GM's thread about nothing (37 Viewers)

[shuke]

Frosty> Might still have a ticket to Saturday's game. Let me know if interested. I'll try not to end up with your wallet at the end of the day.

Already going to be there.

TAILGATE?

Going with my dad. We're going to have lunch somewheres, so no.

TRE can bring his dad and you guys can party. I hear that's the thing to do.

 

[shuke]

Frosty> Might still have a ticket to Saturday's game. Let me know if interested. I'll try not to end up with your wallet at the end of the day.

Already going to be there.

TAILGATE?

Going with my dad. We're going to have lunch somewheres, so no.

TRE can bring his dad and you guys can party. I hear that's the thing to do.

Never mind. Joke ruined.

My dad and I met Furley and his dad at a Purdue / Penn St. game a few years ago.

 

[Bogart]

I want to be Little 'Zooks when I grow up.

 

[General Malaise]

A good pre-run beer

PBR? Non-hipsters really drink this?

Why do you assume I'm not a hipster?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

does drinking beer before a run help? isn't it better to drink after the run?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

can someone summarize the "Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim" thread?

Release of one of the best video games of all time leads to sexually frustrated wives and semi-tense households.ETA: It's all video game nerd speak. You'd think this would make for some great shtick to mess with them (like the Occupy Wall Street thread), except the guilty are mostly people in-the-know. Tre, me, JTG, Ahrn, Acer. Good people led down a dark path.

I don't know what he's talking about.

 

[General Malaise]

3 cones filled with concrete. This is going to fantastic.

Seriously, what is the purpose of this?

Pretty sure the guy is an artist or something. Also, Tre and I got divorces.And Pickles got married.

 

[dharmapunk]

can someone summarize the "Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim" thread?

Release of one of the best video games of all time leads to sexually frustrated wives and semi-tense households.ETA: It's all video game nerd speak. You'd think this would make for some great shtick to mess with them (like the Occupy Wall Street thread), except the guilty are mostly people in-the-know. Tre, me, JTG, Ahrn, Acer. Good people led down a dark path.

I don't know what he's talking about.

TRAITOR!@#

 

[General Malaise]

can someone summarize the "Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim" thread?

I already tried this last week. Not sure I have a clearer idea today than I did last week. Good luck.

 

[shuke]

3 cones filled with concrete. This is going to fantastic.

Seriously, what is the purpose of this?

Pretty sure the guy is an artist or something. Also, Tre and I got divorces.And Pickles got married.

Thought he only did painting. I thought Tre's current gal was his wife then was surprised to see the divorce remark, as if it had happened within the past year. MY ####ING BAD FOR NOT KNOWING TRE WAS PREVIOUSLY MARRIED.

 

[shuke]

Is it a battle of video games? Elder Scrolls vs Skyrim? Which one is better?

Still funny.

 

[shuke]

Not nearly as funny as "Wait, what do I do? Where do I go?"

Probably the funniest thing I've ever read. I think about it every couple days and literally laugh out loud.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

3 cones filled with concrete. This is going to fantastic.

Seriously, what is the purpose of this?

Pretty sure the guy is an artist or something. Also, Tre and I got divorces.And Pickles got married.

Thought he only did painting. I thought Tre's current gal was his wife then was surprised to see the divorce remark, as if it had happened within the past year. MY ####ING BAD FOR NOT KNOWING TRE WAS PREVIOUSLY MARRIED.

I did not re-marry. I just made a love-child instead. hth

 

[General Malaise]

does drinking beer before a run help? isn't it better to drink after the run?

I'm not exactly running the 200 meter hurdles here, coach.I got home at 3:30pm from work, relieved my wife of the boys so she could go to work and had about 90 minutes to kill before the boys' mom was done with her work to take the boys from me. What am I supposed to do in those 90 minutes? Color? Read a novel?I cracked an ice cold PenisBR, relaxed and waited for their mom to take them so I could change into my gym clothes, hit the treadmill and go for a nice long stroke.

 

[Thorn]

can someone summarize the "Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim" thread?

Release of one of the best video games of all time leads to sexually frustrated wives and semi-tense households.

it's really that good, huh?

Yes. Most agree, if not THE best, then a top 5 for sure.

The guide is 600 pages long.

 

[General Malaise]

Not nearly as funny as "Wait, what do I do? Where do I go?"Probably the funniest thing I've ever read. I think about it every couple days and literally laugh out loud.

 

[eoMMan]

Not nearly as funny as "Wait, what do I do? Where do I go?"Probably the funniest thing I've ever read. I think about it every couple days and literally laugh out loud.

The quesadilla comment had to be top 5 of all time though.

 

[Osaurus]

Making Osaurus's's chimichurri sauce as part of an appetizer for tomorrow.

ETA: Left work early because I just wasn't feeling it today.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

MVP-MVP!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

OK, PPR league:

Marshawn Lynch v WAS

Victor Cruz @ NO

Whatcha got?

 

[shuke]

Not nearly as funny as "Wait, what do I do? Where do I go?"Probably the funniest thing I've ever read. I think about it every couple days and literally laugh out loud.

The quesadilla comment had to be top 5 of all time though.

Link?

 

[shuke]

I bought a vibrating c### ring this weekend. I think my wife fell in love with me again. Or it.Probably it. But I would highly recommend this.

We "discovered" these a few years back, have now graduated to this thing called a WeVibe. Makes the ring look like a POS in comparison and the wife freaking loves it. If she liked the ring I would highly recommend this, it's rather odd looking but very much worth it.

I just looked that up. Where does it go?

Well the smaller side goes in, the bigger one stays out. I was highly skeptical, but after giving it the old college try I became a believer.

And where do you go? What do you do? Butt?

 

[cosjobs]

OK, PPR league:Marshawn Lynch v WASVictor Cruz @ NOWhatcha got?

Cruz control

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

OK, PPR league:Marshawn Lynch v WASVictor Cruz @ NOWhatcha got?

Cruz control

I agree with the esteemed Senator from Texas.

 

[Bogart]

OK, PPR league:Marshawn Lynch v WASVictor Cruz @ NOWhatcha got?

Cruz control

I agree with the esteemed Senator from Texas.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Looks like I'm Cruzin...

 

[Thorn]

So I am still alive in my B&M survivor, even though I picked Baltimore two weeks ago. I guess the other three people whiffed too, so we all got back in.

Candidates this week:

DAL at home against MIA

CIN at home against CLE

SD at home against DEN

I probably would never have the guts, but I also kind of like

CAR at IND

Thoughts?

 

[cosjobs]

Looks like I'm Cruzin...

My link

 

[eoMMan]

So I am still alive in my B&M survivor, even though I picked Baltimore two weeks ago. I guess the other three people whiffed too, so we all got back in.Candidates this weekAL at home against MIACIN at home against CLESD at home against DENI probably would never have the guts, but I also kind of likeCAR at INDThoughts?

Dallas at home on turkey day.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Lynch > Cruz

 

[eoMMan]

Not nearly as funny as "Wait, what do I do? Where do I go?"Probably the funniest thing I've ever read. I think about it every couple days and literally laugh out loud.

The quesadilla comment had to be top 5 of all time though.

Link?

Can't find it but it was basically someone thinking that quesadilla meant "what's the deal" in Spanish.

 

[cosjobs]

Not nearly as funny as "Wait, what do I do? Where do I go?"Probably the funniest thing I've ever read. I think about it every couple days and literally laugh out loud.

The quesadilla comment had to be top 5 of all time though.

Link?

Can't find it but it was basically someone thinking that quesadilla meant "what's the deal" in Spanish.

no, that's quesadealio

 

[urbanhack]

I bought a vibrating c### ring this weekend. I think my wife fell in love with me again. Or it.Probably it. But I would highly recommend this.

We "discovered" these a few years back, have now graduated to this thing called a WeVibe. Makes the ring look like a POS in comparison and the wife freaking loves it. If she liked the ring I would highly recommend this, it's rather odd looking but very much worth it.

I just looked that up. Where does it go?

Well the smaller side goes in, the bigger one stays out. I was highly skeptical, but after giving it the old college try I became a believer.

And where do you go? What do you do? Butt?

i don't remember seeing that.

 

[urbanhack]

Lynch > Cruz

I agree with Rude.

 

[Thorn]

Serious question about we vibe. You and the smaller end become roommates?

 

[shuke]

Not nearly as funny as "Wait, what do I do? Where do I go?"Probably the funniest thing I've ever read. I think about it every couple days and literally laugh out loud.

The quesadilla comment had to be top 5 of all time though.

Link?

Can't find it but it was basically someone thinking that quesadilla meant "what's the deal" in Spanish.

 

[Gadzooks]

The member Thorn cannot receive any new messages

Clean out your box.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Lynch > Cruz

I agree with Rude.

Dammit!

 

[shuke]

Lynch > Cruz

I agree with Rude.

I'm with stupids.

 

[Gadzooks]

I got a new phone and my contacts got screwed up in the switch over. Any of you dickmittens that have my cell number, please text me so I can save your number. For some reason I do still have Frosty, Stryker and TRE so I don't need your numbers. GM, please verify if I sent you a text a little while ago. If that wasn't you then someone is going to be very confused when they get it.

I'm getting wildly and violently drunk tonight and this phone has a better camera and I want to share it with you.

 

[Oh Yes!]

I got a new phone and my contacts got screwed up in the switch over. Any of you dickmittens that have my cell number, please text me so I can save your number. For some reason I do still have Frosty, Stryker and TRE so I don't need your numbers. GM, please verify if I sent you a text a little while ago. If that wasn't you then someone is going to be very confused when they get it.I'm getting wildly and violently drunk tonight and this phone has a better camera and I want to share it with you.

:(

 

[General Malaise]

PBS ran a show called "Sandwiches You Will Like" last night and I was ready to order everybody in here a copy of the DVD.

Then I saw on Amazon it was released in 2002. <_<

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I got a new phone and my contacts got screwed up in the switch over. Any of you dickmittens that have my cell number, please text me so I can save your number. For some reason I do still have Frosty, Stryker and TRE so I don't need your numbers. GM, please verify if I sent you a text a little while ago. If that wasn't you then someone is going to be very confused when they get it.I'm getting wildly and violently drunk tonight and this phone has a better camera and I want to share it with you.

I'm heading to the in-laws tonight for the weekend. They are in the boonies so cell service is spotty at best, with none at their house. If we "head into town" or something I can't wait to see what little nuggets I'll find. It will be like my own personal Christmas.

 

[urbanhack]

PSA:

Fred Jackson might be out for the season.

 

[Gadzooks]

I got a new phone and my contacts got screwed up in the switch over. Any of you dickmittens that have my cell number, please text me so I can save your number. For some reason I do still have Frosty, Stryker and TRE so I don't need your numbers. GM, please verify if I sent you a text a little while ago. If that wasn't you then someone is going to be very confused when they get it.

I'm getting wildly and violently drunk tonight and this phone has a better camera and I want to share it with you.

:(

PM your digits. Hopefully I'll be sending out pics of me filling traffic cones with cement, if you know what I mean.

 

[General Malaise]

PSA:Fred Jackson might be out for the season.

Ultra Keeper Dynasty League - 12 teams, been around since 2002. My RBs to start the season:Jamal CharlesTim HightowerBeanie WellsFelix JonesFred JacksonLeon WashingtonThomas Jones Thankfully, I traded away Felix Jones for Marshawn Lynch and was able to unload Jamal Charles for the uber awesome, ultra reliable Joe Addai. still....11-4 and headed for teh playoffs!

 

[General Malaise]

PBS ran a show called "Sandwiches You Will Like" last night and I was ready to order everybody in here a copy of the DVD.Then I saw on Amazon it was released in 2002. <_<

I do know that St. Louis was profiled for having some great brain sandwiches. Some lady on there said "This is a great place to get a brain sandwich".

 

[YSR]

I got a new phone and my contacts got screwed up in the switch over. Any of you dickmittens that have my cell number, please text me so I can save your number. For some reason I do still have Frosty, Stryker and TRE so I don't need your numbers. GM, please verify if I sent you a text a little while ago. If that wasn't you then someone is going to be very confused when they get it.I'm getting wildly and violently drunk tonight and this phone has a better camera and I want to share it with you.

I also have a new #. I think I have most contacts in my phone and will send a mass text in a bit. If you do not hear from me, and have been a text buddy in the past, please PM me. Or, if you feel as though your life would be improved by having my #, you may PM me with that information as well. I'm totally text easy.

 

[Hawks64]

Serious question about we vibe. You and the smaller end become roommates?

Yes

 

[eoMMan]

If you move to a new state, do you keep your old phone number or do you get a new one that's local? Any pros or cons with switching or not switching?