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Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Furley> THE Weasels burned down on nye.
oursout40:
oursout40:
pretty sure Bruce Henderson handles the mobile app development and support.
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HighBeams
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Dear Apple Cider Vinegar,
Thank you for curing heartburn due to indulgence, crippling headaches, periodic insomnia, the odd hangover, arthritis & other general aches, possibly cancer and most likely ridding the world of nutty dictators. You make me feel warm and fuzzy all the time. I will forever be your friend.
Yours in X,
Praise Allah,
Om,
Rock Me Amadeus,
Doug.
Thank you for curing heartburn due to indulgence, crippling headaches, periodic insomnia, the odd hangover, arthritis & other general aches, possibly cancer and most likely ridding the world of nutty dictators. You make me feel warm and fuzzy all the time. I will forever be your friend.
Yours in X,
Praise Allah,
Om,
Rock Me Amadeus,
Doug.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Throw it up the ladder please. Tia
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
@ "Scores" and "Gary Glitter"Both of these were excellent.
Weighed in the morning at 183. Ate nothing but veggies and drank a ####load of water all day. I already feel like a new personLots of meat and no water for the next 2 days
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Rose Bowl anyone? GM is complaining about the refs at this point. Does ANYONE agree?
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
I was at my BIL's place for the Giants-Cowboys game. His buddy from work came over with his three daughters: 22 (offdee 4.5), 20 (offdee 6) and 13 (Homer 9, hottest thirteen year old at the football party).I want to know what I did to get the thirteen year old to hit on me, so I can teach Homer and forget it forever. She was extra friendly, showed me pictures of her fish (um, yea, that's a nice fish?) then ended up touching my foot "accidentally" which led her to run her hand up my lower leg and me suddenly needing to be in the other room.
I will say this: of the three daughters, she'll eventually be the hottest. The girl has offdee 8 potential.
Also, the father asked me to join his start-up chapter of a zombie apocalypse survival squad. I declined because I don't live in the area. It's a shame. I immediately thought of this place. That would have been the greatest shtick opportunity to hit the FFA in years.
Notorious T.R.E.
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Wisconsin
Guster
Footballguy
Oof
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
He was talking about this.
I was at my BIL's place for the Giants-Cowboys game. His buddy from work came over with his three daughters: 22 (offdee 4.5), 20 (offdee 6) and 13 (Homer 9, hottest thirteen year old at the football party).
I want to know what I did to get the thirteen year old to hit on me, so I can teach Homer and forget it forever. She was extra friendly, showed me pictures of her fish (um, yea, that's a nice fish?) then ended up touching my foot "accidentally" which led her to run her hand up my lower leg and me suddenly needing to be in the other room.
I will say this: of the three daughters, she'll eventually be the hottest. The girl has offdee 8 potential.
Also, the father asked me to join his start-up chapter of a zombie apocalypse survival squad. I declined because I don't live in the area. It's a shame. I immediately thought of this place. That would have been the greatest shtick opportunity to hit the FFA in years.
kevzilla
Footballguy
Incredibly, he used to have a partner named Dr. Hitt.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I wanna hear more about the 13 year old and her fish.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
What fun would that be?
JZilla
Footballguy
GM needs his day in the sun, in many ways
bentley
Footballguy
Thought I heard that he had a Dr. Payne in the practice now. Could have been schtick.Incredibly, he used to have a partner named Dr. Hitt.
Kubes
Footballguy
Not yet. And the two hot broads were Kelly Brook and Riley Steele.'General Malaise said:Has that come out yet? I like how Christopher Lloyd left us hanging at the end.Also, who was that smoking hot chick that recruited Shoe's son to work on the boat? The one who died crossing the rope? She was absolutely splendid.'Kubes said:Great movie. Can't wait for the sequel.'General Malaise said:Oh, I watched Pirahna last night on Showtime, start to finish. I gotta tell you...for what it was, I actually enjoyed it. Didn't take itself seriously and had just enough T&A to keep me watching. Hard to believe Elizabeth Shoe is reduced to these campy roles, but hey....she's nice to look at.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Well GM, I have to say that the refs handed that to you. I mean honestly the ball was spiked with 3 seconds left. I know 2 seconds were on the clock but we'll go with 3.
Thumbs up to GM who told me to donate money to a Crohns disease charity instead of buying him beer. I'm going to do both. $25 in Forrest's name to the CCFA.org and he has a 12 pack of Wisconsin beer coming to him. I want to go with Spotted Cow but I don't know his taste. Let me know what you like GM and I'll make it work
Great game even if the refs did decide it
Thumbs up to GM who told me to donate money to a Crohns disease charity instead of buying him beer. I'm going to do both. $25 in Forrest's name to the CCFA.org and he has a 12 pack of Wisconsin beer coming to him. I want to go with Spotted Cow but I don't know his taste. Let me know what you like GM and I'll make it work
Great game even if the refs did decide it
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
Spotted Cow is yummy
General Malaise
Footballguy
If you go, let me know...I've got like eleventy billion free drink coupons on SW airlines that never expire. I'll mail you a few.'kevzilla said:
Oh they expire now. Sw stopped the no expiration awhile agoIf you go, let me know...I've got like eleventy billion free drink coupons on SW airlines that never expire. I'll mail you a few.'kevzilla said:
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
Send some to TF. SW drink tickets are like Spanish Fly for him. Mrs TF might be having another set of twins in October if you do.If you go, let me know...I've got like eleventy billion free drink coupons on SW airlines that never expire. I'll mail you a few.'kevzilla said:
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My baby girl: Oh. My. God.
Her mom: Hey, we do NOT talk like that.
My princess: Fine. Oh my Jesus.
She later was in her room having deep conversations with herself, and you could hear her put Jesus in timeout.
3 years old, and she already has more shtick than most people I know.
Her mom: Hey, we do NOT talk like that.
My princess: Fine. Oh my Jesus.
She later was in her room having deep conversations with herself, and you could hear her put Jesus in timeout.
3 years old, and she already has more shtick than most people I know.
General Malaise
Footballguy
I am a whiny little snatch when it comes to these games. I was boooohooooing over many of the calls, but at the end of the day, I'm a happy fan and I appreciate you tolerating my ridiculous texts. I'm good with any beer, frankly. I don't think I've turned down anything that anyone that has ever given me. Also, I'm in for $25 on the donation to Chrons Disease. Let me know how you donate and I'll match that on my end.Great game! I can't wait to watch it later tonight on replay. Love Wilson and hope he does well in life. Also, big fan of their HC, who got a BJ from Erin Andrews a few years back (friend of a friend who knows him know this).Well GM, I have to say that the refs handed that to you. I mean honestly the ball was spiked with 3 seconds left. I know 2 seconds were on the clock but we'll go with 3.Thumbs up to GM who told me to donate money to a Crohns disease charity instead of buying him beer. I'm going to do both. $25 in Forrest's name to the CCFA.org and he has a 12 pack of Wisconsin beer coming to him. I want to go with Spotted Cow but I don't know his taste. Let me know what you like GM and I'll make it workGreat game even if the refs did decide it
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
Told youOh they expire now. Sw stopped the no expiration awhile agoIf you go, let me know...I've got like eleventy billion free drink coupons on SW airlines that never expire. I'll mail you a few.'kevzilla said:
mr. furley
Footballguy
:deadbanana:Furley> THE Weasels burned down on nye.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Notorious T.R.E.
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General Malaise
Footballguy
Just flew to Phily with these coupons. Drank for free with no problems at all. There are coupons that expire and coupons that do NOT expire. I've got the latter. And I will bet anybody a baby giraffe that I can use them right now - TONIGHT - for free drinks. And ain't nobody telling Alexander Hamilton and his magical hair that he can't get a free Heiniken. Not on my watch.Told youOh they expire now. Sw stopped the no expiration awhile agoIf you go, let me know...I've got like eleventy billion free drink coupons on SW airlines that never expire. I'll mail you a few.'kevzilla said:
I flew southwest in September and the flight attendant looked at me funny when I gave him some drink coupons. Told me they expired but felt bad for me and still gave me one drink for free.
General Malaise
Footballguy
You really think that was a pass interference call early in the game? Come on. That was crap. And that personal foul against Wilson was complete and utter BS. I'm sure there will be complaints in the press. The disparity between Oregon fouls and Wisconsin fouls was egregious. 3 vs 8 or some crap. I also think Wisconsin got away with holding a few times, but whatever. Game is what the game was. Oregon won a tightly contested game. One of the best this bowl season.But I will go to my grave saying that PI was complete and utter crap.
General Malaise
Footballguy
That's the best time to drink. Hey...if the plane starts to go down, you want a good buzz on to screw the girl who looks like Nell from Give me a Break.I rarely drink on the plane, I'm funny like that. But I will remind my GBGM when the time comes.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
$25 donation made in your name to the Crohns and Colitis Foundation of America (CCFA.org) in honor of saints-fan. We should have bet something like this from the beginning. Great idea!!I am a whiny little snatch when it comes to these games. I was boooohooooing over many of the calls, but at the end of the day, I'm a happy fan and I appreciate you tolerating my ridiculous texts. I'm good with any beer, frankly. I don't think I've turned down anything that anyone that has ever given me. Also, I'm in for $25 on the donation to Chrons Disease. Let me know how you donate and I'll match that on my end.Great game! I can't wait to watch it later tonight on replay. Love Wilson and hope he does well in life. Also, big fan of their HC, who got a BJ from Erin Andrews a few years back (friend of a friend who knows him know this).Well GM, I have to say that the refs handed that to you. I mean honestly the ball was spiked with 3 seconds left. I know 2 seconds were on the clock but we'll go with 3.Thumbs up to GM who told me to donate money to a Crohns disease charity instead of buying him beer. I'm going to do both. $25 in Forrest's name to the CCFA.org and he has a 12 pack of Wisconsin beer coming to him. I want to go with Spotted Cow but I don't know his taste. Let me know what you like GM and I'll make it workGreat game even if the refs did decide it
PM me your address and you have some good Wisconsin beer on the way. I wish I would have won because I really like Deschutes 
kevzilla
Footballguy
OH COME ONI am a whiny little snatch when it comes to these games. I was boooohooooing over many of the calls, but at the end of the day, I'm a happy fan and I appreciate you tolerating my ridiculous texts. I'm good with any beer, frankly. I don't think I've turned down anything that anyone that has ever given me. Also, I'm in for $25 on the donation to Chrons Disease. Let me know how you donate and I'll match that on my end.Well GM, I have to say that the refs handed that to you. I mean honestly the ball was spiked with 3 seconds left. I know 2 seconds were on the clock but we'll go with 3.
Thumbs up to GM who told me to donate money to a Crohns disease charity instead of buying him beer. I'm going to do both. $25 in Forrest's name to the CCFA.org and he has a 12 pack of Wisconsin beer coming to him. I want to go with Spotted Cow but I don't know his taste. Let me know what you like GM and I'll make it work
Great game even if the refs did decide it
Great game! I can't wait to watch it later tonight on replay. Love Wilson and hope he does well in life. Also, big fan of their HC, who got a BJ from Erin Andrews a few years back (friend of a friend who knows him know this).
I'll take some free non expiring drink tix if you are flush.
mr. furley
Footballguy
the one where he was 3 yards out of bounds and the defender lowered his head and took a shot at him anyways?
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
THe personal foul? That buttwipe was out of bounds himself and then hit Wilson. Textbook personal foulAnd 3 vs 8 in penalties? THAT is what is egregious?
One of the better bowl games this season. I'll agree to that. The better team won but the refs had no play in the outcome either way
YSR
Footballguy
Just flew to Phily with these coupons. Drank for free with no problems at all. There are coupons that expire and coupons that do NOT expire. I've got the latter. And I will bet anybody a baby giraffe that I can use them right now - TONIGHT - for free drinks. And ain't nobody telling Alexander Hamilton and his magical hair that he can't get a free Heiniken. Not on my watch.Told youOh they expire now. Sw stopped the no expiration awhile agoIf you go, let me know...I've got like eleventy billion free drink coupons on SW airlines that never expire. I'll mail you a few.'kevzilla said:
laceholder: for when I go to one of my best friend's wedding later in the year. Cross country (TN/SC to Wine Country, CA). Mr. YSR will thank you.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
He got shot last year. And now his "gentlemen's establishment" burns down on NYE? Pretty sure he did it himself:betterstrippersthanheyward::deadbanana:Furley> THE Weasels burned down on nye.
General Malaise
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General Malaise
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