I was at my BIL's place for the Giants-Cowboys game. His buddy from work came over with his three daughters: 22 (offdee 4.5), 20 (offdee 6) and 13 (Homer 9, hottest thirteen year old at the football party).
I want to know what I did to get the
thirteen year old to hit on me, so I can teach Homer and forget it forever. She was extra friendly, showed me pictures of her fish (um, yea, that's a nice fish?) then ended up touching my foot "accidentally" which led her to run her hand up my lower leg and me suddenly needing to be in the other room.
I will say this: of the three daughters, she'll
eventually be the hottest. The girl has offdee 8 potential.
Also, the father asked me to join his start-up chapter of a zombie apocalypse survival squad. I declined because I don't live in the area. It's a shame. I immediately thought of this place. That would have been the greatest shtick opportunity to hit the FFA in years.