GM's thread about nothing (31 Viewers)

[cosjobs]

Resisting the urge to kevzipple some of the magic football advice given in here this morning.I started Newton over Romo. :flex:

If we were good, we'd be posting those nuggets in the Shark Pool

Not that I have too much room to talk. I thought Buffalo was a fine teaser leg.

Pretty sure no one ever suggested you had room to talk.

 

[kevzilla]

Resisting the urge to kevzipple some of the magic football advice given in here this morning.I started Newton over Romo. :flex:

If we were good, we'd be posting those nuggets in the Shark Pool

Not that I have too much room to talk. I thought Buffalo was a fine teaser leg.

Pretty sure no one ever suggested you had room to talk.

In other news, I liked the over tonight.

 

[BRONG]

I'm gonna make an In 'n Out run at half if anybody wants anything...

 

[Drifter]

I'm gonna make an In 'n Out run at half if anybody wants anything...

Double double animal style with well done fries and a vanilla shake. Thanks

 

[-fish-]

Anyone ever see The Devil Makes Three?

Driving down to Portland to see these guys tonight.

I dig em even though that's not really my type of music. I bet I could get drunk with them too.PARADE IN CHICAGO! http://yfrog.com/kh8ugxvj

great show, ridiculously fun. spent today trying to cornhole with GM, but I think I did it wrong. I never tried to contact him and just went barhopping with my brother and sister, hoping I'd randomly run into him. needless to say, it didn't work.

 

[Bogart]

I know I'm behind the curve on several items in pop culture.

But, holy crap Katherine Heigl has amazing breasts.

 

[bentley]

I know I'm behind the curve on several items in pop culture.But, holy crap Katherine Heigl has amazing breasts.

I'm going to need to know what you're watching. I arrived at that opinion when she was on Roswell and was already through to washed up with her, but I'm willing to reexamine my stance.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Anyone ever see The Devil Makes Three?

Driving down to Portland to see these guys tonight.

I dig em even though that's not really my type of music. I bet I could get drunk with them too.PARADE IN CHICAGO! http://yfrog.com/kh8ugxvj

great show, ridiculously fun. spent today trying to cornhole with GM, but I think I did it wrong. I never tried to contact him and just went barhopping with my brother and sister, hoping I'd randomly run into him. needless to say, it didn't work.

 

[bentley]

Just finished a bottle of Rex Goliath cab and about 8.5 hours away from driving the family to north Texas for the Thanksgiving holiday. Irresponsible or irresponsibly awesome?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Just finished a bottle of Rex Goliath cab and about 8.5 hours away from driving the family to north Texas for the Thanksgiving holiday. Irresponsible or irresponsibly awesome?

Unfotunately you'll be dead sober in 8.5 hours.

 

[Bogart]

I know I'm behind the curve on several items in pop culture.But, holy crap Katherine Heigl has amazing breasts.

I'm going to need to know what you're watching. I arrived at that opinion when she was on Roswell and was already through to washed up with her, but I'm willing to reexamine my stance.

The American Music Awards. She was presenting an award. I have no idea who won.

 

[Bogart]

I'm watching the American Music Awards while my brother is texting me backstage from a Korn concert.

FML.

 

[bentley]

Just finished a bottle of Rex Goliath cab and about 8.5 hours away from driving the family to north Texas for the Thanksgiving holiday. Irresponsible or irresponsibly awesome?

Unfotunately you'll be dead sober in 8.5 hours.

Good call. Drink more?

 

[Tiger Fan]

I'm watching the American Music Awards while my brother is texting me backstage from a Korn concert.FML.

Is it 1998?

 

[Bogart]

I'm watching the American Music Awards while my brother is texting me backstage from a Korn concert.FML.

Is it 1998?

Still better than what I was doing tonight.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

I'm watching the American Music Awards while my brother is texting me backstage from a Korn concert.FML.

Still think you've come out ahead

 

[cosjobs]

Just finished a bottle of Rex Goliath cab and about 8.5 hours away from driving the family to north Texas for the Thanksgiving holiday. Irresponsible or irresponsibly awesome?

Unfotunately you'll be dead sober in 8.5 hours.

Good call. Drink more?

Rex Goliath? That's like three clicks down from your usual Gnarly Head.

 

[krista4]

I'm watching the American Music Awards while my brother is texting me backstage from a Korn concert.FML.

Still think you've come out ahead

 

[cosjobs]

I'm watching the American Music Awards while my brother is texting me backstage from a Korn concert.

FML.

Still think you've come out ahead

But his brother's backstage

 

[cosjobs]

If your attorney is a known heavy drinking raconteur and lives two time zones west, how late would you stay awake for his call?

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Midnight ET shot, anyone?

 

[Bogart]

I'm watching the American Music Awards while my brother is texting me backstage from a Korn concert.

FML.

Is it 1998?

I'm watching the American Music Awards while my brother is texting me backstage from a Korn concert.

FML.

Still think you've come out ahead

I'm watching the American Music Awards while my brother is texting me backstage from a Korn concert.

FML.

Still think you've come out ahead

I'm watching the American Music Awards while my brother is texting me backstage from a Korn concert.

FML.

Still think you've come out ahead

But his brother's backstage

Fine, fine. You all convinced me. My night was better. 10:45 shot?

 

[Tremendous Upside]

If your attorney is a known heavy drinking raconteur and lives two time zones west, how late would you stay awake for his call?

Is it Gonzo?

 

[krista4]

I'm in for either of the aforementioned shots.

 

[cosjobs]

I don't think he has a collection of assault rifles, but he does have an eye for the crazy women.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

So if you're a guy and you get backstage, what do you do? Watch the girls who got backstage give the band members head?

I assume it's all booze, drugs and crock pot chicken back there.

 

[-fish-]

I don't think he has a collection of assault rifles, but he does have an eye for the crazy women.

first thing in the a.m., GB.

 

[cosjobs]

Found a quarter bottle of Fireball.

IN for the midnight shots, and more if its merry enough

 

[cosjobs]

I don't think he has a collection of assault rifles, but he does have an eye for the crazy women.

first thing in the a.m., GB.

Glad you're on the west coast. My first thing comes a little late.Joining us for a shot?

 

[Tremendous Upside]

5 minutes!

 

[-fish-]

I don't think he has a collection of assault rifles, but he does have an eye for the crazy women.

first thing in the a.m., GB.

Glad you're on the west coast. My first thing comes a little late.Joining us for a shot?

is this a new thing? I'm a few days behind.

 

[cosjobs]

I don't think he has a collection of assault rifles, but he does have an eye for the crazy women.

first thing in the a.m., GB.

Glad you're on the west coast. My first thing comes a little late.Joining us for a shot?

is this a new thing? I'm a few days behind.

I just do whatever I am invited to

 

[Oh Yes!]

just poured a big capt and coke

 

[cosjobs]

cheers

 

[-fish-]

cheers

fireball shot ready to go.

 

[krista4]

I "shot" red wine. Hope that's OK.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Delicious!!

 

[cosjobs]

cheers

fireball shot ready to go.

You are my Fireball mentor. I am the Austin Fireball ambassador

 

[desert rose]

Some water filtration business left a plastic bag with a 2 oz plastic bottle at my door today saying they were testing the neighborhood water and asking for my name, age, income level, etc, etc.., and to fill the bottle with tap water from the kitchen sink and leave it to be collected tomorrow.

This pretty much means I have to pee in the bottle, right?

 

[KGB]

Some water filtration business left a plastic bag with a 2 oz plastic bottle at my door today saying they were testing the neighborhood water and asking for my name, age, income level, etc, etc.., and to fill the bottle with tap water from the kitchen sink and leave it to be collected tomorrow. This pretty much means I have to pee in the bottle, right?

A) I hope you totally know it's a scamb) We can come up with better than pee.

 

[proninja]

Some water filtration business left a plastic bag with a 2 oz plastic bottle at my door today saying they were testing the neighborhood water and asking for my name, age, income level, etc, etc.., and to fill the bottle with tap water from the kitchen sink and leave it to be collected tomorrow.

This pretty much means I have to pee in the bottle, right?

A) I hope you totally know it's a scamb) We can come up with better than pee.

Oh, come on, it's right there for you

 

[cosjobs]

Some water filtration business left a plastic bag with a 2 oz plastic bottle at my door today saying they were testing the neighborhood water and asking for my name, age, income level, etc, etc.., and to fill the bottle with tap water from the kitchen sink and leave it to be collected tomorrow.

This pretty much means I have to pee in the bottle, right?

A) I hope you totally know it's a scamb) We can come up with better than pee.

Oh, come on, it's right there for you

But it has to come during the right time of the month, right?

 

[desert rose]

Some water filtration business left a plastic bag with a 2 oz plastic bottle at my door today saying they were testing the neighborhood water and asking for my name, age, income level, etc, etc.., and to fill the bottle with tap water from the kitchen sink and leave it to be collected tomorrow. This pretty much means I have to pee in the bottle, right?

A) I hope you totally know it's a scamb) We can come up with better than pee.

It's definitely a sales gimmick. It's not for any city, county, or state water agency.Whatcha got?

 

[desert rose]

But it has to come during the right time of the month, right?

Um.... no.

 

[KGB]

Some water filtration business left a plastic bag with a 2 oz plastic bottle at my door today saying they were testing the neighborhood water and asking for my name, age, income level, etc, etc.., and to fill the bottle with tap water from the kitchen sink and leave it to be collected tomorrow. This pretty much means I have to pee in the bottle, right?

A) I hope you totally know it's a scamb) We can come up with better than pee.

It's definitely a sales gimmick. It's not for any city, county, or state water agency.Whatcha got?

2 OZs

 

[Oh Yes!]

maybe fill it with tap water, jerkass.

 

[desert rose]

maybe fill it with tap water, jerkass.

I'm not in the market for a hard sell on a water system.

 

[Bogart]

So if you're a guy and you get backstage, what do you do? Watch the girls who got backstage give the band members head?I assume it's all booze, drugs and crock pot chicken back there.

I will report back.

 

[Dr. Awesome]

maybe fill it with tap water, jerkass.

I'm not in the market for a hard sell on a water system.

Don't fill it. Or fill it with vodka. When they start with the sales pitch tell them "I appreciate your persistence but I have zero interest in continuing this conversation. We're done here." If they keep talking or trying to sell you tell them "I'm going to close the door on your face in 5 seconds if you keep trying to sell me."That works on 99% of them. The other 1% get the door slammed in their face.

 

[dharmapunk]

So if you're a guy and you get backstage, what do you do? Watch the girls who got backstage give the band members head?I assume it's all booze, drugs and crock pot chicken back there.

Get backstage to a band with a sexy & jaded female singer?