GM's thread about nothing (33 Viewers)

[Bogart]

At the fourth of five Cub Scout meetings held in 12 days. Why can't my kid just sit on his ### and play video games every night like I did when I was his age? Worked out well for me.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Had a great WTF parent moment this weekend. Had my kids for the weekend, which is becoming really cool for everyone involved. I enjoy it of course, my kids are starting to understand it's a break in the routine that they enjoy, and my wife is starting to really take advantage of the free time. But I digress...Saturday my 3 year old daughter has taken control of the big TV in the living room. She was watching some Yo Gabba Gabba on Nick Jr. Once the show was over she had a simple request: she wanted to watch another one. I tried to explain that the show was over and another one was not coming on. It was time for Franklin, Backyardigans or some other talking animal cartoon. She completely did not understand this and threw the biggest of 3 year old fits. 30 mins of pure screaming and yelling, begging, demanding and pleading for more Yo Gabba Gabba. I tried to sooth her with Yo Gabba Gabba on my phone or laptop, but she wanted it on the "big TV".All she has ever known was watching TV with Netflix Streaming. She just didn't understand why she couldn't watching another of the show she just watched. Later on Sunday, I sat both her and my 7 year old down, and tried to show them how there is a "TV Guide" that tells you what is on, at a specific time, showing the clock in correlation with the guide.The whole ordeal made me very frustrated and feeling very ####### old.

Yeah, when people ask me why I'm not married and popping out kids, can I just copy and paste this? Kthx!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

GM, are you as pumped as I am for this game tonight? Started my first SP thread in years.

 

[PaperBagHead]

What's the deadline to get the SS stuff off again? The 18th? I'm still waiting on some of it. And need to find an appropriate time to slip into the local porn store without anyone....wait? What do I care if anyone sees me? My students would actually expect it. Colleagues? What colleagues? I'm done with that place! Locals? They're all hippies and ultra liberals. Screw this. I'm walking in the door at high noon, wearing reflective tape.

EDIt: I should get a pic of the place though. It's painted bright pink. You know, just like a dollhouse.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I just went to the post office to mail out a book. I walked in, saw the pandimonium and walked right now. The loby looked like pit of the NYSE. I heard babies crying, women yelling on their phones, people moving all around and a line that looked like the opening night of Star Wars. FTN. Now what? I hate mailing stuff. I'd rather have an ingrown toenail removed.

Book? Still?You need to stop calling me "old", Gutenberg.

:secrethandshake:

 

[proninja]

Things I have learned this week:

1. Hockey fans are really sensitive

edit: except you, Rude

 

[kevzilla]

GM, are you as pumped as I am for this game tonight? Started my first SP thread in years.

Wouldn't mind if Steven Jackson roared back to life tonight. I suppose a Lance Kendricks or Zach Miller sighting is asking too much.

 

[proninja]

GM, are you as pumped as I am for this game tonight? Started my first SP thread in years.

<-- wishes he were there

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Wait a minute, did I just see a commercial for a $168 engagement ring? Tanner, you in advertising now?

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Wait a minute, did I just see a commercial for a $168 engagement ring? Tanner, you in advertising now?

I should be. I should be.

 

[Treynwreck3]

GM, are you as pumped as I am for this game tonight? Started my first SP thread in years.

<-- wishes he were there

I know that I am just a dumb cowboy, but Seattle playing for that elusive 11th place conference tie? Spellbinding stuff.

 

[proninja]

GM, are you as pumped as I am for this game tonight? Started my first SP thread in years.

<-- wishes he were there

I know that I am just a dumb cowboy, but Seattle playing for that elusive 11th place conference tie? Spellbinding stuff.

I like football. It's a Monday night game. The Seahawks, despite how bad they've been, have a pretty fun team to watch. Beast Mode running the rock, and a young defense flying around and hitting people.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Wait a minute, did I just see a commercial for a $168 engagement ring? Tanner, you in advertising now?

I should be. I should be.

You really should.

 

[krista4]

Final Secret Santa gift being mailed to my giftee tomorrow.

Whoever has me needn't hurry if you haven't mailed yet--I'll be gone beginning this Friday until after Christmas.

 

[-fish-]

Just opened my package from SLB.



[*]The highlight is a framed, autographed picture signed "Best Wishes Cat Shirt Bob"

[*]Bottle of 12 year old scotch (Balvenie Doublewood)

[*]Giant bottle of Riesling

[*]Peter Tosh CD

[*]Eddie Murphy Delirious VHS

[*]Stand By Me VHS

[*]Oleg Cassini watch with $165 price tag (apparently non-functional)

[*]Jay-Z concert T-Shirt

[*]Swingline stapler

[*]Coupon good for 1 adult for Captain Mike's Dolphin Adventure

Thanks, SLB!!!

 

[krista4]

Just opened my package from SLB.



[*]The highlight is a framed, autographed picture signed "Best Wishes Cat Shirt Bob"

[*]Bottle of 12 year old scotch (Balvenie Doublewood)

[*]Giant bottle of Riesling

[*]Peter Tosh CD

[*]Eddie Murphy Delirious VHS

[*]Stand By Me VHS

[*]Oleg Cassini watch with $165 price tag (apparently non-functional)

[*]Jay-Z concert T-Shirt

[*]Swingline stapler

Thanks, SLB!!!

Awesome.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Just opened my package from SLB.



[*]The highlight is a framed, autographed picture signed "Best Wishes Cat Shirt Bob"

[*]Bottle of 12 year old scotch (Balvenie Doublewood)

[*]Giant bottle of Riesling

[*]Peter Tosh CD

[*]Eddie Murphy Delirious VHS

[*]Stand By Me VHS

[*]Oleg Cassini watch with $165 price tag (apparently non-functional)

[*]Jay-Z concert T-Shirt

[*]Swingline stapler

Thanks, SLB!!!

Merry Christmas GB!

 

[-fish-]

Just opened my package from SLB.



[*]The highlight is a framed, autographed picture signed "Best Wishes Cat Shirt Bob"

[*]Bottle of 12 year old scotch (Balvenie Doublewood)

[*]Giant bottle of Riesling

[*]Peter Tosh CD

[*]Eddie Murphy Delirious VHS

[*]Stand By Me VHS

[*]Oleg Cassini watch with $165 price tag (apparently non-functional)

[*]Jay-Z concert T-Shirt

[*]Swingline stapler

Thanks, SLB!!!

Merry Christmas GB!

I'm putting that picture in my office, and I'm going to refuse to explain it.

 

[boom king]

That's good scotch

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Just opened my package from SLB.



[*]The highlight is a framed, autographed picture signed "Best Wishes Cat Shirt Bob"

[*]Bottle of 12 year old scotch (Balvenie Doublewood)

[*]Giant bottle of Riesling

[*]Peter Tosh CD

[*]Eddie Murphy Delirious VHS

[*]Stand By Me VHS

[*]Oleg Cassini watch with $165 price tag (apparently non-functional)

[*]Jay-Z concert T-Shirt

[*]Swingline stapler

Thanks, SLB!!!

Merry Christmas GB!

I'm putting that picture in my office, and I'm going to refuse to explain it.

 

[-fish-]

That's good scotch

I've never had it, but I've heard good things. I'm thinking I may be opening it on Christmas Eve.

 

[grateful zed]

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[boom king]

Oh yes won't be posting here till 2014. He just faxed me a screen shot

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Just opened my package from SLB.



[*]The highlight is a framed, autographed picture signed "Best Wishes Cat Shirt Bob"

[*]Bottle of 12 year old scotch (Balvenie Doublewood)

[*]Giant bottle of Riesling

[*]Peter Tosh CD

[*]Eddie Murphy Delirious VHS

[*]Stand By Me VHS

[*]Oleg Cassini watch with $165 price tag (apparently non-functional)

[*]Jay-Z concert T-Shirt

[*]Swingline stapler

Thanks, SLB!!!

Merry Christmas GB!

I'm putting that picture in my office, and I'm going to refuse to explain it.

 

[Zow]

Oh yes won't be posting here till 2014. He just faxed me a screen shot

what'd you do?

 

[PaperBagHead]

Just opened my package from SLB.



[*]The highlight is a framed, autographed picture signed "Best Wishes Cat Shirt Bob"

[*]Bottle of 12 year old scotch (Balvenie Doublewood)

[*]Giant bottle of Riesling

[*]Peter Tosh CD

[*]Eddie Murphy Delirious VHS

[*]Stand By Me VHS

[*]Oleg Cassini watch with $165 price tag (apparently non-functional)

[*]Jay-Z concert T-Shirt

[*]Swingline stapler

[*]Coupon good for 1 adult for Captain Mike's Dolphin Adventure

Thanks, SLB!!!

 

[mr. furley]

i'm most shocked that Polar Dude only has 1 post in here

 

[cosjobs]

That's good scotch

F the scotch, that watch is worth $165

 

[PaperBagHead]

Oh yes won't be posting here till 2014. He just faxed me a screen shot

It's like the last scene of The Godfather around here. Flysack, Frosty and now Oh Yes? Watch your back, Tanner. You're clearly Barzini.

 

[Fightin Donkey]

Just opened my package from SLB.



[*]The highlight is a framed, autographed picture signed "Best Wishes Cat Shirt Bob"

[*]Bottle of 12 year old scotch (Balvenie Doublewood)

[*]Giant bottle of Riesling

[*]Peter Tosh CD

[*]Eddie Murphy Delirious VHS

[*]Stand By Me VHS

[*]Oleg Cassini watch with $165 price tag (apparently non-functional)

[*]Jay-Z concert T-Shirt

[*]Swingline stapler

Thanks, SLB!!!

Merry Christmas GB!

I'm putting that picture in my office, and I'm going to refuse to explain it.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Oh yes won't be posting here till 2014. He just faxed me a screen shot

It's like the last scene of The Godfather around here. Flysack, Frosty and now Oh Yes? Watch your back, Tanner. You're clearly Barzini.

More like Mike Malloy

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I need 14 points from Lynch tonight to advance to round two of the playoffs. Not bad for having lost Andre Johnson, Kenny Britt, Jahvid Best, and Matt Forte.

CAPS LOCK IS HOW I FEEL ON THE INSIDE!!!!Need 3 more points in 8 minutes. GAAAAAAAA!!!!

 

[PaperBagHead]

Oh yes won't be posting here till 2014. He just faxed me a screen shot

It's like the last scene of The Godfather around here. Flysack, Frosty and now Oh Yes? Watch your back, Tanner. You're clearly Barzini.

More like Mike Malloy

Where do you learn this stuff?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Oh yes won't be posting here till 2014. He just faxed me a screen shot

It's like the last scene of The Godfather around here. Flysack, Frosty and now Oh Yes? Watch your back, Tanner. You're clearly Barzini.

More like Mike Malloy

Where do you learn this stuff?

Tanner was one of the guys that tried to kill him.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Oh yes won't be posting here till 2014. He just faxed me a screen shot

It's like the last scene of The Godfather around here. Flysack, Frosty and now Oh Yes? Watch your back, Tanner. You're clearly Barzini.

More like Mike Malloy

Where do you learn this stuff?

I read The People's Almanac (1,2,3) cover to cover when I was a kid.

 

[PaperBagHead]

Oh yes won't be posting here till 2014. He just faxed me a screen shot

It's like the last scene of The Godfather around here. Flysack, Frosty and now Oh Yes? Watch your back, Tanner. You're clearly Barzini.

More like Mike Malloy

Where do you learn this stuff?

I read The People's Almanac (1,2,3) cover to cover when I was a kid.

Time for the Quizshow Billy alias.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

RICK!!!

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Oh yes won't be posting here till 2014. He just faxed me a screen shot

It's like the last scene of The Godfather around here. Flysack, Frosty and now Oh Yes? Watch your back, Tanner. You're clearly Barzini.

More like Mike Malloy

Where do you learn this stuff?

Tanner was one of the guys that tried to kill him.

Is this another geezer joke?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Oh yes won't be posting here till 2014. He just faxed me a screen shot

It's like the last scene of The Godfather around here. Flysack, Frosty and now Oh Yes? Watch your back, Tanner. You're clearly Barzini.

More like Mike Malloy

Where do you learn this stuff?

Tanner was one of the guys that tried to kill him.

Is this another geezer joke?

Yes.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Oh yes won't be posting here till 2014. He just faxed me a screen shot

It's like the last scene of The Godfather around here. Flysack, Frosty and now Oh Yes? Watch your back, Tanner. You're clearly Barzini.

More like Mike Malloy

Where do you learn this stuff?

Tanner was one of the guys that tried to kill him.

Is this another geezer joke?

Yes.

And in case you didn't hear me, I said YES.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Oh yes won't be posting here till 2014. He just faxed me a screen shot

It's like the last scene of The Godfather around here. Flysack, Frosty and now Oh Yes? Watch your back, Tanner. You're clearly Barzini.

More like Mike Malloy

Where do you learn this stuff?

Tanner was one of the guys that tried to kill him.

Is this another geezer joke?

Yes.

And in case you didn't hear me, I said YES.

You're about as funny as a rubber crutch on a submarine.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Oh yes won't be posting here till 2014. He just faxed me a screen shot

It's like the last scene of The Godfather around here. Flysack, Frosty and now Oh Yes? Watch your back, Tanner. You're clearly Barzini.

More like Mike Malloy

Where do you learn this stuff?

Tanner was one of the guys that tried to kill him.

Is this another geezer joke?

Yes.

And in case you didn't hear me, I said YES.

You're about as funny as a rubber crutch on a submarine.

Hmmmmm...if I knew what this meant, I'd have a surprisingly witty retort.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Just opened my package from SLB.



[*]The highlight is a framed, autographed picture signed "Best Wishes Cat Shirt Bob"

[*]Bottle of 12 year old scotch (Balvenie Doublewood)

[*]Giant bottle of Riesling

[*]Peter Tosh CD

[*]Eddie Murphy Delirious VHS

[*]Stand By Me VHS

[*]Oleg Cassini watch with $165 price tag (apparently non-functional)

[*]Jay-Z concert T-Shirt

[*]Swingline stapler

[*]Coupon good for 1 adult for Captain Mike's Dolphin Adventure

Thanks, SLB!!!

Nice work SLB

 

[Tecumseh]

So I just opened my front door to unplug my Christmas lights, and to what should my wondering eyes did appear? A mf'in goat, and his vicious bodyguard.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

So I just opened my front door to unplug my Christmas lights, and to what should my wondering eyes did appear? A mf'in goat, and his vicious bodyguard.

I'm baffled by this.

 

[proninja]

I have a lot of conservative friends, which means that, around this time of year, I get REALLY sick of the "why do we call it a holiday party, they're trying to take Christ out of Christmas" facebook posts. Stop with the false persecution shtick, please. Just had a cousin of mine say "there wouldn't even be a Christmas without Jesus."

I think I'm just going to back away slowly instead of correct her

 

[Tecumseh]

So I just opened my front door to unplug my Christmas lights, and to what should my wondering eyes did appear? A mf'in goat, and his vicious bodyguard.

I'm baffled by this.

You and me both, my friend.

 

[-fish-]

So I just opened my front door to unplug my Christmas lights, and to what should my wondering eyes did appear? A mf'in goat, and his vicious bodyguard.

wtf?

 

[-fish-]

That's good scotch

F the scotch, that watch is worth $165

regifting

 

[PaperBagHead]

I have a lot of conservative friends, which means that, around this time of year, I get REALLY sick of the "why do we call it a holiday party, they're trying to take Christ out of Christmas" facebook posts. Stop with the false persecution shtick, please. Just had a cousin of mine say "there wouldn't even be a Christmas without Jesus." I think I'm just going to back away slowly instead of correct her

I have a few conservative friends too, but they're the intelligent conservatives who loath those religious conservative types for giving "conservative" a bad name. I think whatever slawjawed jesus conservatives I may have been friends with have long fled in terror after my relentless barrage of humorous gay rights pics and vids. Thank you Rick Perry! Not only are you a comic goldmine, but making fun of you is pure garlic for the wackos!