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Whoever cos gets in next year's SS better hope they don't get dried out, year old dog poop. Although, that would be the best schtick ever. Especially if it wasn't even from his dog.

 
:thumbup: to Cos for hookin up the staches.

I think he may be the only person I ever spoke to from the internet. I think it was about 10+ years ago, about selling for him or something.

He sounded like "it puts the lotion in the basket" :scared: and I was young and a new dad so F that!

I think I may have missed out on 10 years of awesomeness. :ptts: Heres To you my scary sounding friend :banned:

 
The ex gf is going to be moving out at the end of January. I just moved the couch off to the side of the living room (perpendicular to the tv) and plopped my leather recliner right in front of the tv. The chair is against an 8' wide x 8' tall section of wall that is currently contractor beige and only has a clock that will end up some other place. The other wall in the living room is a pinkish brick. Any thoughts on art or something I should put up there??

 
The ex gf is going to be moving out at the end of January. I just moved the couch off to the side of the living room (perpendicular to the tv) and plopped my leather recliner right in front of the tv. The chair is against an 8' wide x 8' tall section of wall that is currently contractor beige and only has a clock that will end up some other place. The other wall in the living room is a pinkish brick. Any thoughts on art or something I should put up there??
another tv, a bar or a wine cellar
 
The ex gf is going to be moving out at the end of January. I just moved the couch off to the side of the living room (perpendicular to the tv) and plopped my leather recliner right in front of the tv. The chair is against an 8' wide x 8' tall section of wall that is currently contractor beige and only has a clock that will end up some other place. The other wall in the living room is a pinkish brick. Any thoughts on art or something I should put up there??
another tv, a bar or a wine cellar
Woah, a tv on each wall (parallel) of my living room would be interesting, but my head would probably pop. I'll post a pic of said space in a few
 
this also means that the three people I'm closest to have all within a three week span decided to end their marriages after the holidays. one of these couples just had their 20th anniversary.

 
The ex gf is going to be moving out at the end of January. I just moved the couch off to the side of the living room (perpendicular to the tv) and plopped my leather recliner right in front of the tv. The chair is against an 8' wide x 8' tall section of wall that is currently contractor beige and only has a clock that will end up some other place. The other wall in the living room is a pinkish brick. Any thoughts on art or something I should put up there??
This poster
 
The ex gf is going to be moving out at the end of January. I just moved the couch off to the side of the living room (perpendicular to the tv) and plopped my leather recliner right in front of the tv. The chair is against an 8' wide x 8' tall section of wall that is currently contractor beige and only has a clock that will end up some other place. The other wall in the living room is a pinkish brick. Any thoughts on art or something I should put up there??
tim tebow fathead
 
The ex gf is going to be moving out at the end of January. I just moved the couch off to the side of the living room (perpendicular to the tv) and plopped my leather recliner right in front of the tv. The chair is against an 8' wide x 8' tall section of wall that is currently contractor beige and only has a clock that will end up some other place. The other wall in the living room is a pinkish brick. Any thoughts on art or something I should put up there??
another tv, a bar or a wine cellar
Woah, a tv on each wall (parallel) of my living room would be interesting, but my head would probably pop. I'll post a pic of said space in a few
Pic hereChair faces my tv.

 
The ex gf is going to be moving out at the end of January. I just moved the couch off to the side of the living room (perpendicular to the tv) and plopped my leather recliner right in front of the tv. The chair is against an 8' wide x 8' tall section of wall that is currently contractor beige and only has a clock that will end up some other place. The other wall in the living room is a pinkish brick. Any thoughts on art or something I should put up there??
This poster
:lmao:
 
The ex gf is going to be moving out at the end of January. I just moved the couch off to the side of the living room (perpendicular to the tv) and plopped my leather recliner right in front of the tv. The chair is against an 8' wide x 8' tall section of wall that is currently contractor beige and only has a clock that will end up some other place. The other wall in the living room is a pinkish brick. Any thoughts on art or something I should put up there??
tim tebow fathead
:thumbup: Chicks dig fat heads...
 
I ordered one of these for my brother from Amazon. UPS says it was delivered 2 days ago, but it's nowhere to be found. Do I have any recourse? Drifter?

 
Can anybody guess who my Secret Santa is?

Thanks GBTB, I will wear it with something close to pride, and I look forward to the arrival of part 2.
:lmao: The significance of the 0 8 is that 93308 8 is the zip code for Oildale. Around here we just the 08.

An "08-er" is another way of saying 'redneck'.
why does it say fishing team and show a runner?
well, you gotta be pretty fast to catch a fish
 
Can anybody guess who my Secret Santa is?

Thanks GBTB, I will wear it with something close to pride, and I look forward to the arrival of part 2.
:lmao: The significance of the 0 8 is that 93308 8 is the zip code for Oildale. Around here we just the 08.

An "08-er" is another way of saying 'redneck'.
why does it say fishing team and show a runner?
Because you're a winner, guy. A winner. :lmao: Because they didn't have any art-work for fishing. It was either the runner crossing the finish line or girl twirling a drill team flag.

 
my paralegal told her husband she's leaving him after the holidays
Why wait? Unruly children involved?
yes.
Way to keep things simple, gb. :thumbup:
worse? our daughters are friends, since they're about 5 months apart in age and have known each other their whole lives. yesterday my ex, who I've been officially divorced from for a solid 24 hours, takes the girls ice skating and ends up hanging out at with my paralegal at her house for an hour or so afterward.
 
my paralegal told her husband she's leaving him after the holidays
Why wait? Unruly children involved?
yes.
Way to keep things simple, gb. :thumbup:
worse? our daughters are friends, since they're about 5 months apart in age and have known each other their whole lives. yesterday my ex, who I've been officially divorced from for a solid 24 hours, takes the girls ice skating and ends up hanging out at with my paralegal at her house for an hour or so afterward.
this is so going to end well.
 
Can anybody guess who my Secret Santa is?

Thanks GBTB, I will wear it with something close to pride, and I look forward to the arrival of part 2.
:lmao: The significance of the 0 8 is that 93308 8 is the zip code for Oildale. Around here we just the 08.

An "08-er" is another way of saying 'redneck'.
why does it say fishing team and show a runner?
Because you're a winner, guy. A winner. :lmao: Because they didn't have any art-work for fishing. It was either the runner crossing the finish line or girl twirling a drill team flag.
Awesome
 
Update on Boondock Saints: This movie is kind of stupid.
You of all people should be able to appreciate it for what it is.
I thought it was going to be awesome because I thought lots of people loved it. Clearly my expectations were too high. I will readjust.
My 19 year old son loves that movie. Oddly enough I had never seen it until a couple of years ago. I had heard more than a few people rave about it. When I finally saw it I didn't have the heart to tell my kid how terrible it is.
 

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