GM's thread about nothing (67 Viewers)

[Sconch]

The other thing I like about facebook is writing "congratulations" on the walls of random friends for no reason. It confuses the hell of out them, and then I get messages from nosey friends asking why I was writing "congratulations" on the other person's wall. I usually respond with "I think he'd rather be the one to tell you". Which then adds to the confusion. Or what's even better is if I write "hey buddy, heard the good news, YOU DA MAN!" It creates a domino effect of people trying to figure out happened.

:like:

That didn't take long

No one is immune.

thanks for that.

The whole thing would be funnier if I could actually remember who was who.

You gotta mix up the message a little too. See Cat Shirt's wall.

I'mlucky if I know which one of my friends are GMTAN or what.

 

[Sconch]

Come tomorrow AM, FB is going to be very interesting for a lot of people.

 

[Sconch]

Great. People are going to think I'm pregnant.

It's not a party until everybody is!

 

[Gadzooks]

Come tomorrow AM, FB is going to be very interesting for a lot of people.

For GM, it's interesting right now.

 

[Sconch]

I sure hope that nobody just found out that one of their relatives was just diagnosed with face cancer or something. "CONGRATS!"

 

[shuke]

Appparently I'm in the doghouse.Wife and I went to our local wine-bar/beer cooler place. We're not really regulars I guess, we go there 2-3 times a month. We usually sit outside after getting our drinks. The wife goes back in to get some water or crackers or something. She comes back out and says "the somalier (goofy kinda fat dude) actually hit on me." I asked her what went on.Wineguy: I hate to ask this but I know your name is either Carol or I want to say Michelle.Wife: Actually it is Melissa.Wineguy: Ahhh...that's right! I'm great at remembering faces but not names...that's why I remember you.Wife: You remember my face but not my name?Wineguy: Well, heh heh, you have certain attributes that are memorable.So she tells me this as we are sitting there but I just let it go.Later on we get home and she repeats the story. I finally say "he was talking about your boobs."So apparently that wasn't what I was supposed to say.

I don't get it.

Large Breast Compliment Skeptic

I meant, why is she mad at you?

 

[Keys Myaths]

I sure hope that nobody just found out that one of their relatives was just diagnosed with face cancer or something. "CONGRATS!"

Yeah...please don't do that to my wall.

 

[YSR]

Pretty sure that this is why shuke is only FB friends with people he's met.

 

[krista4]

Uninteresting but thoughtful pic sent to 'zooks.

thorn, you want "cat in dryer", "cats in bathtub", "cats hiding out from tornado", "cat in cat tree", or other?*

*Includes Mr. krista with hog-head dinner, Mr. krista with napkin made into flower/hair decoration, former-Nebraska-football-player colleague holding bouquet of flowers, random Dubai shot, random food shot, or odd signs at work.

 

[shuke]

Come tomorrow AM, FB is going to be very interesting for a lot of people.

For GM, it's interesting right now.

In

 

[Thorn]

I'll take odd signs at work for 400.

Also, I just reviewed my photos and found a video from this weekend that I really should have sent out, but upon sober reflection I probably won't.

 

[Dungeon Master]

I would get with this whole Mustvember thing but I already have the whole 1990s stache-goat thing going on.

I've been rocking the blond Frank Zappa for years.

For Halloween did you and your hair go as Alf and Alf's dad?

 

[Sconch]

Appparently I'm in the doghouse.Wife and I went to our local wine-bar/beer cooler place. We're not really regulars I guess, we go there 2-3 times a month. We usually sit outside after getting our drinks. The wife goes back in to get some water or crackers or something. She comes back out and says "the somalier (goofy kinda fat dude) actually hit on me." I asked her what went on.Wineguy: I hate to ask this but I know your name is either Carol or I want to say Michelle.Wife: Actually it is Melissa.Wineguy: Ahhh...that's right! I'm great at remembering faces but not names...that's why I remember you.Wife: You remember my face but not my name?Wineguy: Well, heh heh, you have certain attributes that are memorable.So she tells me this as we are sitting there but I just let it go.Later on we get home and she repeats the story. I finally say "he was talking about your boobs."So apparently that wasn't what I was supposed to say.

I don't get it.

Large Breast Compliment Skeptic

I meant, why is she mad at you?

:lmao; Women have this thing that I don't get.It's totally acceptable to say "that guy thinks you're pretty" but not "that guy likes you because of your boobs". The wife actually said "but I have no control over that!" I told her "you've never had plastic surgery on your face either. It's not like you went to school for 4 years to become pretty."

 

[shuke]

Did we ever get an explanation on Hack's Halloween costume?

 

[Dungeon Master]

I told her "you've never had plastic surgery on your face either. It's not like you went to school for 4 years to become pretty."

But maybe she learned it on the streets.

 

[Sconch]

I told her "you've never had plastic surgery on your face either. It's not like you went to school for 4 years to become pretty."

But maybe she learned it on the streets.

I need to crack another beer so that all of this makes sense.

 

[Sconch]

Oh hello, Aaron.

 

[General Malaise]

Did you nerds just disover beer or something?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Did we ever get an explanation on Hack's Halloween costume?

Curious what you've uncovered.

 

[-fish-]

I live next to a toll bridge, so I have an account that they automatically charge to cover the tolls...I lost my credit card in Vegas in August and cancelled it. Just found out I got 10 tickets for not paying the toll since then. $52 a pop.

 

[Sconch]

I live next to a toll bridge, so I have an account that they automatically charge to cover the tolls...I lost my credit card in Vegas in August and cancelled it. Just found out I got 10 tickets for not paying the toll since then. $52 a pop.

I would speak to the Ogre in person.

 

[Tiger Fan]

BTW I'm taking tomarrow off. You know why?Because I have 76 sick days that I can't cash in on until I'm like 63. LIVING FOR THE NOW.and i'm drunk

Big fan of taking random Wednesdays off for no reason

 

[Tiger Fan]

Pretty sure that this is why shuke is only FB friends with people he's met.

I too subscribe to this theory

 

[Dungeon Master]

I live next to a toll bridge, so I have an account that they automatically charge to cover the tolls...I lost my credit card in Vegas in August and cancelled it. Just found out I got 10 tickets for not paying the toll since then. $52 a pop.

I would speak to the Ogre in person.

It's troll, dummy.Or is this that thing you do?

 

[kevzilla]

I would get with this whole Mustvember thing but I already have the whole 1990s stache-goat thing going on.

I've been rocking the blond Frank Zappa for years.

For Halloween did you and your hair go as Alf and Alf's dad?

Good idea, though.

 

[Sconch]

I live next to a toll bridge, so I have an account that they automatically charge to cover the tolls...I lost my credit card in Vegas in August and cancelled it. Just found out I got 10 tickets for not paying the toll since then. $52 a pop.

I would speak to the Ogre in person.

It's troll, dummy.Or is this that thing you do?

My link

 

[Oh Yes!]

Might be the worst 3 days of my life

 

[Dungeon Master]

I live next to a toll bridge, so I have an account that they automatically charge to cover the tolls...I lost my credit card in Vegas in August and cancelled it. Just found out I got 10 tickets for not paying the toll since then. $52 a pop.

I would speak to the Ogre in person.

It's troll, dummy.Or is this that thing you do?

My link

I think I get it.

 

[Dungeon Master]

Might be the worst 3 days of my life

It gets better good buddy. Hang tight.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I'll take odd signs at work for 400.Also, I just reviewed my photos and found a video from this weekend that I really should have sent out, but upon sober reflection I probably won't.

Send it, dummy.

 

[Dungeon Master]

NOT RECOMMENDED:

Mrs. Frost: "So I went over to Carin's today to see her baby and blah blah blah blah something something and the baby wants to feed every 2 hours and they've gone no formula so far."

ME: "Man I wouldn't mind latching on to those things for a bit."

 

[Homer J Simpson]

The other thing I like about facebook is writing "congratulations" on the walls of random friends for no reason. It confuses the hell of out them, and then I get messages from nosey friends asking why I was writing "congratulations" on the other person's wall. I usually respond with "I think he'd rather be the one to tell you". Which then adds to the confusion. Or what's even better is if I write "hey buddy, heard the good news, YOU DA MAN!" It creates a domino effect of people trying to figure out happened.

:like:

That didn't take long

No one is immune.

thanks for that.

The whole thing would be funnier if I could actually remember who was who.

Luckily you remember who Homer is.

 

[charvik]

when you guys make crockpot chicken while in front of a computer with a front facing camera...you cover up the camera with something, right?

Speaking of which.... my 21 year old cousin and her teammates on the "dance team" at Albany State just shared their photos from their Halloween parties on facebook. I make sure that I never look at my cousin, but the outfits her friends were wearing.... sweet jebus. I think I'm gonna need Tommy John surgery.

 

[Bogart]

The straight razor shave was not the experience I had hoped for, but I think a lot had to do with the guy wielding the razor. He was 67 years old and had been shaving people for 53 years. I'm all for experience, but this guy was not good. It hurt, and he missed several spots despite the fact he took 30 minutes. I loved the routine (hot towel, good lather, shave, hot towel, balm, cold towel) but I need to go to a better place.

MOVEMBER is on!!

Before Shave

After Shave

 

[Dr. Awesome]

The straight razor shave was not the experience I had hoped for, but I think a lot had to do with the guy wielding the razor. He was 67 years old and had been shaving people for 53 years. I'm all for experience, but this guy was not good. It hurt, and he missed several spots despite the fact he took 30 minutes. I loved the routine (hot towel, good lather, shave, hot towel, balm, cold towel) but I need to go to a better place.

MOVEMBER is on!!

Before Shave

After Shave

You should definitely stay clean shaven after the month is over. Lookin' a tad sexy.

 

[Guster]

Also just donated a wee amount to the soon-to-be-mustachioed team. Boobs shouldn't get all the cancer $$$; whatever prostates are should get some, too.

you're good people

 

[dharmapunk]

Also just donated a wee amount to the soon-to-be-mustachioed team. Boobs shouldn't get all the cancer $$$; whatever prostates are should get some, too.

you're good people

 

[guru_007]

The straight razor shave was not the experience I had hoped for,

sorry, but this made me laughcongrats oh yesssssss!!! Things only get worse buddy!!!!Congrats YSR on the pregnancy?Congrats GM on the doritos fix. Also, I'm always up for a fantasy baseball chat. PM me in MarchCongrats Sconch on the beer buzz and hangover wednesday Sorry to hear gusterummm, probably missed a few but congrats and thoughts and prayers to anyone I missed.

 

[Bogart]

You should definitely stay clean shaven after the month is over. Lookin' a tad sexy.

Thanks. Um...I think. NTTAWWT.

Chris Farley?

Well, with short hair and 20 pounds ago, I was told I looked like Jack Black, so I guess this is an upgrade?? Either way, I'm doing extra pushups and running even more today. 'Stache power.

 

[Sconch]

Waiting to see how many people unfriend me today

 

[Gadzooks]

I would get with this whole Mustvember thing but I already have the whole 1990s stache-goat thing going on.

I've been rocking the blond Frank Zappa for years.

For Halloween did you and your hair go as Alf and Alf's dad?

I love Alf. And I love Kev's hair.

NOT RECOMMENDED:Mrs. Frost: "So I went over to Carin's today to see her baby and blah blah blah blah something something and the baby wants to feed every 2 hours and they've gone no formula so far."ME: "Man I wouldn't mind latching on to those things for a bit."

Oh no. I hope she's not so upset that she decides to leave you and become a single-mom on the prowl for a single-dad who likes bendy straws and Arby's. That would be awful. :crossesfingers:And does her friend really spell her name "Carin"?

 

[Gadzooks]

Great. People are going to think I'm pregnant.

You know "Gadzooks" is a lovely name if it's a boy. Probably could work for a girl as well. Just think, over the last few weeks the GMTAN has spread rumors about you getting divorced, being pregnant, doing stupid things with your phone and falling down alot because you wear funny shoes.

Waiting to see how many people unfriend me today

Is this specific to Facebook, or people in general?

 

[Disco Stu]

And does her friend really spell her name "Carin"?

:confirmed:

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Might be the worst 3 days of my life

Welcome to fatherhood?

 

[Tribulation]

The other thing I like about facebook is writing "congratulations" on the walls of random friends for no reason. It confuses the hell of out them, and then I get messages from nosey friends asking why I was writing "congratulations" on the other person's wall. I usually respond with "I think he'd rather be the one to tell you". Which then adds to the confusion. Or what's even better is if I write "hey buddy, heard the good news, YOU DA MAN!" It creates a domino effect of people trying to figure out happened.

 

[Tribulation]

I sure hope that nobody just found out that one of their relatives was just diagnosed with face cancer or something. "CONGRATS!"

I'm glad you wrote that because one of my buddy's grandmothers is in the hospital in a coma. Just happened. I'll steer clear of him for now. FOR NOW. :intensedog:

 

[Tribulation]

The straight razor shave was not the experience I had hoped for, but I think a lot had to do with the guy wielding the razor. He was 67 years old and had been shaving people for 53 years. I'm all for experience, but this guy was not good. It hurt, and he missed several spots despite the fact he took 30 minutes. I loved the routine (hot towel, good lather, shave, hot towel, balm, cold towel) but I need to go to a better place.

MOVEMBER is on!!

Before Shave

After Shave

Chris Farley?

He'd make a great W C Fields though. Maybe next Halloween.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Bogart>

 

[Bogart]

Bogart>

Mo Bro

 

[Bogart]

Did the PB divorce vs. staying with the kids thread get taken down? Seemed fairly tame.