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Well...what was your answer?The joys of teaching 8th graders...Girl student: I like the way you teach.Me: Wow, thank you. It helps to have great students like you, Britney.2 minutes later...totally out of the blue.Boy student: Mr. Lllama? Me: Yes?Boy student: What's the biggest mosh pit you've ever been in?Me:
I was laughing too hard to answer at first then I told him "I've been in so many it's hard to remember." Then I threw in, for my entertainment only, "have good mosh-pitting!"Well...what was your answer?
Especially in that one movie where she locks herself in the bathroom and starts masturbating uncontrollably.
Address?I'm not giving you her number.Ohhh, I'm a looking at you, alright. How you doin?I think somebody here has some splaining to do...
'Mr. Pickles said:Wait, YSR dated Parker Posey?'YSR said:Hung out with/dated Parker Posey back in 2001. Totally cool, crazy-in-a-fun-but-slightly-scary way in real life - mirrors her characters in some ways. But all in all, an awesome girl.
I agree with our lone Bills fan.
you'll be backI agree with our lone Bills fan.
oh...i get it.
something" Japan...I totally didn't know what today is until somebody told me this morning.
:tapsfoot:
Epic schtick potential here. Would be awesome if one day there was a "So I attended Mr. Pickles class today" threadMy best friends daughter is seriously considering your school, and going into chemical eng.I will make her aware of this so she starts off on the right foot.I subscribe to the rigorous German hierarchical model in which students address me as Herr Professor Doctor. I believe this is the purest form of respect and an absolute must in our era of entitlement run amok.'dharmapunk said:Pickles> hey. Do you insist that your students call you Dr. ----?
So do you refer to them as My Glorious Mr. and Ms. Mealtickets?I subscribe to the rigorous German hierarchical model in which students address me as Herr Professor Doctor. I believe this is the purest form of respect and an absolute must in our era of entitlement run amok.'dharmapunk said:Pickles> hey. Do you insist that your students call you Dr. ----?
Good
Epic schtick potential here. Would be awesome if one day there was a "So I attended Mr. Pickles class today" threadMy best friends daughter is seriously considering your school, and going into chemical eng.I will make her aware of this so she starts off on the right foot.I subscribe to the rigorous German hierarchical model in which students address me as Herr Professor Doctor. I believe this is the purest form of respect and an absolute must in our era of entitlement run amok.'dharmapunk said:Pickles> hey. Do you insist that your students call you Dr. ----?
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No.
Clearly she doesn't frequent :e:.OK, this is 100% true and it just happened. Swear to gosh.Girl walks into my classroom at the start of 4th period. She says "Mr. Lllama, guess what my shirt says?" Now she's wearing a zip-up hoody over a t-shirt but it's unzipped enough that I can tell it says "I
I believe the movie is Personal Velocity.I did a cursory look for the clip, but couldn't find anything.
no clue if he was just some dude or a whack job perv.
I was laughing too hard to answer at first then I told him "I've been in so many it's hard to remember." Then I threw in, for my entertainment only, "have good mosh-pitting!"Well...what was your answer?
Congrats!Back to Four Seasons for sexy time?
This had the potential to explode in your face, but I still think you did the right thing.So this morning, when I drop my daughter off at school, I notice this odd man crossing the street outside the school. He was putting a black tank top on over his über furry bare chest as he crossed the street. he's wearing black jeans, old ratty tennis shoes and fingerless, black, workout gloves. He's got longish flowing feathered hair. It's 40 degrees out. As he strolls across the street, I notice he has a sweet late 80's ram 150 rape wagon with the camper shell on top. Wtf?I decide to check him out. Flip a uturn and park behind him, 30 feet or so. He s on his phone, in the drivers seat for a few minutes then gets out of the car and continues his conversation while over looking the school. Pacing back and forth, leaning up against the street side of the vanDude is weird. Something just isnt adding up. I watched him for 15-20 minutes. My weirdo meter never budged from whack job. So I decide to let the school know about him. The principal, took me seriously and called it in.
A day that will live in FFA infamy.OK, this is 100% true and it just happened. Swear to gosh.Girl walks into my classroom at the start of 4th period. She says "Mr. Lllama, guess what my shirt says?" Now she's wearing a zip-up hoody over a t-shirt but it's unzipped enough that I can tell it says "I
God I hope not.Clearly she doesn't frequent :e:.OK, this is 100% true and it just happened. Swear to gosh.Girl walks into my classroom at the start of 4th period. She says "Mr. Lllama, guess what my shirt says?" Now she's wearing a zip-up hoody over a t-shirt but it's unzipped enough that I can tell it says "I
One of the things that kept him firmly in the whack job area, he never once looked in my direction. At first I was sitting in an idling car, with the head lights on, then I turned the car off and just sat there eye balling the guy.. Nothing, not one glance in my direction. And I am no more than 30 feet from him. Weird.This had the potential to explode in your face, but I still think you did the right thing.So this morning, when I drop my daughter off at school, I notice this odd man crossing the street outside the school. He was putting a black tank top on over his über furry bare chest as he crossed the street. he's wearing black jeans, old ratty tennis shoes and fingerless, black, workout gloves. He's got longish flowing feathered hair. It's 40 degrees out. As he strolls across the street, I notice he has a sweet late 80's ram 150 rape wagon with the camper shell on top. Wtf?I decide to check him out. Flip a uturn and park behind him, 30 feet or so. He s on his phone, in the drivers seat for a few minutes then gets out of the car and continues his conversation while over looking the school. Pacing back and forth, leaning up against the street side of the vanDude is weird. Something just isnt adding up. I watched him for 15-20 minutes. My weirdo meter never budged from whack job. So I decide to let the school know about him. The principal, took me seriously and called it in.
Would you describe the hair as perhaps "magical outer space hair"?
Yeah, I eat that stuff up.I like to download their podcasts for long drives. I thought you'd enjoy the cat thing.
Yeah, well you know what else is super old: YOU!!!!
Very appropriate.
Come on, dude....she's, like, Tanner's age. Let's get the goods.Activate your crock potHave we received pics of the hot young 22 year old co-worker that Zooks is porking yet? I'm still living in a medicine fog and can't remember very much.
I will cut all of you like a prison snitch.Come on, dude....she's, like, Tanner's age. Let's get the goods.Activate your crock potHave we received pics of the hot young 22 year old co-worker that Zooks is porking yet? I'm still living in a medicine fog and can't remember very much.
dumb ##### even got it wrong on the second try. Abe was the 19th pres, not the 13th.
