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'Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
:lmao: Some great secret santa shtick so far. :thumbup: I think mine probably pales in comparison.

GBSLB>Might wanna double check the sender :unsure:
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Hey, SHUT IT. By the way Catfish, it's perfectly ok if you want to send a thank you gift to your secret santa (or to the guy who you think is your secret santa) Nothing in the rules against that.

 
'charvik said:
'Tiger Fan said:
USPS says my SS package has been "delivered"
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Confirmed... Wife just texted that I had a 12x12 package in the mail from C.P. nola. :thumbup:Should be home from work in an hour, can't wait! :excited:
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I'm actually pissed that I forgot to include one thing...nothing major, but it would have been good. I'll save it for next year
 
'Notorious T.R.E. said:
SECRET SANTA GIFT RECEIVED!

I received a brand spanking new Minnesota Twins track jacket thingy. Now, you're probably saying to yourself, "TRE, that's awesome, but where's the shtick?"

I'll tell you where the shtick is, friend. It's a size XL. The last time I was an XL was the 7th grade. So, in the interest of shtick, I put it on. The good news is this bad boy runs a little big for an XL and the pic doesn't really do justice to the fact that I look like the Michelin Man in it. I couldn't wear it too long because I was starting to lose feeling in my hands and face.

I guess that diet I've been talking about starting after the holidays will have to be extra hard core. Thanks, Mason!
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If only you knew any Twins fans who were XLs.
 
'Kubes said:
'Notorious T.R.E. said:
SECRET SANTA GIFT RECEIVED!

I received a brand spanking new Minnesota Twins track jacket thingy. Now, you're probably saying to yourself, "TRE, that's awesome, but where's the shtick?"

I'll tell you where the shtick is, friend. It's a size XL. The last time I was an XL was the 7th grade. So, in the interest of shtick, I put it on. The good news is this bad boy runs a little big for an XL and the pic doesn't really do justice to the fact that I look like the Michelin Man in it. I couldn't wear it too long because I was starting to lose feeling in my hands and face.

I guess that diet I've been talking about starting after the holidays will have to be extra hard core. Thanks, Mason!
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If only you knew any Twins fans who were XLs.
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Kent Hrbek is probably a XL
 
I packed up boxes of crap for a couple of the mustache wars contestants. Then I became pretty sure one of them was my secret santa. so I boxed up and extra box of crap for him. Then I decided I didn't want to short-crap Gusher. Then I decided several other people getting something from me like a roku or thumb drive or retainer check might as well fill that box with crap too. Everyone but GM. He's the only guy I shorted, the micro -usps flat rate box. 17 craptastic boxes packaged during a 4 hours marathon with my wife, the red zone and couple of napa cabs. Only four of the boxes were for relatives :bag:

 
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'Kubes said:
'Notorious T.R.E. said:
SECRET SANTA GIFT RECEIVED!

I received a brand spanking new Minnesota Twins track jacket thingy. Now, you're probably saying to yourself, "TRE, that's awesome, but where's the shtick?"

I'll tell you where the shtick is, friend. It's a size XL. The last time I was an XL was the 7th grade. So, in the interest of shtick, I put it on. The good news is this bad boy runs a little big for an XL and the pic doesn't really do justice to the fact that I look like the Michelin Man in it. I couldn't wear it too long because I was starting to lose feeling in my hands and face.

I guess that diet I've been talking about starting after the holidays will have to be extra hard core. Thanks, Mason!
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If only you knew any Twins fans who were XLs.
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If you only knew how to read your PMs.
 
screw you, amazon. integral part of ss package won't arrive before Christmas.

enjoy your new year's gift, ss buddy. :hot:

 
'Notorious T.R.E. said:
'Kubes said:
'Notorious T.R.E. said:
SECRET SANTA GIFT RECEIVED!

I received a brand spanking new Minnesota Twins track jacket thingy. Now, you're probably saying to yourself, "TRE, that's awesome, but where's the shtick?"

I'll tell you where the shtick is, friend. It's a size XL. The last time I was an XL was the 7th grade. So, in the interest of shtick, I put it on. The good news is this bad boy runs a little big for an XL and the pic doesn't really do justice to the fact that I look like the Michelin Man in it. I couldn't wear it too long because I was starting to lose feeling in my hands and face.

I guess that diet I've been talking about starting after the holidays will have to be extra hard core. Thanks, Mason!
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If only you knew any Twins fans who were XLs.
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If you only knew how to read your PMs.
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:bag:
 
'kevzilla said:
'Reg Lllama of Brixton said:
'Reg Lllama of Brixton said:
1 box of Ikea candy

1 UHEM flask pre-filled with demon liquor
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That candy is damn good.And whatever was in that flask I mixed it with store brand diet vanilla soda. Delish!
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It was probably from that "special" bottle on cosjob's shelf. You are about to embark on a three-day spiritwalk. :thumbup:
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:lmao: I didn't really mix/drink it. Just wanted to see if he would reply with "YOU MIXED IT?!?"
 
'Kubes said:
'Notorious T.R.E. said:
'Kubes said:
'Notorious T.R.E. said:
SECRET SANTA GIFT RECEIVED!

I received a brand spanking new Minnesota Twins track jacket thingy. Now, you're probably saying to yourself, "TRE, that's awesome, but where's the shtick?"

I'll tell you where the shtick is, friend. It's a size XL. The last time I was an XL was the 7th grade. So, in the interest of shtick, I put it on. The good news is this bad boy runs a little big for an XL and the pic doesn't really do justice to the fact that I look like the Michelin Man in it. I couldn't wear it too long because I was starting to lose feeling in my hands and face.

I guess that diet I've been talking about starting after the holidays will have to be extra hard core. Thanks, Mason!
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If only you knew any Twins fans who were XLs.
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If you only knew how to read your PMs.
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:bag:
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Either I was wrong about Kubes being a TRE alias or he's putting on the most elaborate double-agent-self-quoting-alias cover ever,
 
'cosjobs said:
'Kubes said:
'Notorious T.R.E. said:
'Kubes said:
'Notorious T.R.E. said:
SECRET SANTA GIFT RECEIVED!

I received a brand spanking new Minnesota Twins track jacket thingy. Now, you're probably saying to yourself, "TRE, that's awesome, but where's the shtick?"

I'll tell you where the shtick is, friend. It's a size XL. The last time I was an XL was the 7th grade. So, in the interest of shtick, I put it on. The good news is this bad boy runs a little big for an XL and the pic doesn't really do justice to the fact that I look like the Michelin Man in it. I couldn't wear it too long because I was starting to lose feeling in my hands and face.

I guess that diet I've been talking about starting after the holidays will have to be extra hard core. Thanks, Mason!
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If only you knew any Twins fans who were XLs.
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If you only knew how to read your PMs.
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:bag:
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Either I was wrong about Kubes being a TRE alias or he's putting on the most elaborate double-agent-self-quoting-alias cover ever,
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PM sent
 
'St. Louis Bob said:
Receive my SS stuff today. How appropriate that MC Zooks had my name. :lmao:

Pic

What you're looking at:

~Winder-Barrow Bulldoggs football

~Poor Man's Toupee

~Devita & Associates golf towell

~Just Like Daddy candy smokes

~Unopened pack of 1984 Topps baseball cards

~Individual Baseball Cards:

Geronimo Pena

Ozzie SMith x 2

Tony Pena

Dave Von Ohlen :lmao:

Willie McGee

Mark McGwire x 2 including rookie card (I remember when those things were selling for 500 hundred large)

Mike Jorgensen

Ron Gant

Joe Magrane

Gary Gaetti

1971 Steve Carlton :excited:

~Tony Twist hockey card

~A bottle of Wild Turkey with an awesome flask

~The Stimulator head massager (WITH MAGNETS!!) :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

~A USB drive with a this recorded on it. :lmao: * a million

Thanks GB!!!
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Ok the guilt is eating away at me. I wish I could take credit for gifts. Here's a PM I got regarding SS.

[QUOTE='Tecumseh]I pulled SLB, so do you have any objection to me sending him an MP3 of "Suicide is Painless" with your name on it? Any other suggestions?
[/QUOTE]
 
Because I got the flu and cancelled my plans for this evening I forgot to mention...today I became officially unmarried.

 
:lmao:

So my secret Santa gift that I'm sending out, which arrived today, pretty much prevented sex tonight.

I'll explain after this person gets it. :unsure:

 
'-fish- said:
screw you, amazon. integral part of ss package won't arrive before Christmas. enjoy your new year's gift, ss buddy. :hot:
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They ####ed me a few xmases ago. I orderes two digital frames well ahead of time. Arrival was the week before xmas. Then i get an email on the estimated delivery date that they will not ship until january 12 or something ridiculous. My emails were barely replied to. I ended up printing out pictures of the frames and giving cash to my siblings as at that point best buy etc had all been picked through. I swore off amazon for 2 years but somehow got sucked back into their monopolistic ###.
 
'Keys Myaths said:
'-fish- said:
Because I got the flu and cancelled my plans for this evening I forgot to mention...today I became officially unmarried.
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You OK, gb?
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Absolutely. Disappointed I didn't get to celebrate, but this afternoon was the first time I could hold down solid food since Saturday night. I figure I should give it until at least tomorrow before I start boozing again.I got separated 3 years and one day ago, and had one of the most miserable Christmases ever. GM, capella and some others from here helped me through one of the darkest times of my life. Today--well, tomorrow or Wednesday--I celebrate my independence day.
 
'-fish- said:
'Keys Myaths said:
'-fish- said:
Because I got the flu and cancelled my plans for this evening I forgot to mention...today I became officially unmarried.
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You OK, gb?
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Absolutely. Disappointed I didn't get to celebrate, but this afternoon was the first time I could hold down solid food since Saturday night. I figure I should give it until at least tomorrow before I start boozing again.I got separated 3 years and one day ago, and had one of the most miserable Christmases ever. GM, capella and some others from here helped me through one of the darkest times of my life. Today--well, tomorrow or Wednesday--I celebrate my independence day.
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:banned: Cheers to you, GB!
 
'-fish- said:
'Keys Myaths said:
'-fish- said:
Because I got the flu and cancelled my plans for this evening I forgot to mention...today I became officially unmarried.
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You OK, gb?
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Absolutely. Disappointed I didn't get to celebrate, but this afternoon was the first time I could hold down solid food since Saturday night. I figure I should give it until at least tomorrow before I start boozing again.I got separated 3 years and one day ago, and had one of the most miserable Christmases ever. GM, capella and some others from here helped me through one of the darkest times of my life. Today--well, tomorrow or Wednesday--I celebrate my independence day.
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Good for you. Congrats.
 
'Gadzooks said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
Receive my SS stuff today. How appropriate that MC Zooks had my name. :lmao:

Pic

What you're looking at:

~Winder-Barrow Bulldoggs football

~Poor Man's Toupee

~Devita & Associates golf towell

~Just Like Daddy candy smokes

~Unopened pack of 1984 Topps baseball cards

~Individual Baseball Cards:

Geronimo Pena

Ozzie SMith x 2

Tony Pena

Dave Von Ohlen :lmao:

Willie McGee

Mark McGwire x 2 including rookie card (I remember when those things were selling for 500 hundred large)

Mike Jorgensen

Ron Gant

Joe Magrane

Gary Gaetti

1971 Steve Carlton :excited:

~Tony Twist hockey card

~A bottle of Wild Turkey with an awesome flask

~The Stimulator head massager (WITH MAGNETS!!) :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

~A USB drive with a this recorded on it. :lmao: * a million

Thanks GB!!!
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Ok the guilt is eating away at me. I wish I could take credit for gifts. Here's a PM I got regarding SS.

[QUOTE='Tecumseh]I pulled SLB, so do you have any objection to me sending him an MP3 of "Suicide is Painless" with your name on it? Any other suggestions?
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[/QUOTE] :no: You could've ridden that Tony Twist card straight into Mrs. SLB's waiting arms.
 
'-fish- said:
'Keys Myaths said:
'-fish- said:
Because I got the flu and cancelled my plans for this evening I forgot to mention...today I became officially unmarried.
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You OK, gb?
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Absolutely. Disappointed I didn't get to celebrate, but this afternoon was the first time I could hold down solid food since Saturday night. I figure I should give it until at least tomorrow before I start boozing again.I got separated 3 years and one day ago, and had one of the most miserable Christmases ever. GM, capella and some others from here helped me through one of the darkest times of my life. Today--well, tomorrow or Wednesday--I celebrate my independence day.
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:hifive:
 
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