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[Sconch]

One other thing we found out from Cal's meeting yesterday. They tried to secretly record him via web cam on three separate occasion and he busted them immediately every time. The first time the IEP gal tried to tell him she wasn't recording him to which he responded "why are you lying to me?" Game, set, match.THAT'S.MY.BOY So proud.

Hi-five to Cal. But, um, why the hell would the school do this?

I will NOT make a Penn State joke here. I just won't.

 

[phishphan]

RICK

RICK

RICK is the new "bump"

 

[urbanhack]

What's the protocol when are you traveling and sharing a hotel room with a co-worker?

Do you share the bar of soap with them?

Are you responsible for removing any pubes or hair from the soap when you are finished??

 

[phishphan]

What's the protocol when are you traveling and sharing a hotel room with a co-worker?Do you share the bar of soap with them?Are you responsible for removing any pubes or hair from the soap when you are finished??

liquid soap/bring own bar of soap/take bar from sink

 

[Osaurus]

What's the protocol when are you traveling and sharing a hotel room with a co-worker?Do you share the bar of soap with them?Are you responsible for removing any pubes or hair from the soap when you are finished??

Split the towels to wipe with or it could get weird.

 

[Drifter]

What's the protocol when are you traveling and sharing a hotel room with a co-worker?Do you share the bar of soap with them?Are you responsible for removing any pubes or hair from the soap when you are finished??

Find a job that's not so cheap that they make adults share a room on a trip.

 

[YSR]

I have two passes to an advanced screening of Jack and Jill tonight. I was planning on using those to get past the ticket guy, then ducking into a movie I actually care to see.

However, my options are these:

A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas 3D

Footloose

Immortals 3D

In Time

Paranormal Activity 3

#### in Boots

#### in Boots 3D

The Rum Diary

Tower Heist

I should probably just stay home and watch CFB, no?

 

[Sconch]

I have two passes to an advanced screening of Jack and Jill tonight. I was planning on using those to get past the ticket guy, then ducking into a movie I actually care to see.However, my options are these:A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas 3D Footloose Immortals 3DIn Time Paranormal Activity 3 #### in Boots #### in Boots 3D The Rum Diary Tower Heist I should probably just stay home and watch CFB, no?

I've actually heard good things about Vag in Boots. And this isn't just "cat guy" shtick.

 

[urbanhack]

What's the protocol when are you traveling and sharing a hotel room with a co-worker?Do you share the bar of soap with them?Are you responsible for removing any pubes or hair from the soap when you are finished??

Find a job that's not so cheap that they make adults share a room on a trip.

Seriously?

 

[urbanhack]

I've actually heard good things about Vag in Boots. And this isn't just "cat guy" shtick.

 

[Drifter]

What's the protocol when are you traveling and sharing a hotel room with a co-worker?Do you share the bar of soap with them?Are you responsible for removing any pubes or hair from the soap when you are finished??

Find a job that's not so cheap that they make adults share a room on a trip.

Seriously?

I've never had to share a room with a co-worker on dozens or maybe even hundreds of business trips.

 

[eoMMan]

What's the protocol when are you traveling and sharing a hotel room with a co-worker?Do you share the bar of soap with them?Are you responsible for removing any pubes or hair from the soap when you are finished??

Find a job that's not so cheap that they make adults share a room on a trip.

Seriously?

Yeah, I've never heard of that.I could see maybe two chicks sharing a room but not two guys.

 

[eoMMan]

I have two passes to an advanced screening of Jack and Jill tonight. I was planning on using those to get past the ticket guy, then ducking into a movie I actually care to see.However, my options are these:A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas 3D Footloose Immortals 3DIn Time Paranormal Activity 3 #### in Boots #### in Boots 3D The Rum Diary Tower Heist I should probably just stay home and watch CFB, no?

The Harold and Kumar one could be funny. I didn't like PA3. Footloose was okay...definitely a chick flick, but it was funnier than I expected and Julianne Hough...JFC.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

can someone explain why there were no posts in the drunk thread for 6 days? I think you people have just stopped trying.

I've been giving my liver a break. I've got a big drinking weekend coming up in Minny, with a Tre cornhole mixed in.

Giving it a break isn't the right move. You have to drink every night to prepare. Like those professional eaters that stretch out their stomachs. That's why I'll be at the bar all night tonight. Birthday Frosty is welcome to stop by if he's sick of sitting on the couch. Or better yet, come out Friday night and we can show Matt's friends how to consume alcohol.

 

[urbanhack]

What's the protocol when are you traveling and sharing a hotel room with a co-worker?Do you share the bar of soap with them?Are you responsible for removing any pubes or hair from the soap when you are finished??

Find a job that's not so cheap that they make adults share a room on a trip.

Seriously?

I've never had to share a room with a co-worker on dozens or maybe even hundreds of business trips.

Consider your self lucky. I've always shared a room while traveling, but my company is extremely cheap.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

What's the protocol when are you traveling and sharing a hotel room with a co-worker?Do you share the bar of soap with them?Are you responsible for removing any pubes or hair from the soap when you are finished??

Find a job that's not so cheap that they make adults share a room on a trip.

Seriously?

I've never had to share a room with a co-worker on dozens or maybe even hundreds of business trips.

Yeah, that's ridiculous.

 

[JaxBill]

Gotta love the details of the latest John Daly meltdown

Daly's fuse was lit when he had a double bogey on the par-three ninth. He then drove into a greenside bunker on the 10th but hit the wrong ball from the sand and received a two-stroke penalty. He three-putted for a triple-bogey seven and was seeing red by the time he walked to the 11th.

His second shot on the long par five sailed right into the water, as did his next six shots. He told officials he had run out of balls as he took his card to playing partner Craig Parry, shook hands and scurried from the course.

Herden said the rules permitted Daly to ask for replacement balls, which could have been brought out to him so he could continue playing.

 

[-fish-]

can someone explain why there were no posts in the drunk thread for 6 days? I think you people have just stopped trying.

I remember this post-divorce phase

I've been a drunk a lot longer than I've been divorced. I just didn't get to celebrate it.

 

[Drifter]

What's the protocol when are you traveling and sharing a hotel room with a co-worker?Do you share the bar of soap with them?Are you responsible for removing any pubes or hair from the soap when you are finished??

Find a job that's not so cheap that they make adults share a room on a trip.

Seriously?

I've never had to share a room with a co-worker on dozens or maybe even hundreds of business trips.

Consider your self lucky. I've always shared a room while traveling, but my company is extremely cheap.

I've been asked to share a car on occasion...

 

[Sconch]

I have two passes to an advanced screening of Jack and Jill tonight. I was planning on using those to get past the ticket guy, then ducking into a movie I actually care to see.However, my options are these:A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas 3D Footloose Immortals 3DIn Time Paranormal Activity 3 #### in Boots #### in Boots 3D The Rum Diary Tower Heist I should probably just stay home and watch CFB, no?

The Harold and Kumar one could be funny. I didn't like PA3. Footloose was okay...definitely a chick flick, but it was funnier than I expected and Julianne Hough...JFC.

I never got the love for Harold and Kumar.

 

[Sconch]

Gotta love the details of the latest John Daly meltdown

Daly's fuse was lit when he had a double bogey on the par-three ninth. He then drove into a greenside bunker on the 10th but hit the wrong ball from the sand and received a two-stroke penalty. He three-putted for a triple-bogey seven and was seeing red by the time he walked to the 11th.

His second shot on the long par five sailed right into the water, as did his next six shots. He told officials he had run out of balls as he took his card to playing partner Craig Parry, shook hands and scurried from the course.

Herden said the rules permitted Daly to ask for replacement balls, which could have been brought out to him so he could continue playing.

I once walked away from a disc golf tournament in the middle of the 2nd round.

 

[urbanhack]

Gotta love the details of the latest John Daly meltdown

Daly's fuse was lit when he had a double bogey on the par-three ninth. He then drove into a greenside bunker on the 10th but hit the wrong ball from the sand and received a two-stroke penalty. He three-putted for a triple-bogey seven and was seeing red by the time he walked to the 11th.

His second shot on the long par five sailed right into the water, as did his next six shots. He told officials he had run out of balls as he took his card to playing partner Craig Parry, shook hands and scurried from the course.

Herden said the rules permitted Daly to ask for replacement balls, which could have been brought out to him so he could continue playing.

I once walked away from a disc golf tournament in the middle of the 2nd round.

did you run out of weed?

 

[Sconch]

Gotta love the details of the latest John Daly meltdown

Daly's fuse was lit when he had a double bogey on the par-three ninth. He then drove into a greenside bunker on the 10th but hit the wrong ball from the sand and received a two-stroke penalty. He three-putted for a triple-bogey seven and was seeing red by the time he walked to the 11th.

His second shot on the long par five sailed right into the water, as did his next six shots. He told officials he had run out of balls as he took his card to playing partner Craig Parry, shook hands and scurried from the course.

Herden said the rules permitted Daly to ask for replacement balls, which could have been brought out to him so he could continue playing.

I once walked away from a disc golf tournament in the middle of the 2nd round.

did you run out of weed?

No but I did throw the putter I was using into a ravine on purpose right before I walked off. It was the disc's fault.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

can someone explain why there were no posts in the drunk thread for 6 days? I think you people have just stopped trying.

I've been giving my liver a break. I've got a big drinking weekend coming up in Minny, with a Tre cornhole mixed in.

Giving it a break isn't the right move. You have to drink every night to prepare. Like those professional eaters that stretch out their stomachs. That's why I'll be at the bar all night tonight. Birthday Frosty is welcome to stop by if he's sick of sitting on the couch. Or better yet, come out Friday night and we can show Matt's friends how to consume alcohol.

Ok, I'll have a beer or 12 tonight. Better?And it sounds like we're going to have a group tailgating in the same lot. We're still starting at Sally's in the AM and then heading to the St. Paul lot around noon.PS 60s and sunny? How'd we get so lucky?

 

[Frostillicus]

Birthday Frosty is welcome to stop by if he's sick of sitting on the couch. Or better yet, come out Friday night and we can show Matt's friends how to consume alcohol.

Where are you going?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

One other thing we found out from Cal's meeting yesterday. They tried to secretly record him via web cam on three separate occasion and he busted them immediately every time. The first time the IEP gal tried to tell him she wasn't recording him to which he responded "why are you lying to me?" Game, set, match.THAT'S.MY.BOY So proud.

Hi-five to Cal. But, um, why the hell would the school do this?

They wanted to show him how he wasn't paying attention. To be fair, they were trying to show him the correct way like turning towards the person talking to him, eye contact etc.

I have two passes to an advanced screening of Jack and Jill tonight. I was planning on using those to get past the ticket guy, then ducking into a movie I actually care to see.However, my options are these:A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas 3D Footloose Immortals 3DIn Time Paranormal Activity 3 #### in Boots #### in Boots 3D The Rum Diary Tower Heist I should probably just stay home and watch CFB, no?

I've actually heard good things about Vag in Boots. And this isn't just "cat guy" shtick.

Big fan of this look. Also, Mrs. SLB took the boys to see the movie last Sunday and said it was pretty good.

 

[Frostillicus]

This just strikes me as odd:

I have three children 13, 16, 17. If someone did that to one of my kids, they would never play fantasy football!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Happy Birthday, Frosty!

Thanks!

I sincerely mean my FB post. I'm also eating more spedini right now.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

This just strikes me as odd:

I have three children 13, 16, 17. If someone did that to one of my kids, they would never play fantasy football!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why?

 

[Frostillicus]

This just strikes me as odd:

I have three children 13, 16, 17. If someone did that to one of my kids, they would never play fantasy football!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why?

The fantasy football part.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Birthday Frosty is welcome to stop by if he's sick of sitting on the couch. Or better yet, come out Friday night and we can show Matt's friends how to consume alcohol.

Where are you going?

Still up in the air. I'll keep you posted.

 

[Frostillicus]

Happy Birthday, Frosty!

Thanks!

I sincerely mean my FB post.

Thanks GBCSB!

 

[Frostillicus]

Birthday Frosty is welcome to stop by if he's sick of sitting on the couch. Or better yet, come out Friday night and we can show Matt's friends how to consume alcohol.

Where are you going?

Still up in the air. I'll keep you posted.

Going to the Gopher hoop game, which I was going to invite you to as I have an extra ticket, and then heading home and the wife and I are going to go out to celebrate my birthday. Let me know where you're at and I'll see if I can talk her into celebrating with a bunch of people I've never met and one person I've met once.

 

[heckmanm]

Gotta love the details of the latest John Daly meltdown

Daly's fuse was lit when he had a double bogey on the par-three ninth. He then drove into a greenside bunker on the 10th but hit the wrong ball from the sand and received a two-stroke penalty. He three-putted for a triple-bogey seven and was seeing red by the time he walked to the 11th.

His second shot on the long par five sailed right into the water, as did his next six shots. He told officials he had run out of balls as he took his card to playing partner Craig Parry, shook hands and scurried from the course.

Herden said the rules permitted Daly to ask for replacement balls, which could have been brought out to him so he could continue playing.

So when he quit he would have been lying, what, 15, hitting 16? :tincup:

 

[Gadzooks]

So Frosty, I was skimming through your FB wall, waiting for Amanda H. to wish you a happy birthday so that I could "like" her comment (thus breaking the ice between her and I, you know, I figure I'd send her a message saying "hey I know that you don't know me so you might think it was odd that I "liked" your comment on Frosty's wall, I meant to "like" someone else's comment but hit yours by mistake... anyways since we both know Frosty, how 'bout you and I bump uglies?")

Anyways, let's talk about Amy S. I don't know much about her other than her "info" and pictures are set to private. Any chance she's a promiscuous girl with small hands and low expectations?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

So Frosty, I was skimming through your FB wall, waiting for Amanda H. to wish you a happy birthday so that I could "like" her comment (thus breaking the ice between her and I, you know, I figure I'd send her a message saying "hey I know that you don't know me so you might think it was odd that I "liked" your comment on Frosty's wall, I meant to "like" someone else's comment but hit yours by mistake... anyways since we both know Frosty, how 'bout you and I bump uglies?") Anyways, let's talk about Amy S. I don't know much about her other than her "info" and pictures are set to private. Any chance she's a promiscuous girl with small hands and low expectations?

 

[dharmapunk]

I have two passes to an advanced screening of Jack and Jill tonight. I was planning on using those to get past the ticket guy, then ducking into a movie I actually care to see.However, my options are these:A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas 3D Footloose Immortals 3DIn Time Paranormal Activity 3 #### in Boots #### in Boots 3D The Rum Diary Tower Heist I should probably just stay home and watch CFB, no?

Rum Diary is based on a good book? I've heard nothing about it, but at least you know the story is one of Hunter Thompson's best efforts.ETA: Reviews aren't glowing. Depp is supposedly good, but the source material wasn't translated well to film.

 

[eoMMan]

Immortals. Frieda Pintas naked rear-end. Nuff said.

Body double...http://uk.omg.yahoo.com/news/pinto-called-body-double-bare-backside-immortals-212300479.html

 

[dharmapunk]

So Frosty, I was skimming through your FB wall, waiting for Amanda H. to wish you a happy birthday so that I could "like" her comment (thus breaking the ice between her and I, you know, I figure I'd send her a message saying "hey I know that you don't know me so you might think it was odd that I "liked" your comment on Frosty's wall, I meant to "like" someone else's comment but hit yours by mistake... anyways since we both know Frosty, how 'bout you and I bump uglies?") Anyways, let's talk about Amy S. I don't know much about her other than her "info" and pictures are set to private. Any chance she's a promiscuous girl with small hands and low expectations?

Stop being so creepy.

 

[Sconch]

I have two passes to an advanced screening of Jack and Jill tonight. I was planning on using those to get past the ticket guy, then ducking into a movie I actually care to see.

However, my options are these:

A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas 3D

Footloose

Immortals 3D

In Time

Paranormal Activity 3

#### in Boots

#### in Boots 3D

The Rum Diary

Tower Heist

I should probably just stay home and watch CFB, no?

Rum Diary is based on a good book? I've heard nothing about it, but at least you know the story is one of Hunter Thompson's best efforts.ETA: Reviews aren't glowing. Depp is supposedly good, but the source material wasn't translated well to film.

I may have to turn in my Cool Dude Card but I've never been a big fan of Hunter S. Thompson. I know that I'm supposed to love his stuff but about half-way through Fear and Loathing I lost interest. The funny thing is is that I like his more straight forward stuff like Hell's Angels. His "gonzo" works read to me like that thread over th:e:re where people told their funniest drug stories. It's probably hilarious and interesting to the people involved but it just doesn't translate well into good story-telling. JMO.

 

[krista4]

What's the protocol when are you traveling and sharing a hotel room with a co-worker?Do you share the bar of soap with them?Are you responsible for removing any pubes or hair from the soap when you are finished??

Find a job that's not so cheap that they make adults share a room on a trip.

Seriously?

I've never had to share a room with a co-worker on dozens or maybe even hundreds of business trips.

Yeah, that's ridiculous.

Have never heard of this. Seems extremely strange, and there's no way I'd do it.

 

[krista4]

What's the protocol when are you traveling and sharing a hotel room with a co-worker?Do you share the bar of soap with them?Are you responsible for removing any pubes or hair from the soap when you are finished??

Find a job that's not so cheap that they make adults share a room on a trip.

Seriously?

Yeah, I've never heard of that.I could see maybe two chicks sharing a room but not two guys.

Say what now?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

What's the protocol when are you traveling and sharing a hotel room with a co-worker?Do you share the bar of soap with them?Are you responsible for removing any pubes or hair from the soap when you are finished??

Find a job that's not so cheap that they make adults share a room on a trip.

Seriously?

Yeah, I've never heard of that.I can imagine two chicks sharing a room (furiously) but not two guys.

Say what now?

fixed

 

[Idiot Boxer]

I have two passes to an advanced screening of Jack and Jill tonight. I was planning on using those to get past the ticket guy, then ducking into a movie I actually care to see.

However, my options are these:

A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas 3D

Footloose

Immortals 3D

In Time

Paranormal Activity 3

#### in Boots

#### in Boots 3D

The Rum Diary

Tower Heist

I should probably just stay home and watch CFB, no?

Rum Diary is based on a good book? I've heard nothing about it, but at least you know the story is one of Hunter Thompson's best efforts.ETA: Reviews aren't glowing. Depp is supposedly good, but the source material wasn't translated well to film.

Novella

 

[YSR]

I have two passes to an advanced screening of Jack and Jill tonight. I was planning on using those to get past the ticket guy, then ducking into a movie I actually care to see.

However, my options are these:

A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas 3D

Footloose

Immortals 3D

In Time

Paranormal Activity 3

#### in Boots

#### in Boots 3D

The Rum Diary

Tower Heist

I should probably just stay home and watch CFB, no?

Rum Diary is based on a good book? I've heard nothing about it, but at least you know the story is one of Hunter Thompson's best efforts.ETA: Reviews aren't glowing. Depp is supposedly good, but the source material wasn't translated well to film.

Novella

The Rum Cake Diary

 

[eoMMan]

Say what now?

I think that if you took two random female co-workers, chances are that their work/living/sharing space time together would go a lot smoother compared to two random male co-workers that were forced to shack up together.

 

[krista4]

Say what now?

I think that if you took two random female co-workers, chances are that their work/living/sharing space time together would go a lot smoother compared to two random male co-workers that were forced to shack up together.

Gotcha. You should just have mentioned you've never met a woman.

 

[Sconch]

What's the protocol when are you traveling and sharing a hotel room with a co-worker?Do you share the bar of soap with them?Are you responsible for removing any pubes or hair from the soap when you are finished??

Find a job that's not so cheap that they make adults share a room on a trip.

Seriously?

I've never had to share a room with a co-worker on dozens or maybe even hundreds of business trips.

Yeah, that's ridiculous.

Have never heard of this. Seems extremely strange, and there's no way I'd do it.

You guys should try working for a public school. We used to do this overnight field trip to Catalina. The first three times I went I had to share a room with another male teacher. Then we changed principals. The new guy figured out how to rig it so that most of the male teachers had their own rooms.

 

[urbanhack]

Say what now?

I think that if you took two random female co-workers, chances are that their work/living/sharing space time together would go a lot smoother compared to two random male co-workers that were forced to shack up together.

Really?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Say what now?

I think that if you took two random female co-workers, chances are that their work/living/sharing space time together would go a lot smoother compared to two random male co-workers that were forced to shack up together.

You know, because of the urge to pillow fight.