GM's thread about nothing (27 Viewers)

[General Malaise]

Oooof.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Oooof.

Oregon still uses paper licenses?

 

[PaperBagHead]

Oooof.

1. Did you run this over with your car?2. Love how the birth year is scratched out.

EDIT: Oooh! I see the subliminal message!

 

[Sarnoff]

I'm sitting at the DMV. Came here to get a duplicate license because I've misplaced mine. Turns out, South Carolina has new licenses and I have to get a new picture, etc. Problem is, I woke up with what I'm pretty convinced is the flu. My head feels like it's in a vice, my whole body aches, and my eyes are puffy and swollen. Add the Thanksgiving bangs incident in there, and this make be the worst picture ever.

Absolutely take the picture... built in "I'm not drunk, officer, I always look like this" defense.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

I think that would spawn me to get a new license.

 

[General Malaise]

Oooof.

Oregon still uses paper licenses?

Big timber country out here.

 

[General Malaise]

Oooof.

1. Did you run this over with your car?2. Love how the birth year is scratched out.

EDIT: Oooh! I see the subliminal message!

You guys were just lucky I wasn't in this "Movember" thing with you all. I would have sooooooo won.Also would have been kicked out of coaching all sports forever, but still....

 

[General Malaise]

I think that would spawn me to get a new license.

They're $38! That's egregious.

 

[Zow]

I think that would spawn me to get a new license.

oh, don't act so aloof

 

[YSR]

I'm sitting at the DMV. Came here to get a duplicate license because I've misplaced mine. Turns out, South Carolina has new licenses and I have to get a new picture, etc.

Problem is, I woke up with what I'm pretty convinced is the flu. My head feels like it's in a vice, my whole body aches, and my eyes are puffy and swollen. Add the Thanksgiving bangs incident in there, and this make be the worst picture ever.

Well, would you get a load of that...YSR, I you, but if I had a choice of babysitters between you and Mike Tyson, I'd have to go with Tyson. No offense.

This isn't a new incident. This is still from losing it 6 weeks ago. I submitted a form online for them to send me a duplicate one back then, but as of this morning it still hadn't arrived. So today, I realized that it's probably because they mailed it to my SC address - which up until two months ago was forwarding to my Florida address. But as of two months ago, the USPS has a forwarding order from my Florida address to my Tennessee address, so I'm thinking that they just gave up and sent my license back to the DMV.

So, since I'm in town for a couple of days, I thought I'd pop in and pick one up. They made me upgrade to the new license, though (free of charge).

I promise I'm not that irresponsible. I'm a fantastic babysitter, btw. Love kids and have been told by many that I'm good with them.

So, while I know you were just playing around, I'll say again,

 

[PaperBagHead]

Oooof.

1. Did you run this over with your car?2. Love how the birth year is scratched out.

EDIT: Oooh! I see the subliminal message!

You guys were just lucky I wasn't in this "Movember" thing with you all. I would have sooooooo won.Also would have been kicked out of coaching all sports forever, but still....

It is actually a pretty decent pic for a DL. Mine is awful. Epically awful. Like I cringe when I have to show it for beer.

Picture me without the ultra-cool hat (how you doing?), wearing glasses, and sporting a full Paul Bunyan beard, staring slightly upward so my head and neck look like one giant hairy organ. Also male pattern suckness.

Even my mother cries when she sees it.

 

[YSR]

I'm sitting at the DMV. Came here to get a duplicate license because I've misplaced mine. Turns out, South Carolina has new licenses and I have to get a new picture, etc. Problem is, I woke up with what I'm pretty convinced is the flu. My head feels like it's in a vice, my whole body aches, and my eyes are puffy and swollen. Add the Thanksgiving bangs incident in there, and this make be the worst picture ever.

DMV is the perfect place to share the love. Cough on everything.

I really did plan to get in and out quickly. Believe me, the DMV was the last place I wanted to be for an hour this afternoon.

I'm sitting at the DMV. Came here to get a duplicate license because I've misplaced mine. Turns out, South Carolina has new licenses and I have to get a new picture, etc. Problem is, I woke up with what I'm pretty convinced is the flu. My head feels like it's in a vice, my whole body aches, and my eyes are puffy and swollen. Add the Thanksgiving bangs incident in there, and this make be the worst picture ever.

Absolutely take the picture... built in "I'm not drunk, officer, I always look like this" defense.

Brilliant!

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I'm sitting at the DMV. Came here to get a duplicate license because I've misplaced mine. Turns out, South Carolina has new licenses and I have to get a new picture, etc. Problem is, I woke up with what I'm pretty convinced is the flu. My head feels like it's in a vice, my whole body aches, and my eyes are puffy and swollen. Add the Thanksgiving bangs incident in there, and this make be the worst picture ever.

This will come in handy if you've had a couple cocktails and get pulled over. "She looks drunk. Nope, wait a minute, she looks like this all of the time."

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

All this middle-age health stuff almost makes me miss the Shark Pool talk. Almost.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I've officially made my very last age joke vis a vis Tanner. I'll leave the joke milking to others.

I'm good at running a joke into the ground until it's no longer funny to anyone else except for me. Actually, that's when it gets really funny to me.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Another reason why it's great to have a boss that was/is a friend.My principal comes into my room yesterday on my prep. We've known each other for 16 years and used to teach the same subject. We've have a few drinks together too.Mr. Vernon: Hey, I've got kind of a strange request.Me: Shoot.Mr. Vernon: Well I decided to have a Christmas party this Friday right after school. Very low-key, very casual.Me: Yeah, sure. No problem.Mr. Vernon: Now here's the strange request part.Me: I'm not playing Santa Claus.Mr. Vernon: No. I just really want to make sure you show up.Me: Mr. Vernon: I mean if I'm going to have a party at my house I want to make sure there's someone there I can talk to.Me: Man you're gay.Mr. Vernon: So is that a "yes"?Me: There will be other people there besides us, right? I'm not saying "yes" until I see the email inviting everyone else too.Mr. Vernon: Will do. See you then. (starts to walk out)Me: YOU BETTER BE WEARING PANTS WHEN I GET THERE!

That's going to be real awkward for him if this thing turns into a Penn State situation.

You know what's weird? If I had mentioned "Penn State" or "Sandusky" there's a 50/50 chance he wouldn't have gotten the joke. He's one of the few hetero dudes I know that has zero interest in college or pro sports. The guy rides his bike all the time, is in great shape, and teaches martial arts but doesn't follow any teams sports.Many years ago I had this black and white photo somebody had sent me of Brian Urlacher making a big tackle. I put it up on my bulletin board. Mr. Vernon asked if that was a photo of me from HS.

Logical question...they didn't have color photography when you were in high school.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I'm sitting at the DMV. Came here to get a duplicate license because I've misplaced mine. Turns out, South Carolina has new licenses and I have to get a new picture, etc. Problem is, I woke up with what I'm pretty convinced is the flu. My head feels like it's in a vice, my whole body aches, and my eyes are puffy and swollen. Add the Thanksgiving bangs incident in there, and this make be the worst picture ever.

Absolutely take the picture... built in "I'm not drunk, officer, I always look like this" defense.

YES!

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Another reason why it's great to have a boss that was/is a friend.

My principal comes into my room yesterday on my prep. We've known each other for 16 years and used to teach the same subject. We've have a few drinks together too.

Mr. Vernon: Hey, I've got kind of a strange request.

Me: Shoot.

Mr. Vernon: Well I decided to have a Christmas party this Friday right after school. Very low-key, very casual.

Me: Yeah, sure. No problem.

Mr. Vernon: Now here's the strange request part.

Me: I'm not playing Santa Claus.

Mr. Vernon: No. I just really want to make sure you show up.

Me:

Mr. Vernon: I mean if I'm going to have a party at my house I want to make sure there's someone there I can talk to.

Me: Man you're gay.

Mr. Vernon: So is that a "yes"?

Me: There will be other people there besides us, right? I'm not saying "yes" until I see the email inviting everyone else too.

Mr. Vernon: Will do. See you then. (starts to walk out)

Me: YOU BETTER BE WEARING PANTS WHEN I GET THERE!

That's going to be real awkward for him if this thing turns into a Penn State situation.

You know what's weird? If I had mentioned "Penn State" or "Sandusky" there's a 50/50 chance he wouldn't have gotten the joke. He's one of the few hetero dudes I know that has zero interest in college or pro sports. The guy rides his bike all the time, is in great shape, and teaches martial arts but doesn't follow any teams sports.Many years ago I had this black and white photo somebody had sent me of Brian Urlacher making a big tackle. I put it up on my bulletin board. Mr. Vernon asked if that was a photo of me from HS.

Logical question...they didn't have color photography when you were in high school.

My link

 

[shuke]

Oh yea, my gums are receding also, big time. I'll probably need dentures in about 3 months.

do you floss?

I'm an avid flosser. Have been for years. My dentist says I have really good home care, but I just have recession for whatever reason. Could be combination of genetics, nightime teeth grinding, years of dipping, etc.

Do you brush too hard. The Mrs. had to have a surgery because her gums were receding because she was brushing them too much.

Yes, I'm a "scrubber". I switched to an ultrasonic one a few years ago because that was supposed to help.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I've officially made my very last age joke vis a vis Tanner. I'll leave the joke milking to others.

I'm good at running a joke into the ground until it's no longer funny to anyone else except for me. Actually, that's when it gets really funny to me.

 

[shuke]

Sciatica? Arthritis?

And I'm the geezer?

I've actually been somewhat depressed about this. I don't really care about my age, but I feel like my body is ####ing falling apart.

Are you trying to eat healthy or exercise?sorry: just saw your other post.

Yes, at least on the eating healthier part.

Give me some examples.

Eating more fruits and vegetables. Less processed foods. No pop. etc.I can't quit pizza and beer, though.

 

[shuke]

Actually had a TSA guy congratulate me on getting my lip fixed after looking at my ID.

Oh bull####.

 

[cosjobs]

Sciatica? Arthritis?

And I'm the geezer?

I've actually been somewhat depressed about this. I don't really care about my age, but I feel like my body is ####ing falling apart.

SLAP IT INTO MY WORLD

 

[shuke]

Oh yea, my gums are receding also, big time. I'll probably need dentures in about 3 months.

Get a sonic care toothbrush.

Way ahead of you.

 

[shuke]

Sorry to derail the discussion about our GB Shuke's declining health and ET impregnation. Shuke? Tell us what happened. Don't worry about sounding heart-felt and ruining your board cred. We all know you've got a soft side, unlike that big mean llama guy.

Didn't you berate me once for crying when I read The Road?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Sorry to derail the discussion about our GB Shuke's declining health and ET impregnation. Shuke? Tell us what happened. Don't worry about sounding heart-felt and ruining your board cred. We all know you've got a soft side, unlike that big mean llama guy.

Didn't you berate me once for crying when I read The Road?

 

[General Malaise]

Another reason why it's great to have a boss that was/is a friend.

My principal comes into my room yesterday on my prep. We've known each other for 16 years and used to teach the same subject. We've have a few drinks together too.

Mr. Vernon: Hey, I've got kind of a strange request.

Me: Shoot.

Mr. Vernon: Well I decided to have a Christmas party this Friday right after school. Very low-key, very casual.

Me: Yeah, sure. No problem.

Mr. Vernon: Now here's the strange request part.

Me: I'm not playing Santa Claus.

Mr. Vernon: No. I just really want to make sure you show up.

Me:

Mr. Vernon: I mean if I'm going to have a party at my house I want to make sure there's someone there I can talk to.

Me: Man you're gay.

Mr. Vernon: So is that a "yes"?

Me: There will be other people there besides us, right? I'm not saying "yes" until I see the email inviting everyone else too.

Mr. Vernon: Will do. See you then. (starts to walk out)

Me: YOU BETTER BE WEARING PANTS WHEN I GET THERE!

That's going to be real awkward for him if this thing turns into a Penn State situation.

You know what's weird? If I had mentioned "Penn State" or "Sandusky" there's a 50/50 chance he wouldn't have gotten the joke. He's one of the few hetero dudes I know that has zero interest in college or pro sports. The guy rides his bike all the time, is in great shape, and teaches martial arts but doesn't follow any teams sports.Many years ago I had this black and white photo somebody had sent me of Brian Urlacher making a big tackle. I put it up on my bulletin board. Mr. Vernon asked if that was a photo of me from HS.

Logical question...they didn't have color photography when you were in high school.

My link

Where do you even find this stuff?

 

[PaperBagHead]

Sorry to derail the discussion about our GB Shuke's declining health and ET impregnation. Shuke? Tell us what happened. Don't worry about sounding heart-felt and ruining your board cred. We all know you've got a soft side, unlike that big mean llama guy.

Didn't you berate me once for crying when I read The Road?

Exactly, ya big softee. ETA: seriously, still waiting for the UFO story.

 

[shuke]

BTW, anyone every google map 25 Bankwood Road, Chartwell 3210, New Zealand and looked at the satellite?

 

[shuke]

ETA: seriously, still waiting for the UFO story.

Was driving home last night and saw a white light moving far in the distance at a very fast speed. No way was it a plane. Then I saw it moving in the opposite direction a few minutes later.Not much of a story.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

BTW, anyone every google map 25 Bankwood Road, Chartwell 3210, New Zealand and looked at the satellite?

Bricks?

 

[Kubes]

BTW, anyone every google map 25 Bankwood Road, Chartwell 3210, New Zealand and looked at the satellite?

I have now.

 

[JZilla]

Hey GM you can pick at will in uber hoops

 

[GroveDiesel]

Actually had a TSA guy congratulate me on getting my lip fixed after looking at my ID.

Oh bull####.

Ok, that part wasn't true, but I know they were thinking it everytime I went through security.

 

[shuke]

BTW, anyone every google map 25 Bankwood Road, Chartwell 3210, New Zealand and looked at the satellite?

Bricks?

Look in the grass.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

BTW, anyone every google map 25 Bankwood Road, Chartwell 3210, New Zealand and looked at the satellite?

Bricks?

I think Shuke is screwing with us.

 

[Kubes]

BTW, anyone every google map 25 Bankwood Road, Chartwell 3210, New Zealand and looked at the satellite?

Bricks?

I think Shuke is screwing with us.

I saw it.Wieners.

 

[shuke]

BTW, anyone every google map 25 Bankwood Road, Chartwell 3210, New Zealand and looked at the satellite?

Bricks?

I think Shuke is screwing with us.

Keep looking.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

BTW, anyone every google map 25 Bankwood Road, Chartwell 3210, New Zealand and looked at the satellite?

Bricks?

I think Shuke is screwing with us.

Keep looking.

No

 

[shuke]

Alias check on Kubes?

 

[Captain Cuffman]

Alias check on Kubes?

Let's not do this.

OK

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

 

[General Malaise]

Hey GM you can pick at will in uber hoops

Thanks for the hint, gb.

 

[mrip541]

BTW, anyone every google map 25 Bankwood Road, Chartwell 3210, New Zealand and looked at the satellite?

Bricks?

I think Shuke is screwing with us.

map these-37.761771,175.27545

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Post redacted to protect the innocent.

 

[shuke]

BTW, anyone every google map 25 Bankwood Road, Chartwell 3210, New Zealand and looked at the satellite?

Bricks?

I think Shuke is screwing with us.

map these-37.761771,175.27545

Way to take the fun out of it.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

BTW, anyone every google map 25 Bankwood Road, Chartwell 3210, New Zealand and looked at the satellite?

Bricks?

I think Shuke is screwing with us.

map these-37.761771,175.27545

:golfclap:

 

[shuke]

Alias check on Kubes?

Going with Frosty/Dungeon Lover

who is paperbaghead?

And I'm the dumb one around here?

 

[General Malaise]

BTW, anyone every google map 25 Bankwood Road, Chartwell 3210, New Zealand and looked at the satellite?

Bricks?

I think Shuke is screwing with us.

map these-37.761771,175.27545

:golfclap:

I don't get it. I put this in teh google, go to sat. view and my computer freezes. real neat trick.

 

[mrip541]

I don't get it. I put this in teh google, go to sat. view and my computer freezes. real neat trick.

I assure you that's not it.