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Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Sconch
Footballguy
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
Sconch
Footballguy
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
General Malaise
Footballguy
:snort:
Sconch
Footballguy
Sconch
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
Shoot, my buddy is hosting a poker party Sat night for us and some of his neighbors, so we won't be out Sat. night. Bummer.'Drifter said:
Sconch
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Forgot to login with your HJS alias.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
We have Mrs. SLB's work party tonight (drunk horny nurses, yeah!) and I was supposed to go lunch with a GB today but cancelled because of a project I'm working on. So I'm making a slab of ribs right now.
Sconch
Footballguy
Is your project to make a slab of ribs???
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
It was. Now my project is eating a slab of ribs.
Sconch
Footballguy
God I wish I had your job.
Osaurus
Footballguy
-fish-
Footballguy
Sorry to hear this, but my liver is relieved.
Sconch
Footballguy
Yes. 1 cent profit.
phishphan
Footballguy
so you're saying it's worth 2 cents?
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
How come so many guys think it's a good idea to invest their life saving in a bar or liquor store? There should be a PSA or book or something letting them know how bad of an idea it is.
General Malaise
Footballguy
You trying to see how many posters you can ban with one line or something?
wadegarrett
FFA Legend™
Thinking of buying a Chick-fil-A myself. Those little suckers run themselves.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Sconch
Footballguy
No. 1 cent. She didn't know she had it before so that was 0 cents profit. Duh
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Exactly. Whait, what? There is a Chick-fil-a about 2 miles from my new house which is evil. What's worse is we get coupons in the mail for free sandwiches and then when I go there in inevitably get the take a survey get a free sandwich. I love me Chick-fil-a.Thinking of buying a Chick-fil-A myself. Those little suckers run themselves.
General Malaise
Footballguy
I showed that to my office mates yesterday as I had to talk my boss into betting the Seahawks +3. He cracked up and said at the end "Put TWO units on this one".My wife had to tell my 17 year old to stop saying that last night as we watched the Seahawks game.
Is that Marshawn narrating it?
Sconch
Footballguy
No. And I know you live in Oregon so I'll explain that not all black people sound alike.I showed that to my office mates yesterday as I had to talk my boss into betting the Seahawks +3. He cracked up and said at the end "Put TWO units on this one".
Sconch
Footballguy
But they're not open on Sundays. That cuts their profits down by 1/7.Exactly. Whait, what? There is a Chick-fil-a about 2 miles from my new house which is evil. What's worse is we get coupons in the mail for free sandwiches and then when I go there in inevitably get the take a survey get a free sandwich. I love me Chick-fil-a.Thinking of buying a Chick-fil-A myself. Those little suckers run themselves.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
I feel like Shuke but what are we talking about here? Isn't that link just a picture? How could a black guy narrate a picture? And why would that picture make somebody crack up? Or wager? I'm so lost.No. And I know you live in Oregon so I'll explain that not all black people sound alike.I showed that to my office mates yesterday as I had to talk my boss into betting the Seahawks +3. He cracked up and said at the end "Put TWO units on this one".
Fightin Donkey
Footballguy
What's military code for securing someone.
Like they were sent to rescue a POW, and once they have that POW secure, what do they say?
it's not "The Eagle has landed" is it?
Like they were sent to rescue a POW, and once they have that POW secure, what do they say?
it's not "The Eagle has landed" is it?
Drifter
Footballguy
Package is securedWhat's military code for securing someone.Like they were sent to rescue a POW, and once they have that POW secure, what do they say?it's not "The Eagle has landed" is it?
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Holy crap that's a great duo.
Fightin Donkey
Footballguy
Package is securedWhat's military code for securing someone.Like they were sent to rescue a POW, and once they have that POW secure, what do they say?it's not "The Eagle has landed" is it?
Thanks guys.When is "The Eagle has landed" used?
Osaurus
Footballguy
With extreme prejudicePackage is securedWhat's military code for securing someone.Like they were sent to rescue a POW, and once they have that POW secure, what do they say?it's not "The Eagle has landed" is it?
Thanks for saying what needed to be said.I've been confused over that post/conversation for half the day today.I feel like Shuke but what are we talking about here? Isn't that link just a picture? How could a black guy narrate a picture? And why would that picture make somebody crack up? Or wager? I'm so lost.No. And I know you live in Oregon so I'll explain that not all black people sound alike.I showed that to my office mates yesterday as I had to talk my boss into betting the Seahawks +3. He cracked up and said at the end "Put TWO units on this one".
Mrs. Sconch told his son to stop saying a picture, and then GM asking if Marshawn is narrating a soundless image. Looney tunes.
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Sconch
Footballguy
When Apollo 11 lands on the moon.It's also the name of a WWII book/movie. I don't think it was really used in the military.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
"I got ants in my pants"Which reminds me, my cousin (Cal's Godfather) got promoted to Chief Master Sergeant a few days ago.What's military code for securing someone.Like they were sent to rescue a POW, and once they have that POW secure, what do they say?it's not "The Eagle has landed" is it?
Sconch
Footballguy
So I'm playing "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?" on Facebook last night.
You typically play against 10-12 other people. There is also a chat feature. I almost always turn the chat off since it typically consists of nothing more than "gl everybody" or "gg everybody".
Last night I forgot to turn it off.
One of the questions was "In the 2003 movie 'The Last Samurai' Tom Cruise plays a man that travels to which country to train their warriors?"
Some woman posts in the chat: "oh man, no clue. i need to watch more movies"
You typically play against 10-12 other people. There is also a chat feature. I almost always turn the chat off since it typically consists of nothing more than "gl everybody" or "gg everybody".
Last night I forgot to turn it off.
One of the questions was "In the 2003 movie 'The Last Samurai' Tom Cruise plays a man that travels to which country to train their warriors?"
Some woman posts in the chat: "oh man, no clue. i need to watch more movies"
Frostillicus
Footballguy
I weep for humanity.'Sconch said:I feel like Shuke but what are we talking about here? Isn't that link just a picture? How could a black guy narrate a picture? And why would that picture make somebody crack up? Or wager? I'm so lost.No. And I know you live in Oregon so I'll explain that not all black people sound alike.I showed that to my office mates yesterday as I had to talk my boss into betting the Seahawks +3. He cracked up and said at the end "Put TWO units on this one".
Sarnoff
Footballguy
I'm thinking of buying a food truck that serves chicken sandwiches. And parking it in the Chick-Fil-A lot on Sundays.Thinking of buying a Chick-fil-A myself. Those little suckers run themselves.
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
Nice!who's buying the first round??my cousin (Cal's Godfather) got promoted to Chief Master Sergeant a few days ago.What's military code for securing someone.Like they were sent to rescue a POW, and once they have that POW secure, what do they say?it's not "The Eagle has landed" is it?
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