he dropped an n-bomb in here last week that made me wonder wtf he was thinking.
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General Malaise
Footballguy
I took matters into my own hands here and did a little facebook stalking. If she is who I think she is, holy whoa!Have we received pics of the hot young 22 year old co-worker that Zooks is porking yet? I'm still living in a medicine fog and can't remember very much.
I would tell all sorts of lies to just get a waft of one of her farts. Go ZOOKS!
proninja
Footballguy
dharmapunk
Footballguy
I'm the anti-Pickles. My notebook is all crayon scribbles and crude figures drawn when I'm drunk. I don't know when I found the FFA. Mid-aughts? But I just lurked for years, paying more attention to topics rather than names. The only real event I recall is the Shuke-GM eat off. Oh and when K4 paid $100 for a couple hungover guys to eat McDonalds until they puked. Who was that again? My notebook says blue penis.
dharmapunk
Footballguy
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
lol
dharmapunk
Footballguy
I edited it out. Even though I think it's perfectly acceptable, it is Joe's kingdom and like many insecure white people, I doubt he feels comfortable with the difference between the -a and the -er.
General Malaise
Footballguy
We keep them home if they puke or have fevers, but we've also been very very lucky with health. Course, we probably eat more garlic than most families, so we got that going for us...which is nice. Also hope the garlic helps ward off teenage girls when they are older...well, for the younger one, at least.I actually have a love/hate relationship with perfect attendance. Kids that don't miss any school because their parents don't yank them out at the drop of a hat or because they don't ever get sick/fake it are great.But I've had kids show up to school sounding like Doc Holiday because they didn't want to miss out on their Perfect Attendance award. I once was sick for the first week of Xmas break one year because this girl insisted on showing up for school with Captain Trips or something.My boys received their report cards on Monday and while I was pleased with many things on there (and displeased with a few - seems both have inherited my lousy handwriting skills) I was incredibly proud of both of them for going 52/52 on attendance.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Yeah that was back when you and all the other mushmouths kept saying Dwaaawn instead of "don".
what happened to bostonfred? LABS update?
General Malaise
Footballguy
So you think if I just casually strolled down a street in Harlem and used this word over and over at the top of my voice, I'd get nothing but smiles and head nods???
I dunno man...I'm so afraid of this word that I got really nervous playing the Marshawn Lynch youtube clip to myself with headphones on. Woogie Lee
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
Mild speculation is that fatherhood has taken up more of his free time, though he says his laptop caught some sort of virus and now he's afraid of the entire internent. That said, he still plays online dungeons and dragons with fatguy and bobby sac.
dharmapunk
Footballguy
Like all language, it depends on context. So no, an albino walking down the streets in Harlem arbitrarily shouting this word, even with the positive inflection, would not be cool. Though you'd probably come off as so effing crazy you might be asked for a photo op.So you think if I just casually strolled down a street in Harlem and used this word over and over at the top of my voice, I'd get nothing but smiles and head nods???
Gadzooks
Footballguy
She told me that she has me listed as "Mike Wazowski" in her contacts in her phone because "Monsters INC" is one of her favorite movies and for some reason I remind her of him. I told her that I have her listed as "Midlife Crisis" in my contacts.I took matters into my own hands here and did a little facebook stalking. If she is who I think she is, holy whoa!Have we received pics of the hot young 22 year old co-worker that Zooks is porking yet? I'm still living in a medicine fog and can't remember very much.
dharmapunk
Footballguy
She told me that she has me listed as "Mike Wazowski" in her contacts in her phone because "Monsters INC" is one of her favorite movies and for some reason I remind her of him. I told her that I have her listed as "Midlife Crisis" in my contacts.I took matters into my own hands here and did a little facebook stalking. If she is who I think she is, holy whoa!Have we received pics of the hot young 22 year old co-worker that Zooks is porking yet? I'm still living in a medicine fog and can't remember very much.
General Malaise
Footballguy
She told me that she has me listed as "Mike Wazowski" in her contacts in her phone because "Monsters INC" is one of her favorite movies and for some reason I remind her of him. I told her that I have her listed as "Midlife Crisis" in my contacts.I took matters into my own hands here and did a little facebook stalking. If she is who I think she is, holy whoa!Have we received pics of the hot young 22 year old co-worker that Zooks is porking yet? I'm still living in a medicine fog and can't remember very much.
Woogie Lee
Footballguy
She told me that she has me listed as "Mike Wazowski" in her contacts in her phone because "Monsters INC" is one of her favorite movies and for some reason I remind her of him. I told her that I have her listed as "Midlife Crisis" in my contacts.I took matters into my own hands here and did a little facebook stalking. If she is who I think she is, holy whoa!Have we received pics of the hot young 22 year old co-worker that Zooks is porking yet? I'm still living in a medicine fog and can't remember very much.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
She told me that she has me listed as "Mike Wazowski" in her contacts in her phone because "Monsters INC" is one of her favorite movies and for some reason I remind her of him. I told her that I have her listed as "Midlife Crisis" in my contacts.I took matters into my own hands here and did a little facebook stalking. If she is who I think she is, holy whoa!Have we received pics of the hot young 22 year old co-worker that Zooks is porking yet? I'm still living in a medicine fog and can't remember very much.
I love you.
Fightin Donkey
Footballguy
This reminds me of a poker tourney my brother held once. We were all seated waiting for a couple more guys and just shooting the #### in his basement.All of a sudden a buddy of ours comes bounding down the stairs, and yells out " Wassssupp my ni..as?"So you think if I just casually strolled down a street in Harlem and used this word over and over at the top of my voice, I'd get nothing but smiles and head nods???
Yea, what he didn't know was one of my brothers coworkers was black and sitting at one of the tables.
indrop:After my brothers friend got up and rattled something off like "sheeeeeeeet my brutha, hangin' like a mofo" Something to that effect, don't know because we first were all in shock, then laughing uncontrollably.
But the look on his face when he first saw the black dude, was priceless...
Fightin Donkey
Footballguy
She told me that she has me listed as "Mike Wazowski" in her contacts in her phone because "Monsters INC" is one of her favorite movies and for some reason I remind her of him. I told her that I have her listed as "Midlife Crisis" in my contacts.I took matters into my own hands here and did a little facebook stalking. If she is who I think she is, holy whoa!Have we received pics of the hot young 22 year old co-worker that Zooks is porking yet? I'm still living in a medicine fog and can't remember very much.
Keys Myaths
Pokerguy
She told me that she has me listed as "Mike Wazowski" in her contacts in her phone because "Monsters INC" is one of her favorite movies and for some reason I remind her of him. I told her that I have her listed as "Midlife Crisis" in my contacts.I took matters into my own hands here and did a little facebook stalking. If she is who I think she is, holy whoa!Have we received pics of the hot young 22 year old co-worker that Zooks is porking yet? I'm still living in a medicine fog and can't remember very much.
kevzilla
Footballguy
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Is something wrong with :e:?
dharmapunk
Footballguy
I drop it at least once a semester in my classes. After a couple months go by and they're well acquainted with my act, I'll wait for one of them to say something particularly ridiculous, then reply, "ni--a, please." They all goThis reminds me of a poker tourney my brother held once. We were all seated waiting for a couple more guys and just shooting the #### in his basement.All of a sudden a buddy of ours comes bounding down the stairs, and yells out " Wassssupp my ni..as?"So you think if I just casually strolled down a street in Harlem and used this word over and over at the top of my voice, I'd get nothing but smiles and head nods???
Yea, what he didn't know was one of my brothers coworkers was black and sitting at one of the tables.
After my brothers friend got up and rattled something off like "sheeeeeeeet my brutha, hangin' like a mofo" Something to that effect, don't know because we first were all in shock, then laughing uncontrollably.
But the look on his face when he first saw the black dude, was priceless...
then Then I springboard this into a discussion about the organic nature of language and the idea of coopting derisive terms.
Like I said, it all depends on context.
There's an episode of Louie that demonstrates this brilliantly. All the comics are sitting around a poker table playing cards. They start asking the gay guy about being gay. This leads to a discussion on comics using the word "faggot" on stage. The gay guy goes over how historically mean-spirited this word has been to gay people - it's been shouted at them while they were getting beat up, etc. But the gay guy insists, "use it though, get your laughs," but just know how terrible it's been. Everyone gets real quiet. Then one comic says, "yea we'll keep that in mind, faggot."
Everyone =
It's all about context.
dharmapunk
Footballguy
The Japs bombed it, Jim.
Zow
Footballguy
She told me that she has me listed as "Mike Wazowski" in her contacts in her phone because "Monsters INC" is one of her favorite movies and for some reason I remind her of him. I told her that I have her listed as "Midlife Crisis" in my contacts.I took matters into my own hands here and did a little facebook stalking. If she is who I think she is, holy whoa!Have we received pics of the hot young 22 year old co-worker that Zooks is porking yet? I'm still living in a medicine fog and can't remember very much.
krista4
Footballguy
I'm no parent, but shouldn't he have a check-up more than every nine years?ex-wife just emailed saying our oldest has his 9-year check-up apt at 8am in January. She asked if it was okay if she took him out of school for the whole day for this. I said 'no'. Does this make me the meanest dad in the world? I just don't like the idea of missing a full day of school for a check-up. Horrible message to send, IMO. Plus, the kid has perfect attendance.
krista4
Footballguy
Flysack was a power player at FFT and TDZ. Took him a while to warm to the kindler, gentler FFA.
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dharmapunk
Footballguy
I wouldn't say I was a power player, but the kindler, gentler compliment means a lot coming from you.Flysack was a power player at FFT and TDZ. Took him a while to warm to the kindler, gentler FFA.
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General Malaise
Footballguy
I'm no parent, but shouldn't he have a check-up more than every nine years?ex-wife just emailed saying our oldest has his 9-year check-up apt at 8am in January. She asked if it was okay if she took him out of school for the whole day for this. I said 'no'. Does this make me the meanest dad in the world? I just don't like the idea of missing a full day of school for a check-up. Horrible message to send, IMO. Plus, the kid has perfect attendance.
just nine more years until college. yea. 
krista4
Footballguy
Well, the reason I know you is because you ran a TDZ contest that was basically set up entirely for your amusement, and everyone followed along.I wouldn't say I was a power player, but the kindler, gentler compliment means a lot coming from you.Flysack was a power player at FFT and TDZ. Took him a while to warm to the kindler, gentler FFA.
As to FFT, I'd say everyone was intimidated by you as you had several brain cells to rub together. 
Peens was a star at FFT. No idea what a TDZ is.
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dharmapunk
Footballguy
I feel like all my friends are over and mom just busted out the baby pics of me eating dirt and peeing on the cat.Well, the reason I know you is because you ran a TDZ contest that was basically set up entirely for your amusement, and everyone followed along.I wouldn't say I was a power player, but the kindler, gentler compliment means a lot coming from you.Flysack was a power player at FFT and TDZ. Took him a while to warm to the kindler, gentler FFA.
General Malaise
Footballguy
3 Magic Football Leagues this year. 3 Magical Playoff Appearances. 2 First Round Byes. Feeling pretty pretty pretty good.
Guru 007 - congrats for making the playoffs in HFFL upon your triumphant return. Aren't you glad you came back to us GB?
Guru 007 - congrats for making the playoffs in HFFL upon your triumphant return. Aren't you glad you came back to us GB?
dharmapunk
Footballguy
Why are we doing this again? Oh yea, Aaron needed a cred check.
I have no cred, Aaron. Go ahead and decline my residency and send me back to Canada. I'm used to it.
I have no cred, Aaron. Go ahead and decline my residency and send me back to Canada. I'm used to it.
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b/c you ask a lot of questions about people who have been around here forever. Was just curious. Who is Sammy?Who is Macartist?Tanner was on Jeopardy?etc.Why are we doing this again? Oh yea, Aaron needed a cred check.I have no cred, Aaron. Go ahead and decline my passport and send me back to Canada. I'm used to it.
dharmapunk
Footballguy
I asked because I didn't know? You need to crawl up my butt with a microscope to figure that out? I'm feeling kinda shuked here, to be honest.b/c you ask a lot of questions about people who have been around here forever. Was just curious. Who is Sammy?Who is Macartist?Tanner was on Jeopardy?etc.Why are we doing this again? Oh yea, Aaron needed a cred check.I have no cred, Aaron. Go ahead and decline my passport and send me back to Canada. I'm used to it.
I said I was just curious. Most of us have been here for like 10 years now.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Little heads up for all of you thinking about sucking down 3 times the recommended dose of Nyquil tonight: Tomorrow's afternoon jaunt to the stalled seats might be a little alarming if you aren't forwarned of what's about to unfold. Either I just gave birth to a Nyquil baby or I'm an alien from the 80's show V.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Just read your IDP to avoid/exploit. Great stuff, GB.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Not sure a microscope would be my instrument of choice to crawl up your butt. I'm thinking more along the lines of $40 night vision goggles or a Vespa.I asked because I didn't know? You need to crawl up my butt with a microscope to figure that out? I'm feeling kinda shuked here, to be honest.b/c you ask a lot of questions about people who have been around here forever. Was just curious. Who is Sammy?Who is Macartist?Tanner was on Jeopardy?etc.Why are we doing this again? Oh yea, Aaron needed a cred check.I have no cred, Aaron. Go ahead and decline my passport and send me back to Canada. I'm used to it.
dharmapunk
Footballguy
Gotcha. I've changed my "location" to prevent further confusion.
General Malaise
Footballguy
$5 says Homer has already viewed your profile with that location change....Gotcha. I've changed my "location" to prevent further confusion.
krista4
Footballguy
Sorry.I feel like all my friends are over and mom just busted out the baby pics of me eating dirt and peeing on the cat.Well, the reason I know you is because you ran a TDZ contest that was basically set up entirely for your amusement, and everyone followed along.I wouldn't say I was a power player, but the kindler, gentler compliment means a lot coming from you.Flysack was a power player at FFT and TDZ. Took him a while to warm to the kindler, gentler FFA.
I meant it as a compliment.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
:finger:$5 says Homer has already viewed your profile with that location change....Gotcha. I've changed my "location" to prevent further confusion.
bentley
Footballguy
cos> Did you go to the Driskill Bar? I love that place. There's something so authentic about drinking a real martini in the place where deals have been made for decades and where LBJ and Lady Bird had their first date. I planned a communications workshop there a couple years ago and we got this sweet ### suite with a giant patio that overlooked the street.
The bar at the Four Seasons is pretty cool too, but mostly because of the outdoor seating, which might be suboptimal on a night like tonight.
The bar at the Four Seasons is pretty cool too, but mostly because of the outdoor seating, which might be suboptimal on a night like tonight.
General Malaise
Footballguy
I wonder if I'll ever be married for 26 years. Maybe if I can combine all years of service into one?
Congrats Cos!
Folks...don't play around with the "N" word here. Can't stress that enough.
Congrats Cos!
Folks...don't play around with the "N" word here. Can't stress that enough.
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