GM's thread about nothing (37 Viewers)

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Just when I get myself back down to fighting weight, here comes Christmas and Mrs. PBH's batches of ginger xmas cookies.

I'm just happy she didn't make peanut butter ones. Pretty sure my vacation day would have ended with her finding me passed out in my chair with crumbs all over my chest and an empty carton of milk by my feet.

Is your wife making a different kind of cookie every day until Christmas? No? Then shut up.

Really? Mrs. Lllama is uber.

SHE HAS A BLOG

 

[Bogart]

The last 10 pages or so have been very entertaining.

Thank you.

And sorry about krista's friends cat. Or cat's friend. Well, whoever sent the email.

RICK, I'M CONFUSED!!!!

 

[Mr. Pickles]

The last 10 pages or so have been very entertaining.Thank you.And sorry about krista's friends cat. Or cat's friend. Well, whoever sent the email.RICK, I'M CONFUSED!!!!

THE CAT WANTS "MOMMY" TO MOVE IN WITH KRISTA!!!MEOW!!!!

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

GMs Thread About Novels

We need a side bet between you and GM for the Rose Bowl, don't we? Embarrassing picture variety?

I was thinking about offering up a side bet a week or so ago. Figured I'd let the game get a little closer.GM>Thoughts?

It should be noted that GM is a known Big10 hater and thinks his Ducks will mop the floor with your Badgers.

FACT: GM Paid for his entire 2010 Rose Bowl trip by betting ON Ohio State +4 and ML. FACT: GM Thinks Wisconsin is the only Big-10 team worth a damn this year.

FACT: GM Has already wagered a tidy sum on Wisconsin +6.5

What was it you said in chat again? About Oregon and the championship and destroying a Big 10 team instead? (this of course was before dreamy McBarkley destroyed you)

Yeah, everytime I drink the Kelly Kool-Aid it tends to bite me in my giant white butt.

So that's a "no"?

 

[urbanhack]

updates?

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

updates?

I haven't played disc golf in about 7 months.

 

[urbanhack]

updates?

I haven't played disc golf in about 7 months.

:( I haven't played since August. booo!i'm getting wasted tonight.

 

[Osaurus]

updates?

Thinking about how much I loathe making VB forms. Pretty much it for me.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

updates?

I haven't played disc golf in about 7 months.

:( I haven't played since August. booo!i'm getting wasted tonight.

 

[Sarnoff]

updates?

flysack, truckasaurus, and zartan are all sharing the same alias. I won't out it here, but it rhymes with "bim-schochet"

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

updates?

Thinking about how much I loathe making VB forms. Pretty much it for me.

Volleyball?

 

[Thorn]

updates?

flysack, truckasaurus, and zartan are all sharing the same alias. I won't out it here, but it rhymes with "bim-schochet"

Bloodbath around here lately.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

updates?

flysack, truckasaurus, and zartan are all sharing the same alias. I won't out it here, but it rhymes with "bim-schochet"

Bloodbath around here lately.

Good. We need to thin the herd every so often.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Speaking of being old...

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

updates?

flysack, truckasaurus, and zartan are all sharing the same alias. I won't out it here, but it rhymes with "bim-schochet"

Bloodbath around here lately.

Good. We need to thin the herd every so often.

"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." George Jefferson

 

[Mr. Pickles]

updates?

flysack, truckasaurus, and zartan are all sharing the same alias. I won't out it here, but it rhymes with "bim-schochet"

Bloodbath around here lately.

Good. We need to thin the herd every so often.

"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." George Jefferson

Pretty sure that was Weezie.

 

[urbanhack]

Speaking of being old...

 

[Tecumseh]

updates?

I haven't played disc golf in about 7 months.

:( I haven't played since August. booo!

I played yesterday.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

updates?

flysack, truckasaurus, and zartan are all sharing the same alias. I won't out it here, but it rhymes with "bim-schochet"

Bloodbath around here lately.

Good. We need to thin the herd every so often.

"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." George Jefferson

Pretty sure that was Weezie.

Nope that was "The tree of liberty looks just like Buddy Holly."

 

[Limp Ditka]

So my son misses school yesterday.

Me and the Mrs had a miscommunication as to who was going to call school to let them know he wasn't going to be there. Lunch time rolls around and the Mrs calls me. During the convo, I ask her if she called school and she basically said "I thought you were going to".

So it's after 12:00, my kid's sitting next to me, not at school, and school hasn't called to inquire where my kid is.

I'm obviously in the wrong for not calling the school, but I should have a problem with them not hunting someone down when my kid doesn't show up at school and there was no notice, right?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Just when I get myself back down to fighting weight, here comes Christmas and Mrs. PBH's batches of ginger xmas cookies.

I'm just happy she didn't make peanut butter ones. Pretty sure my vacation day would have ended with her finding me passed out in my chair with crumbs all over my chest and an empty carton of milk by my feet.

Is your wife making a different kind of cookie every day until Christmas? No? Then shut up.

Really? Mrs. Lllama is uber.

SHE HAS A BLOG

I'll take a link.

 

[-fish-]

I went indoor skydiving for our firm Christmas party today. That was freaking cool!!!!

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Just when I get myself back down to fighting weight, here comes Christmas and Mrs. PBH's batches of ginger xmas cookies.

I'm just happy she didn't make peanut butter ones. Pretty sure my vacation day would have ended with her finding me passed out in my chair with crumbs all over my chest and an empty carton of milk by my feet.

Is your wife making a different kind of cookie every day until Christmas? No? Then shut up.

Really? Mrs. Lllama is uber.

SHE HAS A BLOG

I'll take a link.

"The member Notorious T.R.E. cannot receive any new messages"

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

So my son misses school yesterday. Me and the Mrs had a miscommunication as to who was going to call school to let them know he wasn't going to be there. Lunch time rolls around and the Mrs calls me. During the convo, I ask her if she called school and she basically said "I thought you were going to".So it's after 12:00, my kid's sitting next to me, not at school, and school hasn't called to inquire where my kid is.I'm obviously in the wrong for not calling the school, but I should have a problem with them not hunting someone down when my kid doesn't show up at school and there was no notice, right?

You know sometimes when a kid is absent from my class it is kind of a blessing and I don't question why he/she is absent. I'm just saying.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Just when I get myself back down to fighting weight, here comes Christmas and Mrs. PBH's batches of ginger xmas cookies.

I'm just happy she didn't make peanut butter ones. Pretty sure my vacation day would have ended with her finding me passed out in my chair with crumbs all over my chest and an empty carton of milk by my feet.

Is your wife making a different kind of cookie every day until Christmas? No? Then shut up.

Really? Mrs. Lllama is uber.

SHE HAS A BLOG

I'll take a link.

"The member Notorious T.R.E. cannot receive any new messages"

Sorry, I'm very popular. Please try again.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Just when I get myself back down to fighting weight, here comes Christmas and Mrs. PBH's batches of ginger xmas cookies.

I'm just happy she didn't make peanut butter ones. Pretty sure my vacation day would have ended with her finding me passed out in my chair with crumbs all over my chest and an empty carton of milk by my feet.

Is your wife making a different kind of cookie every day until Christmas? No? Then shut up.

Really? Mrs. Lllama is uber.

SHE HAS A BLOG

I'll take a link.

"The member Notorious T.R.E. cannot receive any new messages"

Sorry, I'm very popular. Please try again.

Geez, I'm kinda busy now.

 

[Limp Ditka]

So my son misses school yesterday. Me and the Mrs had a miscommunication as to who was going to call school to let them know he wasn't going to be there. Lunch time rolls around and the Mrs calls me. During the convo, I ask her if she called school and she basically said "I thought you were going to".So it's after 12:00, my kid's sitting next to me, not at school, and school hasn't called to inquire where my kid is.I'm obviously in the wrong for not calling the school, but I should have a problem with them not hunting someone down when my kid doesn't show up at school and there was no notice, right?

You know sometimes when a kid is absent from my class it is kind of a blessing and I don't question why he/she is absent. I'm just saying.

But you report him/her as absent, right? And then the front office would knowSon's 11, still in grade school. I remember my High School calling when I did a no-show back in the day. Had the bruises to prove it. I'd like to think it's still done at the grade school level.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

So my son misses school yesterday. Me and the Mrs had a miscommunication as to who was going to call school to let them know he wasn't going to be there. Lunch time rolls around and the Mrs calls me. During the convo, I ask her if she called school and she basically said "I thought you were going to".So it's after 12:00, my kid's sitting next to me, not at school, and school hasn't called to inquire where my kid is.I'm obviously in the wrong for not calling the school, but I should have a problem with them not hunting someone down when my kid doesn't show up at school and there was no notice, right?

You know sometimes when a kid is absent from my class it is kind of a blessing and I don't question why he/she is absent. I'm just saying.

But you report him/her as absent, right? And then the front office would knowSon's 11, still in grade school. I remember my High School calling when I did a no-show back in the day. Had the bruises to prove it. I'd like to think it's still done at the grade school level.

I know my kid's HS has an automated calling system for absences/cuts. I don't think we (middle school) actually call.

 

[Sarnoff]

updates?

flysack, truckasaurus, and zartan are all sharing the same alias. I won't out it here, but it rhymes with "bim-schochet"

Bloodbath around here lately.

Good. We need to thin the herd every so often.

"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." George Jefferson

Spoiler alert please!!

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Just when I get myself back down to fighting weight, here comes Christmas and Mrs. PBH's batches of ginger xmas cookies.

I'm just happy she didn't make peanut butter ones. Pretty sure my vacation day would have ended with her finding me passed out in my chair with crumbs all over my chest and an empty carton of milk by my feet.

Is your wife making a different kind of cookie every day until Christmas? No? Then shut up.

Really? Mrs. Lllama is uber.

SHE HAS A BLOG

I'll take a link.

"The member Notorious T.R.E. cannot receive any new messages"

Sorry, I'm very popular. Please try again.

Geez, I'm kinda busy now.

FINE

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Just when I get myself back down to fighting weight, here comes Christmas and Mrs. PBH's batches of ginger xmas cookies.

I'm just happy she didn't make peanut butter ones. Pretty sure my vacation day would have ended with her finding me passed out in my chair with crumbs all over my chest and an empty carton of milk by my feet.

Is your wife making a different kind of cookie every day until Christmas? No? Then shut up.

Really? Mrs. Lllama is uber.

SHE HAS A BLOG

I'll take a link.

"The member Notorious T.R.E. cannot receive any new messages"

Sorry, I'm very popular. Please try again.

Geez, I'm kinda busy now.

FINE

"The member Notorious T.R.E. cannot receive any new messages"

this is just silly

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Just when I get myself back down to fighting weight, here comes Christmas and Mrs. PBH's batches of ginger xmas cookies.

I'm just happy she didn't make peanut butter ones. Pretty sure my vacation day would have ended with her finding me passed out in my chair with crumbs all over my chest and an empty carton of milk by my feet.

Is your wife making a different kind of cookie every day until Christmas? No? Then shut up.

Really? Mrs. Lllama is uber.

SHE HAS A BLOG

I'll take a link.

"The member Notorious T.R.E. cannot receive any new messages"

Sorry, I'm very popular. Please try again.

Geez, I'm kinda busy now.

FINE

"The member Notorious T.R.E. cannot receive any new messages"

this is just silly

I'll take a PM and forward it to my GB Tre

 

[krista4]

The last 10 pages or so have been very entertaining.Thank you.And sorry about krista's friends cat. Or cat's friend. Well, whoever sent the email.RICK, I'M CONFUSED!!!!

THE CAT WANTS "MOMMY" TO MOVE IN WITH KRISTA!!!MEOW!!!!

to this and ton of related posts. (INCLUDING ST. LOUIS BOB'S.)

 

[krista4]

Just got an e-mail from a friend's secretary introducing herself and saying she wanted to confirm my address as she was "helping him send out his family Christmas cards".

Nothing says the spirit of Christmas like having your secretary do your cards for you.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Just got an e-mail from a friend's secretary introducing herself and saying she wanted to confirm my address as she was "helping him send out his family Christmas cards".Nothing says the spirit of Christmas like having your secretary do your cards for you.

At least he isn't having his cat send out the cards

 

[Osaurus]

updates?

Thinking about how much I loathe making VB forms. Pretty much it for me.

Volleyball?

Basically, more visual than volley.

 

[krista4]

Just got an e-mail from a friend's secretary introducing herself and saying she wanted to confirm my address as she was "helping him send out his family Christmas cards".Nothing says the spirit of Christmas like having your secretary do your cards for you.

At least he isn't having his cat send out the cards

Who's to say his secretary isn't a cat?

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

I DON'T LIKE SOME OF THE ATTITUDES HERE.

NOBODY GETS THE COOKIEBLOG LINK.

 

[Osaurus]

I DON'T LIKE SOME OF THE ATTITUDES HERE.NOBODY GETS THE COOKIEBLOG LINK.

Bummer...was gonna share Mrs. Osaurus' spritz cookie recipe.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Just when I get myself back down to fighting weight, here comes Christmas and Mrs. PBH's batches of ginger xmas cookies.

I'm just happy she didn't make peanut butter ones. Pretty sure my vacation day would have ended with her finding me passed out in my chair with crumbs all over my chest and an empty carton of milk by my feet.

Is your wife making a different kind of cookie every day until Christmas? No? Then shut up.

Really? Mrs. Lllama is uber.

SHE HAS A BLOG

I'll take a link.

"The member Notorious T.R.E. cannot receive any new messages"

Sorry, I'm very popular. Please try again.

Geez, I'm kinda busy now.

FINE

"The member Notorious T.R.E. cannot receive any new messages"

this is just silly

I promise it will work this time. Just give it one more try.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

So my son misses school yesterday. Me and the Mrs had a miscommunication as to who was going to call school to let them know he wasn't going to be there. Lunch time rolls around and the Mrs calls me. During the convo, I ask her if she called school and she basically said "I thought you were going to".So it's after 12:00, my kid's sitting next to me, not at school, and school hasn't called to inquire where my kid is.I'm obviously in the wrong for not calling the school, but I should have a problem with them not hunting someone down when my kid doesn't show up at school and there was no notice, right?

You know sometimes when a kid is absent from my class it is kind of a blessing and I don't question why he/she is absent. I'm just saying.

But you report him/her as absent, right? And then the front office would knowSon's 11, still in grade school. I remember my High School calling when I did a no-show back in the day. Had the bruises to prove it. I'd like to think it's still done at the grade school level.

I know my kid's HS has an automated calling system for absences/cuts. I don't think we (middle school) actually call.

Embarrassing story alert:My parents got new carpeting and redid the upstairs bathroom. The carpet was pretty thick so the bathroom door wouldn't close completely. My dad took the door off to sand the bottom of it down a bit so it would close. I tell you that to tell you this...I was in 8th grade. My mom would leave for work right around the time I got up to get in the shower. Usually she would knock on the door and say she was leaving and to remind me to lock the front door when I left. That day, I had brought my radio in so I didn't hear her knocking. She opened the door a crack to tell me she was heading out to work. Ok, bye mom, now GTFO.I got done getting ready and went to get dressed. Only the bathroom door was locked...from the outside. Apparently somehow my dad put the door on backwards/upside-down with the lock facing out. Unbeknownst to my mom, she had locked the door when she opened it. It was a tiny "push-button" lock that had a small opening on the other side to unlock it. I tried every bobby pin, Qtip and similarly shaped item I could find to try to get that door unlocked, but nothing worked. I tried kicking it down. I tried "tackling" it down. I tried breaking the door knob off. Old doors were made very very well, I can tell you that much.This was late May so it was rather warm out. We lived next to a park and right across the street to school. There were a few younger kids in my neighborhood that I walked with through the park to make sure they got there ok. They were walking through the park and I was screaming out the bathroom window "HELP! HELP! I'M LOCKED IN THE FREAKING BATHROOM" Those little SOBs kept skipping obliviously along on their way to multiplication tables and spelling bees.So I cleaned the bathroom. I may have made some crock pot chicken. I piled up some towels and took a nap. I flossed for the first time in a while. I read the first chapter of "Lake Wobegon Days". I took another nap. All in my underwear.My sister went to community college so she eventually came home from lunch. I heard her come in the front door and I started yelling and pounding on the bathroom door. "HELP! I'M UP HERE! GET ME OUTTA HERE!" She tells me that she hit the deck and army crawled her way through our living room behind a couch."Sara, its me Matt! Mom locked me in the bathroom""WTF?!""Just come unlock it please. NOW!"Long story even longer, we called my mom at work and explained everything. She went apedung and called the school from work. I guess there were some vulgarities that my nun principal had never heard before. I walked to school in time for afternoon classes. The principal greeted me at the door, took me to the cafeteria for my own personal free lunch (gee thanks). Since that day, the school has a policy to call both parents if a child does not show up without a parent calling in.I think this is why I drink.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

My moms is baking teh cookies this Sunday. I'm hoping for a couple of winners from tannerwifeblog.

 

[General Malaise]

Watching Toddlers and Tiaras even though I've seen it and hate it."FOR NATALIE TO GET PRINCESS IS A JOKE!"

What the mother freaking hell is wrong with these people? I'm still smarting from that sequence of events. That poor poor husband and my god, those children. They are going to grow up so incredibly f'd up. What sort of an example is that to set? All these people are just mentally deranged.

 

[Drifter]

I went indoor skydiving for our firm Christmas party today. That was freaking cool!!!!

Saw one of these places in South Center. Must be a NW thing.

 

[Gadzooks]

Embarrassing story alert:My parents got new carpeting and redid the upstairs bathroom. The carpet was pretty thick so the bathroom door wouldn't close completely. My dad took the door off to sand the bottom of it down a bit so it would close. I tell you that to tell you this...I was in 8th grade. My mom would leave for work right around the time I got up to get in the shower. Usually she would knock on the door and say she was leaving and to remind me to lock the front door when I left. That day, I had brought my radio in so I didn't hear her knocking. She opened the door a crack to tell me she was heading out to work. Ok, bye mom, now GTFO.I got done getting ready and went to get dressed. Only the bathroom door was locked...from the outside. Apparently somehow my dad put the door on backwards/upside-down with the lock facing out. Unbeknownst to my mom, she had locked the door when she opened it. It was a tiny "push-button" lock that had a small opening on the other side to unlock it. I tried every bobby pin, Qtip and similarly shaped item I could find to try to get that door unlocked, but nothing worked. I tried kicking it down. I tried "tackling" it down. I tried breaking the door knob off. Old doors were made very very well, I can tell you that much.This was late May so it was rather warm out. We lived next to a park and right across the street to school. There were a few younger kids in my neighborhood that I walked with through the park to make sure they got there ok. They were walking through the park and I was screaming out the bathroom window "HELP! HELP! I'M LOCKED IN THE FREAKING BATHROOM" Those little SOBs kept skipping obliviously along on their way to multiplication tables and spelling bees.So I cleaned the bathroom. I may have made some crock pot chicken. I piled up some towels and took a nap. I flossed for the first time in a while. I read the first chapter of "Lake Wobegon Days". I took another nap. All in my underwear.My sister went to community college so she eventually came home from lunch. I heard her come in the front door and I started yelling and pounding on the bathroom door. "HELP! I'M UP HERE! GET ME OUTTA HERE!" She tells me that she hit the deck and army crawled her way through our living room behind a couch."Sara, its me Matt! Mom locked me in the bathroom""WTF?!""Just come unlock it please. NOW!"Long story even longer, we called my mom at work and explained everything. She went apedung and called the school from work. I guess there were some vulgarities that my nun principal had never heard before. I walked to school in time for afternoon classes. The principal greeted me at the door, took me to the cafeteria for my own personal free lunch (gee thanks). Since that day, the school has a policy to call both parents if a child does not show up without a parent calling in.I think this is why I drink.

This sister that went to Community College, is she the one that had some kind of issue with your wife or she was complaining about something to do with your wedding or something that made you want to un-invite her to your wedding? I could be totally wrong, I don't keep a notebook, I just kinda write stuff down on yellow sticky notes.Also, it would've helped me if you at least hyphenated apedung. I read that about a dozen times and could not figure what you meant.

 

[mr. furley]

Speaking of being old...

always preferred this versionthat's Kegergator standing on the right with his Browns hat on

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

This sister that went to Community College, is she the one that had some kind of issue with your wife or she was complaining about something to do with your wedding or something that made you want to un-invite her to your wedding? I could be totally wrong, I don't keep a notebook, I just kinda write stuff down on yellow sticky notes.Also, it would've helped me if you at least hyphenated apedung. I read that about a dozen times and could not figure what you meant.

Yes that's her And sorry about ape-dung. Wasn't sure about the proper syntax

 

[General Malaise]

Virgin Diaries on TLC.

Well whatever you do André Previn, please ensure you DO NOT provide us with any sort of description of this show. Not like anybody here would be remotely interested in such a show or anything.

A bunch of 30+ year old virgins. One of them had never kissed a girl. Oddly enough, none of them were wearing pointy ears, like Spork from Star Trek.

My ex-wife's best friend is a virgin. She's 36. Just moved back to Oregon after 7 years in NYC getting her law degree. Lived in Brooklyn. She's not the ugliest girl in the world, but she's not trip to Holywood either. I've absolutely done worse. She's smart and witty. I don't get it. I ask all the time if she's a lesbian, but she's not. Just hasn't ever gotten anywhere close to riding the pony. Zooks, you want her number?

Virgin by choice? I don't get it.

I don't really get it either. She has talked about sex and would do it if the right guy entered the picture, but I guess it just has never materialized for her. She's picky, which is odd since her chin hairs are thicker than mine.**I realize I sad she wasn't the ugliest girl in the world, but if you get up close, you can see the chin hairs and maybe that's what's driving men away. Though I must confess, one night I made love to a woman with cat-like whiskers coming out of her cheeks. I almost booted when I went to lick her face. :X

 

[mr. furley]

Speaking of being old...

and if you can't appreciate this slice of Americana then i'm pretty sure i'm going to have you banned

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

@ "Lick her face"

Is this a standard part of the GM lovemaking experience or is that a part of the upgraded package?