GM's thread about nothing (28 Viewers)

[Tremendous Upside]

This thread is terrible today.

My link

My wife had to tell my 17 year old to stop saying that last night as we watched the Seahawks game.

I showed that to my office mates yesterday as I had to talk my boss into betting the Seahawks +3. He cracked up and said at the end "Put TWO units on this one". Is that Marshawn narrating it?

No. And I know you live in Oregon so I'll explain that not all black people sound alike.

I feel like Shuke but what are we talking about here? Isn't that link just a picture? How could a black guy narrate a picture? And why would that picture make somebody crack up? Or wager? I'm so lost.

Darren Sharper Hold my ####!

 

[Sconch]

This thread is terrible today.

My link

My wife had to tell my 17 year old to stop saying that last night as we watched the Seahawks game.

I showed that to my office mates yesterday as I had to talk my boss into betting the Seahawks +3. He cracked up and said at the end "Put TWO units on this one". Is that Marshawn narrating it?

No. And I know you live in Oregon so I'll explain that not all black people sound alike.

I feel like Shuke but what are we talking about here? Isn't that link just a picture? How could a black guy narrate a picture? And why would that picture make somebody crack up? Or wager? I'm so lost.

:frostiliciousholdmydick:

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

So I'm playing "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?" on Facebook last night. You typically play against 10-12 other people. There is also a chat feature. I almost always turn the chat off since it typically consists of nothing more than "gl everybody" or "gg everybody".Last night I forgot to turn it off. One of the questions was "In the 2003 movie 'The Last Samurai' Tom Cruise plays a man that travels to which country to train their warriors?" Some woman posts in the chat: "oh man, no clue. i need to watch more movies"

Daytona, right?

 

[phishphan]

I found a wheat penny in our change collection earlier today. Profit?

Yes. 1 cent profit.

so you're saying it's worth 2 cents?

No. 1 cent. She didn't know she had it before so that was 0 cents profit. Duh

She knew she had a penny, just not a wheat penny. WALA, no profit.

 

[Sconch]

I found a wheat penny in our change collection earlier today. Profit?

Yes. 1 cent profit.

so you're saying it's worth 2 cents?

No. 1 cent. She didn't know she had it before so that was 0 cents profit. Duh

She knew she had a penny, just not a wheat penny. WALA, no profit.

Don't try to spin this with your Voodoo economics.

 

[urbanhack]

huh

 

[Keys Myaths]

So I'm playing "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?" on Facebook last night. You typically play against 10-12 other people. There is also a chat feature. I almost always turn the chat off since it typically consists of nothing more than "gl everybody" or "gg everybody".Last night I forgot to turn it off. One of the questions was "In the 2003 movie 'The Last Samurai' Tom Cruise plays a man that travels to which country to train their warriors?" Some woman posts in the chat: "oh man, no clue. i need to watch more movies"

Doesn't some ##### just always Google the answers to everything?

 

[Sconch]

So I'm playing "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?" on Facebook last night. You typically play against 10-12 other people. There is also a chat feature. I almost always turn the chat off since it typically consists of nothing more than "gl everybody" or "gg everybody".Last night I forgot to turn it off. One of the questions was "In the 2003 movie 'The Last Samurai' Tom Cruise plays a man that travels to which country to train their warriors?" Some woman posts in the chat: "oh man, no clue. i need to watch more movies"

Doesn't some ##### just always Google the answers to everything?

Not on this. I goes way too fast.

 

[Sconch]

huh

They spelled "halp" wrong.

 

[Sconch]

I don't care who you are this is funny right here

 

[Sconch]

Keyboard cat still hip?

 

[cosjobs]

Really?

What frightens me, is that this represents something good that you found post-worthy,

 

[urbanhack]

Keyboard cat still hip?

yes

 

[Sconch]

If this doesn't get to you you're a heartless dickmitten

First thing I do when I get home is hug my dogs.

 

[Sconch]

Really?

What frightens me, is that this represents something good that you found post-worthy,

I'm a giver, cos.

 

[cosjobs]

If this doesn't get to you you're a heartless dickmitten

First thing I do when I get home is hug my dogs.

Love that one

 

[cosjobs]

Keyboard cat still hip?

yes

photoshopped like Mike Crimes/mrpickles

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

If this doesn't get to you you're a heartless dickmitten

First thing I do when I get home is hug my dogs.

7.5 Hottest animal rights activist in the van.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

If this doesn't get to you you're a heartless dickmitten

First thing I do when I get home is hug my dogs.

We have a beagle mix. Damn, now I gotta stop on the way home and get some rawhide or something.

 

[Sconch]

If this doesn't get to you you're a heartless dickmitten

First thing I do when I get home is hug my dogs.

7.5 Hottest animal rights activist in the van.

 

[Sarnoff]

Keyboard cat still hip?

yes

He tried to cheat on that episode.

And while the show was on PBS, it did not air every episode in order at a certain time. They could show whatever episode they wanted at whatever time they wanted. And my episode aired, seemingly, for every single day for three consecutive years. I would casually flip through the channels… and there I was, doing The Humpty Dance again. And every single person I went to high school with saw this. I would consistently get stopped at places like the supermarket with people asking me if I was the kid from Carmen Sandiego.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Michio Hoshino, a Japanese photographer known for his wildlife photography, was mauled to death by a brown bear on the Kamchatka Peninsula in eastern Russia. This was the last photo he took

Scary

 

[YSR]

If this doesn't get to you you're a heartless dickmitten

First thing I do when I get home is hug my dogs.

Ugh. My best friend has rescued three beagles. Damn you.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

SLB> Time to return all of that edible underwear I guess.

 

[YSR]

Anyone in here have luck with a long distance marriage?I have the opportunity to apply to a job 3 hours away - the first job opportunity about which I've been excited in 2+ years. I ran it past Mr. YSR tonight, and he's excited that I'm excited, but understandably upset.Can this type of thing work? It's an easy 3 hour drive, and our work schedules would allow weekend visitations every weekend. Anyone have any experience?

Two updates:1.) Found out that the hiring manager/director of the department is a former high school classmate of mine. We played sports together and I'm pretty sure she has a good memory of me.2.) My older sister has also applied for this job. Just found this out today. She's pretty miserable in her current job, as it provides NO gratification whatsoever.So, at this point, I'm considering backing off from applying, given that I have an "in" with the hiring manager, I would be 3 hours from my husband, and getting this job may be something that my sister really needs.<-- Perplexed

 

[Keys Myaths]

Anyone in here have luck with a long distance marriage?I have the opportunity to apply to a job 3 hours away - the first job opportunity about which I've been excited in 2+ years. I ran it past Mr. YSR tonight, and he's excited that I'm excited, but understandably upset.Can this type of thing work? It's an easy 3 hour drive, and our work schedules would allow weekend visitations every weekend. Anyone have any experience?

Two updates:1.) Found out that the hiring manager/director of the department is a former high school classmate of mine. We played sports together and I'm pretty sure she has a good memory of me.2.) My older sister has also applied for this job. Just found this out today. She's pretty miserable in her current job, as it provides NO gratification whatsoever.So, at this point, I'm considering backing off from applying, given that I have an "in" with the hiring manager, I would be 3 hours from my husband, and getting this job may be something that my sister really needs.<-- Perplexed

Backing out for your husband is one thing. That's a really tough decision.Backing out for your sister is a little weirder. If for some reason it was down to you two for the job, I could definitely see that. There's got to be a ton of people applying for a job like that. What makes you think they'll hire her if you back out? Are you more qualified than her? If so, there's bound to be someone else in the running more qualified, and it's going to suck doubly when neither of you get it.

 

[YSR]

Anyone in here have luck with a long distance marriage?I have the opportunity to apply to a job 3 hours away - the first job opportunity about which I've been excited in 2+ years. I ran it past Mr. YSR tonight, and he's excited that I'm excited, but understandably upset.Can this type of thing work? It's an easy 3 hour drive, and our work schedules would allow weekend visitations every weekend. Anyone have any experience?

Two updates:1.) Found out that the hiring manager/director of the department is a former high school classmate of mine. We played sports together and I'm pretty sure she has a good memory of me.2.) My older sister has also applied for this job. Just found this out today. She's pretty miserable in her current job, as it provides NO gratification whatsoever.So, at this point, I'm considering backing off from applying, given that I have an "in" with the hiring manager, I would be 3 hours from my husband, and getting this job may be something that my sister really needs.<-- Perplexed

Backing out for your husband is one thing. That's a really tough decision.Backing out for your sister is a little weirder. If for some reason it was down to you two for the job, I could definitely see that. There's got to be a ton of people applying for a job like that. What makes you think they'll hire her if you back out? Are you more qualified than her? If so, there's bound to be someone else in the running more qualified, and it's going to suck doubly when neither of you get it.

I'm more qualified for the position, but she's miserable in her job. At this point in time, it would be ideal if I had a job (I do not currently, so, financially speaking) but it's not a must-have. The job is with our high school, which is a private school (not look-at-me, just to say that hiring is direct and not through school district). I called her earlier to talk about it and I think we are both okay with the sister aspect. I just need to clear up the husband aspect and all will be well. I just have a weird gut thing making it hard for me to apply for a job like this (i.e. away from him4-5 days/week).

 

[YSR]

Some of y'all haven't been into Parmcat's dying dog thread, but it's heartwrenching.

Just so you're all aware, I will expect the same when my cats start going downhill (~2017ish).

 

[guru_007]

someone post something about a woman needing some gratification?

 

[YSR]

someone post something about a woman needing some gratification?

Yes, but it was in regards to my sister, who is a 39-year-old virgin and likely has not even kissed her current boyfriend.

 

[ODoyleRules]

Keyboard cat still hip?

not sure what to make of this. but I like it.

 

[Keys Myaths]

Some of y'all haven't been into Parmcat's dying dog thread, but it's heartwrenching.Just so you're all aware, I will expect the same when my cats start going downhill (~2017ish).

I can't even look at those threads. I feel bad for Parmcat - having met him and knowing how good of a guy he is, but that would wreck me just reading about it.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

someone post something about a woman needing some gratification?

Yes, but it was in regards to my sister, who is a 39-year-old virgin and likely has not even kissed her current boyfriend.

If she was 19 I could help you out...

 

[Keys Myaths]

someone post something about a woman needing some gratification?

Yes, but it was in regards to my sister, who is a 39-year-old virgin and likely has not even kissed her current boyfriend.

Wait, what?

 

[guru_007]

lol

I love this thread sometimes, well most of the times.

 

[phishphan]

Some of y'all haven't been into Parmcat's dying dog thread, but it's heartwrenching.Just so you're all aware, I will expect the same when my cats start going downhill (~2017ish).

I can't even look at those threads. I feel bad for Parmcat - having met him and knowing how good of a guy he is, but that would wreck me just reading about it.

Stay away from it. i just read it after avoiding it since he started it. wish I hadn't. THANKS YSR

 

[YSR]

someone post something about a woman needing some gratification?

Yes, but it was in regards to my sister, who is a 39-year-old virgin and likely has not even kissed her current boyfriend.

Wait, what?

 

[urbanhack]

I haven't had a drink all week.

I'm ready.

 

[Keys Myaths]

someone post something about a woman needing some gratification?

Yes, but it was in regards to my sister, who is a 39-year-old virgin and likely has not even kissed her current boyfriend.

Wait, what?

I'm actually referring to the boyfriend. He's OK with this? Seems like good friends - how is it distinguished that it's a relationship?

 

[ForteWillLeadTheWay]

Hi guys...you guys playing cards?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I was going to post "why was my post deleted" but oh yeah.

Anyway, Hack, beers at the office Tuesday night.

YSR, how come you and the other Girls of the GMTAN aren't doing the shtick exchange.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

YSR, how come you and the other Girls of the GMTAN aren't doing the shtick exchange.

We're also missing our OP. GM not in the GMTAN secret santa? For shame

 

[Bogart]

Had my appointment with the surgeon yesterday. Was a very positive experience. Nothing like a grown man feeling around on your junk for a few minutes. The bad news is I don't have one hernia, I have two hernias.

The good news is that on Dec 21st, I can go in an get a four-for-one surgery done. I get both hernias fixed, a hydrocele removed, and a vasectomy. All before the end of the year.



Dr: (sitting on stool in front of me, getting to third base) OK, now turn your head and cough. Yep, you have a good sized hernia there, and another on the other side.

Bogart: Easy fix?

Dr: Yep, no problem at all.

Bogart: So, any chance I could get a vasectomy while you are in there?

Dr: (looking up) You want one?

Bogart: Yes.

Dr : You got kids?

Bogart: Yes. A boy and a girl.

Dr: Don't want anymore?

Bogart: Nope.

Dr: Yep. We can do it no problem. We will make it a one stop shop for you.

Bogart:

to my boys. It's been a good ride.

 

[YSR]

I'm literally shcitckyless.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Had my appointment with the surgeon yesterday. Was a very positive experience. Nothing like a grown man feeling around on your junk for a few minutes. The bad news is I don't have one hernia, I have two hernias.

The good news is that on Dec 21st, I can go in an get a four-for-one surgery done. I get both hernias fixed, a hydrocele removed, and a vasectomy. All before the end of the year.



Dr: (sitting on stool in front of me, getting to third base) OK, now turn your head and cough. Yep, you have a good sized hernia there, and another on the other side.

Bogart: Easy fix?

Dr: Yep, no problem at all.

Bogart: So, any chance I could get a vasectomy while you are in there?

Dr: (looking up) You want one?

Bogart: Yes.

Dr : You got kids?

Bogart: Yes. A boy and a girl.

Dr: Don't want anymore?

Bogart: Nope.

Dr: Yep. We can do it no problem. We will make it a one stop shop for you.

Bogart:

to my boys. It's been a good ride.

JHC on a popsicle stick. Why not go for a root canal and a barium enema while you're at it?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Had my appointment with the surgeon yesterday. Was a very positive experience. Nothing like a grown man feeling around on your junk for a few minutes. The bad news is I don't have one hernia, I have two hernias.

The good news is that on Dec 21st, I can go in an get a four-for-one surgery done. I get both hernias fixed, a hydrocele removed, and a vasectomy. All before the end of the year.



Dr: (sitting on stool in front of me, getting to third base) OK, now turn your head and cough. Yep, you have a good sized hernia there, and another on the other side.

Bogart: Easy fix?

Dr: Yep, no problem at all.

Bogart: So, any chance I could get a vasectomy while you are in there?

Dr: (looking up) You want one?

Bogart: Yes.

Dr : You got kids?

Bogart: Yes. A boy and a girl.

Dr: Don't want anymore?

Bogart: Nope.

Dr: Yep. We can do it no problem. We will make it a one stop shop for you.

Bogart:

to my boys. It's been a good ride.

Man, tell me about it. /wetdream

Dr: Don't want anymore?

Bogart: Nope.

Oh, that's what that means Doc? I was planning on wearing a tuxedo because if I was going to be im-potent, I wanted to look im-potent.GLGB I hope you don't get a butcher like I did.

I'm literally shcitckyless.

Oh bull####

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I'm literally shcitckyless.

Hint: Your in-laws have a house full of shtick gifts just waiting for you to pillage.

 

[Oh Yes!]

If I get my twin nieces a couple rocking chairs, should I put them together before giving them?

 

[cosjobs]

If I get my twin nieces a couple rocking chairs, should I put them together before giving them?

By "put them together" do you mean assemble them or conjoin them?

 

[urbanhack]