So last night I had a few drinks with family, then went out on the town. My buddy's girlfriend was out and she kept trying to push her friend on me, whom I am not interested in. (Much) later on she and I were texting, mostly me saying stop trying to make a girlfriend out of your slutty BFF. She texted me something about wanting her and her boyfriend (my buddy) to be able to grow old with me and my wife, so she needed to find me a wife. I found that somewhat creepy, so I forwarded the text to YSR for confirmation of the level of creepiness.
Except I didn't forward it to YSR, I forwarded it to a woman I used to work with like 10 years ago who has a similar first name as YSR. She replied at
6am "why are you texting me in the middle of the night about a wife?"
Anyhow, I think I should be dropping my phone in a glass of wine every couple of years to prevent this from happening again.