GM's thread about nothing (37 Viewers)

[krista4]

[*]1. Everyone passes out for the last hour home. I take a video of it but it comes out as just blackness with a couple weird limo lights. I send it to Krista and label it "art."

That's what it was!!

 

[charvik]

Know what Internet is best invention ever? Somebody just sent me a digital copy of a Swedish Hustler magazine. Do that, rocket ship.

Posted at the Golfsino? If not, why not?

Doesn't our Swedish overloard also own Golfsino?

Hence my question.

I can repost at :11: v2

 

[Early_10]

PS what is the go-to cover story when cornholing? I don't think I want to tell one of my clients that this is my funny friend from the internet.

I've used "we met at church" for dates I met online. People generally get the idea...being that I only go to church when someone dies. Not sure when it's a man/man.

 

[Early_10]

Sounds great Thorn. It's about time people in here got back to drinking and sexcapades, midgets and porn.

I got laid last night but I'm pretty sure Mrs. SLB isn't claiming the same.

I'm sure she'd say she got screwed.

 

[dharmapunk]

[*]1.

[*]a

[*]b.

[*]III.

[*]iii.

[*]x.

[*]11:47 p.m.

[*]16.

[*]1:24 a.m.

[*]1.

I see a new and dangerous trend emerging...

 

[-fish-]

PS what is the go-to cover story when cornholing? I don't think I want to tell one of my clients that this is my funny friend from the internet.

I've used "we met at church" for dates I met online. People generally get the idea...being that I only go to church when someone dies. Not sure when it's a man/man.

try explaining to people why there's an old hippie you don't know staying at your house.

 

[Guster]

PS what is the go-to cover story when cornholing? I don't think I want to tell one of my clients that this is my funny friend from the internet.

I've used "we met at church" for dates I met online. People generally get the idea...being that I only go to church when someone dies. Not sure when it's a man/man.

try explaining to people why there's an old hippie you don't know staying at your house.

 

[Steve Tasker]

PS what is the go-to cover story when cornholing? I don't think I want to tell one of my clients that this is my funny friend from the internet.

I've used "we met at church" for dates I met online. People generally get the idea...being that I only go to church when someone dies. Not sure when it's a man/man.

It's also difficult to explain to people why you're going halfway across the country for a gathering of people from the internet.Furley>hi

 

[cosjobs]

PS what is the go-to cover story when cornholing? I don't think I want to tell one of my clients that this is my funny friend from the internet.

I've used "we met at church" for dates I met online. People generally get the idea...being that I only go to church when someone dies. Not sure when it's a man/man.

try explaining to people why there's an eccentric, old hippie rich Texas client you invited to don't know staying at your house.

 

[Tribulation]

I just watched that video about 20 times in a row. Can someone make that a .gif that loops please?

Maybe someone's already done this but...ooooooooooooooh, I LOVE that idea!

 

[-fish-]

PS what is the go-to cover story when cornholing? I don't think I want to tell one of my clients that this is my funny friend from the internet.

I've used "we met at church" for dates I met online. People generally get the idea...being that I only go to church when someone dies. Not sure when it's a man/man.

try explaining to people why there's an eccentric, old hippie rich Texas client you invited to don't know staying at your house.

yeah, that's what I went with. I'm not sure they were buying what I was selling.

 

[Tribulation]

The kids and I went and picked up my wife from the airport which was awkward at best, and by the time I left the house this morning she was in full blown pissed off mode. Which was humorous in a way, what is she going to do, cut me off?

I'm kinda new around here after the end of the world didn't happen.What's the back story?

 

[-fish-]

I just watched that video about 20 times in a row. Can someone make that a .gif that loops please?

Maybe someone's already done this but...ooooooooooooooh, I LOVE that idea!

had to do it myself, slackers.hate that it cut off the shoulder shimmy at the end.

 

[-fish-]

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[*]shuke/drifter summary:

[*]A This is actually from yesterday, but can't be missed. All a result of her dating some guy named "Worth". This took up most of the day.

[*]2 Pickles proves his notebook is not to be trifled with, dredging up the DR/Cappy story

[*]2.1 GM found even more sources of pr0n

[*]iv. Tanner teaches idiots; we weep for our future

[*]V Rickyjo's going to move to a hellhole in central California

[*]F. YSR denies she's getting divorced; just hates her in-laws

[*]VII. Lots of people here live in states with stupid liquor laws

[*]* Thorn/Zooks make peace for zooks standing up Thorn for Bruins game/rub n tug. Thorn's friends like strip clubs too much.

[*]

I'm going to dinner and a movie with a crazy stalker tonight who does not look like Krista. Someone else will probably have to summarize tomorrow.

 

[desert rose]

Other people have notebooks. It just doesn't occur to them to shank everyone they know something about.

Mr. Pickles, I apologize for sending you a package containing cookies, a Pizza Hut gift card and a handwritten thank you card. I hope it didn't shake you up too badly.

 

[Tribulation]

Ever been to Tachi Palace? I've been tempted to drive up there but never pulled the trigger.

You go up there to get some power converters?

:applause:

 

[Tribulation]

lol @ rude's summary. Promised we'd only stay out til 12 last night. Got home at 1:45. Have to go to a school play this morning and then drive to Seattle for a client meeting. Daytime fish hates nighttime fish. He's a selfish ### that does nothing but drink, spend my money and hang out with women of questionable morals, and then leaves me sleep-deprived and hungover.She does not look like Krista.

This was another night out with the stalker chick?

While the description is probably fitting, you f'n broke my irony meter, rose.

You may think you know everything, but you don't.

I don't even want or claim to know 0.1% of that garbage. I do know that obsessively calling/emailing someone that wants nothing to do with you is psychotic.

I'm pretty sure she's currently camped out at 100 Mary #11, San Antonio, TX, 78230

 

[Tribulation]

a band called The Moviegoers.

Jesus Christ, how many sweaters did they have tied around their necks?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Other people have notebooks. It just doesn't occur to them to shank everyone they know something about. Mr. Pickles, I apologize for sending you a package containing cookies, a Pizza Hut gift card and a handwritten thank you card. I hope it didn't shake you up too badly.

It's got to be bloody exhausting writing those passive/aggressive missives that pile up by the thousands, no? The hypocrisy is really just icing on a rather large cake. You act like the only person that's ever been spurned by someone. It happens, yet somehow the earth continues to rotate.

 

[desert rose]

I'm pretty sure she's currently camped out at 100 Mary #11, San Antonio, TX, 78230

Are you supposed to be someone I'm supposed to know? I'm pretty sure you think you're clever, but you're not even original.

 

[desert rose]

Other people have notebooks. It just doesn't occur to them to shank everyone they know something about. Mr. Pickles, I apologize for sending you a package containing cookies, a Pizza Hut gift card and a handwritten thank you card. I hope it didn't shake you up too badly.

It's got to be bloody exhausting writing those passive/aggressive missives that pile up by the thousands, no? The hypocrisy is really just icing on a rather large cake. You act like the only person that's ever been spurned by someone. It happens, yet somehow the earth continues to rotate.

If you want your laptop back, I can probably find it somewhere in the garage. I can send it to general delivery if you're worried.

 

[krista4]

a band called The Moviegoers.

Jesus Christ, how many sweaters did they have tied around their necks?

Named after the Walker Percy novel, not going to movies. Not that that matters.

 

[krista4]

I like both sweet desert rose and feisty desert rose.

 

[Tribulation]

JFC

We're doing this activity in class today about the Bill of Rights. Basically there is a list of fictitious situations where a civil rights violation has occured.

EX: "A woman is arrested for slapping another woman at a soccer game. The judge sets her bail for $500,000" or "A man wants to buy a deer rifle but the store clerk tells him he can't sell it to him because he belongs to a certain political party according to a government database".

You get the picture.

The first one on the list is "The government has declared that all Jewish people must attend a Christian church on Sunday or pay a $500 fine."

This one girl reads it and says "OH MY GOD! DID THIS REALLY HAPPEN!?! WHEN!?!"

"Four weeks ago. You owe me $2000 Tzeitel."

I'm 99% sure I don't have any Jewish students

They're illegal in Oildale, and the Bakersfield City Council has an initiative on that that they've got to vote on next Tuesday.

 

[Osaurus]

Joey Logano can really stuff his piehole.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Laptop in the garage!?!??!?

 

[kevzilla]

I just watched that video about 20 times in a row. Can someone make that a .gif that loops please?

Maybe someone's already done this but...ooooooooooooooh, I LOVE that idea!

had to do it myself, slackers.hate that it cut off the shoulder shimmy at the end.

Bookmarked in two different browsers, just to be on the safe side. Total views now 7.384 X 106.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Laptop in the garage!?!??!?

Probably worth sending 50 texts and 20 emails about its shabby treatment.

 

[desert rose]

Laptop in the garage!?!??!?

Probably worth sending 50 texts and 20 emails about its shabby treatment.

Knock yourself out.

 

[dharmapunk]

a band called The Moviegoers.

Jesus Christ, how many sweaters did they have tied around their necks?

Named after the Walker Percy novel, not going to movies. Not that that matters.

I was going to ask this, but didn't want to sound pretentious with the lit references. I do that enough already.

 

[dharmapunk]

Meh.

and Meh.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Laptop in the garage!?!??!?

Probably worth sending 50 texts and 20 emails about its shabby treatment.

Knock yourself out.

Since you won't just go away and disappear from the board, and you won't talk to me anywhere, and you never kept your word on anything you ever told me, if you keep posting on the board, I'm just going to go ahead and talk to you there whenever I feel like it. If you don't like it, you can bite me.That's the spirit.

 

[mr. furley]

PS what is the go-to cover story when cornholing? I don't think I want to tell one of my clients that this is my funny friend from the internet.

I've used "we met at church" for dates I met online. People generally get the idea...being that I only go to church when someone dies. Not sure when it's a man/man.

It's also difficult to explain to people why you're going halfway across the country for a gathering of people from the internet.Furley>hi

told my wife we met on Adult Friend Finder

 

[Thorn]

Laptop in the garage!?!??!?

Probably worth sending 50 texts and 20 emails about its shabby treatment.

Knock yourself out.

Since you won't just go away and disappear from the board, and you won't talk to me anywhere, and you never kept your word on anything you ever told me, if you keep posting on the board, I'm just going to go ahead and talk to you there whenever I feel like it. If you don't like it, you can bite me.That's the spirit.

Is that supposed to be your voice or hers?

 

[mr. furley]

not sure what's happening here with pickles / rose but i'm inclined to listen

 

[dharmapunk]

Can someone tell me if the Desert Rose-Pickles thing has some second-level shtick going on, or is it just as awkward and annoying as I think it is?

FWIW, I want to believe.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

DEFCON 2, folks.

 

[Tecumseh]

Can someone tell me if the Desert Rose-Pickles thing has some second-level shtick going on, or is it just as awkward and annoying as I think it is?FWIW, I want to believe.

Pretty sure you nailed it.

 

[dharmapunk]

not sure what's happening here with pickles / rose but i'm inclined to listen

Yea, maybe I just need some backstory to make it interesting. Because right now it feels like two former girlfriends walked into my living room and picked up an argument from five years ago, in the way only women can.

 

[desert rose]

Laptop in the garage!?!??!?

Probably worth sending 50 texts and 20 emails about its shabby treatment.

Knock yourself out.

Since you won't just go away and disappear from the board, and you won't talk to me anywhere, and you never kept your word on anything you ever told me, if you keep posting on the board, I'm just going to go ahead and talk to you there whenever I feel like it. If you don't like it, you can bite me.That's the spirit.

Ah, no wonder you waited for so long. Back to your dusty old notebook.I'm not sure why you feel it's your mission to fight his battles. I'm not even sure when that was written. I haven't been talking about him on the board or to him on the board. I haven't been talking about him with anyone else. There's a lot that I could say. But out of respect for the friendship we used to have, I won't. Maybe that's what you're baiting me to do. But I don't bother him here. I haven't for a long while now. You're the one who brings it up all the time.

You know, other people have my phone number and I have theirs. I have your address, or at least had it. I have email addresses. I've never bothered any of them. I'm not sure what you're trying to accomplish here. But I'm not the bad guy. I was a close friend who isn't a friend anymore. That's it.

 

[mr. furley]

not sure what's happening here with pickles / rose but i'm inclined to listen

Yea, maybe I just need some backstory to make it interesting. Because right now it feels like two former girlfriends walked into my living room and picked up an argument from five years ago, in the way only women can.

 

[shuke]

Flight from Cin to Cle in a prop going thru rain clouds the whole way? Sweet.

2 hour delay in Cle? Awesome.

Nowhere to wtach the game? Cool.

Wifi not working? #### yea!

Too drunk to work? Yep.

Left my novel at home? ####.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Laptop in the garage!?!??!?

Probably worth sending 50 texts and 20 emails about its shabby treatment.

Knock yourself out.

Since you won't just go away and disappear from the board, and you won't talk to me anywhere, and you never kept your word on anything you ever told me, if you keep posting on the board, I'm just going to go ahead and talk to you there whenever I feel like it. If you don't like it, you can bite me.That's the spirit.

Ah, no wonder you waited for so long. Back to your dusty old notebook.I'm not sure why you feel it's your mission to fight his battles. I'm not even sure when that was written. I haven't been talking about him on the board or to him on the board. I haven't been talking about him with anyone else. There's a lot that I could say. But out of respect for the friendship we used to have, I won't. Maybe that's what you're baiting me to do. But I don't bother him here. I haven't for a long while now. You're the one who brings it up all the time.

You know, other people have my phone number and I have theirs. I have your address, or at least had it. I have email addresses. I've never bothered any of them. I'm not sure what you're trying to accomplish here. But I'm not the bad guy. I was a close friend who isn't a friend anymore. That's it.

No one's dredging anything up. You're a ridiculous hypocrite. That's about all there is to it.It was nice of you to spend the minute to reply. Now you can continue pining away in your third year and making yourself miserable. Carry on.

 

[dharmapunk]

not sure what's happening here with pickles / rose but i'm inclined to listen

Yea, maybe I just need some backstory to make it interesting. Because right now it feels like two former girlfriends walked into my living room and picked up an argument from five years ago, in the way only women can.

Are you reading the same exchange I am? Help me out furley. Make me see the light here.

 

[mr. furley]

not sure what's happening here with pickles / rose but i'm inclined to listen

Yea, maybe I just need some backstory to make it interesting. Because right now it feels like two former girlfriends walked into my living room and picked up an argument from five years ago, in the way only women can.

Are you reading the same exchange I am? Help me out furley. Make me see the light here.

i've forgotten the pertinent details, frankly

 

[dharmapunk]

Flight from Cin to Cle in a prop going thru rain clouds the whole way? Sweet. 2 hour delay in Cle? Awesome. Nowhere to wtach the game? Cool. Wifi not working? #### yea! Too drunk to work? Yep. Left my novel at home? ####.

Read the bible. It's got to be there. Read all about the scourging and the crowning with thorns and viddy yourself helping in and even taking charge of the tolchocking and the nailing in, being dressed in the height of Roman fashion. You probably won't so much like the latter part of the book, which is more like all preachy talking than fighting and the old in-out. But you'll like the parts where these old yahoodies tolchock each other and then drink their Hebrew vino, and getting onto the bed with their wives' handmaidens. That'll keep you going.

 

[desert rose]

Laptop in the garage!?!??!?

Probably worth sending 50 texts and 20 emails about its shabby treatment.

Knock yourself out.

Since you won't just go away and disappear from the board, and you won't talk to me anywhere, and you never kept your word on anything you ever told me, if you keep posting on the board, I'm just going to go ahead and talk to you there whenever I feel like it. If you don't like it, you can bite me.That's the spirit.

Ah, no wonder you waited for so long. Back to your dusty old notebook.I'm not sure why you feel it's your mission to fight his battles. I'm not even sure when that was written. I haven't been talking about him on the board or to him on the board. I haven't been talking about him with anyone else. There's a lot that I could say. But out of respect for the friendship we used to have, I won't. Maybe that's what you're baiting me to do. But I don't bother him here. I haven't for a long while now. You're the one who brings it up all the time.

You know, other people have my phone number and I have theirs. I have your address, or at least had it. I have email addresses. I've never bothered any of them. I'm not sure what you're trying to accomplish here. But I'm not the bad guy. I was a close friend who isn't a friend anymore. That's it.

No one's dredging anything up. You're a ridiculous hypocrite. That's about all there is to it.It was nice of you to spend the minute to reply. Now you can continue pining away in your third year and making yourself miserable. Carry on.

Thanks for playing.

 

[dharmapunk]

not sure what's happening here with pickles / rose but i'm inclined to listen

Yea, maybe I just need some backstory to make it interesting. Because right now it feels like two former girlfriends walked into my living room and picked up an argument from five years ago, in the way only women can.

Are you reading the same exchange I am? Help me out furley. Make me see the light here.

i've forgotten the pertinent details, frankly

Too bad they can't.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Can someone tell me if the Desert Rose-Pickles thing has some second-level shtick going on, or is it just as awkward and annoying as I think it is?FWIW, I want to believe.

Pretty sure you nailed it.

 

[Thorn]

In an effort to get this thread somewhere else, any married guys want to explain to me what the big deal is about strip clubs?