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I had an awesome time skiing Friday. Snow was 83" with fresh powder. I made several half runs and a couple full runs, then went to a party in the evening. I felt great. Didn't fall once.

Today I slipped in the shower and pulled a groin muscle.

 
'YSR said:
Got Star Wars Episodes 4-6 for Christmas and sat down to view them last night. First time in at least 20 years, I think. Tore through Episode 4, and then popped in Empire Strikes Back. I can't imagine this to be true, but it may be possible that I never saw ESB growing up. I didn't recognize anything. Definitely saw ROTJ though. :shrug:

My husband's favorite part of our movie night - other than the constant comparison of our relationship to C3PO (me) and R2D2 (him) - was in ESB when they are taking Han off to put him in the carbonite: Leia finally comes around and tells him she loves him. His response? "I know".

Oof.
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Allegedly ad libbed. Sure. Just like the gun scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark.
 
verdict: this movie was mostly kind of awful, but Timberlake and Kunis are both very likeable so it didn't feel like a total waste of time. Sent a copy of this one to cos for secret santa, interested to hear if he's watched it yet.

 
'Kubes said:
verdict: this movie was mostly kind of awful, but Timberlake and Kunis are both very likeable so it didn't feel like a total waste of time. Sent a copy of this one to cos for secret santa, interested to hear if he's watched it yet.
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I liked it quite a bit, but as you say, Kunis and Timberlake are both so likeable its hard for me to dislike having spent time with them. As a romcom I'd give it 4.2 stars/5. as a movie overall about 2.88
 
'St. Louis Bob said:
'Gadzooks said:
Twas the night before Crimmus, and all through the GMTAN ThreadNot a poster was posting, not even TRE and his big bald headAll members are drinking and eating, about to bust their belt bucklesWho comes down Fish's chimney, not Santa, but a psycho named KnucklesTomorrow's xmas dinners will be tasty and finger lickinEven on xmas I'll still have crock pot chickenWe celebrate the day Jesus was bornAnd get naked lady pics from a guy named ThornLittle girls wait to get toys from Santa's sleighJust a few more years till they meet Homer JayLucky for Frosty and SLB their wives aren't pickyWe'd all be cooler if we wore our hats like RudnickiStryker set up the GMTAN SS, he's quite the plannerIn 70 years he'll be as old as TannerDogs eating treats from GM could be tragicLike Kev's hair, his brownies are magicMy Xmas wish is for all to be happy and freeAnd on this Xmas I think I can guaranteeThe beer we drink will be very coldAnd Zooks will be B-Deep in a 22 year oldI wish each of you all happiness and good healthFor my friendships in the GMTAN is how I measure my wealthMerry Christmas you dickmittens!!!
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:Sober but hungover, still love you guys. Merry Christmas!PSCal went ape #### over the night vision goggles.
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Hey all, Merry Belated Christmas to all.I've been crazy busy and had surgery in there too.I won't hipple except for this post.I hope everyone had a very Merry Christmas
 
'General Malaise said:
Wife and I stayed overnight at the swanky Allison Inn and had a very enjoyable stay, although I would probably never spend that sort of dough for a room on myself. The room was very nice and it had all the luxurious amenities I don't have at home...fireplace by the bed, balcony, push button shades, oversized tub with a moveable wall so I could watch TV from the tub. Fabulous room. Fabulous view. Fabulous stay.

However, at one point during our time there, I went to pop an Alieve for my sore and aching back. As I went to toss it back into my throat and wash it down with a Widmer IPA, I missed my mouth and the pill tumbled onto the carpeted floor by the bed. I squatted down, grabbed the pill and went to toss it back into my mouth but just before I could get it in there, a voice from inside my head screamed out loud to me and halted me in my tracks...

WHAT KIND OF AN ANIMAL SKEETS ON THE FLOOR????.

So I threw the pill away and went about killing the pain with booze and brownies.

The End.

P&S, thank you Truck and Shuke! :thumbup:
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What was behind the bed? Hundred dollar bills?
 
'Kubes said:
verdict: this movie was mostly kind of awful, but Timberlake and Kunis are both very likeable so it didn't feel like a total waste of time. Sent a copy of this one to cos for secret santa, interested to hear if he's watched it yet.
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I thought it was pretty damn funny. And probably one of the best romantic comedies I've seen.
 
'Ignoramus said:
'Notorious T.R.E. said:
Lots of dudes intentionally watching romantic comedies in here.
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:goodposting: And calling them romcoms, to boot. WTF?
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Weren't there a couple of movies that came out this year with the same premise as this one? Girl meets boy, boy meets girl, both decide they want sex but no relationship, give it a go, end up falling in love. Along the way, lots of funny and whacky things happen. Probably a couple of bathroom scenes, some partial (but frustrating) nudity and certainly a breakup or two which later leads to a segment set to music where they play back memories in their head of what happened and realize "Hey, I LOVE HER/HIM" and make a mad rush, crossing streets, holding up airplanes, telling cab drivers to "BREAK ALL RULES" in an effort to tell him/her "I LOVE YOU". amirte?
 
'General Malaise said:
'Homer J Simpson said:
'SofaKings said:
'Notorious T.R.E. said:
Lots of dudes intentionally watching romantic comedies in here.
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:goodposting: whyohwhy?
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Mila. That's why.
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Are we really supposed to believe that an incredibly hot PIA like Mila would give up teh sex to a skinny, pale, goofy looking dork like Justin Timberlake? Come on...Chi-Mo mustachioed Bogart is more believable.
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lol, gb GM.Homer> Mila get nekkid in this one? I thought not.
 
'General Malaise said:
'YSR said:
'General Malaise said:
'YSR said:
Got Star Wars Episodes 4-6 for Christmas and sat down to view them last night. First time in at least 20 years, I think. Tore through Episode 4, and then popped in Empire Strikes Back. I can't imagine this to be true, but it may be possible that I never saw ESB growing up. I didn't recognize anything. Definitely saw ROTJ though. :shrug:

My husband's favorite part of our movie night - other than the constant comparison of our relationship to C3PO (me) and R2D2 (him) - was in ESB when they are taking Han off to put him in the carbonite: Leia finally comes around and tells him she loves him. His response? "I know".

Oof.
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Hipple, that you?
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:confused: If this exact conversation is elsewhere in this thread then yes, I'm hippling.
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bad joke...just figured everybody in the world had seen ESB a gazillion times like I have. The "I know" line was a big hit in 1982 or so. I think I've used it with every single woman who has ever been drunk enough to tell me they 'love me'. Anyhow...welcome to the best Star Wars movie of them all. It's ESB followed by Star Wars (original) and then a long drop down to Return of the Jedi. There just aren't anymore after that. Nope. Just 3. Lucas surely never attempted to destroy the entire franchise on three more films after he sold his soul and forgot how to create a compelling story. Nope.
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I have never seen any of those movies. :shrug:

 
'General Malaise said:
'Homer J Simpson said:
'SofaKings said:
'Notorious T.R.E. said:
Lots of dudes intentionally watching romantic comedies in here.
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:goodposting: whyohwhy?
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Mila. That's why.
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Are we really supposed to believe that an incredibly hot PIA like Mila would give up teh sex to a skinny, pale, goofy looking dork like Justin Timberlake? Come on...Chi-Mo mustachioed Bogart is more believable.
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To be fair, JT is pretty jacked up in this movie. Clearly spent a lot of time in the weight room. And 50% of the movie is the two of them rolling around naked. No full nudity but lots of almost.
 
'James Daulton said:
'General Malaise said:
'Homer J Simpson said:
'SofaKings said:
'Notorious T.R.E. said:
Lots of dudes intentionally watching romantic comedies in here.
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:goodposting: whyohwhy?
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Mila. That's why.
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Are we really supposed to believe that an incredibly hot PIA like Mila would give up teh sex to a skinny, pale, goofy looking dork like Justin Timberlake? Come on...Chi-Mo mustachioed Bogart is more believable.
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To be fair, JT is pretty jacked up in this movie. Clearly spent a lot of time in the weight room. And 50% of the movie is the two of them rolling around naked. No full nudity but lots of almost.
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He may have bulked up, but he still looks like a goofy dork.
 
'General Malaise said:
'James Daulton said:
'General Malaise said:
'Homer J Simpson said:
'SofaKings said:
'Notorious T.R.E. said:
Lots of dudes intentionally watching romantic comedies in here.
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:goodposting: whyohwhy?
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Mila. That's why.
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Are we really supposed to believe that an incredibly hot PIA like Mila would give up teh sex to a skinny, pale, goofy looking dork like Justin Timberlake? Come on...Chi-Mo mustachioed Bogart is more believable.
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To be fair, JT is pretty jacked up in this movie. Clearly spent a lot of time in the weight room. And 50% of the movie is the two of them rolling around naked. No full nudity but lots of almost.
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He may have bulked up, but he still looks like a goofy dork.
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Chicks dig him. He can sing, dance, he's pretty funny. :shrug:
 
Dear Older-Gal-That-Works-In-My-Office,

I can appreciate trying to look your best by throwing on the bright ***hsia lipstick every day. You're going gray gracefully and that's cool too. What I don't understand is why you'd attract the eye to your shiny pink lips with that massive gray and black caterpillar of a mustache on your upper lip. It's time to either quit the lipstick or shave/wax. You make the call.

Yours in Christo,

TRE

 
Any good Christmas hauls? I didn't get anything "big" but I am extremely happy.

Dremel accessory set.

Wall mounted bottle opener with a catch basin for the caps.

Air compressor for inflating bike tires.

Dance With Dragons. The first time I take this on a trip will probably make me change my mind about getting a Kindle.

Barry Larkin starting lineup figure :bag:

A DVD set from some barbecue show.

A bunch of various tools that I will definitely use.

 
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