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'cosjobs said:
'Dungeon Master said:
'Dungeon Master said:
'cosjobs said:
'Dungeon Master said:
'Aaron Rudnicki said:
why wouldn't Truck see something posted in this thread? :confused:
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He's banned from this site, duh.
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All of hims? :jawdrop:
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Well I assume so.
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Let's test it:Truck is a juvenile jackass who has an eye for college basketball talent rivaled only by LHUCKS.
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Wait a minute- LHUCKS isn't a Truck alias?
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This makes a lot of sense. I need to think on this.
 
By the way I'm turning 35 very, very soon. I am not liking this at all. I had no issues with turning 25 and I had no issues with turning 30, but for some reason this 35 thing is really effing with my head. I feel like at 35 I shouldn't have a blog, I shouldn't waste most of my time on the internet, I shouldn't be gambling online every day (even though I'm winning, holla), and I shouldn't be drinking 4-5 nights a week. I should be like, trimming my lawn with a nail clipper and talking about politics and the stock market while I weed the garden, collect coins, and invite my friends over to play bridge. I don't even know how to play bridge. I think I'm having a midlife crisis and somehow I can't kill this with booze. Do I have to have an affair? Because I can't afford a convertible. I don't even know how to have an affair.

 
'Dungeon Master said:
By the way I'm turning 35 very, very soon. I am not liking this at all. I had no issues with turning 25 and I had no issues with turning 30, but for some reason this 35 thing is really effing with my head. I feel like at 35 I shouldn't have a blog, I shouldn't waste most of my time on the internet, I shouldn't be gambling online every day (even though I'm winning, holla), and I shouldn't be drinking 4-5 nights a week. I should be like, trimming my lawn with a nail clipper and talking about politics and the stock market while I weed the garden, collect coins, and invite my friends over to play bridge. I don't even know how to play bridge. I think I'm having a midlife crisis and somehow I can't kill this with booze. Do I have to have an affair? Because I can't afford a convertible. I don't even know how to have an affair.
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If your whole life is a crisis, what do you have left to do at midlife? :shrug:
 
'Dungeon Master said:
By the way I'm turning 35 very, very soon. I am not liking this at all. I had no issues with turning 25 and I had no issues with turning 30, but for some reason this 35 thing is really effing with my head. I feel like at 35 I shouldn't have a blog, I shouldn't waste most of my time on the internet, I shouldn't be gambling online every day (even though I'm winning, holla), and I shouldn't be drinking 4-5 nights a week. I should be like, trimming my lawn with a nail clipper and talking about politics and the stock market while I weed the garden, collect coins, and invite my friends over to play bridge. I don't even know how to play bridge. I think I'm having a midlife crisis and somehow I can't kill this with booze. Do I have to have an affair? Because I can't afford a convertible. I don't even know how to have an affair.
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Add 20 years to your pitiful running total years.At that age, I still drink and gamble 4-6 nights a week. I have a guy who trims my lawn and weeds my garden. I do get excited about politics, but I am a liberal and we can be a bit irascable. I hate the stock market (because I suck at it), I only collect coins from my couch, and I have never played bridge.Hopefully this will give you hope or entice you to abandon all hope.
 
'cosjobs said:
Add 20 years to your pitiful running total years.At that age, I still drink and gamble 4-6 nights a week. I have a guy who trims my lawn and weeds my garden. I do get excited about politics, but I am a liberal and we can be a bit irascable. I hate the stock market (because I suck at it), I only collect coins from my couch, and I have never played bridge.Hopefully this will give you hope or entice you to abandon all hope.
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I can't afford a guy to trim my lawn and weed my garden. Thanks for rubbing it in, ****.
 
'Dungeon Master said:
'cosjobs said:
Add 20 years to your pitiful running total years.At that age, I still drink and gamble 4-6 nights a week. I have a guy who trims my lawn and weeds my garden. I do get excited about politics, but I am a liberal and we can be a bit irascable. I hate the stock market (because I suck at it), I only collect coins from my couch, and I have never played bridge.Hopefully this will give you hope or entice you to abandon all hope.
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I can't afford a guy to trim my lawn and weed my garden. Thanks for rubbing it in, ****.
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I SAVED TWENTY YEARS TO HIRE THAT GUY
 
'Dungeon Master said:
By the way I'm turning 35 very, very soon. I am not liking this at all. I had no issues with turning 25 and I had no issues with turning 30, but for some reason this 35 thing is really effing with my head. I feel like at 35 I shouldn't have a blog, I shouldn't waste most of my time on the internet, I shouldn't be gambling online every day (even though I'm winning, holla), and I shouldn't be drinking 4-5 nights a week. I should be like, trimming my lawn with a nail clipper and talking about politics and the stock market while I weed the garden, collect coins, and invite my friends over to play bridge. I don't even know how to play bridge. I think I'm having a midlife crisis and somehow I can't kill this with booze. Do I have to have an affair? Because I can't afford a convertible. I don't even know how to have an affair.
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If you can't afford a convertible, you probably can't afford an affair.Angrybaby just slept for five consecutive hours for the first time. I'm celebrating by dicking off on the web instead of catching up on my own sleep.
 
'Dungeon Master said:
'cosjobs said:
'Dungeon Master said:
'Dungeon Master said:
'cosjobs said:
'Dungeon Master said:
'Aaron Rudnicki said:
why wouldn't Truck see something posted in this thread? :confused:
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He's banned from this site, duh.
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All of hims? :jawdrop:
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Well I assume so.
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Let's test it:Truck is a juvenile jackass who has an eye for college basketball talent rivaled only by LHUCKS.
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Wait a minute- LHUCKS isn't a Truck alias?
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This makes a lot of sense. I need to think on this.
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This whole exchange. :lmao:
 
'YSR said:
My in-laws have a huge dead tree in their backyard, and the power company is coming to cut it down tomorrow. So my husband and I went over there today for a couple of hours to clear a path for the power company to be able to walk back to the tree.

That's right, clear a path. They have probably 1/3-1/2 acre for a backyard. It presumably was very attractive at one point in time, but is now full of leaves and ground cover. That's not the issue. I can deal with leaves and ground cover. It's the estimated 750+ black, plastic planters (the cheap ones in which one buys plants at THD) that are inches apart in the yard. That and the multiple stacks of black, plastic bulb trays And the collection of buckets and trash cans and trash in general.

Not the best pictures, as I was on my phone and trying to be subtle.

My husband has spent some time every day of the last couple of weeks clearing out junk. And he's made progress. Today was my first day going over there and while things are looking better in the garage and dining room, there's a lot more work to be done. By this point, I think his father is feeling really fragile, emotionally. Today was the first time I saw that side of him; he truly does have a sickness and it is almost unbearable for him to let go of anything, much less the loads of stuff my husband has been hauling away. It's really sad.
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Hoarder stuff always makes me depressed. It's so sad seeing that in a picture. Can't imagine being there. :sadbanana:
 
'YSR said:
My in-laws have a huge dead tree in their backyard, and the power company is coming to cut it down tomorrow. So my husband and I went over there today for a couple of hours to clear a path for the power company to be able to walk back to the tree.

That's right, clear a path. They have probably 1/3-1/2 acre for a backyard. It presumably was very attractive at one point in time, but is now full of leaves and ground cover. That's not the issue. I can deal with leaves and ground cover. It's the estimated 750+ black, plastic planters (the cheap ones in which one buys plants at THD) that are inches apart in the yard. That and the multiple stacks of black, plastic bulb trays And the collection of buckets and trash cans and trash in general.

Not the best pictures, as I was on my phone and trying to be subtle.

My husband has spent some time every day of the last couple of weeks clearing out junk. And he's made progress. Today was my first day going over there and while things are looking better in the garage and dining room, there's a lot more work to be done. By this point, I think his father is feeling really fragile, emotionally. Today was the first time I saw that side of him; he truly does have a sickness and it is almost unbearable for him to let go of anything, much less the loads of stuff my husband has been hauling away. It's really sad.
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I love "picture posts". We need more of them.

 
Anyone left in survivor pools? We're down to our last 5 teams and this week looks tough. Charges/Cowboys/Eagles stand out. Already used Chargers and Cowboys though. Eagles scare the crap out of me.

 
Where's our GB from Gig Harbor? My 'this day in history' is the collapse of the Tacoma-Narrows bridge. The kids love seeing the footage but then get all sad when I tell them that the only fatality was a dog. I cheer them up by saying that the erected a statue of the dog right next to the replacement bridge. Then I tell them "I'm kidding, they didn't do that at all."

 
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