GM's thread about nothing (40 Viewers)

[Gadzooks]

I forgot to ask this when I mentioned my work xmas party the other day. Have you ever seen someone bring their 6 year old daughter to their work xmas party as a their guest? Would you ever consider doing this? A Saturday night, nice restaurant, dinner, drinking and dancing. The female employee that did this is probably in her mid 20's and is a non-milf. Am I making a big deal out of nothing?

How many total people at the party?

About 125 adults and one 6 year old.

 

[Thorn]

christmas carol freakout guy at 0:25

I love that they just start up the next song like it ain't no thing.

 

[Osaurus]

Taking Mrs. Osaurus to Disney with a quick stop in Daytona for the weekend. I thought I really liked Disney as a kid, but now that I can drink there, it is much better.

ETA: I am literally staying within stumbling distance of Epcot.

 

[GroveDiesel]

I'll just leave this here without comment.

 

[proninja]

Good times in the ninja household this AM. It's my day off, so I was up and about helping the wife get ready for work - made her lunch, carried all her stuff to the car for her, etc. She wasn't looking forward to it and was being a bit mopey. So, I get everything in the car, I'm hugging her goodbye in the driveway, and all of a sudden she leans back with a frantic look in her eye, yells "I'M POOPING!" and runs inside so fast you'd swear she had a jet pack on. I pause to laugh my ### off in the driveway, then walk inside, she's on the toilet, looks up at me, and exclaims "I thought it was just going to be a fart then it got wet!"

I got to witness my wife's first shart ever

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Good times in the ninja household this AM. It's my day off, so I was up and about helping the wife get ready for work - made her lunch, carried all her stuff to the car for her, etc. She wasn't looking forward to it and was being a bit mopey. So, I get everything in the car, I'm hugging her goodbye in the driveway, and all of a sudden she leans back with a frantic look in her eye, yells "I'M POOPING!" and runs inside so fast you'd swear she had a jet pack on. I pause to laugh my ### off in the driveway, then walk inside, she's on the toilet, looks up at me, and exclaims "I thought it was just going to be a fart then it got wet!"I got to witness my wife's first shart ever

thanks, flysack**** proninja is not flysack. This is merely a dual reference to the "thanks, posty" comments along with uncomfortable poop stories from the poster formerly known as flysack. I do not know flysack's whereabouts. Please turn off the batsignal now.

 

[proninja]

Good times in the ninja household this AM. It's my day off, so I was up and about helping the wife get ready for work - made her lunch, carried all her stuff to the car for her, etc. She wasn't looking forward to it and was being a bit mopey. So, I get everything in the car, I'm hugging her goodbye in the driveway, and all of a sudden she leans back with a frantic look in her eye, yells "I'M POOPING!" and runs inside so fast you'd swear she had a jet pack on. I pause to laugh my ### off in the driveway, then walk inside, she's on the toilet, looks up at me, and exclaims "I thought it was just going to be a fart then it got wet!"I got to witness my wife's first shart ever

thanks, flysack**** proninja is not flysack. This is merely a dual reference to the "thanks, posty" comments along with uncomfortable poop stories from the poster formerly known as flysack. I do not know flysack's whereabouts. Please turn off the batsignal now.

See you guys in 2016. It was a good run.

 

[Osaurus]

I'll just leave this here without comment.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpktyg_0YXM&feature=youtube_gdata_player

So it's a good thing he didn't guess correctly. Oof!

 

[Hawks64]

I'll just leave this here without comment.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpktyg_0YXM&feature=youtube_gdata_player

:X

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I got these in the mail yesterday: http://nfl.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/p10137299dt.jpg

I assume this was SS related but there was no additional info.

 

[GroveDiesel]

I got these in the mail yesterday: http://nfl.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/p10137299dt.jpg

I assume this was SS related but there was no additional info.

At first glance, I thought the stick figure with the foam finger was actually holding a gun to shoot himself with. :disgruntledBillsfan:In other news, I just got a DMCA takedown notice from a video I put on Youtube 2 years ago. The song in dispute is a recording of public domain patriotic music made by the USMC. Nice try, Godigital for Third Party Media. Pretty bad when companies are trying to claim rights to public domain music performed by our nation's armed forces.

 

[YSR]

So I got some things from Amazon, and USPS delivered yesterday - put the box on our front porch. But we didn't know. It rained last night and a book in the box is a little wet. I guess this is my fault for leaving the box out there, but I am disappointed that Amazon doesn't shrink wrap their books to protect them, I thought they used to. What would you do?

Call Amazon. From what I've heard, they have fantastic customer service in areas such as this.

I'm pretty sure they would send me a replacement no problem. Just wondering if this is ethical. Yes, I'm like that.

Not a bad way to be, imo.

 

[urbanhack]

I forgot to ask this when I mentioned my work xmas party the other day. Have you ever seen someone bring their 6 year old daughter to their work xmas party as a their guest? Would you ever consider doing this? A Saturday night, nice restaurant, dinner, drinking and dancing. The female employee that did this is probably in her mid 20's and is a non-milf. Am I making a big deal out of nothing?

How many total people at the party?

About 125 adults and one 6 year old.

I think it's a bigger issue, the smaller the crowd. Did the kid really stand out?

 

[Keys Myaths]

Really afraid one of the pieces of my secret Santa gift isn't going to arrive.

Whoever I have is going to be a bit late, I'm following up. If not, we'll ship by Monday.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Overheard at the gym: The federal income tax was created to make up for the loss of liquor tax during the prohibition.

One of the interlocutors claimed to have been born in 1926, so he's either in the know or too far gone to remember correctly. He stood up at a 45 degree angle.

Tanner? History check? You were around then, right?

:rimshot:

Seriously, Trivaguy, is this true?

Income tax passed in 1913 I think. Prohibition wasn't until 1919.

Spoilers please

Yeah, Fed income tax was way before Prohibition.

 

[Drifter]

So I got some things from Amazon, and USPS delivered yesterday - put the box on our front porch. But we didn't know. It rained last night and a book in the box is a little wet. I guess this is my fault for leaving the box out there, but I am disappointed that Amazon doesn't shrink wrap their books to protect them, I thought they used to. What would you do?

Call Amazon. From what I've heard, they have fantastic customer service in areas such as this.

If the book is in a regular box it will usually be shrink wrapped to a board. If it's in one of those corrugated/cover/envelope things it's not. They'll give you a free replacement if you contact CS.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Really sweet and kind-hearted woman, a bit older (probably early 60s by now), Today I received the following e-mail FROM HER CAT.

So is she single?(beat you to it, motherhumpers!)

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

She's not the ugliest girl in the world, but she's not trip to Holywood either.

So good.

 

[Thorn]

Good times in the ninja household this AM. It's my day off, so I was up and about helping the wife get ready for work - made her lunch, carried all her stuff to the car for her, etc. She wasn't looking forward to it and was being a bit mopey. So, I get everything in the car, I'm hugging her goodbye in the driveway, and all of a sudden she leans back with a frantic look in her eye, yells "I'M POOPING!" and runs inside so fast you'd swear she had a jet pack on. I pause to laugh my ### off in the driveway, then walk inside, she's on the toilet, looks up at me, and exclaims "I thought it was just going to be a fart then it got wet!"I got to witness my wife's first shart ever

thanks, flysack**** proninja is not flysack. This is merely a dual reference to the "thanks, posty" comments along with uncomfortable poop stories from the poster formerly known as flysack. I do not know flysack's whereabouts. Please turn off the batsignal now.

He's now performing as The Unknown Comic. HTH.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

I need to respond to the cat's e-mail and don't know what to say.

We really need to get together, I just bought a new laser pointer.

Hey, everybody. Respond to SLB's posts!

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

I'll just leave this here without comment.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpktyg_0YXM&feature=youtube_gdata_player

We did that at my HS when I was a Junior. My mom was a hell of a kisser.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

I got these in the mail yesterday: http://nfl.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/p10137299dt.jpg

I assume this was SS related but there was no additional info.

You know they're not from me...all the cat stickers would be missing.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

OK, I'm done hippling for this AM. Carry on.

 

[GroveDiesel]

I'll just leave this here without comment.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpktyg_0YXM&feature=youtube_gdata_player

We did that at my HS when I was a Junior. My mom was a hell of a kisser.

The only way this could get worse is if one of the kids stopped in the middle, thought about it, and said "Mom?"Also, pretty sure the one kid's mom puts his hand on her butt. And that first dad seems WAY too eager. Like he's been waiting for a break like this for a long time.

 

[PaperBagHead]

Let us sum up -

Tanner = cats

GM = pot brownies

Flysack = feces

Homer = young girls

Anyone know the kabbalah? I'm pretty sure if we assign numbers to these people, do the kabbalah math, then write out the resulting equation we would have the script for the perfect youtube clip. Cats eating their own pot-laced turds then spazing out on a dorm room full of scantily clad 18 year old girls. Or something.

The PROFIT is here somewhere.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

I'll just leave this here without comment.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpktyg_0YXM&feature=youtube_gdata_player

We did that at my HS when I was a Junior. My mom was a hell of a kisser.

The only way this could get worse is if one of the kids stopped in the middle, thought about it, and said "Mom?"Also, pretty sure the one kid's mom puts his hand on her butt. And that first dad seems WAY too eager. Like he's been waiting for a break like this for a long time.

 

[Gadzooks]

Overheard at the gym: The federal income tax was created to make up for the loss of liquor tax during the prohibition.

One of the interlocutors claimed to have been born in 1926, so he's either in the know or too far gone to remember correctly. He stood up at a 45 degree angle.

Tanner? History check? You were around then, right?

:rimshot:

Seriously, Trivaguy, is this true?

Income tax passed in 1913 I think. Prohibition wasn't until 1919.

Spoilers please

Yeah, Fed income tax was way before Prohibition.

I bet you were really mad during prohibition. Also, were the roaring 20's really roaring?

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Overheard at the gym: The federal income tax was created to make up for the loss of liquor tax during the prohibition.

One of the interlocutors claimed to have been born in 1926, so he's either in the know or too far gone to remember correctly. He stood up at a 45 degree angle.

Tanner? History check? You were around then, right?

:rimshot:

Seriously, Trivaguy, is this true?

Income tax passed in 1913 I think. Prohibition wasn't until 1919.

Spoilers please

Yeah, Fed income tax was way before Prohibition.

I bet you were really mad during prohibition. Also, were the roaring 20's really roaring?

Yes to both. I'm the 5th guy towards the back.2nd row far right. Patting my wife on the head.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Speaking of being old...

Tell me she wasn't a POA back then. Love the song too. It's naughty.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Yes to both. I'm the 5th guy towards the back.

2nd row far right. Patting my wife on the head.

So cool that you spent NYE with Jack Nicholson.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Yes to both. I'm the 5th guy towards the back.

2nd row far right. Patting my wife on the head.

So cool that you spent NYE with Jack Nicholson.

What? Jack Nicholson wasn't th...HOLY CRAP!

 

[shuke]

And that first dad seems WAY too eager. Like he's been waiting for a break like this for a long time.

Exactly. Way creepy.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

And that first dad seems WAY too eager. Like he's been waiting for a break like this for a long time.

Exactly. Way creepy.

Maybe it's her step-dad. That way it would be totally OK.

 

[shuke]

Uh oh. Troulbe brewing in the pool.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

And that first dad seems WAY too eager. Like he's been waiting for a break like this for a long time.

Exactly. Way creepy.

bagger pimping out his sister creepy.

 

[shuke]

And that first dad seems WAY too eager. Like he's been waiting for a break like this for a long time.

Exactly. Way creepy.

bagger pimping out his sister creepy.

That was really appreciated, though. I think he was just proud. Freight train of boobs coming your way.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

And that first dad seems WAY too eager. Like he's been waiting for a break like this for a long time.

Exactly. Way creepy.

bagger pimping out his sister creepy.

Damn, I think I missed that.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Freight train of boobs coming your way.

 

[Gadzooks]

Good times in the ninja household this AM. It's my day off, so I was up and about helping the wife get ready for work - made her lunch, carried all her stuff to the car for her, etc. She wasn't looking forward to it and was being a bit mopey. So, I get everything in the car, I'm hugging her goodbye in the driveway, and all of a sudden she leans back with a frantic look in her eye, yells "I'M POOPING!" and runs inside so fast you'd swear she had a jet pack on. I pause to laugh my ### off in the driveway, then walk inside, she's on the toilet, looks up at me, and exclaims "I thought it was just going to be a fart then it got wet!"I got to witness my wife's first shart ever

Awesome.That's true love when a man goes to a message board to brag about his wife sharting. I love it.

 

[shuke]

And that first dad seems WAY too eager. Like he's been waiting for a break like this for a long time.

Exactly. Way creepy.

bagger pimping out his sister creepy.

Damn, I think I missed that.

Oh, you missed it alright. What's the statute of limitations on STAYS HERE? I've got about a dozen pics of this hot little vixen.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

And that first dad seems WAY too eager. Like he's been waiting for a break like this for a long time.

Exactly. Way creepy.

bagger pimping out his sister creepy.

Damn, I think I missed that.

Oh, you missed it alright. What's the statute of limitations on STAYS HERE? I've got about a dozen pics of this hot little vixen.

DO IT:truckerhat:

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

And that first dad seems WAY too eager. Like he's been waiting for a break like this for a long time.

Exactly. Way creepy.

bagger pimping out his sister creepy.

Damn, I think I missed that.

Oh, you missed it alright. What's the statute of limitations on STAYS HERE? I've got about a dozen pics of this hot little vixen.

I've seen boobs before. But then again never in freight train proportions.

 

[PaperBagHead]

While I have no idea what you people are talking about, I am a big fan of freight trains of boobs and support wherever this is going.

 

[White Guy in Turban]

Come on now, guys. Not cool.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

While I have no idea what you people are talking about, I am a big fan of freight trains of boobs and support wherever this is going.

If I ever stared a band that does nothing but Box Car Willy and Dolly Parton covers that's what I'd call it.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

And that first dad seems WAY too eager. Like he's been waiting for a break like this for a long time.

Exactly. Way creepy.

bagger pimping out his sister creepy.

Damn, I think I missed that.

Oh, you missed it alright. What's the statute of limitations on STAYS HERE? I've got about a dozen pics of this hot little vixen.

Pretty sure STAYS HERE was always a myth.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Come on now, guys. Not cool.

Who's next - ßlue Meanie?

 

[PaperBagHead]

Just when I get myself back down to fighting weight, here comes Christmas and Mrs. PBH's batches of ginger xmas cookies.

I'm just happy she didn't make peanut butter ones. Pretty sure my vacation day would have ended with her finding me passed out in my chair with crumbs all over my chest and an empty carton of milk by my feet.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Just when I get myself back down to fighting weight, here comes Christmas and Mrs. PBH's batches of ginger xmas cookies.I'm just happy she didn't make peanut butter ones. Pretty sure my vacation day would have ended with her finding me passed out in my chair with crumbs all over my chest and an empty carton of milk by my feet.

Is your wife making a different kind of cookie every day until Christmas? No? Then shut up.

 

[PaperBagHead]

Just when I get myself back down to fighting weight, here comes Christmas and Mrs. PBH's batches of ginger xmas cookies.

I'm just happy she didn't make peanut butter ones. Pretty sure my vacation day would have ended with her finding me passed out in my chair with crumbs all over my chest and an empty carton of milk by my feet.

Is your wife making a different kind of cookie every day until Christmas? No? Then shut up.

Really? Mrs. Lllama is uber.