GM's thread about nothing (10 Viewers)

[Tiger Fan]

GM> please be kind and don't serve up softballs like "Oregon gals pulling double duty" on FB. I posted and deleted a comment twice. In the end conscience won out and I ran from your page as fast as I could.

I did the same thing

 

[Tribulation]

Anyone here seen the movie Mary and Max? That is some of the most F'd up, funny-as-hell, original stuff I've seen in a while. How'd I miss this when it came out?

 

[dharmapunk]

Anyone here seen the movie Mary and Max? That is some of the most F'd up, funny-as-hell, original stuff I've seen in a while. How'd I miss this when it came out?

Never heard of it. Netflix instant?

 

[Dungeon Master]

After ditching TRE and not going to the Gopher game we took the kids to Zoo Boo tonight, which is this bit at the local zoo where you bring your stupid kids and you pay $7 and they get to walk around and get some candy and what not. Seemed like a good idea. Then we get there and if you bought your tickets in advance you could go right in. If you didn't you had to wait in line to get them. Nobody bought in advance. We waiting in line for 43 minutes to buy tickets for this crap. Then we finally get the chance to buy tickets and it turns out adults have to pay as well, even though we aren't doing anything except escorting our demon spawn around. Luckily the kids have fun and the little one behaves and we get to see some bears and everything is great. I guess it's all good or whatever. So here is the haul my 3-year old came home with:

1 pixie stick - yellow

1 Laffy Taffy - green

1 Blopop - green apple

1 piece "Rainforest Natural Gum"

i pack Jelly Belly jelly beans

1 Laffy Taffy - red

1 pack Jujyfruits

1 4-page activity book about global warming

1 coupon for a free kids meal from Rainforest Cafe

1 package of stickers featuring generic bear and raccoon characters

1 pack of subtraction flash cards

1 giant panda trading card (with stats!)

1 "summer strawberry" all-natural fruit strip (hippie fruit roll-up)

1 8-pack wipe-off crayons in vivid colors

1 tropical tie-dye normal fruit roll-up

1 chocolate chunk granola bar (brand indeterminate)

1 Pearson's salted nut roll

1 coupon for a free kids meal at Joe's Crab Shack

1 bookmark featuring some random bear and a cupcake

8 temporary tattoos featuring no recognizable characters or anything interesting

 

[-fish-]

Why am I the only one that likes Kev's hot sister-in-law?

link? I may like her right now.

 

[Tribulation]

Anyone here seen the movie Mary and Max? That is some of the most F'd up, funny-as-hell, original stuff I've seen in a while. How'd I miss this when it came out?

Never heard of it. Netflix instant?

Yes. Re-watching it now.

 

[shuke]

Finally caught up after 2 days away at a SolidWorks conference > hi shuke.

What happens there?

 

[shuke]

Why am I the only one that likes Kev's hot sister-in-law?

link?

 

[Tiger Fan]

After ditching TRE and not going to the Gopher game

BUT THEY WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

[-fish-]

knuckles went to a wedding in san francisco today. they did a costume ball.

she went as the devil.

 

[Tiger Fan]

You know you're getting old when you decide to sit in your recliner, drink cheap wine/beer and watch college FB then go run the streets with your single friends at all of the halloween parties

 

[-fish-]

You know you're getting old when you decide to sit in your recliner, drink cheap wine/beer and watch college FB then go run the streets with your single friends at all of the halloween parties

you make me sad, my friend. every woman out there tonight is dressed as something naughty. it's the one night of the year you need to rally.suck it up and go ogle a slutty pirate.

 

[Sconch]

Why am I the only one that likes Kev's hot sister-in-law?

link?

HAVE YOU EVER MET HIM IN PERSON!?!

 

[Dungeon Master]

After ditching TRE and not going to the Gopher game

BUT THEY WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

And they ####### stormed the field. I'm so ashamed. I'm also 99% sure TRE was part of the field storming, which is both redeeming and extra sad.

 

[Tiger Fan]

You know you're getting old when you decide to sit in your recliner, drink cheap wine/beer and watch college FB then go run the streets with your single friends at all of the halloween parties

you make me sad, my friend. every woman out there tonight is dressed as something naughty. it's the one night of the year you need to rally.suck it up and go ogle a slutty pirate.

I knowAll I can think about is how drunk I'll get and how ####ty I'll feel in the morning I can see all the pictures on facebook

 

[-fish-]

Why am I the only one that likes Kev's hot sister-in-law?

link?

HAVE YOU EVER MET HIM IN PERSON!?!

I fail to see how this is relevant.

 

[Tiger Fan]

After ditching TRE and not going to the Gopher game

BUT THEY WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

And they ####### stormed the field. I'm so ashamed. I'm also 99% sure TRE was part of the field storming, which is both redeeming and extra sad.

Yeah, but at least they're not OSU (who also stormed)

 

[-fish-]

You know you're getting old when you decide to sit in your recliner, drink cheap wine/beer and watch college FB then go run the streets with your single friends at all of the halloween parties

you make me sad, my friend. every woman out there tonight is dressed as something naughty. it's the one night of the year you need to rally.suck it up and go ogle a slutty pirate.

I knowAll I can think about is how drunk I'll get and how ####ty I'll feel in the morning I can see all the pictures on facebook

drunk slutty pirate>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>pics of drunk slutty pirate

 

[Tiger Fan]

You know you're getting old when you decide to sit in your recliner, drink cheap wine/beer and watch college FB then go run the streets with your single friends at all of the halloween parties

you make me sad, my friend. every woman out there tonight is dressed as something naughty. it's the one night of the year you need to rally.suck it up and go ogle a slutty pirate.

I knowAll I can think about is how drunk I'll get and how ####ty I'll feel in the morning I can see all the pictures on facebook

drunk slutty pirate>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>pics of drunk slutty pirate

i know...i know...

 

[-fish-]

You know you're getting old when you decide to sit in your recliner, drink cheap wine/beer and watch college FB then go run the streets with your single friends at all of the halloween parties

you make me sad, my friend. every woman out there tonight is dressed as something naughty. it's the one night of the year you need to rally.suck it up and go ogle a slutty pirate.

I knowAll I can think about is how drunk I'll get and how ####ty I'll feel in the morning

I can see all the pictures on facebook

drunk slutty pirate>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>pics of drunk slutty pirate

i know...i know...

I just had married friend with a kitchen pass for the night leave my house and go home. even texts/pics from girls I'm meeting shortly didn't change his mind. I sent him this link.

 

[Tiger Fan]

You know you're getting old when you decide to sit in your recliner, drink cheap wine/beer and watch college FB then go run the streets with your single friends at all of the halloween parties

you make me sad, my friend. every woman out there tonight is dressed as something naughty. it's the one night of the year you need to rally.suck it up and go ogle a slutty pirate.

I knowAll I can think about is how drunk I'll get and how ####ty I'll feel in the morning

I can see all the pictures on facebook

drunk slutty pirate>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>pics of drunk slutty pirate

i know...i know...

I just had married friend with a kitchen pass for the night leave my house and go home. even texts/pics from girls I'm meeting shortly didn't change his mind. I sent him this link.

 

[shuke]

Why am I the only one that likes Kev's hot sister-in-law?

link?

HAVE YOU EVER MET HIM IN PERSON!?!

 

[dharmapunk]

You know you're getting old when you decide to sit in your recliner, drink cheap wine/beer and watch college FB then go run the streets with your single friends at all of the halloween parties

you make me sad, my friend. every woman out there tonight is dressed as something naughty. it's the one night of the year you need to rally.suck it up and go ogle a slutty pirate.

See, here's the thing with moi. I'm a big fan of you and other single guy's (mis)adventures, and I admire your work. But I really am one of those silly fools (like Bob, like GM) who are happily married and have no real needs beyond it. You folks represent an interesting fantasy, and I salute you for this. But push come to shove, I'd chose Mrs. DP over 2 crazy Knuckles fisting each other while I paint their faces. Just saying. That said, my friend, report on. I love you for it.

 

[-fish-]

You know you're getting old when you decide to sit in your recliner, drink cheap wine/beer and watch college FB then go run the streets with your single friends at all of the halloween parties

you make me sad, my friend. every woman out there tonight is dressed as something naughty. it's the one night of the year you need to rally.suck it up and go ogle a slutty pirate.

See, here's the thing with moi. I'm a big fan of you and other single guy's (mis)adventures, and I admire your work. But I really am one of those silly fools (like Bob, like GM) who are happily married and have no real needs beyond it. You folks represent an interesting fantasy, and I salute you for this. But push come to shove, I'd chose Mrs. DP over 2 crazy Knuckles fisting each other while I paint their faces. Just saying. That said, my friend, report on. I love you for it.

yeah, I get that. I was married for 11 years, and with her for 5 before that. making up for lost time now. GB you for having a good woman. I will continue to go make poor decisions for your entertainment.

 

[shuke]

You know you're getting old when you decide to sit in your recliner, drink cheap wine/beer and watch college FB then go run the streets with your single friends at all of the halloween parties

you make me sad, my friend. every woman out there tonight is dressed as something naughty. it's the one night of the year you need to rally.suck it up and go ogle a slutty pirate.

See, here's the thing with moi. I'm a big fan of you and other single guy's (mis)adventures, and I admire your work. But I really am one of those silly fools (like Bob, like GM) who are happily married and have no real needs beyond it. You folks represent an interesting fantasy, and I salute you for this. But push come to shove, I'd chose Mrs. DP over 2 crazy Knuckles fisting each other while I paint their faces. Just saying. That said, my friend, report on. I love you for it.

yeah, I get that. I was married for 11 years, and with her for 5 before that. making up for lost time now. GB you for having a good woman. I will continue to go make poor decisions for your entertainment.

Just make sure you get pics.

 

[dharmapunk]

You know you're getting old when you decide to sit in your recliner, drink cheap wine/beer and watch college FB then go run the streets with your single friends at all of the halloween parties

you make me sad, my friend. every woman out there tonight is dressed as something naughty. it's the one night of the year you need to rally.suck it up and go ogle a slutty pirate.

See, here's the thing with moi. I'm a big fan of you and other single guy's (mis)adventures, and I admire your work. But I really am one of those silly fools (like Bob, like GM) who are happily married and have no real needs beyond it. You folks represent an interesting fantasy, and I salute you for this. But push come to shove, I'd chose Mrs. DP over 2 crazy Knuckles fisting each other while I paint their faces. Just saying. That said, my friend, report on. I love you for it.

yeah, I get that. I was married for 11 years, and with her for 5 before that. making up for lost time now. GB you for having a good woman. I will continue to go make poor decisions for your entertainment.

Just make sure you get pics.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

knuckles went to a wedding in san francisco today. they did a costume ball. she went as the devil.

 

[Sconch]

Why am I the only one that likes Kev's hot sister-in-law?

link?

HAVE YOU EVER MET HIM IN PERSON!?!

I fail to see how this is relevant.

It is to Shuke.

 

[Tiger Fan]

For those of you who don't follow the gambling thread:

now just need Stanford to lose this game :lsufan:

scratch that.I'm hoping for this thing to get to 3OT so Stanford is forced to go for 2 and get it, then hold USC to 0 points.Stanford -8

 

[Tiger Fan]

You know you're getting old when you decide to sit in your recliner, drink cheap wine/beer and watch college FB then go run the streets with your single friends at all of the halloween parties

you make me sad, my friend. every woman out there tonight is dressed as something naughty. it's the one night of the year you need to rally.suck it up and go ogle a slutty pirate.

See, here's the thing with moi. I'm a big fan of you and other single guy's (mis)adventures, and I admire your work. But I really am one of those silly fools (like Bob, like GM) who are happily married and have no real needs beyond it. You folks represent an interesting fantasy, and I salute you for this. But push come to shove, I'd chose Mrs. DP over 2 crazy Knuckles fisting each other while I paint their faces. Just saying. That said, my friend, report on. I love you for it.

however, I do love to critique my single friend's game on chicks. I actually convinced my buddy at work to let me run point on a text campaign with a girl he met last weekend. I got to make all the calls on communication...when to send texts, what time, what to say, etc. First date (obviously, it was all him) was a huge success.

 

[Tiger Fan]

What kind of a headache am i in for tomorrow? 5 beers, then a bottle of wine, now 2 more beers...plus i have another half of football to watch

 

[-fish-]

You know you're getting old when you decide to sit in your recliner, drink cheap wine/beer and watch college FB then go run the streets with your single friends at all of the halloween parties

you make me sad, my friend. every woman out there tonight is dressed as something naughty. it's the one night of the year you need to rally.suck it up and go ogle a slutty pirate.

See, here's the thing with moi. I'm a big fan of you and other single guy's (mis)adventures, and I admire your work. But I really am one of those silly fools (like Bob, like GM) who are happily married and have no real needs beyond it. You folks represent an interesting fantasy, and I salute you for this. But push come to shove, I'd chose Mrs. DP over 2 crazy Knuckles fisting each other while I paint their faces. Just saying. That said, my friend, report on. I love you for it.

yeah, I get that. I was married for 11 years, and with her for 5 before that. making up for lost time now. GB you for having a good woman. I will continue to go make poor decisions for your entertainment.

Just make sure you get pics.

check the drunk thread.

 

[Tribulation]

knuckles went to a wedding in san francisco today. they did a costume ball. she went as the devil.

She should have gone as Huey Newton.

 

[Limp Ditka]

knuckles went to a wedding in san francisco today. they did a costume ball. she went as the devil.

She should have gone as Huey Newton.

Patty Hearst

 

[Tribulation]

You know you're getting old when you decide to sit in your recliner, drink cheap wine/beer and watch college FB then go run the streets with your single friends at all of the halloween parties

you make me sad, my friend. every woman out there tonight is dressed as something naughty. it's the one night of the year you need to rally.suck it up and go ogle a slutty pirate.

See, here's the thing with moi. I'm a big fan of you and other single guy's (mis)adventures, and I admire your work. But I really am one of those silly fools (like Bob, like GM) who are happily married and have no real needs beyond it. You folks represent an interesting fantasy, and I salute you for this. But push come to shove, I'd chose Mrs. DP over 2 crazy Knuckles fisting each other while I paint their faces. Just saying. That said, my friend, report on. I love you for it.

however, I do love to critique my single friend's game on chicks. I actually convinced my buddy at work to let me run point on a text campaign with a girl he met last weekend. I got to make all the calls on communication...when to send texts, what time, what to say, etc. First date (obviously, it was all him) was a huge success.

Did you also provide 20 Something-Betters?

 

[Tribulation]

knuckles went to a wedding in san francisco today. they did a costume ball.

she went as the devil.

She should have gone as Huey Newton.

Patty Hearst

Wait! She should have dressed up as a gigantic ∞

 

[Tiger Fan]

You know you're getting old when you decide to sit in your recliner, drink cheap wine/beer and watch college FB then go run the streets with your single friends at all of the halloween parties

you make me sad, my friend. every woman out there tonight is dressed as something naughty. it's the one night of the year you need to rally.suck it up and go ogle a slutty pirate.

See, here's the thing with moi. I'm a big fan of you and other single guy's (mis)adventures, and I admire your work. But I really am one of those silly fools (like Bob, like GM) who are happily married and have no real needs beyond it. You folks represent an interesting fantasy, and I salute you for this. But push come to shove, I'd chose Mrs. DP over 2 crazy Knuckles fisting each other while I paint their faces. Just saying. That said, my friend, report on. I love you for it.

however, I do love to critique my single friend's game on chicks. I actually convinced my buddy at work to let me run point on a text campaign with a girl he met last weekend. I got to make all the calls on communication...when to send texts, what time, what to say, etc. First date (obviously, it was all him) was a huge success.

Did you also provide 20 Something-Betters?

I do not comprehend your post

 

[Tribulation]

You know you're getting old when you decide to sit in your recliner, drink cheap wine/beer and watch college FB then go run the streets with your single friends at all of the halloween parties

you make me sad, my friend. every woman out there tonight is dressed as something naughty. it's the one night of the year you need to rally.suck it up and go ogle a slutty pirate.

See, here's the thing with moi. I'm a big fan of you and other single guy's (mis)adventures, and I admire your work. But I really am one of those silly fools (like Bob, like GM) who are happily married and have no real needs beyond it. You folks represent an interesting fantasy, and I salute you for this. But push come to shove, I'd chose Mrs. DP over 2 crazy Knuckles fisting each other while I paint their faces. Just saying. That said, my friend, report on. I love you for it.

however, I do love to critique my single friend's game on chicks. I actually convinced my buddy at work to let me run point on a text campaign with a girl he met last weekend. I got to make all the calls on communication...when to send texts, what time, what to say, etc. First date (obviously, it was all him) was a huge success.

Did you also provide 20 Something-Betters?

I do not comprehend your post

 

[Tiger Fan]

You know you're getting old when you decide to sit in your recliner, drink cheap wine/beer and watch college FB then go run the streets with your single friends at all of the halloween parties

you make me sad, my friend. every woman out there tonight is dressed as something naughty. it's the one night of the year you need to rally.suck it up and go ogle a slutty pirate.

See, here's the thing with moi. I'm a big fan of you and other single guy's (mis)adventures, and I admire your work. But I really am one of those silly fools (like Bob, like GM) who are happily married and have no real needs beyond it. You folks represent an interesting fantasy, and I salute you for this. But push come to shove, I'd chose Mrs. DP over 2 crazy Knuckles fisting each other while I paint their faces. Just saying. That said, my friend, report on. I love you for it.

however, I do love to critique my single friend's game on chicks. I actually convinced my buddy at work to let me run point on a text campaign with a girl he met last weekend. I got to make all the calls on communication...when to send texts, what time, what to say, etc. First date (obviously, it was all him) was a huge success.

Did you also provide 20 Something-Betters?

I do not comprehend your post

Oh, ok. I didn't get it b/c I don't watch ####ty movies.

 

[Tribulation]

Oh, ok. I didn't get it b/c I don't watch ####ty movies.

 

[dharmapunk]

Just woke up from a night of drunk internet use.

A. Apologies to anyone before I read what I wrote and what you wrote back in anger. I doubt it's necessary though. I usually a happy drunk.

B. 5 Guinness, 8 shots of Jameson, and barely a hangover. I have the constitution of a man half my age. Even in my twenties I would be dying right now, stomach tied up, vomit smell stuck in my nose, head pounding. I have none of it. Just a little sinus headache and crappy balance. Like we've said before, exercise works. As does being a bit smarter about drinking. No cigarettes. Eat something bready (pizza works well). Drink water before passing out.

C. Something great happened. Because I woke up able to see this mythical Meg person.

D. We're almost to 1000 pages here!

 

[-fish-]

Life is cruel. I went to this party last night. It was everything one would hope. I filled my phone with pictures and phone numbers, and then it died. A beautiful young woman wanted to continue the night privately, but needed me to come retrieve her. With a dead phone, I had no way of reaching her immediately, but I have a charger in my car.

Somehow I managed to lose my phone. Lost pics. Lost girl. I want to cry.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Page 999? Damn.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Finally caught up after 2 days away at a SolidWorks conference > hi shuke.

What happens there?

It was the rollout of SolidWorks 2012. Plus they had 2 days worth of break-out sessions, basically mini classes from designing, drawing, EPDM, and partner presentations. Good stuff. I always pick up new tricks and tips.I usually go every year. Hope to make it to SolidWorks World someday too.

 

[Sconch]

Finally caught up after 2 days away at a SolidWorks conference > hi shuke.

What happens there?

It was the rollout of SolidWorks 2012. Plus they had 2 days worth of break-out sessions, basically mini classes from designing, drawing, EPDM, and partner presentations. Good stuff. I always pick up new tricks and tips.I usually go every year. Hope to make it to SolidWorks World someday too.

If you're going to dream, dream big!

 

[-fish-]

FML.

I hate my friends. Not one will respond to an email, even though they all have smart phones and I know they're awake. I have no communication with the outside world.

 

[Sconch]

FML. I hate my friends. Not one will respond to an email, even though they all have smart phones and I know they're awake. I have no communication with the outside world.

Just curious here and not trying to make you feel any worse but I gotta wonder how it seems like people are always losing their phones.How does this happen? If my phone isn't in my pocket it's in my hand and vice versa. You guys setting them down the bar or something and walking away?

 

[dharmapunk]

FML. I hate my friends. Not one will respond to an email, even though they all have smart phones and I know they're awake. I have no communication with the outside world.

Just curious here and not trying to make you feel any worse but I gotta wonder how it seems like people are always losing their phones.How does this happen? If my phone isn't in my pocket it's in my hand and vice versa. You guys setting them down the bar or something and walking away?

It's called consuming alcohol in mass quantities. I'm surprised I didn't lose my d!@k some nights.

 

[Sconch]

FML. I hate my friends. Not one will respond to an email, even though they all have smart phones and I know they're awake. I have no communication with the outside world.

Just curious here and not trying to make you feel any worse but I gotta wonder how it seems like people are always losing their phones.How does this happen? If my phone isn't in my pocket it's in my hand and vice versa. You guys setting them down the bar or something and walking away?

It's called consuming alcohol in mass quantities. I'm surprised I didn't lose my d!@k some nights.

Good point. I've never been drunk before.

 

[mr. furley]

FML. I hate my friends. Not one will respond to an email, even though they all have smart phones and I know they're awake. I have no communication with the outside world.

Just curious here and not trying to make you feel any worse but I gotta wonder how it seems like people are always losing their phones.How does this happen? If my phone isn't in my pocket it's in my hand and vice versa. You guys setting them down the bar or something and walking away?

It's called consuming alcohol in mass quantities. I'm surprised I didn't lose my d!@k some nights.

Good point. I've never been drunk before.