OH would love the challenge of cooking for a GMTAN cornhole.
I challenge him to a fried cheese curd cookoff.
Accepted.
I will crush you.
Last week I made a fresh goat's milk
marscapone-ish thing at work for laughs (our local goat cheese purveyor--the excellent Bonnie Blue Farms--gave us a few quarts of goat's milk. I was bored and never before worked with goat's milk.)and it was truly awful. The lemon and salt that one uses to make marscapone doesn't work well at ALL with the tangy goatiness of the milk--makes it taste like sour garbage.
BUT--I remembered once having chevre' with a raspberry vinaigrette and it tasted great. So I took the other two quarts of goat milk and steeped in it a handful of
IQF raspberries and some
chervil, strained it, salted it, heated it up very slowly, and added a bit of raspberry vinegar and vegetable
rennet to get it to curdle. Let it simmer until I got some nice, fat curds, and dumped the works into a perforated hotel pan lined with some cheese cloth. Put another hotel pan on top of the works and weighted it down with whatever the hell happened to be near me and could fit into a hotel pan (in this case, it was a few gallons of
pommace-grade olive oil). Put the whole mess in the walk-in cooler and forgot about it for a while.
Remembered it 48 hours later and checked it out. Pulled out a shiny, slightly pink, dimply sheet of pressed goat curds that were as firm and waxy as a deli provolone, but slightly porous and inconsistent in texture. It tasted pretty good--not nearly as good as the
BBF chevre', but still pretty good and pleasantly raspberry-ish. So I cut the sheet into squares, coated a few with flour, egg-wash, and a mixture of panko and toasted, ground pine nuts. Fried 'em crispy in a sautee pan, served them to some of my coworkers with an arugula salad,
lardons, and a raspberry vinaigrette made by taking the raspberry reduction we use for some desserts and whisking in cider vinegar. It was a good lunch. The servers liked it, and my chef was able to use some of the curd squares for vegetarian specials. That was the first time I ever tried to fry a curd and a handful of people payed actual money for the privilege of eating it.
I will crush you.