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Down in the city today, shuffling around on the ice in my walking shuffling boot when we see one of those people that stops on the sidewalk, checks his phone and then starts walking in the opposite direction. Being the curious type that I am, I decided to turn around and follow. My g/f is a good sport and she tagged along, all the while laughing at my efforts to keep up with my new friend. Once he realized what I was doing (it might have been me asking "where are we going?" that tipped him off) he stepped up his pace, including a blatant disregard for pedestrian signs when he damn near sprinted across the street when the little hand was up telling us to stop. Not one to be deterred, I hobbled as best I could to keep up until he eventually ducked down to the subway and I couldn't keep up with him on the stairs. I'm still bitter about this. If anyone happens to know who I'm talking about, could you ask him where he was looking to go?

Lessons learned --

1) People are embarrassed when they change their mind about where they want to go in a crowd of strangers.

2) I need to put some wheels on my walking boot.

 
My husband is contemplating getting his own account here, as he's on this site about as much as I am. He asked what his username should be, and whether it should be tied into mine. I said it could, but that others have had success with completely different usernames. I mentioned k4 and OH. And for some reason felt compelled to share the following:Way back when I first joined this board and very shortly thereafter, chat, I stupidly believed that people kept notebooks. So I started my own. I don't know where it is now, but I recall that one of my entries was something along the lines of:

k4: super rich; could have you killed
I laughingly mentioned this to him, and his response was simply, "well, that only takes a couple thousand dollars." :unsure:
 
The New York Times just discovered that people shop drunk. What a surprise. I had to disable the 'one click purchase' on my Amazon account years ago. But not before buying some real winners like a Bob Wills box set that I never listened to in honor of my late grandfather, a collection of some knockoff Girls Gone Wild videos called Dreamgirls, a Buddy Christ action figure and other assorted goodies.

 
My husband is contemplating getting his own account here, as he's on this site about as much as I am. He asked what his username should be, and whether it should be tied into mine. I said it could, but that others have had success with completely different usernames. I mentioned k4 and OH. And for some reason felt compelled to share the following:Way back when I first joined this board and very shortly thereafter, chat, I stupidly believed that people kept notebooks. So I started my own. I don't know where it is now, but I recall that one of my entries was something along the lines of:

k4: super rich; could have you killed
I laughingly mentioned this to him, and his response was simply, "well, that only takes a couple thousand dollars." :unsure:
Start hiding, umm, well...just start hiding.
 
Boss gave me a nice bonus and an overly generous gift card to a swanky spa/resort that we've already used. Thanks boss.Parents gave me a nice check. Thanks folks.Kids gave me tickets to see the Ducks/Beavers basketball game. Thanks kids.Wife gave me some socks. Thanks wife.Wife's parents gave me a gift card to Rite Aid, Panera Bread (anyone want this?) and Starbuks. Thanks in laws.Happy albino.
I made a donation in your name to The Human Fund. Welcome.
 
Boss gave me a nice bonus and an overly generous gift card to a swanky spa/resort that we've already used. Thanks boss.Parents gave me a nice check. Thanks folks.Kids gave me tickets to see the Ducks/Beavers basketball game. Thanks kids.Wife gave me some socks. Thanks wife.Wife's parents gave me a gift card to Rite Aid, Panera Bread (anyone want this?) and Starbuks. Thanks in laws.Happy albino.
I made a donation in your name to The Human Fund. Welcome.
Ah, the joke that keeps on bombing...
 
My husband is contemplating getting his own account here, as he's on this site about as much as I am. He asked what his username should be, and whether it should be tied into mine. I said it could, but that others have had success with completely different usernames. I mentioned k4 and OH. And for some reason felt compelled to share the following:Way back when I first joined this board and very shortly thereafter, chat, I stupidly believed that people kept notebooks. So I started my own. I don't know where it is now, but I recall that one of my entries was something along the lines of:

k4: super rich; could have you killed
I laughingly mentioned this to him, and his response was simply, "well, that only takes a couple thousand dollars." :unsure:
I think maybe the two entries were meant to be independent of each other.But yes, start hiding...
 
My husband is contemplating getting his own account here, as he's on this site about as much as I am. He asked what his username should be, and whether it should be tied into mine. I said it could, but that others have had success with completely different usernames. I mentioned k4 and OH. And for some reason felt compelled to share the following:Way back when I first joined this board and very shortly thereafter, chat, I stupidly believed that people kept notebooks. So I started my own. I don't know where it is now, but I recall that one of my entries was something along the lines of:

k4: super rich; could have you killed
I laughingly mentioned this to him, and his response was simply, "well, that only takes a couple thousand dollars." :unsure:
I think maybe the two entries were meant to be independent of each other.But yes, start hiding...
To be honest, I think the exact quote was "could have me killed". I sent a pic of the page to Thorn one time, about a year ago. Was a great find.
 
My husband is contemplating getting his own account here, as he's on this site about as much as I am. He asked what his username should be, and whether it should be tied into mine. I said it could, but that others have had success with completely different usernames. I mentioned k4 and OH. And for some reason felt compelled to share the following:Way back when I first joined this board and very shortly thereafter, chat, I stupidly believed that people kept notebooks. So I started my own. I don't know where it is now, but I recall that one of my entries was something along the lines of:

k4: super rich; could have you killed
I laughingly mentioned this to him, and his response was simply, "well, that only takes a couple thousand dollars." :unsure:
I think maybe the two entries were meant to be independent of each other.But yes, start hiding...
To be honest, I think the exact quote was "could have me killed". I sent a pic of the page to Thorn one time, about a year ago. Was a great find.
If it makes you feel any better, I've never once seriously considered having you killed. :thumbup:
 
My husband is contemplating getting his own account here, as he's on this site about as much as I am. He asked what his username should be, and whether it should be tied into mine. I said it could, but that others have had success with completely different usernames. I mentioned k4 and OH. And for some reason felt compelled to share the following:Way back when I first joined this board and very shortly thereafter, chat, I stupidly believed that people kept notebooks. So I started my own. I don't know where it is now, but I recall that one of my entries was something along the lines of:

k4: super rich; could have you killed
I laughingly mentioned this to him, and his response was simply, "well, that only takes a couple thousand dollars." :unsure:
I think maybe the two entries were meant to be independent of each other.But yes, start hiding...
To be honest, I think the exact quote was "could have me killed". I sent a pic of the page to Thorn one time, about a year ago. Was a great find.
If it makes you feel any better, I've never once seriously considered having you killed. :thumbup:
:wub:
 
The major problem with “Friends” is that the tepid Timberlake and full-on sexy Kunis seem woefully mismatched. She’s a human barracuda, feisty and full of energy and capable of emotional swings that could knock a truck sideways.Timberlake, not so much. And that’s really disappointing. He has often been hilarious in his frequent appearances on “Saturday Night Live,” but in an extended film role, especially one in which he is required to do more than comedy, he appears diminished, a wan, pale presence. If Jamie and Dylan existed in real life, she’d dine on him for breakfast -- no sexual pun intended -- and be ravenous again by 10 a.m.
:shrug:
who wrote that garbage?
 
The New York Times just discovered that people shop drunk. What a surprise. I had to disable the 'one click purchase' on my Amazon account years ago. But not before buying some real winners like a Bob Wills box set that I never listened to in honor of my late grandfather, a collection of some knockoff Girls Gone Wild videos called Dreamgirls, a Buddy Christ action figure and other assorted goodies.
They used to have a daquiri stand at our mall
 
The New York Times just discovered that people shop drunk. What a surprise. I had to disable the 'one click purchase' on my Amazon account years ago. But not before buying some real winners like a Bob Wills box set that I never listened to in honor of my late grandfather, a collection of some knockoff Girls Gone Wild videos called Dreamgirls, a Buddy Christ action figure and other assorted goodies.
They used to have a daquiri stand at our mall
Yeah, but none of the rules for polite society exist in New Orleans. Or Vegas.
 
Down in the city today, shuffling around on the ice in my walking shuffling boot when we see one of those people that stops on the sidewalk, checks his phone and then starts walking in the opposite direction. Being the curious type that I am, I decided to turn around and follow. My g/f is a good sport and she tagged along, all the while laughing at my efforts to keep up with my new friend. Once he realized what I was doing (it might have been me asking "where are we going?" that tipped him off) he stepped up his pace, including a blatant disregard for pedestrian signs when he damn near sprinted across the street when the little hand was up telling us to stop. Not one to be deterred, I hobbled as best I could to keep up until he eventually ducked down to the subway and I couldn't keep up with him on the stairs. I'm still bitter about this. If anyone happens to know who I'm talking about, could you ask him where he was looking to go?

Lessons learned --

1) People are embarrassed when they change their mind about where they want to go in a crowd of strangers.

2) I need to put some wheels on my walking boot.
If by "embarrassed" you mean "freaked out by the psycho chasing him", then yea, I see your point.
 
The New York Times just discovered that people shop drunk. What a surprise. I had to disable the 'one click purchase' on my Amazon account years ago. But not before buying some real winners like a Bob Wills box set that I never listened to in honor of my late grandfather, a collection of some knockoff Girls Gone Wild videos called Dreamgirls, a Buddy Christ action figure and other assorted goodies.
They used to have a daquiri stand at our mall
Your town has daquiri stands at PTA meetings.
 
My husband is contemplating getting his own account here, as he's on this site about as much as I am. He asked what his username should be, and whether it should be tied into mine. I said it could, but that others have had success with completely different usernames. I mentioned k4 and OH. And for some reason felt compelled to share the following:Way back when I first joined this board and very shortly thereafter, chat, I stupidly believed that people kept notebooks. So I started my own. I don't know where it is now, but I recall that one of my entries was something along the lines of:

k4: super rich; could have you killed
I laughingly mentioned this to him, and his response was simply, "well, that only takes a couple thousand dollars." :unsure:
Doesn't matter what his handle is, he will always be Mr. YSR
 
Got a Nikon D7000 for Christmas. You heard me.
Nice...I think PV will be getting one of these soon for her photography bidness.
We're thinking that might be in the future.
It's pretty much free money. :thumbup:
A friend of mine's wife starting doing this and was able to buy him a pair of socks for xmas.
LMFAO
 
Got a Nikon D7000 for Christmas. You heard me.
Nice...I think PV will be getting one of these soon for her photography bidness.
What does PV stand for again? And why do you keep using it despite the fact that nobody else does?
Huh?
Coy isn't you.
1. People that need to know already know.2. I'm not using her actual name and I think Mrs. TRE is silly.Happy?
 
Got a Nikon D7000 for Christmas. You heard me.
Nice...I think PV will be getting one of these soon for her photography bidness.
What does PV stand for again? And why do you keep using it despite the fact that nobody else does?
Huh?
Coy isn't you.
1. People that need to know already know.2. I'm not using her actual name and I think Mrs. TRE is silly.Happy?
You can't just call her your wife like normal people?
 
Got a Nikon D7000 for Christmas. You heard me.
Nice...I think PV will be getting one of these soon for her photography bidness.
What does PV stand for again? And why do you keep using it despite the fact that nobody else does?
Huh?
Coy isn't you.
1. People that need to know already know.2. I'm not using her actual name and I think Mrs. TRE is silly.Happy?
You can't just call her your wife like normal people?
She's not my wife, Descartes.
 
Got a Nikon D7000 for Christmas. You heard me.
Nice...I think PV will be getting one of these soon for her photography bidness.
What does PV stand for again? And why do you keep using it despite the fact that nobody else does?
Huh?
Coy isn't you.
1. People that need to know already know.2. I'm not using her actual name and I think Mrs. TRE is silly.Happy?
You can't just call her your wife like normal people?
She's not my wife, Descartes.
You seem testy tonight. I think I'll just log off.
 

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