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[Gadzooks]

I'm still being told Zooks is en route.

Thanks for making me look bad.

 

[Gadzooks]

It's Tuesday night, due to a switch in the schedule I did not have Little 'Zooks tonight, so I've been drinking and exploring my 22 year old friend. She's gone home now, so I've just poured another drink, and I'd like to sit down and chat with you weirdos. We have a lot to talk about. Where should we start:

A) My Secret Santa gift I got today

B) Handy's

C) BJs

 

[Kubes]

I'm still being told Zooks is en route.

Thanks for making me look bad.

Be funny, dummy.

 

[Kubes]

It's Tuesday night, due to a switch in the schedule I did not have Little 'Zooks tonight, so I've been drinking and exploring my 22 year old friend. She's gone home now, so I've just poured another drink, and I'd like to sit down and chat with you weirdos. We have a lot to talk about. Where should we start:A) My Secret Santa gift I got todayB) Handy'sC) BJs

Did you see the part where my wife needed a finger? That was like, 90% for you.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

It's Tuesday night, due to a switch in the schedule I did not have Little 'Zooks tonight, so I've been drinking and exploring my 22 year old friend. She's gone home now, so I've just poured another drink, and I'd like to sit down and chat with you weirdos. We have a lot to talk about. Where should we start:A) My Secret Santa gift I got todayB) Handy'sC) BJs

Yes

 

[Gadzooks]

It's Tuesday night, due to a switch in the schedule I did not have Little 'Zooks tonight, so I've been drinking and exploring my 22 year old friend. She's gone home now, so I've just poured another drink, and I'd like to sit down and chat with you weirdos. We have a lot to talk about. Where should we start:A) My Secret Santa gift I got todayB) Handy'sC) BJs

Did you see the part where my wife needed a finger? That was like, 90% for you.

Ok, we'll go with option D: Kube's wife needs a fingerShe's such a lovely lady. Why she puts up with you and your frumpy attitude is beyond me. Is it because you're a cool blogger? Must be.Anyways, it occurs to me that I don't have her cell number. Mind passing that on to me. I'd like to send her some pics of my fingers. Let me know, no rush, I'm still waiting for Tanner's mom to accept my friend request.

 

[Sarnoff]

Wait, did we already address this?

No worries. That's my brother. He makes stuff up a lot.

So anyway, if you google the guy's screen name backwards and work your way through it, you get to this guy. Looks like more of a one-timer to me. But how freaking creepy.ETA: OK, he killed two, not one.

Pretty sure the serial killers guild requires two

think we need beej to weigh in here.

My dad's old boss turned out to be a serial killer. Ended up making a movie about him. Some actor I worked with played the guy in the movie, so we had a pretty awkward conversation when we met... "Hey, nice to meet you. I saw that movie you did where you were the crazy killer my dad knew."

 

[Kubes]

There is not nearly enough Emma Stone in this movie.

 

[Sarnoff]

It's Tuesday night, due to a switch in the schedule I did not have Little 'Zooks tonight, so I've been drinking and exploring my 22 year old friend. She's gone home now, so I've just poured another drink, and I'd like to sit down and chat with you weirdos. We have a lot to talk about. Where should we start:A) My Secret Santa gift I got todayB) Handy'sC) BJs

Yes

Oh. This. Seconded.

 

[Kubes]

It's Tuesday night, due to a switch in the schedule I did not have Little 'Zooks tonight, so I've been drinking and exploring my 22 year old friend. She's gone home now, so I've just poured another drink, and I'd like to sit down and chat with you weirdos. We have a lot to talk about. Where should we start:A) My Secret Santa gift I got todayB) Handy'sC) BJs

Did you see the part where my wife needed a finger? That was like, 90% for you.

Ok, we'll go with option D: Kube's wife needs a fingerShe's such a lovely lady. Why she puts up with you and your frumpy attitude is beyond me. Is it because you're a cool blogger? Must be.Anyways, it occurs to me that I don't have her cell number. Mind passing that on to me. I'd like to send her some pics of my fingers. Let me know, no rush, I'm still waiting for Tanner's mom to accept my friend request.

I feel like I'm not going to give you her number, but you can reach her via me. She is now aware of you. For better of for worse.

 

[cosjobs]

Just had a convo about dry-humping. Probably going to sign off now. Love you all.

Zooks enters, love-making commences

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

The crock pot might be the best gift so far

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Watching Glastonbury 2010 on Palladia. Pretty sure I'm in love with Norah Jones.

 

[commisholio]

[uPS said that it delivered today. Did you get your gift?

It was on the porch, UPS man didn't knock this time. Thanks, GB. Report to come.

 

[commisholio]

Hell, I don't have time to do a report justice tonight. Suffice it to say that I will be using it frequently in the next few days, as Mrs. C is a bit perturbed with me for sending pills to my GB Gadzooks.

 

[rickyjgo]

Hell, I don't have time to do a report justice tonight. Suffice it to say that I will be using it frequently in the next few days, as Mrs. C is a bit perturbed with me for sending pills to my GB Gadzooks.

I respect that. Please for the love of everything that you care about DO NOT include the socks in your games!!! After my wife nearly castrated me for trying to spend $20 on 6 pair of nicely quilted tube-socks my options became quite poor. I was still a little fuzzy from the two shots to the head and can not remember if the socks were picked up from the dollar store or from the Hep C Ward downtown (don't ask why we went by both because I can not recall, but it seemed important at the time).ETA Nasty either way.

 

[Ignoramus]

I'm still giggling over TF looking at the jar of pearls, acting excited that he got jewelry and his wife's favorite jam. :whoosh:

I thought it was sort of sex toy reference

oh god

smucker's <> hershey's

 

[Carl Spackler]

Warning: when rubbing Bengay into your sore shoulder do not, in a moment of thoughtless early morning need, pause to rub your eyes.

 

[Guster]

It's Tuesday night, due to a switch in the schedule I did not have Little 'Zooks tonight, so I've been drinking and exploring my 22 year old friend. She's gone home now, so I've just poured another drink, and I'd like to sit down and chat with you weirdos. We have a lot to talk about. Where should we start:A) My Secret Santa gift I got todayB) Handy'sC) BJs

Still waiting on B and C...

 

[Guster]

Segment 7

Finally got around to listening to this (couldn't do it from my iPad)...

 

[Thorn]

shuke>real bad black ice this am. Witnessed a couple of close calls. Felt like I should have worn my skates for the walk.

 

[cosjobs]

Is this thing shut down for the holidays already?

My link

 

[Keys Myaths]

I'm still giggling over TF looking at the jar of pearls, acting excited that he got jewelry and his wife's favorite jam. :whoosh:

I thought it was sort of sex toy reference

oh god

smucker's <> hershey's

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?

 

[Tiger Fan]

boy the FFA sucks today

 

[Tremendous Upside]

boy the FFA sucks today

today?

 

[cosjobs]

I'm finally going to the doc today.

I have had about 4-5 episodes of severe chest pain in the last 10 days.

Absolutely nothing ewlse to indicate a heart problem- no dizziness, shortness of breath, tingling or numbness in extremities, feelings of impending doom- none of that, just severe pain that feels like its in my breastplate/breastbone? Discussed with wife/nurse during one of the attacks and she agreed it was not heart. But still hurts like hell.

 

[urbanhack]

I'm finally going to the doc today.I have had about 4-5 episodes of severe chest pain in the last 10 days.Absolutely nothing ewlse to indicate a heart problem- no dizziness, shortness of breath, tingling or numbness in extremities, feelings of impending doom- none of that, just severe pain that feels like its in my breastplate/breastbone? Discussed with wife/nurse during one of the attacks and she agreed it was not heart. But still hurts like hell.

Good luck Cos, hope everything goes well.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

I'm finally going to the doc today.I have had about 4-5 episodes of severe chest pain in the last 10 days.Absolutely nothing ewlse to indicate a heart problem- no dizziness, shortness of breath, tingling or numbness in extremities, feelings of impending doom- none of that, just severe pain that feels like its in my breastplate/breastbone? Discussed with wife/nurse during one of the attacks and she agreed it was not heart. But still hurts like hell.

I'm sorry to hear about your ball cancer.

 

[cosjobs]

I'm finally going to the doc today.I have had about 4-5 episodes of severe chest pain in the last 10 days.Absolutely nothing ewlse to indicate a heart problem- no dizziness, shortness of breath, tingling or numbness in extremities, feelings of impending doom- none of that, just severe pain that feels like its in my breastplate/breastbone? Discussed with wife/nurse during one of the attacks and she agreed it was not heart. But still hurts like hell.

I'm sorry to hear about your ball cancer.

the rapid spread to my nipples is alarming

 

[wadegarrett]

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I'm finally going to the doc today.I have had about 4-5 episodes of severe chest pain in the last 10 days.Absolutely nothing ewlse to indicate a heart problem- no dizziness, shortness of breath, tingling or numbness in extremities, feelings of impending doom- none of that, just severe pain that feels like its in my breastplate/breastbone? Discussed with wife/nurse during one of the attacks and she agreed it was not heart. But still hurts like hell.

I'm sorry to hear about your ball cancer.

the rapid spread to my nipples is alarming

Gllll cosIn the movies isn't is usually gas or indigestion?

 

[Osaurus]

Never gets old.

 

[-fish-]

I'm still giggling over TF looking at the jar of pearls, acting excited that he got jewelry and his wife's favorite jam. :whoosh:

I thought it was sort of sex toy reference

oh god

smucker's <> hershey's

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?

 

[SofaKings]

SS comes through with a Slow's BBQ gift card, a huge cocktail bar guide and the "hungoever cookbook". Many thanks ARud!!!

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

SS comes through with a Slow's BBQ gift card, a huge cocktail bar guide and the "hungoever cookbook". Many thanks ARud!!!

figured I couldn't go wrong with BBQ and booze

 

[Idiot Boxer]

SS comes through with a Slow's BBQ gift card, a huge cocktail bar guide and the "hungoever cookbook". Many thanks ARud!!!

figured I couldn't go wrong with BBQ and booze

Little do you know SofaKings is an Orthodox Jew/recovering alcoholic.

 

[YSR]

SS comes through with a Slow's BBQ gift card, a huge cocktail bar guide and the "hungoever cookbook". Many thanks ARud!!!

Link to such a thing?

 

[SofaKings]

SS comes through with a Slow's BBQ gift card, a huge cocktail bar guide and the "hungoever cookbook". Many thanks ARud!!!

Link to such a thing?

DONE!

 

[SofaKings]

SS comes through with a Slow's BBQ gift card, a huge cocktail bar guide and the "hungoever cookbook". Many thanks ARud!!!

figured I couldn't go wrong with BBQ and booze

Little do you know SofaKings is an Orthodox Jew/recovering alcoholic.

What is funny is that I smoked a brisket for hannukah(wife) yesterday and I'm not drinking this week as there were way too many bacardi/cokes and tallboy PDR's at the Morrissey concert on Sunday night. I'm gonna wait until I hit the In Laws in Phoenix on saturday. Go Irish.

 

[SofaKings]

SS comes through with a Slow's BBQ gift card, a huge cocktail bar guide and the "hungoever cookbook". Many thanks ARud!!!

figured I couldn't go wrong with BBQ and booze

Oh hell no. Maybe I'll drag Bob Henry with me to Slow's. Thanks again!

 

[Thorn]

Dear lord that was annoying.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

there were way too many bacardi/cokes and tallboy PDR's at the Morrissey concert on Sunday night.

Pabst Dlue Ribbon?

 

[SofaKings]

there were way too many bacardi/cokes and tallboy PDR's at the Morrissey concert on Sunday night.

Pabst Dlue Ribbon?

still recovering obviously.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

there were way too many bacardi/cokes and tallboy PDR's at the Morrissey concert on Sunday night.

Pabst Dlue Ribbon?

still recovering obviously.

odviously

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Our GB Gadzooks just text me to let Guster know that his SS gift may be late.

It's possible he'll get it Friday or Saturday, but also possible he won't

Keys is also reminded to not eat perishables from DP until he contacts meAnyone else on TO I should relay a message for?

 

[Pigskin P]

I'm finally going to the doc today.I have had about 4-5 episodes of severe chest pain in the last 10 days.Absolutely nothing ewlse to indicate a heart problem- no dizziness, shortness of breath, tingling or numbness in extremities, feelings of impending doom- none of that, just severe pain that feels like its in my breastplate/breastbone? Discussed with wife/nurse during one of the attacks and she agreed it was not heart. But still hurts like hell.

Sounds scary... But also sounds like the setup to an old Robert Schimmel bit about paying $1500 to fart in the emergency room. Hope that's the case, GB.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm finally going to the doc today.I have had about 4-5 episodes of severe chest pain in the last 10 days.Absolutely nothing ewlse to indicate a heart problem- no dizziness, shortness of breath, tingling or numbness in extremities, feelings of impending doom- none of that, just severe pain that feels like its in my breastplate/breastbone? Discussed with wife/nurse during one of the attacks and she agreed it was not heart. But still hurts like hell.

Damn, GLGB. :(

 

[Tremendous Upside]

I'm sorry to hear about your health troubles GB Cosjobs

It's not nearly as funny when it's real

 

[cosjobs]

there were way too many bacardi/cokes and tallboy PDR's at the Morrissey concert on Sunday night.

Pabst Dlue Ribbon?

Past Due Ribbon

 

[Thorn]

Morrissey, really?

I'm sorry to hear about your trouble listening to upbeat music.