GM's thread about nothing (41 Viewers)

[Homer J Simpson]

So the team I call for is now riding a scintillating 20-game losing streak. I've had the pleasure of calling the last 16. It becomes more difficult every week to not start going all Harry Doyle on the air.

21.

2242-7 in the 3rd quarter when the opposition subbed in their freshmen.

2340-0 at halftime. Final score 47-0.On the plus side, I'm doing a live remote from a HS cheerleading championship tomorrow. Homer

If I don't get pics I will be so very disappointed.

 

[dharmapunk]

Sorry Ranger buds, congrats Cards buds.

Thanks TRE. Just feeling some after effects from last night's gut punch. :X

Hi, friend. Bills fan here. Two more WS losses and you can join the club. I hope you make it. It's just us and the Vikings fans and it's kinda boring always talking about snow.

 

[Gadzooks]

Hhmmm... I woke up and just vaguely thought that while heavily intoxicated last night, I had posted something about a 3-some with asians and somebody's wife. Thought I might have gotten a timeout for whatever I wrote, but I don't seem to see any posts like that anywhere. Unless Aaron/RaiderFan/MOP deleted it for me. If that's the case then thank you. Or maybe I didn't post anything. I feel a little a fuzzy about the whole thing.

 

[Sconch]

Hhmmm... I woke up and just vaguely thought that while heavily intoxicated last night, I had posted something about a 3-some with asians and somebody's wife. Thought I might have gotten a timeout for whatever I wrote, but I don't seem to see any posts like that anywhere. Unless Aaron/RaiderFan/MOP deleted it for me. If that's the case then thank you. Or maybe I didn't post anything. I feel a little a fuzzy about the whole thing.

That was a PM, GB. You're safe.

 

[dharmapunk]

Hey non-Cards and Rangers fans: I am I wrong in thinking that was one of the better WS in awhile?

I usually pay passing attention (at best) if the Yanks aren't in it, but I was glued to the set for most of those games. Great baseball was played by both teams (as well as great gaffes by both).

 

[Sconch]

Hey non-Cards and Rangers fans: I am I wrong in thinking that was one of the better WS in awhile?I usually pay passing attention (at best) if the Yanks aren't in it, but I was glued to the set for most of those games. Great baseball was played by both teams (as well as great gaffes by both).

Not a fan of either team (nor a big baseball fan in general) but game 6 was one of the most exciting sports events I've seen in a long time. Probably better than 1975 game 6.

 

[dharmapunk]

Hey non-Cards and Rangers fans: I am I wrong in thinking that was one of the better WS in awhile?I usually pay passing attention (at best) if the Yanks aren't in it, but I was glued to the set for most of those games. Great baseball was played by both teams (as well as great gaffes by both).

Not a fan of either team (nor a big baseball fan in general) but game 6 was one of the most exciting sports events I've seen in a long time. Probably better than 1975 game 6.

It still itches my a@@ that I fell asleep in the seventh inning. I was exhausted from a long day and just could keep the lids open. :(

 

[Gadzooks]

Hhmmm... I woke up and just vaguely thought that while heavily intoxicated last night, I had posted something about a 3-some with asians and somebody's wife. Thought I might have gotten a timeout for whatever I wrote, but I don't seem to see any posts like that anywhere. Unless Aaron/RaiderFan/MOP deleted it for me. If that's the case then thank you. Or maybe I didn't post anything. I feel a little a fuzzy about the whole thing.

That was a PM, GB. You're safe.

Wow, I really thought I posted that in the drunk thread or here. Looking at it now I remember giggling at you calling me Copernicus.

 

[Dungeon Master]

Frosty>Just put in "Dinocroc vs Supergator" I hope I'm not disappointed.

My link.And I've seen all of those other ones too.

 

[Sconch]

Hhmmm... I woke up and just vaguely thought that while heavily intoxicated last night, I had posted something about a 3-some with asians and somebody's wife. Thought I might have gotten a timeout for whatever I wrote, but I don't seem to see any posts like that anywhere. Unless Aaron/RaiderFan/MOP deleted it for me. If that's the case then thank you. Or maybe I didn't post anything. I feel a little a fuzzy about the whole thing.

That was a PM, GB. You're safe.

Wow, I really thought I posted that in the drunk thread or here. Looking at it now I remember giggling at you calling me Copernicus.

The best part was where you said "threesome" and then listed the 3 female participants. Group sex doesn't come in a straight line I guess.

 

[Gadzooks]

Hhmmm... I woke up and just vaguely thought that while heavily intoxicated last night, I had posted something about a 3-some with asians and somebody's wife. Thought I might have gotten a timeout for whatever I wrote, but I don't seem to see any posts like that anywhere. Unless Aaron/RaiderFan/MOP deleted it for me. If that's the case then thank you. Or maybe I didn't post anything. I feel a little a fuzzy about the whole thing.

That was a PM, GB. You're safe.

Wow, I really thought I posted that in the drunk thread or here. Looking at it now I remember giggling at you calling me Copernicus.

The best part was where you said "threesome" and then listed the 3 female participants. Group sex doesn't come in a straight line I guess.

And I now realize why I woke up to find my computer still turned on and it was on Frosty's FaceBook profile.

 

[Dungeon Master]

Hhmmm... I woke up and just vaguely thought that while heavily intoxicated last night, I had posted something about a 3-some with asians and somebody's wife. Thought I might have gotten a timeout for whatever I wrote, but I don't seem to see any posts like that anywhere. Unless Aaron/RaiderFan/MOP deleted it for me. If that's the case then thank you. Or maybe I didn't post anything. I feel a little a fuzzy about the whole thing.

That was a PM, GB. You're safe.

Wow, I really thought I posted that in the drunk thread or here. Looking at it now I remember giggling at you calling me Copernicus.

The best part was where you said "threesome" and then listed the 3 female participants. Group sex doesn't come in a straight line I guess.

And I now realize why I woke up to find my computer still turned on and it was on Frosty's FaceBook profile.

I'm getting a restraining order.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Hhmmm... I woke up and just vaguely thought that while heavily intoxicated last night, I had posted something about a 3-some with asians and somebody's wife. Thought I might have gotten a timeout for whatever I wrote, but I don't seem to see any posts like that anywhere. Unless Aaron/RaiderFan/MOP deleted it for me. If that's the case then thank you. Or maybe I didn't post anything. I feel a little a fuzzy about the whole thing.

That was a PM, GB. You're safe.

Wow, I really thought I posted that in the drunk thread or here. Looking at it now I remember giggling at you calling me Copernicus.

The best part was where you said "threesome" and then listed the 3 female participants. Group sex doesn't come in a straight line I guess.

 

[Sconch]

Hhmmm... I woke up and just vaguely thought that while heavily intoxicated last night, I had posted something about a 3-some with asians and somebody's wife. Thought I might have gotten a timeout for whatever I wrote, but I don't seem to see any posts like that anywhere. Unless Aaron/RaiderFan/MOP deleted it for me. If that's the case then thank you. Or maybe I didn't post anything. I feel a little a fuzzy about the whole thing.

That was a PM, GB. You're safe.

Wow, I really thought I posted that in the drunk thread or here. Looking at it now I remember giggling at you calling me Copernicus.

The best part was where you said "threesome" and then listed the 3 female participants. Group sex doesn't come in a straight line I guess.

And I now realize why I woke up to find my computer still turned on and it was on Frosty's FaceBook profile.

 

[Dungeon Master]

Hhmmm... I woke up and just vaguely thought that while heavily intoxicated last night, I had posted something about a 3-some with asians and somebody's wife. Thought I might have gotten a timeout for whatever I wrote, but I don't seem to see any posts like that anywhere. Unless Aaron/RaiderFan/MOP deleted it for me. If that's the case then thank you. Or maybe I didn't post anything. I feel a little a fuzzy about the whole thing.

That was a PM, GB. You're safe.

Wow, I really thought I posted that in the drunk thread or here. Looking at it now I remember giggling at you calling me Copernicus.

The best part was where you said "threesome" and then listed the 3 female participants. Group sex doesn't come in a straight line I guess.

Who were the three broads?

 

[Uruk-Hai]

6" of snow on the ground and still falling. Damned power has been on & off all day which - besides pissing me right the hell off because my DTV receiver resets each time - isn't helping me making my Judge Smails chili.

Congrats to the Cards fans and condolences to the Tejas muchachos. Great Series. I was pulling a bit for the Rangers just because they haven't won it before and I used to go see them when they were the Senators, but I've always liked St Louis too.

 

[Tribulation]

Hhmmm... I woke up and just vaguely thought that while heavily intoxicated last night, I had posted something about a 3-some with asians and somebody's wife. Thought I might have gotten a timeout for whatever I wrote, but I don't seem to see any posts like that anywhere. Unless Aaron/RaiderFan/MOP deleted it for me. If that's the case then thank you. Or maybe I didn't post anything. I feel a little a fuzzy about the whole thing.

I was there with them in the hotel room until an hour ago waiting for you, jerkwad.

 

[Gadzooks]

Wow, I really thought I posted that in the drunk thread or here. Looking at it now I remember giggling at you calling me Copernicus.

The best part was where you said "threesome" and then listed the 3 female participants. Group sex doesn't come in a straight line I guess.

Who were the three broads?

I'd rather not say. I'm sorta in a "relationship" with SLB's wife and she wasn't one of the 3 broads. Also, hypothetically speaking, would you be proud or angry if the 3 broads in my fantasy were a random asian, Tanner's wife and your wife? Hypothetically speaking.

 

[Gadzooks]

Hhmmm... I woke up and just vaguely thought that while heavily intoxicated last night, I had posted something about a 3-some with asians and somebody's wife. Thought I might have gotten a timeout for whatever I wrote, but I don't seem to see any posts like that anywhere. Unless Aaron/RaiderFan/MOP deleted it for me. If that's the case then thank you. Or maybe I didn't post anything. I feel a little a fuzzy about the whole thing.

I was there with them in the hotel room until an hour ago waiting for you, jerkwad.

My apologies. How can I make this up to you?

 

[Tecumseh]

So the team I call for is now riding a scintillating 20-game losing streak. I've had the pleasure of calling the last 16. It becomes more difficult every week to not start going all Harry Doyle on the air.

21.

2242-7 in the 3rd quarter when the opposition subbed in their freshmen.

2340-0 at halftime. Final score 47-0.On the plus side, I'm doing a live remote from a HS cheerleading championship tomorrow. Homer

If I don't get pics I will be so very disappointed.

I'm here now. Turns out there are college cheerleaders here too. Kennesaw State univ

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Im coming to the conclusion that DrunkHomer absolutely HATES SoberHomer. There's really no other explanation for the horrible things I do to myself.

 

[Zow]

Hey non-Cards and Rangers fans: I am I wrong in thinking that was one of the better WS in awhile?I usually pay passing attention (at best) if the Yanks aren't in it, but I was glued to the set for most of those games. Great baseball was played by both teams (as well as great gaffes by both).

Despite not liking or disliking either team (I was pulling for the Rangers because they are a solid team who has played consistently enough the last few years and I think they deserve it)I enjoyed every game immensely but Game 7. Series really had everything that makes baseball entertaining: great pitching (Carpenter, Holland), clutch hitting (Freese, Napoli, Hamilton, Berkman, Craig - really something almost every game), great defense (Andrus' numerous plays, Beltre and Jay being solid, Craig's rob), probably the best offensive game of all-time (Pujols' 5-6 game), brilliant base-running to win a game (Kinsler/Andrus taking second on a throw, Kinsler's base steal as well, numerous instances of going first to third), managerial chess games being very pivotal and evident with some examples of over-managing, and even those "he dropped it!" gaffes which purists may not like but create for great drama. Really awesome. From what I've seen in my lifetime it rates right up there with the '86 Mets (which made me a Mets fan),'91 Twins, '93 Blue Jays, and '01 Diamondbacks.

 

[Dungeon Master]

Wow, I really thought I posted that in the drunk thread or here. Looking at it now I remember giggling at you calling me Copernicus.

The best part was where you said "threesome" and then listed the 3 female participants. Group sex doesn't come in a straight line I guess.

Who were the three broads?

I'd rather not say. I'm sorta in a "relationship" with SLB's wife and she wasn't one of the 3 broads. Also, hypothetically speaking, would you be proud or angry if the 3 broads in my fantasy were a random asian, Tanner's wife and your wife? Hypothetically speaking.

Beyond proud.

 

[dharmapunk]

I am totally unsurprised that Woz is a Mets fan.

In some metaphysical way, this was written long before the 86' series.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Let's go Cards!Ok, I honestly don't care, but Bob is having such a great time. It'd be a shame if it ended bad.

I want to bone Allen Craig so ####ing hard.

Buck: Molina doesn't run well at first.Mrs. S: Why don't they run for him?Me: SHHHH! LaRussa might hear you.

Oh yeah, Jose & GM, you laugh at my Mom having me at 19, my GB that just got engaged? His Mom was 15. His Dad tells a funny story about trying to get a hall pass so he could make it to the hospital.

100% true.

 

[Zow]

I am totally unsurprised that Woz is a Mets fan.In some metaphysical way, this was written long before the 86' series.

what's wrong with the Mets?

 

[Tribulation]

I am totally unsurprised that Woz is a Mets fan.In some metaphysical way, this was written long before the 86' series.

what's wrong with the Mets?

Look, friend, we don't have that kinda time.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Just finished dinner. We asked the waitress what the GC was good for and she replied "looks like everything, I say take them for all they're worth". On J&C 5, 4 glasses of wine for Mrs. SLB plus a sampler of every appetizer, cauliflower and curry soup and braised pork stomach. O.M.G. I may be outside right now engaging in illegal active.

After I posted this it was J&C, HB J&C, HB, J&C, HB, cab. The HB helped considerably because I literally felt like I had consumed an 8 ball and was now out of stuff. The waitress said she would get and 18% tip on the bill that I estimate at around $350 but I gave her the $50 I won on the boat anyway.We headed down to the stadium and as expected, it was insane. INSANE. It took us almost 40 minutes to get a beer and you couldn't even get inside a bar. Thankfully, right outside under the train tracks somebody had a flat screen in the back of their Explorer so we crashed that. I think three trains went by during the course of the game and their whistle served as an aphrodisiac for and bumping crowd. We made some new friends and I consumed the beers we bought rather quickly. I was a bit concerned about the (lack of) alcohol situation and that's when I spy some guy walking by me carrying a case of Bud 2x4's. I asked him if they were for sale and he said no. I offered him $20 for one and he countered with $5. We ended up settling for 2 for $20. He and his buddy ended up watching the next 4 innings with us and we helped them drink the rest of their beer. It was now the eighth inning and we're dry again so I tell Mrs. SLB to go show her boobs or something and get us some beer. She takes off and three minutes later comes back with four beers. Oh hells yes. Turns out she just wedged up in line at the beer booth and just grabbed four beers from the trough and walked away. God I love her.

After the Cards won, well, things just got even crazier. Hot broads ripping their tops off, people dancing on cars & I got at least 3 beer baths. Mrs. SLB wanted to go in the stadium so we did and we nearly got crushed to death. That's when I somebody grabs me around my neck to which I naturally put my right hand on my money and cocked my left ready to hit. Turns out it was a cousin of mine in from out of town. Him his brother and my aunt & uncle were staying at the Lumiere so we decided to walk there. However there were so many freaking people we lost them all but my aunt. Mrs. SLB was now holding on to my belt and holding my aunt's hand scared she was going to lose us. This was a bad plan because I'm a fast walker and feel at home in chaos. She fell a couple of times and almost face planted another because I pulled her down due to my quick pace.

The casino was so packed they were turning people away. Now there's something I thought I would never see. So we head to the Burger Bar to see if we can get a seat there and my aunt can find my uncle and sons. The hostess was this smoking hot black chick and was quite smitten with her until she said there wasn't any tables and pointed to the long line of people waiting in front of us. I slipped her a 20 and some money and we were seated a minute later much to the chagrin of the other waiting patrons. #### it is fun to be me. We found my other cousin but were still down one uncle, one cousin. I think I had another 4 J&C's and figured it was time to call it a night after Mrs. SLB returned from the restroom and said it was packed with hookers doing blow. GAME ON!!!

Mrs. SLB and myself headed out to the front of the casino to grab a cab and there was a Halloween party breaking up. There were several dozen 20 something chicks dressed in slutty costumes which was a really cool bonus. Now, getting a cab in St. Louis generally sucks but after game 7 of the WS with several hundred thousand people in town, impossible. Mrs. SLB was wearing boots/heels and was already about to die from our previous walk so hoofing it back to the hotel wasn't an option. So I did what any good husband would do on a epic night and leaned up against a post grinning ear from ear smoking a number as Mrs. SLB tried to flag down a cab. She was a good 20 yards away from me and some guy wearing a Texas hat was walking up the street and two guys in Cardinal garb start yelling smack at him. Mrs. SLB took exception to that and told them to knock it off. Love her. These gentlemen didn't want to hear it however and started yelling ban worthy things at her. I put my smoke out and walked over to them still grinning ear from ear and put one arm around each of them. I laughed and said the one on my left "you just called her #" and then looked to the one on my right and said "and you just said "#"? They both start cracking up and I say "you know who that # is? that's my wife." They then noticed I wasn't smiling anymore. It was like the bar scene in A Bronx Tail. These guys went from laughter to sheer terror. I let them beg for my forgiveness and told them to GTF out of my sight immediately.

But there we are still cabless and it's 2:30. Mrs. SLB sees a minivan cab and basically jumped in front of it. It was full of 20 something kids but she insisted that they share it with us. Did I mention how much I love her? They actually had to have a couple of people sit on others laps, sadly not mine, to make room for us. As the cab pulled away the driver pops in Don't Stop Believing in the CD player to which we all sang/screamed on the way to our hotel.

EPIC

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Hats of to the Rangers too. I always root for the dogs anyway and to have so many of you here on board makes it easy. Maybe next year.

Baseball in STL is comparable to football in Green Bay or Manchester United in England. Gianmarco, you're a transplant, know what I'm saying.

Sac,

ETA GPJ, what up.

 

[krista4]

Awesome stories, GBSLB!

 

[Sconch]

Awesome stories, GBSLB!

 

[dharmapunk]

I am totally unsurprised that Woz is a Mets fan.In some metaphysical way, this was written long before the 86' series.

what's wrong with the Mets?

Look, friend, we don't have that kinda time.

I'm so effing glad Homer and I talked you into posting over here.

 

[dharmapunk]

GM> please be kind and don't serve up softballs like "Oregon gals pulling double duty" on FB. I posted and deleted a comment twice. In the end conscience won out and I ran from your page as fast as I could.

 

[dharmapunk]

EPIC

I know it was a world series win and all, but this just cemented the fact that I need to party with SLB before I die.

 

[bakes]

EPIC

You, sir, are my idol. Just awesome.

 

[Thorn]

So I'm one of 4 left in my local survivor pool. I've used NE, DET, PIT, TB, GB, NYJ, NOThere's likely some blowouts this week:Bal v. AZTen v. IndyNYG v. MiamiSF v. ClevelandHou v. JaxThoughts?

Appreciate the thoughts. I'm going to rule out San Fran; I don't think Cleveland is all that stinky. Also not taking Tennessee, Indy may be awful but Ten isn't anything great either, and Indy will at least be asked to show some pride.I like Baltimore but I don't like picking teams coming off a short week.That leaves Giants or Texans. First instinct was Texans but Miami is godawful. Might have to flip a coin.

Giants. They are coming off the bye (which, statistically, actually means little but in this case Nicks' healed up a bit) and Miami is worse at home than on the road. Plus Houston has nicer matchups to be used later on.

Where the #### have you been? And I think this seals Houston as my pick.

 

[Tribulation]

Anyone got some good suggestions on some mens daily multivitamins with an emphasis on prostate health? I'm reaching 40 with a family history of prostate problems and would like to minimize that risk, and there are seemingly millions of options out there - Google wasn't much of a help.

 

[Thorn]

Apologies for any weird texts last night/this am.My version of knuckles just texted me. This is a girl who has friended and de-friended me no less than four times according to whether we have hung out in the last 48 hours or she wants to hang out in the next 48 hours. This last time she requested me, I finally ignored it.Her text just now:

Last call??? jk, so some day if you want to, you know, get married...you know, to me... I would be delighted, bahahaha. But, you of course would have to ask me. Considering you won't so much as be my friend, chances are likely this will not occur I'm kidding, sort of, but anyway...hohum...cheers *beer*

Hope I don't get stabbed tonight.

 

[dharmapunk]

I don't remember girls being this crazy back when I was single. Of course that was when I was 24, but still. The craziest they seemed to get was showing up drunk at my dorm room after I had like a 5 minute conversation with them earlier in day, and acting like we'd been screwing for a week already. Or the painter who was engaged to a grad student but would wake me up at noon between her classes to jerk me off and blow me....but she wouldn't have sex because that violated her relationship with her fiance.

Does the crazy get cranked up to 11 once they hit thirty?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

EPIC

I know it was a world series win and all, but this just cemented the fact that I need to party with SLB before I die.

I think if I partied with SLB that I would die. I gotta get to St Louis.

 

[-fish-]

I don't remember girls being this crazy back when I was single. Of course that was when I was 24, but still. The craziest they seemed to get was showing up drunk at my dorm room after I had like a 5 minute conversation with them earlier in day, and acting like we'd been screwing for a week already. Or the painter who was engaged to a grad student but would wake me up at noon between her classes to jerk me off and blow me....but she wouldn't have sex because that violated her relationship with her fiance.Does the crazy get cranked up to 11 once they hit thirty?

Apparently so. When I hang out with the ones in their mid 20s, it's fun and easy. With the ones in their 30s it's just exhausting.

 

[-fish-]

Apologies for any weird texts last night/this am.My version of knuckles just texted me. This is a girl who has friended and de-friended me no less than four times according to whether we have hung out in the last 48 hours or she wants to hang out in the next 48 hours. This last time she requested me, I finally ignored it.Her text just now:

Last call??? jk, so some day if you want to, you know, get married...you know, to me... I would be delighted, bahahaha. But, you of course would have to ask me. Considering you won't so much as be my friend, chances are likely this will not occur I'm kidding, sort of, but anyway...hohum...cheers *beer*

Hope I don't get stabbed tonight.

Happy to pass the torch here. Now go hit that so we can be entertained.

 

[SofaKings]

GM> please be kind and don't serve up softballs like "Oregon gals pulling double duty" on FB. I posted and deleted a comment twice. In the end conscience won out and I ran from your page as fast as I could.

 

[-fish-]

Apologies for any weird texts last night/this am.My version of knuckles just texted me. This is a girl who has friended and de-friended me no less than four times according to whether we have hung out in the last 48 hours or she wants to hang out in the next 48 hours. This last time she requested me, I finally ignored it.Her text just now:

Last call??? jk, so some day if you want to, you know, get married...you know, to me... I would be delighted, bahahaha. But, you of course would have to ask me. Considering you won't so much as be my friend, chances are likely this will not occur I'm kidding, sort of, but anyway...hohum...cheers *beer*

Hope I don't get stabbed tonight.

Happy to pass the torch here. Now go hit that so we can be entertained.

Oh, and you're not even in the same realm of crazy. Her last text after saying I didn't have time to talk to her during a workday while dealing with my daughter coming down with pneumonia:"so we're over? I guess that's what you've been saying all along. I've just been taken for a ride. I'm so naive and so heartbroken. Goodbye, I guess."

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Apologies for any weird texts last night/this am.My version of knuckles just texted me. This is a girl who has friended and de-friended me no less than four times according to whether we have hung out in the last 48 hours or she wants to hang out in the next 48 hours. This last time she requested me, I finally ignored it.Her text just now:

Last call??? jk, so some day if you want to, you know, get married...you know, to me... I would be delighted, bahahaha. But, you of course would have to ask me. Considering you won't so much as be my friend, chances are likely this will not occur I'm kidding, sort of, but anyway...hohum...cheers *beer*

Hope I don't get stabbed tonight.

Happy to pass the torch here. Now go hit that so we can be entertained.

Oh, and you're not even in the same realm of crazy. Her last text after saying I didn't have time to talk to her during a workday while dealing with my daughter coming down with pneumonia:"so we're over? I guess that's what you've been saying all along. I've just been taken for a ride. I'm so naive and so heartbroken. Goodbye, I guess."

OMFG this broad is spectacular!!!!

 

[dharmapunk]

Apologies for any weird texts last night/this am.My version of knuckles just texted me. This is a girl who has friended and de-friended me no less than four times according to whether we have hung out in the last 48 hours or she wants to hang out in the next 48 hours. This last time she requested me, I finally ignored it.Her text just now:

Last call??? jk, so some day if you want to, you know, get married...you know, to me... I would be delighted, bahahaha. But, you of course would have to ask me. Considering you won't so much as be my friend, chances are likely this will not occur I'm kidding, sort of, but anyway...hohum...cheers *beer*

Hope I don't get stabbed tonight.

Happy to pass the torch here. Now go hit that so we can be entertained.

Oh, and you're not even in the same realm of crazy. Her last text after saying I didn't have time to talk to her during a workday while dealing with my daughter coming down with pneumonia:"so we're over? I guess that's what you've been saying all along. I've just been taken for a ride. I'm so naive and so heartbroken. Goodbye, I guess."

OMFG this broad is spectacular!!!!

 

[Tribulation]

I don't remember girls being this crazy back when I was single. Of course that was when I was 24, but still. The craziest they seemed to get was showing up drunk at my dorm room after I had like a 5 minute conversation with them earlier in day, and acting like we'd been screwing for a week already. Or the painter who was engaged to a grad student but would wake me up at noon between her classes to jerk me off and blow me....but she wouldn't have sex because that violated her relationship with her fiance.Does the crazy get cranked up to 11 once they hit thirty?

Apparently so. When I hang out with the ones in their mid 20s, it's fun and easy. With the ones in their 30s it's just exhausting.

They're stupid and insecure in their 20's; they're confident and crazy in their 30's. I'm gonna tell you right now, if you don't give a **** and know how to walk away, the 30's is MUCH better. And BTW, women in their 30's are a LOT more sexually liberated than when they were younger.

 

[Tribulation]

Apologies for any weird texts last night/this am.My version of knuckles just texted me. This is a girl who has friended and de-friended me no less than four times according to whether we have hung out in the last 48 hours or she wants to hang out in the next 48 hours. This last time she requested me, I finally ignored it.Her text just now:

Last call??? jk, so some day if you want to, you know, get married...you know, to me... I would be delighted, bahahaha. But, you of course would have to ask me. Considering you won't so much as be my friend, chances are likely this will not occur I'm kidding, sort of, but anyway...hohum...cheers *beer*

Hope I don't get stabbed tonight.

I don't think you need to use protection as she clearly doesn't want kids. gllllll!!!!!1onemistake

 

[Mr.Pack]

Subs schmubs. I'm going to dominate this gyro

hands down the best gyro i have eaten anywhere. would murder for one right now.

I snuck the soda in that pic just for you, GB

Golden Gyros in West Allis gives this place a run for it's money.Might even be better.....

 

[Mr.Pack]

Finally caught up after 2 days away at a SolidWorks conference > hi shuke.

Congrats to the Card fans, SLB, Sac etc..... yuck, that really sucked to type that But you deserved it.

Sorry to the Ranger fans, I was pulling for them too even though I think I'm the only Brewer fan in the state of WI that likes LaRussa.

K4> Happy things are working out with Zack.

Zooks> Sorry about the ex crap, but it doesn't sound too unworkable. Good luck.

SLB> Congrats on closing the house.

I just read a ton of pages and I'm sure I missed a few things.

Sconch et al; try not to get banned tomorrow. Oh wait the Bears have a bye, you should be good.

ETA: Jimmy Johns = Good stuff. Club LuLu with hot peppers