GM's thread about nothing (16 Viewers)

[cosjobs]

Thanks for thoughts/concerns, but diagnosed as a cartilage tear where rib connects to breastbone. Take 2 Alleve 2x a day.

 

[Keys Myaths]

Our GB Gadzooks just text me to let Guster know that his SS gift may be late.

It's possible he'll get it Friday or Saturday, but also possible he won't

Keys is also reminded to not eat perishables from DP until he contacts meAnyone else on TO I should relay a message for?

Not on TO, but I'll be sending mine out today, as part of my present just got here. My SS recipient is out decorating palm trees or something, so it should be fine.

 

[Keys Myaths]

Thanks for thoughts/concerns, but diagnosed as a cartilage tear where rib connects to breastbone. Take 2 Alleve 2x a day.

Awesome news.

 

[General Malaise]

SS comes through with a Slow's BBQ gift card, a huge cocktail bar guide and the "hungoever cookbook". Many thanks ARud!!!

figured I couldn't go wrong with BBQ and booze

Oh hell no. Maybe I'll drag Bob Henry General Forrest Malaise with me to Slow's. Thanks again!

 

[Keys Myaths]

Keys is also reminded to not eat perishables from DP until he contacts me

Haven't gotten this yet.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Thanks for thoughts/concerns, but diagnosed as a cartilage tear where rib connects to breastbone. Take 2 Alleve 2x a day.

hehe

 

[General Malaise]

Morrissey, really?I'm sorry to hear about your trouble listening to upbeat music.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Thanks for thoughts/concerns, but diagnosed as a cartilage tear where rib connects to breastbone. Take 2 Alleve 2x a day.

Probably from laughing too hard at Tanner's shtick.

 

[cosjobs]

I got a package from my GBGM this morning.

Delicious looking, brownies in a festive can. I asked him to send me one, but there were half a dozen at least.

I decide to shtick it up and take a pic of the open can with a picture of that cat that tanner has about GM and football on the computer screen in the background.

I start looking for the pic. I remember I saw it the other day when Llllllama posted a pic from image shack and I dug thru the album. Let me tell you. If you search the forum for lllama and my link, you get about a million results. By the time I give up trying to find it, its time to go to the doc.

When I get home I find this.

This

This

and this

 

[General Malaise]

I got a package from my GBGM this morning.

Delicious looking, brownies in a festive can. I asked him to send me one, but there were half a dozen at least.

I decide to shtick it up and take a pic of the open can with a picture of that cat that tanner has about GM and football on the computer screen in the background.

I start looking for the pic. I remember I saw it the other day when Llllllama posted a pic from image shack and I dug thru the album. Let me tell you. If you search the forum for lllama and my link, you get about a million results. By the time I give up trying to find it, its time to go to the doc.

When I get home I find this.

This

This

and this

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!1Not sure how to tell you this, so I'll just tell you directly: Chocolate is NOT good for dogs, man.

 

[cosjobs]

I got a package from my GBGM this morning.

Delicious looking, brownies in a festive can. I asked him to send me one, but there were half a dozen at least.

I decide to shtick it up and take a pic of the open can with a picture of that cat that tanner has about GM and football on the computer screen in the background.

I start looking for the pic. I remember I saw it the other day when Llllllama posted a pic from image shack and I dug thru the album. Let me tell you. If you search the forum for lllama and my link, you get about a million results. By the time I give up trying to find it, its time to go to the doc.

When I get home I find this.

This

This

and this

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!1Not sure how to tell you this, so I'll just tell you directly: Chocolate is NOT good for dogs, man.

What pisses me off is I didn't eat one right away because I didn't want to go into the doc's too chocolatey

 

[urbanhack]

 

[eoMMan]

Is it poo?

 

[cosjobs]

note the teeth marks on the brownie tin.

I think the apricot poodle got most of them. He's really staggering around.

 

[General Malaise]

So, I put like 6 brownies in there. 1 is MORE than enough for a 200+ pound man, trust me. I sure as hell hope one dog didn't eat them all.

 

[wadegarrett]

ruh oh shaggy

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I took my daughter to the Hawks game this past Friday. We arrived too late for the free cap giveaway but no big deal. About halfway through the first period, an old guy (~65-70) who was sitting a couple rows behind us asked if my daughter got a cap. I said no, so he passed his down. I thanked him more than once, and in the 1st intermission, I bought him a beer and gave it to him on our way back. He thanked me, said I didn't have to do that etc.At the beginning of the third, he got my attention again, and said he couldn't let me have the last word so to speak, and passed down a bag from the Hawk store with a pink $25 cap for my daughter. Weird? At first I thought he was just an older nice guy and hopefully he was but I got mixed reviews after telling the story a couple of times.As an aside, my daughter asked why he gave her another cap, and I told her it was because I gave him a beer. Her response: "Can you buy him another beer?"

I'm sorry to hear about your troubles at the hockey game.

 

[SofaKings]

Morrissey, really?I'm sorry to hear about your trouble listening to upbeat music.

Never seen him before. Good show, right up until the encore where he walked off stage in the middle of the song #####ing about security.

 

[SofaKings]

Morrissey, really?I'm sorry to hear about your trouble listening to upbeat music.

He's been matching my mood the last few mths.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I'm sorry, but if GM kills Cos's dogs with magical brownies, I'm gonna laught til I tear some breast cartilage.

 

[General Malaise]

1200!!!!

 

[General Malaise]

I'm sorry, but if GM kills Cos's dogs with magical brownies, I'm gonna laught til I tear some breast cartilage.

Cos just called me. Said he was pretty sure one dog ate them all....i told him to call his vet pronto. BUT FOR GOD SAKE, YOU DID NOT GET THESE FROM ME!!!!!!!1

 

[SofaKings]

I'm sorry, but if GM kills Cos's dogs with magical brownies, I'm gonna laught til I tear some breast cartilage.

Very

 

[cosjobs]

I'm sorry, but if GM kills Cos's dogs with magical brownies, I'm gonna laught til I tear some breast cartilage.

Cos just called me. Said he was pretty sure one dog ate them all....i told him to call his vet pronto. BUT FOR GOD SAKE, YOU DID NOT GET THESE FROM ME!!!!!!!1

Sorry I did not see this. You may be getting a call from Austin Animal Protective Services

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm sorry, but if GM kills Cos's dogs with magical brownies, I'm gonna laught til I tear some breast cartilage.

SERIOUSLY

 

[YSR]

Thoprawishes to the cosdogs, but

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Cospackage received!

So much stuff going on here...thanks, gb.

Contents as described in chat:

13:02:05 [TRE] two heavy boxes from cosjobs on door step

13:02:33 [zilla] go home, hurry!

13:02:51 [Kraft] BIG REVEAL!

13:02:53 [TRE] i am home

13:03:02 [zilla] oh here we go

13:03:15 [zilla] this is probably the UHEM shwag I was promised

13:03:21 [TUpside] brb, need to get popcorn

13:05:53 [TRE] 1 opened? jar of pine nuts (seal is gone, but maybe unopened)

13:06:23 [zilla] 13:05:53 [TRE] 1 opened jar of pine nuts - mmm chow down

13:06:31 [TRE] 1 copy of "Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia" DVD

13:06:31 [red] worst iDecision ever

[redacted]

13:06:54 [zilla] yeah he was to cosjobs like slowerde was to invisi

13:07:26 [TRE] 1 unopened bottle of "Benissimo Blueberry Balsamic Vinegar"

13:07:35 [zilla] 13:06:31 [TRE] 1 copy of "Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia" DVD - I think I watched this, or part of it

13:07:40 [zilla] I must have been hammered

13:08:06 [TRE] 1 bottle of Conundrum 2007 White Table Wine in a WINEBAT wine holder thing

13:08:35 [Jethro] wine cozy!

13:08:57 [TRE] 1 375ml bottle of Chamarre Jurancon 2003 with winebat cozy

13:10:20 (Wednesday, 21 of December 2011 13:09:18) TRE has closed the browser.

13:10:42 [Jethro] sorry TRE

13:12:16 TRE enters this room.

13:13:07 [TRE] 1 375 bottle of Primus 2005 Cab Suavignon with cozy

13:13:37 [Kraft] solid wine for regifting?

13:13:45 [TRE] 1 bottle of Pernod Fils apertif that was either opened or leaked out on the journey...1/3 bottle left /w cozy

13:14:01 [Jethro] fax me Primus wine please

13:14:23 [zilla] ok have a good day,red. good bye friend

13:14:43 [TRE] 1 small book "Red Harvest" by Dashiell Hammett

13:14:49 [Jethro] nice job today brad

13:14:59 [Jethro] brad chats most during rehash days

13:15:04 [Jethro] we should do it more often

13:15:25 [zilla] because nothing has happened to brad in 4 years

13:16:01 [zilla] except corgis

13:16:03 [TRE] 1 leather "Stone Mountain" wallet

13:16:40 [Jethro] corgis and idiot friends

13:16:46 [Jethro] ruining every league they touch

13:16:51 [TRE] 1 audio tape of Kinky Friedman's Love Song of J. Edgar Hoover

13:17:24 [TRE] 1 DVD "Sick Nurses" appears to be asians that harvest organs :hawt:

13:17:48 [TRE] 1 box of Gudrun truffles

13:18:04 [zilla] 13:17:24 [TRE] 1 DVD "Sick Nurses" appears to be asians that harvest organs :hawt: - finally something worth the shipping

13:18:32 [TRE] 1 small book The Pub Crawler by Maurice Proctor...just noticed both books have a $0.35 price on cover

13:18:56 [Kraft] just had a sprite with my lunch, forgto how turrible Sprite is

13:18:58 [TRE] 1 tin of Habanero BBQ Blue Diamond almonds

13:19:22 [TRE] another bottle of Chamarre

13:19:40 [zilla] 13:18:58 [TRE] 1 tin of Habanero BBQ Blue Diamond almonds - that sounds OK

13:19:56 [zilla] eat almonds and watch *** murderporn

13:20:13 [TRE] YES - UHEM Jersey T-shirt!

13:20:16 [TRE] size XL :deadbanana:

13:20:37 [zilla] I have that exact shirt

13:21:08 [TRE] 1 slightly sticky DVD - The Tragic Fantasy - Tiger of Wanchai...appears to be japanese or something

13:21:36 [TRE] 1 package of whole wheat spaghetti

13:21:37 [zilla] guess TRE's big guy shtick hasn't landed with most people yet

13:21:48 [TRE] make that 2 packages

13:21:57 [Jethro] whole wheat pasta might be the worst thing ever. agree with cos shipping that off

13:22:16 [TRE] i'm pretty shy about posting my pic on the internet

13:22:17 [zilla] I don't mind the wheat pasta drenched in ragu

13:22:31 [TRE] yeah, we have a crap ton of whole wheat pasta...

13:22:46 [zilla] guess you should start every post with I'M LARGE

13:22:48 [TRE] 1 smashed package of mini chips ahoy

13:22:55 [TRE] that's it!

13:23:15 [zilla] considerably healfier than regular pasta so I deal with it. Only rotini though, the spaghetti is weird

13:23:33 [Jethro] i'll get my healthy somewhere else

13:23:49 [zilla] try the rotini, you may like it more

13:24:08 [Jethro] okay will do

13:24:13 [zilla] do it now

13:24:19 [zilla] go on, we'll wait

13:24:26 [Jethro] mostly just TRE head shots though

13:24:39 [Jethro] maybe people think that big mug is attached to brad sized body

13:25:07 [zilla] TRE looks like he must weigh about 160. XL it is!

13:25:15 [TRE] yeah, couponing = free pasta

13:25:20 [Jethro] lol

13:27:12 Picture posted by captainq: [lollipophead]

(Resized to 350 x 280)

13:27:19 [captainq] that's TRE

Edit: Pic added up top

 

[cosjobs]

oh and my vet is off on wednesdays.

is there a ffa vet?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm sorry, but if GM kills Cos's dogs with magical brownies, I'm gonna laught til I tear some breast cartilage.

Cos just called me. Said he was pretty sure one dog ate them all....i told him to call his vet pronto. BUT FOR GOD SAKE, YOU DID NOT GET THESE FROM ME!!!!!!!1

Sorry I did not see this. You may be getting a call from Austin Animal Protective Services

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Keys>Take note of the above exchange between cos and GM

 

[SofaKings]

Clark: "Ed?"

Eddie: "Yeah Clark?"

Clark: "What's wrong with the dog?"

Eddie: "Oh, he's just yacking on a bone. He's got it up. He's all right now."

 

[General Malaise]

Have any of the dogs started listening to Iron Butterfly or asked you to play frisbee with them yet?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Have any of the dogs started listening to Iron Butterfly or asked you to play frisbee with them yet?

My link

 

[YSR]

Figure out which dog is most likely to sit in the backseat and order you around, chauffeur-style.

 

[Keys Myaths]

Keys>Take note of the above exchange between cos and GM

How much can I feed to my cat and be safe?

 

[General Malaise]

Cospackage received!

So much stuff going on here...thanks, gb.

Contents as described in chat:

13:02:05 [TRE] two heavy boxes from cosjobs on door step

13:02:33 [zilla] go home, hurry!

13:02:51 [Kraft] BIG REVEAL!

13:02:53 [TRE] i am home

13:03:02 [zilla] oh here we go

13:03:15 [zilla] this is probably the UHEM shwag I was promised

13:03:21 [TUpside] brb, need to get popcorn

13:05:53 [TRE] 1 opened? jar of pine nuts (seal is gone, but maybe unopened)

13:06:23 [zilla] 13:05:53 [TRE] 1 opened jar of pine nuts - mmm chow down

13:06:31 [TRE] 1 copy of "Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia" DVD

13:06:31 [red] worst iDecision ever

[redacted]

13:06:54 [zilla] yeah he was to cosjobs like slowerde was to invisi

13:07:26 [TRE] 1 unopened bottle of "Benissimo Blueberry Balsamic Vinegar"

13:07:35 [zilla] 13:06:31 [TRE] 1 copy of "Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia" DVD - I think I watched this, or part of it

13:07:40 [zilla] I must have been hammered

13:08:06 [TRE] 1 bottle of Conundrum 2007 White Table Wine in a WINEBAT wine holder thing

13:08:35 [Jethro] wine cozy!

13:08:57 [TRE] 1 375ml bottle of Chamarre Jurancon 2003 with winebat cozy

13:10:20 (Wednesday, 21 of December 2011 13:09:18) TRE has closed the browser.

13:10:42 [Jethro] sorry TRE

13:12:16 TRE enters this room.

13:13:07 [TRE] 1 375 bottle of Primus 2005 Cab Suavignon with cozy

13:13:37 [Kraft] solid wine for regifting?

13:13:45 [TRE] 1 bottle of Pernod Fils apertif that was either opened or leaked out on the journey...1/3 bottle left /w cozy

13:14:01 [Jethro] fax me Primus wine please

13:14:23 [zilla] ok have a good day,red. good bye friend

13:14:43 [TRE] 1 small book "Red Harvest" by Dashiell Hammett

13:14:49 [Jethro] nice job today brad

13:14:59 [Jethro] brad chats most during rehash days

13:15:04 [Jethro] we should do it more often

13:15:25 [zilla] because nothing has happened to brad in 4 years

13:16:01 [zilla] except corgis

13:16:03 [TRE] 1 leather "Stone Mountain" wallet

13:16:40 [Jethro] corgis and idiot friends

13:16:46 [Jethro] ruining every league they touch

13:16:51 [TRE] 1 audio tape of Kinky Friedman's Love Song of J. Edgar Hoover

13:17:24 [TRE] 1 DVD "Sick Nurses" appears to be asians that harvest organs :hawt:

13:17:48 [TRE] 1 box of Gudrun truffles

13:18:04 [zilla] 13:17:24 [TRE] 1 DVD "Sick Nurses" appears to be asians that harvest organs :hawt: - finally something worth the shipping

13:18:32 [TRE] 1 small book The Pub Crawler by Maurice Proctor...just noticed both books have a $0.35 price on cover

13:18:56 [Kraft] just had a sprite with my lunch, forgto how turrible Sprite is

13:18:58 [TRE] 1 tin of Habanero BBQ Blue Diamond almonds

13:19:22 [TRE] another bottle of Chamarre

13:19:40 [zilla] 13:18:58 [TRE] 1 tin of Habanero BBQ Blue Diamond almonds - that sounds OK

13:19:56 [zilla] eat almonds and watch *** murderporn

13:20:13 [TRE] YES - UHEM Jersey T-shirt!

13:20:16 [TRE] size XL :deadbanana:

13:20:37 [zilla] I have that exact shirt

13:21:08 [TRE] 1 slightly sticky DVD - The Tragic Fantasy - Tiger of Wanchai...appears to be japanese or something

13:21:36 [TRE] 1 package of whole wheat spaghetti

13:21:37 [zilla] guess TRE's big guy shtick hasn't landed with most people yet

13:21:48 [TRE] make that 2 packages

13:21:57 [Jethro] whole wheat pasta might be the worst thing ever. agree with cos shipping that off

13:22:16 [TRE] i'm pretty shy about posting my pic on the internet

13:22:17 [zilla] I don't mind the wheat pasta drenched in ragu

13:22:31 [TRE] yeah, we have a crap ton of whole wheat pasta...

13:22:46 [zilla] guess you should start every post with I'M LARGE

13:22:48 [TRE] 1 smashed package of mini chips ahoy

13:22:55 [TRE] that's it!

13:23:15 [zilla] considerably healfier than regular pasta so I deal with it. Only rotini though, the spaghetti is weird

13:23:33 [Jethro] i'll get my healthy somewhere else

13:23:49 [zilla] try the rotini, you may like it more

13:24:08 [Jethro] okay will do

13:24:13 [zilla] do it now

13:24:19 [zilla] go on, we'll wait

13:24:26 [Jethro] mostly just TRE head shots though

13:24:39 [Jethro] maybe people think that big mug is attached to brad sized body

13:25:07 [zilla] TRE looks like he must weigh about 160. XL it is!

13:25:15 [TRE] yeah, couponing = free pasta

13:25:20 [Jethro] lol

13:27:12 Picture posted by captainq: [lollipophead]

(Resized to 350 x 280)

13:27:19 [captainq] that's TRE

God, I miss chat.

 

[urbanhack]

Have any of the dogs started listening to Iron Butterfly or asked you to play frisbee with them yet?

Here's how they act when they see a brownie now.

 

[Drifter]

Put on Dark Side of the Moon, put out some chips and cookies and everything should be fine.

Seriously, I think that the chocolate poses the greater risk than the seasonings. If you have any Hydrogen Peroxide use it to induce the dog to throw up the rest of what's in its stomach.

 

[Drifter]

And, no I'm not a vet but my grandfather and uncle both were and I've eaten a lot of brownies in my time.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

My dog eats grass when he wants to throw up. Maybe Fluffy will do it on her own?

 

[General Malaise]

Have any of the dogs started listening to Iron Butterfly or asked you to play frisbee with them yet?

Here's how they act when they see a brownie now.

 

[General Malaise]

Put on Dark Side of the Moon, put out some chips and cookies and everything should be fine.Seriously, I think that the chocolate poses the greater risk than the seasonings. If you have any Hydrogen Peroxide use it to induce the dog to throw up the rest of what's in its stomach.

Cos, can you at least mail the throw-up back to me? That was like $50 worth of THC. TIA.

 

[General Malaise]

To induce a dog to vomit, load a medicine syringe up with about 2 tablespoons of hydrogen peroxide. (The 3% solution)

Gently dribble it down their throat. Don't squirt it, make sure he swallows it instead of taking it into his lungs.

In about 5 minutes he should vomit.

 

[urbanhack]

To induce a dog to vomit, load a medicine syringe up with about 2 tablespoons of hydrogen peroxide. (The 3% solution)

Gently dribble it down their throat. Don't squirt it, make sure he swallows it instead of taking it into his lungs.

In about 5 minutes he should vomit.

how the hell do you know this???

 

[SofaKings]

To induce a dog to vomit, load a medicine syringe up with about 2 tablespoons of hydrogen peroxide. (The 3% solution)

Gently dribble it down their throat. Don't squirt it, make sure he swallows it instead of taking it into his lungs.

In about 5 minutes he should vomit.

how the hell do you know this???

and what happens if it goes into the dogs lungs?

 

[YSR]

Enjoying the GM Panic Show.

 

[General Malaise]

To induce a dog to vomit, load a medicine syringe up with about 2 tablespoons of hydrogen peroxide. (The 3% solution)

Gently dribble it down their throat. Don't squirt it, make sure he swallows it instead of taking it into his lungs.

In about 5 minutes he should vomit.

how the hell do you know this???

My google search history now includes "My dog ate a pot brownie". Man, if my employer ever did an extensive search of my search history, I'd be having the same sort of work struggles you have.

 

[SofaKings]

Enjoying the GM Panic Show.

GM isn't responding to "dog killer" texts.

 

[General Malaise]

Wait, Gadzooks got suspended now?

Come on, Joe. Please let our friends back in. We'll be good. I promise. Where's the xmas spirit, big fella?

 

[SofaKings]

Not only did GM fire Cos from fantasy beisbol, he killed his dog. Shame, shame...