GM's thread about nothing (32 Viewers)

[Bob Sacamano]

I'm enjoying the 7am Hippling.

Also, I had sex with a strange woman tonight...she was like 40ish...I feel weird. But good. Mainly cause I got to have McDonald's breakfast on the way ho,me...is 4 sausage mcmuffins too many? I'm not sure. I think yes.

Should this be in the drunk thread? Cause Im still pretty drunk. Really drunk actually. Contemplating having another beer...pretty sure I should have my head examined.

Still drinking and driving huh?

Did you even read fish's story?

Did you??

.......I went to happy hour/dinner/bar/bar/bar. Around 1, my phone has no more battery and becomes useless. At around 2, I had a sober person drive me home and drop me off. Saw knuckle's car, so figured she was there and would let me in. My ride leaves............

He would have been able to get into the house if he had his car.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Had the sex with the old broad again last night. Multiple texts already today. I have a feeling this is gonna be a slower-developing version of knuckles. :(Crap.

Make her buy you stuff.

Like Toughskins and Lunchables?

Hmmmm...she does have a 13 year old daughter. Should I roll with the endless supply of lunchables or try to pull the ol' switcheroo?

 

[General Malaise]

Oh, hello Hathor.

Uranium was up $4 on Friday.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I'm enjoying the 7am Hippling.

Also, I had sex with a strange woman tonight...she was like 40ish...I feel weird. But good. Mainly cause I got to have McDonald's breakfast on the way ho,me...is 4 sausage mcmuffins too many? I'm not sure. I think yes.

Should this be in the drunk thread? Cause Im still pretty drunk. Really drunk actually. Contemplating having another beer...pretty sure I should have my head examined.

Still drinking and driving huh?

Did you even read fish's story?

Did you??

.......I went to happy hour/dinner/bar/bar/bar. Around 1, my phone has no more battery and becomes useless. At around 2, I had a sober person drive me home and drop me off. Saw knuckle's car, so figured she was there and would let me in. My ride leaves............

He would have been able to get into the house if he had his car.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Oh, hello Hathor.

Uranium was up $4 on Friday.

Effin laggards

 

[-fish-]

In hindsight, I should have just broken the downstairs window and just paid to get it fixed the next day.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I assume most everybody's heard this by now. Didn't know if anything broke on it over the weekend, as I was basically taken prisoner by a 5 year-old and a puppy. “I can give you a rumor and I can give you something I think might happen,” Madden told John Dennis and Gerry Callahan. “I hear there’s a rumor that there will be a more shocking development from the Second Mile Foundation — and hold on to your stomachs, boys, this is gross, I will use the only language I can — that Jerry Sandusky and Second Mile were pimping out young boys to rich donors. That was being investigated by two prominent columnists even as I speak.”

Holy ####.I did not hear that.Wow. get this guy in general population ASAP.

I'd rather see him endure one of his daughters dating Homer. Please make this happen, GB.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

In hindsight, I should have just broken the downstairs window and just paid to get it fixed the next day.

did she ever explain what happened? slept through the doorbell and any other noise you were making or was she pissed and ignoring you on purpose even though she knew you didn't have a way to get in?

 

[YSR]

K4> update on Mr. K4's affair with Kim Deal?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

In hindsight, I should have just broken the downstairs window and just paid to get it fixed the next day.

did she ever explain what happened? slept through the doorbell and any other noise you were making or was she pissed and ignoring you on purpose even though she knew you didn't have a way to get in?

Either the buzzing was too loud or she had her hands in her ears.Oh yeah, sorry about the drunken texts.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Oh, hello Hathor.

Uranium was up $4 on Friday.

 

[Bogart]

Anyone here play Chess with Friends? I'm looking for a few new people to play with, but really don't want to start a new thread if there are GMTAN folks that play.

 

[-fish-]

In hindsight, I should have just broken the downstairs window and just paid to get it fixed the next day.

did she ever explain what happened? slept through the doorbell and any other noise you were making or was she pissed and ignoring you on purpose even though she knew you didn't have a way to get in?

she drank half a bottle of Jameson's, took a sleeping pill and went to bed. nothing was going to wake her up. whether there was intent behind it or not is debatable. she was upset that I hadn't responded to her texts asking if/when I was coming home.

 

[Sconch]

In hindsight, I should have just broken the downstairs window and just paid to get it fixed the next day.

did she ever explain what happened? slept through the doorbell and any other noise you were making or was she pissed and ignoring you on purpose even though she knew you didn't have a way to get in?

she drank half a bottle of Jameson's, took a sleeping pill and went to bed. nothing was going to wake her up. whether there was intent behind it or not is debatable. she was upset that I hadn't responded to her texts asking if/when I was coming home.

NO WAY!

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Had the sex with the old broad again last night. Multiple texts already today. I have a feeling this is gonna be a slower-developing version of knuckles. :(Crap.

Make her buy you stuff.

Like Toughskins and Lunchables?

Like a car and a cool leather jacket.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Fish> I roll with one of these at my house: http://www.google.com/products/catalog?hl=en&q=house+key+lock+box&gs_upl=4715l8778l0l9014l18l13l0l0l0l0l1307l4593l0.3.1.5.1.1.0.1l12l0&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_cp.,cf.osb&biw=1440&bih=743&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=shop&cid=15669368174071542701&sa=X&ei=D3LBTvLJDoqQ2QX43tm-BQ&ved=0CIQBEPMCMAA

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Had the sex with the old broad again last night. Multiple texts already today. I have a feeling this is gonna be a slower-developing version of knuckles. :(Crap.

Make her buy you stuff.

Like Toughskins and Lunchables?

Like a car and a cool leather jacket.

Also, be sure and get on her cell phone plan. No way that backfires.

 

[-fish-]

Fish> I roll with one of these at my house: http://www.google.com/products/catalog?hl=en&q=house+key+lock+box&gs_upl=4715l8778l0l9014l18l13l0l0l0l0l1307l4593l0.3.1.5.1.1.0.1l12l0&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_cp.,cf.osb&biw=1440&bih=743&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=shop&cid=15669368174071542701&sa=X&ei=D3LBTvLJDoqQ2QX43tm-BQ&ved=0CIQBEPMCMAA

I have a friend installing one of these today.

 

[Oh Yes!]

anyone know anything about running an ATM business? seems like a pretty easy deal.

 

[Gadzooks]

no booze

what

Work. Lunch. I think you were once in my sig and you're getting close to getting there again.

My link

This should've gotten more love.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Fish> I roll with one of these at my house: http://www.google.com/products/catalog?hl=en&q=house+key+lock+box&gs_upl=4715l8778l0l9014l18l13l0l0l0l0l1307l4593l0.3.1.5.1.1.0.1l12l0&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_cp.,cf.osb&biw=1440&bih=743&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=shop&cid=15669368174071542701&sa=X&ei=D3LBTvLJDoqQ2QX43tm-BQ&ved=0CIQBEPMCMAA

I have a friend installing one of these today.

 

[Tecumseh]

anyone know anything about running an ATM business? seems like a pretty easy deal.

You can get paid for that??

 

[St. Louis Bob]

anyone know anything about running an ATM business? seems like a pretty easy deal.

I heard it will leave a bad taste in your mouth.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

In hindsight, I should have just broken the downstairs window and just paid to get it fixed the next day.

did she ever explain what happened? slept through the doorbell and any other noise you were making or was she pissed and ignoring you on purpose even though she knew you didn't have a way to get in?

she drank half a bottle of Jameson's, took a sleeping pill and went to bed. nothing was going to wake her up. whether there was intent behind it or not is debatable. she was upset that I hadn't responded to her texts asking if/when I was coming home.

Did you rub a lamp and this chick's vag popped out or something? I mean, I lived through the crazy in college. And in your early twenties, I get enduring it. Why now? What's the attraction? Apart from entertaining us, of course.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Had the sex with the old broad again last night. Multiple texts already today. I have a feeling this is gonna be a slower-developing version of knuckles. :(Crap.

Make her buy you stuff.

Like Toughskins and Lunchables?

Like a car and a cool leather jacket.

Trip to Disney World imo.

 

[-fish-]

In hindsight, I should have just broken the downstairs window and just paid to get it fixed the next day.

did she ever explain what happened? slept through the doorbell and any other noise you were making or was she pissed and ignoring you on purpose even though she knew you didn't have a way to get in?

she drank half a bottle of Jameson's, took a sleeping pill and went to bed. nothing was going to wake her up. whether there was intent behind it or not is debatable. she was upset that I hadn't responded to her texts asking if/when I was coming home.

Did you rub a lamp and this chick's vag popped out or something? I mean, I lived through the crazy in college. And in your early twenties, I get enduring it. Why now? What's the attraction? Apart from entertaining us, of course.

She's one of a few women I'm dating. The others really don't do anything worth writing about. In truth, she's smart, interesting and awfully good at the fun parts. This latest escapade was far more my fault than hers. And mostly for your entertainment.

 

[Sconch]

In hindsight, I should have just broken the downstairs window and just paid to get it fixed the next day.

did she ever explain what happened? slept through the doorbell and any other noise you were making or was she pissed and ignoring you on purpose even though she knew you didn't have a way to get in?

she drank half a bottle of Jameson's, took a sleeping pill and went to bed. nothing was going to wake her up. whether there was intent behind it or not is debatable. she was upset that I hadn't responded to her texts asking if/when I was coming home.

Did you rub a lamp and this chick's vag popped out or something? I mean, I lived through the crazy in college. And in your early twenties, I get enduring it. Why now? What's the attraction? Apart from entertaining us, of course.

She's one of a few women I'm dating. The others really don't do anything worth writing about. In truth, she's smart, interesting and awfully good at the fun parts. This latest escapade was far more my fault than hers.



And mostly for your entertainment.

You're a giver.

 

[Oh Yes!]

anyone know anything about running an ATM business? seems like a pretty easy deal.

You can get paid for that??

i reckon

 

[commisholio]

I'd be in for a GMTAN secret santa.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Looks like we're done here. GM, you in? It looks like we will roll into town either on 9/22 or 9/23.

SLB's GMTAN September 2012 Vegas Extravaganza AttendeesSconchBob SacamanoUrbanhackKevzilla*Idiot BoxerRudeHJSMr & Mrs. KristaMr & Mrs. YSR-fish-Mr. Pack?Uruk-HaiThornJersey Tough Guy

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Looks like we're done here. GM, you in? It looks like we will roll into town either on 9/22 or 9/23.

SLB's GMTAN September 2012 Vegas Extravaganza AttendeesSconchBob SacamanoUrbanhackKevzilla*Idiot BoxerRudeHJSMr & Mrs. KristaMr & Mrs. YSR-fish-Mr. Pack?Uruk-HaiThorn

Add JTG imo

 

[proninja]

In hindsight, I should have just broken the downstairs window and just paid to get it fixed the next day.

Spare key + hidden box ftwedit: I see this has been covered

 

[Bob Sacamano]

In hindsight, I should have just broken the downstairs window and just paid to get it fixed the next day.

Spare key + hidden box ftw

Wasn't this part of his problem?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Looks like we're done here. GM, you in? It looks like we will roll into town either on 9/22 or 9/23.

SLB's GMTAN September 2012 Vegas Extravaganza AttendeesSconchBob SacamanoUrbanhackKevzilla*Idiot BoxerRudeHJSMr & Mrs. KristaMr & Mrs. YSR-fish-Mr. Pack?Uruk-HaiThorn

Add JTG imo

Done.We'll be staying at the Nugget, I'm sure the Sconch's will be doing the same. I have the direct number of the concierge gal if anybody is interested. She was very generous last time with comps and told me to call her in advance before our next visit.

 

[Thorn]

Looks like we're done here. GM, you in? It looks like we will roll into town either on 9/22 or 9/23.

SLB's GMTAN September 2012 Vegas Extravaganza AttendeesSconchBob SacamanoUrbanhackKevzilla*Idiot BoxerRudeHJSMr & Mrs. KristaMr & Mrs. YSR-fish-Mr. Pack?Uruk-HaiThorn

Add JTG imo

Done.We'll be staying at the Nugget, I'm sure the Sconch's will be doing the same. I have the direct number of the concierge gal if anybody is interested. She was very generous last time with comps and told me to call her in advance before our next visit.

I'll take a PM.

 

[Mr.Pack]

I'm enjoying the 7am Hippling.

Also, I had sex with a strange woman tonight...she was like 40ish...I feel weird. But good. Mainly cause I got to have McDonald's breakfast on the way ho,me...is 4 sausage mcmuffins too many? I'm not sure. I think yes.

Should this be in the drunk thread? Cause Im still pretty drunk. Really drunk actually. Contemplating having another beer...pretty sure I should have my head examined.

Still drinking and driving huh?

Did you even read fish's story?

Did you??

.......I went to happy hour/dinner/bar/bar/bar. Around 1, my phone has no more battery and becomes useless. At around 2, I had a sober person drive me home and drop me off. Saw knuckle's car, so figured she was there and would let me in. My ride leaves............

He would have been able to get into the house if he had his car.

Wat?He did the smart thing, that's the point?

 

[guru_007]

guess d-lister's aren't invited to vegas anymore

 

[General Malaise]

Looks like we're done here. GM, you in? It looks like we will roll into town either on 9/22 or 9/23.

SLB's GMTAN September 2012 Vegas Extravaganza Attendees

Sconch

Bob Sacamano

Urbanhack

Kevzilla*

Idiot Boxer

Rude

HJS

Mr & Mrs. Krista

Mr & Mrs. YSR

-fish-

Mr. Pack?

Uruk-Hai

Thorn

Jersey Tough Guy

Sorry GB, but I am gonna have to pass on Vegas. I'm just too feckless for that town.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Fish> I roll with one of these at my house: http://www.google.com/products/catalog?hl=en&q=house+key+lock+box&gs_upl=4715l8778l0l9014l18l13l0l0l0l0l1307l4593l0.3.1.5.1.1.0.1l12l0&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_cp.,cf.osb&biw=1440&bih=743&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=shop&cid=15669368174071542701&sa=X&ei=D3LBTvLJDoqQ2QX43tm-BQ&ved=0CIQBEPMCMAA

I have a friend installing one of these today.

You have to be coherent to remember the code tho, unless you make it 6-9-6-9

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

anyone know anything about running an ATM business? seems like a pretty easy deal.

You can get paid for that??

i reckon

A buddy of mine and I were thinking about this. How hard can it be? COULD BE HUGE

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Fish> I roll with one of these at my house: http://www.google.com/products/catalog?hl=en&q=house+key+lock+box&gs_upl=4715l8778l0l9014l18l13l0l0l0l0l1307l4593l0.3.1.5.1.1.0.1l12l0&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_cp.,cf.osb&biw=1440&bih=743&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=shop&cid=15669368174071542701&sa=X&ei=D3LBTvLJDoqQ2QX43tm-BQ&ved=0CIQBEPMCMAA

I have a friend installing one of these today.

You have to be coherent to remember the code tho, unless you make it 6-9-6-9

I usually do a number than double that number. Like 0-8-1-6. WALA!

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Looks like we're done here. GM, you in? It looks like we will roll into town either on 9/22 or 9/23.

SLB's GMTAN September 2012 Vegas Extravaganza Attendees

Sconch

Bob Sacamano

Urbanhack

Kevzilla*

Idiot Boxer

Rude

HJS

Mr & Mrs. Krista

Mr & Mrs. YSR

-fish-

Mr. Pack?

Uruk-Hai

Thorn

Jersey Tough Guy

Sorry GB, but I am gonna have to pass on Vegas. I'm just too feckless for that town.

Oh, come on! I'll buy you some feck.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Looks like we're done here. GM, you in? It looks like we will roll into town either on 9/22 or 9/23.

SLB's GMTAN September 2012 Vegas Extravaganza Attendees

Sconch

Bob Sacamano

Urbanhack

Kevzilla*

Idiot Boxer

Rude

HJS

Mr & Mrs. Krista

Mr & Mrs. YSR

-fish-

Mr. Pack?

Uruk-Hai

Thorn

Jersey Tough Guy

Sorry GB, but I am gonna have to pass on Vegas. I'm just too feckless for that town.

I think a good SPF50 should prevent any real issues.

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

Looks like we're done here. GM, you in? It looks like we will roll into town either on 9/22 or 9/23.

SLB's GMTAN September 2012 Vegas Extravaganza Attendees

Sconch

Bob Sacamano

Urbanhack

Kevzilla*

Idiot Boxer

Rude

HJS

Mr & Mrs. Krista

Mr & Mrs. YSR

-fish-

Mr. Pack?

Uruk-Hai

Thorn

Jersey Tough Guy

Is this a draft or something?

 

[charvik]

guess d-lister's aren't invited to vegas anymore

D stands for degenerate gambler?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Looks like we're done here. GM, you in? It looks like we will roll into town either on 9/22 or 9/23.

SLB's GMTAN September 2012 Vegas Extravaganza Attendees

Sconch

Bob Sacamano

Urbanhack

Kevzilla*

Idiot Boxer

Rude

HJS

Mr & Mrs. Krista

Mr & Mrs. YSR

-fish-

Mr. Pack?

Uruk-Hai

Thorn

Jersey Tough Guy

Is this a draft or something?

Is there an uber-lush division of this trip?

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

Looks like we're done here. GM, you in? It looks like we will roll into town either on 9/22 or 9/23.

SLB's GMTAN September 2012 Vegas Extravaganza AttendeesSconchBob SacamanoUrbanhackKevzilla*Idiot BoxerRudeHJSMr & Mrs. KristaMr & Mrs. YSR-fish-Mr. Pack?Uruk-HaiThorn

Add JTG imo

:nippletweak:

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Looks like we're done here. GM, you in? It looks like we will roll into town either on 9/22 or 9/23.

SLB's GMTAN September 2012 Vegas Extravaganza Attendees

Sconch

Bob Sacamano

Urbanhack

Kevzilla*

Idiot Boxer

Rude

HJS

Mr & Mrs. Krista

Mr & Mrs. YSR

-fish-

Mr. Pack?

Uruk-Hai

Thorn

Jersey Tough Guy

Is this a draft or something?

BobbySac and I put you in. The liver should be healed up by then. Time to get your face sweat on.

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

Looks like we're done here. GM, you in? It looks like we will roll into town either on 9/22 or 9/23.

SLB's GMTAN September 2012 Vegas Extravaganza Attendees

Sconch

Bob Sacamano

Urbanhack

Kevzilla*

Idiot Boxer

Rude

HJS

Mr & Mrs. Krista

Mr & Mrs. YSR

-fish-

Mr. Pack?

Uruk-Hai

Thorn

Jersey Tough Guy

Sorry GB, but I am gonna have to pass on Vegas. I'm just too feckless for that town.

I think a good SPF50 should prevent any real issues.

I think we were in the sun a combined 7.5 minutes last time.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

9/22 seems a bit late. NFL usually starts earlier than that, right?