GM's thread about nothing (35 Viewers)

[Drifter]

I just tried to make Hoart's thread more interesting with a True story

Continue...please.

Do we need to rename her Kneedles?

 

[Frostillicus]

Sorry, SK. I can't imagine.

 

[Bogart]

Is there a way to get MoP out of the Baseball Forum? I don't even know how to respond to this insanely idiotic posting:

Jose Reyes 6yr/$106M...seems like a lot of money

too much for what he is worth on the field.....BUT Marlins wanting to make a big splash with Miami residents and visitiors and they NEEDED to add some marquis players so maybe he sells enough tickets to be worth the contract

I never heard of him so he isn't getting me thru the gate. Seems like he was a .280 hitter and has little power in his game, then he hit .337 on a contract year and cashed in. Seems like a sucker that Miami bought.

 

[Frostillicus]

Is there a way to get MoP out of the Baseball Forum? I don't even know how to respond to this insanely idiotic posting:

Jose Reyes 6yr/$106M...seems like a lot of money

too much for what he is worth on the field.....BUT Marlins wanting to make a big splash with Miami residents and visitiors and they NEEDED to add some marquis players so maybe he sells enough tickets to be worth the contract

I never heard of him so he isn't getting me thru the gate. Seems like he was a .280 hitter and has little power in his game, then he hit .337 on a contract year and cashed in. Seems like a sucker that Miami bought.

I had always assumed we'd already seen the dumbest thing he'd ever post. Wrong again. He's like a bottomless pit.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Is there a way to get MoP out of the Baseball Forum? I don't even know how to respond to this insanely idiotic posting:

Jose Reyes 6yr/$106M...seems like a lot of money

too much for what he is worth on the field.....BUT Marlins wanting to make a big splash with Miami residents and visitiors and they NEEDED to add some marquis players so maybe he sells enough tickets to be worth the contract

I never heard of him so he isn't getting me thru the gate. Seems like he was a .280 hitter and has little power in his game, then he hit .337 on a contract year and cashed in. Seems like a sucker that Miami bought.

Does he do anything useful in any forum? That baseball forum is the worst by the way. Virtually unreadable.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Is it bad that I finished shopping for my GMTAN secret santa before I'm finished shopping for my wife?

 

[Limp Ditka]

Is there a way to get MoP out of the Baseball Forum? I don't even know how to respond to this insanely idiotic posting:

Jose Reyes 6yr/$106M...seems like a lot of money

too much for what he is worth on the field.....BUT Marlins wanting to make a big splash with Miami residents and visitiors and they NEEDED to add some marquis players so maybe he sells enough tickets to be worth the contract

I never heard of him so he isn't getting me thru the gate. Seems like he was a .280 hitter and has little power in his game, then he hit .337 on a contract year and cashed in. Seems like a sucker that Miami bought.

I had always assumed we'd already seen the dumbest thing he'd ever post. Wrong again. He's like a bottomless pit.

My link

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Aaron, GND November was deleted?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I've got a friend on FB that comes up with some pretty good status updates every couple of days. I'm 90% sure they are original.Today's: "If you know someone who gets stung by a jellyfish, you have a very small window of time wherein it's acceptable to offer to pee on them. For example, six months later is right out."

And a for using "right out".

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I am so thoroughly impressed with BGP's ability to surprise me with his insanity. The guy is just talented.

 

[Bogart]

My Movember group reached our goal of raising over $1000 so we have to keep our mustaches until Christmas.

I'm hiding my within a beard and will just shave down to the mustache for the Christmas pictures when the time comes.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Aaron, GND November was deleted?

appears so

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Upon seeing Jimmy Graham during his post-game interview:

"Oh, he must be a half negroid."

My father-in-law, ladies and gentlemen.

 

[Bogart]

Upon seeing Jimmy Graham during his post-game interview:"Oh, he must be a half negroid."My father-in-law, ladies and gentlemen.

Does that make him a quarter android robot?

 

[shuke]

Is there a way to get MoP out of the Baseball Forum? I don't even know how to respond to this insanely idiotic posting:

Jose Reyes 6yr/$106M...seems like a lot of money

too much for what he is worth on the field.....BUT Marlins wanting to make a big splash with Miami residents and visitiors and they NEEDED to add some marquis players so maybe he sells enough tickets to be worth the contract

I never heard of him so he isn't getting me thru the gate. Seems like he was a .280 hitter and has little power in his game, then he hit .337 on a contract year and cashed in. Seems like a sucker that Miami bought.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Upon seeing Jimmy Graham during his post-game interview:"Oh, he must be a half negroid."My father-in-law, ladies and gentlemen.

Does that make him a quarter android robot?

 

[shuke]

Aaron, GND November was deleted?

Give me a break. Repost it.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Upon seeing Jimmy Graham during his post-game interview:"Oh, he must be a half negroid."My father-in-law, ladies and gentlemen.

Well it could have been worse.

 

[GroveDiesel]

Upon seeing Jimmy Graham during his post-game interview:"Oh, he must be a half negroid."My father-in-law, ladies and gentlemen.

Well it could have been worse.

Like full negroid? That's just racist dude.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Upon seeing Jimmy Graham during his post-game interview:

"Oh, he must be a half negroid."

My father-in-law, ladies and gentlemen.

Well it could have been worse.

Like full negroid? That's just racist dude.

My link

 

[General Malaise]

Hi. Don't really have the time to catch up on last 20 pages. Recap?

Secret Santa sometimes not so secret.Frosty's wife hot from the back and presumably from the front as well.Lots of links, for people with a lot of time to look at links.Still no full story on why a hot 22-year-old is with Gadzooks.Matt Forte = deadcosbjos doesn't like Hannity. Or Colmes. Or both. Don't remember. But he does serve a mean lime jelln a perfectly serious note, a tragedy affecting SofaKings, who lost a friend in a plane crash. :(

Thanks for the recap.SK, sorry for your loss. That is tragic. :(

 

[cosjobs]

Am I the only one that loves that song in that new ipad commercia? Take me to your best fried's house...blah blah blah.

I hate myself for thinking it's catchy.

Not as much as I hate myself when I catch myself sing na-na-na-napa knowhow

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Aaron, GND November was deleted?

Give me a break. Repost it.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Am I the only one that loves that song in that new ipad commercia? Take me to your best fried's house...blah blah blah.

I hate that song. The only thing worse is that "bus" song for NFL play 60 or whatever. Terrible.

 

[General Malaise]

Went up to Seattle on Friday with wife and wife's brother, who is in town visiting. We stayed with a buddy of mine from college. His wife is a nice gal, but she's pretty anti-pot and gets mad at my buddy any time he smokes it with me. So I try to avoid bringing up the topic and usually don't mess with it when I'm staying with them.

Saturday night, he invited a few of his friends over for a Poker Party. Before his friends arrived and after we had had a few beers watching LSU vs. Georgia (his wife is an LSU grad) I offered my buddy a magical brownie. I was hoping he would enjoy it, but secretly, I was hoping it would throw him off his poker game a bit. He's a good player and we usually square off at the end of our poker games with him coming out on top. I figured it would be prudent to give myself a competitive edge ahead of the big game.

What I didn't think would happen is that he'd eat the brownie and turn into a Terry Shivo. He started making guacamole at 5pm. It's a process that usually takes him 15 minutes. It took him nearly 45 minutes. Finally, he went upstairs, curled into the fetal position and zonked out, but not before telling his wife what happened. So needless to say, she was pissed at him and furious with me.

His friends started showing up at 7pm and it was beyond awkward trying to explain to them why my buddy was asleep and why his wife wasn't talking to me. I felt responsible for the awkwardness, so tried to lighten the mood with some happy funny GM antics, but I fell flatter than The Situation roasting Donald Trump. I think at one point, my wife told me to stop talking.

We eventually played poker after dinner and my buddy made an appearance at 10:45pm. He told them what happened and they all laughed about it. Well, not his wife...but his buddies certainly enjoyed the story.

Anyhow, I probably won't be going up to Seattle for a while.

 

[General Malaise]

Am I the only one that loves that song in that new ipad commercia? Take me to your best fried's house...blah blah blah.

I hate myself for thinking it's catchy.

Not as much as I hate myself when I catch myself sing na-na-na-napa knowhow

I actually find myself giggling at this guy from time to time. I need help.

 

[JaxBill]

Because of my son's SAT on Saturday, I had to drive him to his Boy Scout campout (and camp overnight) 2+ hours away in middle of nowhere Georgia. I got to drive thru Folkston GA which is the "Gateway to the Okeefenokee" so it's got that going for it.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Went up to Seattle on Friday with wife and wife's brother, who is in town visiting. We stayed with a buddy of mine from college. His wife is a nice gal, but she's pretty anti-pot and gets mad at my buddy any time he smokes it with me. So I try to avoid bringing up the topic and usually don't mess with it when I'm staying with them.Saturday night, he invited a few of his friends over for a Poker Party. Before his friends arrived and after we had had a few beers watching LSU vs. Georgia (his wife is an LSU grad) I offered my buddy a magical brownie. I was hoping he would enjoy it, but secretly, I was hoping it would throw him off his poker game a bit. He's a good player and we usually square off at the end of our poker games with him coming out on top. I figured it would be prudent to give myself a competitive edge ahead of the big game.What I didn't think would happen is that he'd eat the brownie and turn into a Terry Shivo. He started making guacamole at 5pm. It's a process that usually takes him 15 minutes. It took him nearly 45 minutes. Finally, he went upstairs, curled into the fetal position and zonked out, but not before telling his wife what happened. So needless to say, she was pissed at him and furious with me. His friends started showing up at 7pm and it was beyond awkward trying to explain to them why my buddy was asleep and why his wife wasn't talking to me. I felt responsible for the awkwardness, so tried to lighten the mood with some happy funny GM antics, but I fell flatter than The Situation roasting Donald Trump. I think at one point, my wife told me to stop talking. We eventually played poker after dinner and my buddy made an appearance at 10:45pm. He told them what happened and they all laughed about it. Well, not his wife...but his buddies certainly enjoyed the story. Anyhow, I probably won't be going up to Seattle for a while.

Did you burn down his stairs too?

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Because of my son's SAT on Saturday, I had to drive him to his Boy Scout campout (and camp overnight) 2+ hours away in middle of nowhere Georgia.

Wait, what? They're giving the SATs at a Boy Scout camp?

 

[General Malaise]

Went up to Seattle on Friday with wife and wife's brother, who is in town visiting. We stayed with a buddy of mine from college. His wife is a nice gal, but she's pretty anti-pot and gets mad at my buddy any time he smokes it with me. So I try to avoid bringing up the topic and usually don't mess with it when I'm staying with them.Saturday night, he invited a few of his friends over for a Poker Party. Before his friends arrived and after we had had a few beers watching LSU vs. Georgia (his wife is an LSU grad) I offered my buddy a magical brownie. I was hoping he would enjoy it, but secretly, I was hoping it would throw him off his poker game a bit. He's a good player and we usually square off at the end of our poker games with him coming out on top. I figured it would be prudent to give myself a competitive edge ahead of the big game.What I didn't think would happen is that he'd eat the brownie and turn into a Terry Shivo. He started making guacamole at 5pm. It's a process that usually takes him 15 minutes. It took him nearly 45 minutes. Finally, he went upstairs, curled into the fetal position and zonked out, but not before telling his wife what happened. So needless to say, she was pissed at him and furious with me. His friends started showing up at 7pm and it was beyond awkward trying to explain to them why my buddy was asleep and why his wife wasn't talking to me. I felt responsible for the awkwardness, so tried to lighten the mood with some happy funny GM antics, but I fell flatter than The Situation roasting Donald Trump. I think at one point, my wife told me to stop talking. We eventually played poker after dinner and my buddy made an appearance at 10:45pm. He told them what happened and they all laughed about it. Well, not his wife...but his buddies certainly enjoyed the story. Anyhow, I probably won't be going up to Seattle for a while.

Did you burn down his stairs too?

No, but back in August I stayed there and left the downstairs window open. His wife is terrified of burglars and bad guys so when she came home and saw the open window, she freaked the freak out. I imagine she views me a lot like Susan viewed Kramer.

 

[guru_007]

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Went up to Seattle on Friday with wife and wife's brother, who is in town visiting. We stayed with a buddy of mine from college. His wife is a nice gal, but she's pretty anti-pot and gets mad at my buddy any time he smokes it with me. So I try to avoid bringing up the topic and usually don't mess with it when I'm staying with them.Saturday night, he invited a few of his friends over for a Poker Party. Before his friends arrived and after we had had a few beers watching LSU vs. Georgia (his wife is an LSU grad) I offered my buddy a magical brownie. I was hoping he would enjoy it, but secretly, I was hoping it would throw him off his poker game a bit. He's a good player and we usually square off at the end of our poker games with him coming out on top. I figured it would be prudent to give myself a competitive edge ahead of the big game.What I didn't think would happen is that he'd eat the brownie and turn into a Terry Shivo. He started making guacamole at 5pm. It's a process that usually takes him 15 minutes. It took him nearly 45 minutes. Finally, he went upstairs, curled into the fetal position and zonked out, but not before telling his wife what happened. So needless to say, she was pissed at him and furious with me. His friends started showing up at 7pm and it was beyond awkward trying to explain to them why my buddy was asleep and why his wife wasn't talking to me. I felt responsible for the awkwardness, so tried to lighten the mood with some happy funny GM antics, but I fell flatter than The Situation roasting Donald Trump. I think at one point, my wife told me to stop talking. We eventually played poker after dinner and my buddy made an appearance at 10:45pm. He told them what happened and they all laughed about it. Well, not his wife...but his buddies certainly enjoyed the story. Anyhow, I probably won't be going up to Seattle for a while.

Did you burn down his stairs too?

No, but back in August I stayed there and left the downstairs window open. His wife is terrified of burglars and bad guys so when she came home and saw the open window, she freaked the freak out. I imagine she views me a lot like Susan viewed Kramer.

 

[JaxBill]

Because of my son's SAT on Saturday, I had to drive him to his Boy Scout campout (and camp overnight) 2+ hours away in middle of nowhere Georgia.

Wait, what? They're giving the SATs at a Boy Scout camp?

No. He signed up for the camping trip and usually the whole troop leaves Friday night. Just drop him off and pick him up when he gets back on Sunday lunch-time. But he was taking the SAT Saturday morning so I picked him up from the SAT and joined the campout, which was already in progress. I spent the night as well and drove back Sunday.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Aaron, GND November was deleted?

Give me a break. Repost it.

What is a GND November?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

GMfriend's wife sounds like a real peach.

 

[Drifter]

Went up to Seattle on Friday with wife and wife's brother, who is in town visiting. We stayed with a buddy of mine from college. His wife is a nice gal, but she's pretty anti-pot and gets mad at my buddy any time he smokes it with me. So I try to avoid bringing up the topic and usually don't mess with it when I'm staying with them.Saturday night, he invited a few of his friends over for a Poker Party. Before his friends arrived and after we had had a few beers watching LSU vs. Georgia (his wife is an LSU grad) I offered my buddy a magical brownie. I was hoping he would enjoy it, but secretly, I was hoping it would throw him off his poker game a bit. He's a good player and we usually square off at the end of our poker games with him coming out on top. I figured it would be prudent to give myself a competitive edge ahead of the big game.What I didn't think would happen is that he'd eat the brownie and turn into a Terry Shivo. He started making guacamole at 5pm. It's a process that usually takes him 15 minutes. It took him nearly 45 minutes. Finally, he went upstairs, curled into the fetal position and zonked out, but not before telling his wife what happened. So needless to say, she was pissed at him and furious with me. His friends started showing up at 7pm and it was beyond awkward trying to explain to them why my buddy was asleep and why his wife wasn't talking to me. I felt responsible for the awkwardness, so tried to lighten the mood with some happy funny GM antics, but I fell flatter than The Situation roasting Donald Trump. I think at one point, my wife told me to stop talking. We eventually played poker after dinner and my buddy made an appearance at 10:45pm. He told them what happened and they all laughed about it. Well, not his wife...but his buddies certainly enjoyed the story. Anyhow, I probably won't be going up to Seattle for a while.

Some people don't do the ingestibles well. Even for those that do, they can hit hard.Next time you see her make a joke about having a bit of heroin for him to try.

 

[Fightin Donkey]

I don't care who you are this is funny right here

Some of y'all haven't been into Parmcat's dying dog thread, but it's heartwrenching.

Just so you're all aware, I will expect the same when my cats start going downhill (~2017ish).

I can't even look at those threads. I feel bad for Parmcat - having met him and knowing how good of a guy he is, but that would wreck me just reading about it.

Stay away from it. i just read it after avoiding it since he started it. wish I hadn't. THANKS YSR

Yea, no way I'm going in there.

Hi guys...you guys playing cards?

 

[urbanhack]

Went up to Seattle on Friday with wife and wife's brother, who is in town visiting. We stayed with a buddy of mine from college. His wife is a nice gal, but she's pretty anti-pot and gets mad at my buddy any time he smokes it with me. So I try to avoid bringing up the topic and usually don't mess with it when I'm staying with them.Saturday night, he invited a few of his friends over for a Poker Party. Before his friends arrived and after we had had a few beers watching LSU vs. Georgia (his wife is an LSU grad) I offered my buddy a magical brownie. I was hoping he would enjoy it, but secretly, I was hoping it would throw him off his poker game a bit. He's a good player and we usually square off at the end of our poker games with him coming out on top. I figured it would be prudent to give myself a competitive edge ahead of the big game.What I didn't think would happen is that he'd eat the brownie and turn into a Terry Shivo. He started making guacamole at 5pm. It's a process that usually takes him 15 minutes. It took him nearly 45 minutes. Finally, he went upstairs, curled into the fetal position and zonked out, but not before telling his wife what happened. So needless to say, she was pissed at him and furious with me. His friends started showing up at 7pm and it was beyond awkward trying to explain to them why my buddy was asleep and why his wife wasn't talking to me. I felt responsible for the awkwardness, so tried to lighten the mood with some happy funny GM antics, but I fell flatter than The Situation roasting Donald Trump. I think at one point, my wife told me to stop talking. We eventually played poker after dinner and my buddy made an appearance at 10:45pm. He told them what happened and they all laughed about it. Well, not his wife...but his buddies certainly enjoyed the story. Anyhow, I probably won't be going up to Seattle for a while.

what the hell

 

[urbanhack]

Aaron, GND November was deleted?

Give me a break. Repost it.

What is a GND November?

 

[JaxBill]

GND = Girl Next Door

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Am I the only one that loves that song in that new ipad commercia? Take me to your best fried's house...blah blah blah.

I hate that song. The only thing worse is that "bus" song for NFL play 60 or whatever. Terrible.

I usually end up tapping my toes and/or nodding my head during that commercial and I don't know why

 

[Wrighteous Ray]

I really can't criticize anybody for passing out from eating a pot brownie when his buddies are over.

 

[General Malaise]

I really can't criticize anybody for passing out from eating a pot brownie when his buddies are over.

Yeah, I'm not sure I should be very critical considering how foggy I was a few weeks ago. I just didn't think it would render my buddy a vegetable. I even gave him half of one.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Am I the only one that loves that song in that new ipad commercia? Take me to your best fried's house...blah blah blah.

I hate that song. The only thing worse is that "bus" song for NFL play 60 or whatever. Terrible.

I usually end up tapping my toes and/or nodding my head during that commercial and I don't know why

Because it's an amazingly awesome song.

 

[cosjobs]

I really can't criticize anybody for passing out from eating a pot brownie when his buddies are over.

Yeah, I'm not sure I should be very critical considering how foggy I was a few weeks ago. I just didn't think it would render my buddy a vegetable. I even gave him half of one.

Couple years back I put some big skunk buds in a bottle of 50 year old Benedictine Liquer.I still have over half the bottle left and whenever I want to sleep for 18 hours straight, I drink a shot.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

I'm trying to see if I can get anyone to believe (in the Boardwalk Empire thread) that I think it's OK for one TV character to have relations with his mother.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I AM DOMINATING SECRET SANTA, YOU GUYS

 

[urbanhack]

i'm in love wiht this chick

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

i'm in love wiht this chick

Looks like she might have a case of the flat-###, Bob.

 

[urbanhack]

i'm in love wiht this chick

Looks like she might have a case of the flat-###, Bob.

I'm okay with that, Chuck.