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This is my first post in this thread. I am currently drunk. Boxed Merlot. I have to be at work in about 12 hours. I predict it will not be pretty. I also predict YSR will 'out' me as a weirdo creep who has an affiliation for purses. I neither confirm nor deny those allegations.
Oddball? something like that?
I can neither confirm nor deny that allegation.As a side note, I am astounded by peoples notebooks.
 
This is my first post in this thread. I am currently drunk. Boxed Merlot. I have to be at work in about 12 hours. I predict it will not be pretty. I also predict YSR will 'out' me as a weirdo creep who has an affiliation for purses. I neither confirm nor deny those allegations.
Oddball? something like that?
I can neither confirm nor deny that allegation.As a side note, I am astounded by peoples notebooks.
If you'd sold notebooks instead of books, you might still be in business.
 
This is my first post in this thread. I am currently drunk. Boxed Merlot. I have to be at work in about 12 hours. I predict it will not be pretty. I also predict YSR will 'out' me as a weirdo creep who has an affiliation for purses. I neither confirm nor deny those allegations.
Oddball? something like that?
I can neither confirm nor deny that allegation.As a side note, I am astounded by peoples notebooks.
If you'd sold notebooks instead of books, you might still be in business.
:goodposting: That's why I know this.
 
Has anyone seen Cavalia? It looks like cirque du soleil on horseback. My 7 year old saw the video on youtube after seeing a billboard today, and I was compelled to throw down $200 to take her to go see it in February.

 
This is my first post in this thread. I am currently drunk. Boxed Merlot. I have to be at work in about 12 hours. I predict it will not be pretty. I also predict YSR will 'out' me as a weirdo creep who has an affiliation for purses. I neither confirm nor deny those allegations.
Oddball? something like that?
I can neither confirm nor deny that allegation.As a side note, I am astounded by peoples notebooks.
If you'd sold notebooks instead of books, you might still be in business.
Tell me about it.
 
'Gadzooks said:
Apparently 10 is the maximum number of people that I can send a group text to? Is this true? Can any I-phone users help me with this issue? After multiple PMs over the last hour, I've added a few numbers but I can only send a text to 10 people at once. I feel like I'm doing something wrong here. Someone guide me through this, preferably someone other than GM, no offense but your blank text replies make me question your texting knowledge.
is this still the case? i use a blackberry. still playing with this 'reply all' to get my important messages across.
 
Thoughts and Prayers, YSR :(

Looks like I'm going to have to create a twitter account/handle/hashtag/atsign/something or other. Lord help me. Way I figure it, if GM can handle it, anyone can handle it, right?

I still get a kick of that picture Tanner made of GM vacuuming/setting afire the stairs :lmao:

Good morning everyone :)

Oh, and since I didn't get any texts last night, I hope Gadzooks is doing okay and has many stories to tell about his night. I very much enjoy living vicariously through the likes of some of you...okay, just Gadzooks and sometimes Homer......and -fish-.....

 
Oh, and since I didn't get any texts last night, I hope Gadzooks is doing okay and has many stories to tell about his night. I very much enjoy living vicariously through the likes of some of you...okay, just Gadzooks and sometimes Homer......and -fish-.....
I'm worried about the guy. He said he was off to manage two chicks who want his manhood, and his last text was about a gay guy hitting on him. :unsure:
 
To everyone who requested admin twitter access, you know have the login/pw in your email. I can't get on to twitter @ work, if you guys check in during the day, feel free to accept the follower requests (keep an eye out for any spam and reject those)

:thanks:

 
'Gadzooks said:
***GMTAN text list alert***

Have your phones charged and ready for incoming messages this evening. I think this night could end up being either very good or very bad. But either way it will be highly entertaining.

Heavy drinking is guaranteed and there is strong potential for my worlds to be colliding and me ending up regretting this night. But for now, I'm just looking forward to it. Some background on tonight:

So I'm still fully aboard the "22-Year Old Train Ride of Epic Fun" and I thank God, Allah, Tebow and Yoda for this everyday. Other than a work/Chamber function, her and I have never been in a public place together, we are always safely hidden away in my house and no one other than my GMTAN family knows about her and I. But tonight we are both going to the same bar. This was totally unplanned, I knew that she might be going out with girlfriend and I wasn't planning on doing anything (other than hoping she'd be stopping by my place on her way home) I'm kinda friends with a guy who she works with (he's kind of a weasel and he has unsuccessfully been trying to get in her pants for months now) and this guy asked me if I wanted to go out for a couple beers with him and another mutual friend. Now the weasel kinda thinks there might be something going on with me and the 22 year old (who Homer affectionately refers to as the "Double Deuce") but he's never said anything to me about it. He has mentioned it to her because she told him that she kinda hung out with me the first night I saw her at the bar weeks ago. Its kinda funny that he has actually been bad mouthing me to her in hopes that she wont have any interest in me (he's really more of a weasel than a friend) Anyways, I asked 22 year-old what her plan was for tonight and she said she was staying home because she was exhausted so I told her I was going out with the weasel and another guy. Without knowing, the Weasel suggested we go to the bar that the 22 year old was supposed to go to. I told 22 year old this and now she is going to the bar with her girlfriend. 22 year old is not a big fan of the Weasel and she wants to flirt with me in front of him to make him mad and embarrass him. I like this plan because I don't really like the Weasel and I like the 22 year old flirting with me.

Now here is where it could get interesting. The 3rd guy that is going out with me and the Weasel (we'll call him Lumpy) has a connection to a girl that I work with. You may recall a few months ago I posted about a drunken night that I hooked up with a co-worker (I referred to our kitchen sex as Spud Webb boxing out John Stockton). That girl is about 25 years old and has made it very clear that she would love to continue the "team building activities" with me. I've done nothing with her since that drunken night. I believe I referred to her as "Liz" in that other post. So Liz called me a little while ago to say that Lumpy had invited her and another girl to meet up for drinks with Weasel, Lumpy and myself. Liz has never told anyone about the drunken hook up with me and she mentioned that she doesn't want anyone that is there tonight to know about "us". Of course I'm thinking, "there is NO us you freak". Weasel and Lumpy suspect that Liz and I shacked up that night but I deny it. Also, Liz is a very loud and aggressive drunk and though she doesn't know the 22 year old, she knows thru work that she's the "young cute girl that does marketing at the Credit Union". Which means she's jealous of her for being younger and "cuter" than her.

Now Weasel and Lumpy don't know that I've been sleeping with the 22 year old or that I drunkenly slept with Drunk Liz (though they suspect it) So tonight the 22 year old will be flirting with me to embarrass Weasel which will probably make Drunk Liz upset. Drunk Liz has been texting me for the last hour hinting about needing to crash at my place tonight. My plan is to end up at home with the 22 year old (which is also the 22 year old's plan) I can already sense the weird and awkward tension at the bar tonight and the possibility of Drunk Liz making a scene. I should probably avoid this whole situation, but instead, I'm going to drink like Arthur Bach and sit back and watch the show. I can't wait to regret this tomorrow.

Oh and Tanner, please make sure your inbox is available for me later tonight.
What in the world made me think this would be a good idea? And why didn't any of you tell me that this was a stupid idea and that nothing good would come from it? I guess the best part is the several PM's I got that basically said "hey can you add me to your dirty text message list". I'm very proud to look at the contacts in my phone and see "Magical Outer Space Hair".
 
To everyone who requested admin twitter access, you know have the login/pw in your email. I can't get on to twitter @ work, if you guys check in during the day, feel free to accept the follower requests (keep an eye out for any spam and reject those) :thanks:
:hey: I believe I would fall into this category. Twitter app is not so good IMO. Help a Big Boy out! TIATF: Sorry for the PM barrage
 
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Gadzooks>if anyone would have told you it was a bad idea, would you have went through with it?

I mean, I would have told you, but I'm nice.

 
working on adding the twitter account
1. To follow GMTAN on Twitter click here - I will have to approve all followers.2. If you are one of the frequent texters and you want to be a GMTAN contributor, send an email to: gmtanfbg@gmail.com with the subject line: "Twitter Request" and i'll send you the log in info

3. Most important - all of these tweets are private, however, once somebody retweets something, it becomes available to all of their followers. so don't share names of anyone you're tweeting about. you're heavily encouraged to make up nicknames (read: knuckles)

:towelwave:
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Oh Christ.
it occurred to me that zooks is probably out for the night already so hopefully someone who receives his texts can log in and tweet. Anyone want to volunteer? (would probably be a good idea to let him know too)
:unsure: This might be the coolest/funniest thing that I've discovered about last night.

Oh and since I can't access Twitter at work, I'm looking forward to seeing this tonight.

 
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I have a dumb twitter question. I already have a Twitter account which I only use to get sports info, I've never tweeted anything in my life. However, for some strange reason there are a couple random people that "follow" me and one of them is my ex-mother in law. I'm assuming that there is no possible way that she would be able to see any activity in the GMTAN Twitter feed or anything I ever put in there? Right?

 
This is my first post in this thread.

I am currently drunk. Boxed Merlot. I have to be at work in about 12 hours. I predict it will not be pretty. I also predict YSR will 'out' me as a weirdo creep who has an affiliation for purses. I neither confirm nor deny those allegations.
I think you're shooting for affinity there. There's also the drunk thread, which is just like here but drunker. Welcome.
I call BS on that. We'll give them a run for their money. :banned:
 
I have a dumb twitter question. I already have a Twitter account which I only use to get sports info, I've never tweeted anything in my life. However, for some strange reason there are a couple random people that "follow" me and one of them is my ex-mother in law. I'm assuming that there is no possible way that she would be able to see any activity in the GMTAN Twitter feed or anything I ever put in there? Right?
she'll only see it if you retweet something. Otherwise, you are good.
 
1. To follow GMTAN on Twitter click here - I will have to approve all followers.

2. If you are one of the frequent texters and you want to be a GMTAN contributor, send an email to: gmtanfbg@gmail.com with the subject line: "Twitter Request" and i'll send you the log in info

3. Most important - all of these tweets are private, however, once somebody retweets something, it becomes available to all of their followers. so don't share names of anyone you're tweeting about. you're heavily encouraged to make up nicknames (read: knuckles)

:towelwave:
this will give me a reason to actually check twitter.

 
Oh, and since I didn't get any texts last night, I hope Gadzooks is doing okay and has many stories to tell about his night. I very much enjoy living vicariously through the likes of some of you...okay, just Gadzooks and sometimes Homer......and -fish-.....
I'm worried about the guy. He said he was off to manage two chicks who want his manhood, and his last text was about a gay guy hitting on him. :unsure:
Zooks> HI.
 
I'm taking this Clemson drubbing as a sign to bet on the Bamalamas
"Drubbing", as YSR can tell you, comes from the Latin "drubbilas" which means "having the ever-loving #### kicked out of you".
:goodposting:
I hate everyone and everything today. Am sitting here about to throw my father-in-law's laptop into the wall. He has done something to disable his wireless adapter's radio and asked me to come over yesterday to fix it (I've apparently become known as the tech support for this family). I couldn't troubleshoot it over there, so I left him one of our laptops and brought his home with me. It's an ancient Toshiba and I'm finding no help on the Internet. If I don't fix this issue, my mother-in-law will insist on buying a new laptop and then we will have to hear about their financial strains.I want something greasy for lunch.
 
there might be a button on the front of the computer to turn on/off the wireless adapter

(or it may be by the power button. I know sometimes my kids accidentally turn mine off when they press the wrong button...and my wife had to show me where it was :bag: )

Sorry you hate everyone and everything

 
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There sure are a lot of people on this board that play Disc Golf. I may have to give that a try.

So the guy whose wife wants implants, he wasn't expecting different responses from the board, right? :pics:

 
There sure are a lot of people on this board that play Disc Golf. I may have to give that a try.

So the guy whose wife wants implants, he wasn't expecting different responses from the board, right? :pics:
It's a great time, and aside from the cost of the discs ($10-$20), it's usually free.
 
Also, I had a really bizarre dream about shuke, Thorn and Gadzooks last night. Started out meeting up with Thorn at a bar - wasn't a big deal, in my dream we were old friends so it wasn't really a cornhole. Somehow, over the course of the evening, he morphed into Gadzooks, who excitedly informed me that shuke had invited him over for dinner. The rest of the night was spent at shuke's house, watching home videos and looking at his various pieces of art.

shuke was an exceedingly gracious host and seemed genuinely excited to have both of us there (even though I technically wasn't invited). He had a golden retriever and a beautiful wife. Three things stood out about our time there: 1.) at one point shuke was lying on the couch with his head in his wife's lap. She had apparently bought him a shirt and he could not for the life of him get over how well it fit him. He kept complimenting her on what a great buy it was. In particular, the collar/neck. He asked her what size she got, and she said it was a 45. :shrug:

2.) At the end of the night, I told shuke how appreciative I was to him for the wonderful evening, and mentioned that I was pleasantly surprised by him in person because online he's one of the cool kids and I had no idea that he was SUCH a nice person.

3.) We apparently spent the night there and the next morning, Gadzooks/Thorn (there was a possible morphing back into Thorn... can't be sure) walked into the bathroom where shuke's wife was taking a bath. Truly a one second, mistake kind of thing. Neither of us knew the layout of the house and didn't realize that their master bedroom/bathroom was right next to guest quarters.

 
Also, I had a really bizarre dream about shuke, Thorn and Gadzooks last night. Started out meeting up with Thorn at a bar - wasn't a big deal, in my dream we were old friends so it wasn't really a cornhole. Somehow, over the course of the evening, he morphed into Gadzooks, who excitedly informed me that shuke had invited him over for dinner. The rest of the night was spent at shuke's house, watching home videos and looking at his various pieces of art.

shuke was an exceedingly gracious host and seemed genuinely excited to have both of us there (even though I technically wasn't invited). He had a golden retriever and a beautiful wife. Three things stood out about our time there: 1.) at one point shuke was lying on the couch with his head in his wife's lap. She had apparently bought him a shirt and he could not for the life of him get over how well it fit him. He kept complimenting her on what a great buy it was. In particular, the collar/neck. He asked her what size she got, and she said it was a 45. :shrug:

2.) At the end of the night, I told shuke how appreciative I was to him for the wonderful evening, and mentioned that I was pleasantly surprised by him in person because online he's one of the cool kids and I had no idea that he was SUCH a nice person.

3.) We apparently spent the night there and the next morning, Gadzooks/Thorn (there was a possible morphing back into Thorn... can't be sure) walked into the bathroom where shuke's wife was taking a bath. Truly a one second, mistake kind of thing. Neither of us knew the layout of the house and didn't realize that their master bedroom/bathroom was right next to guest quarters.
Fensalk will have a heyday with this.
 
What in the world made me think this would be a good idea? And why didn't any of you tell me that this was a stupid idea and that nothing good would come from it? I guess the best part is the several PM's I got that basically said "hey can you add me to your dirty text message list". I'm very proud to look at the contacts in my phone and see "Magical Outer Space Hair".
I didn't read the post describing your plan until just now, but having caught up even I think it was a bad idea.
 
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This is my first post in this thread.

I am currently drunk. Boxed Merlot. I have to be at work in about 12 hours. I predict it will not be pretty. I also predict YSR will 'out' me as a weirdo creep who has an affiliation for purses. I neither confirm nor deny those allegations.
I think you're shooting for affinity there. There's also the drunk thread, which is just like here but drunker. Welcome.
I call BS on that. We'll give them a run for their money. :banned:
it's pretty much the same people.
 
Also, I had a really bizarre dream about shuke, Thorn and Gadzooks last night. Started out meeting up with Thorn at a bar - wasn't a big deal, in my dream we were old friends so it wasn't really a cornhole. Somehow, over the course of the evening, he morphed into Gadzooks, who excitedly informed me that shuke had invited him over for dinner. The rest of the night was spent at shuke's house, watching home videos and looking at his various pieces of art.

shuke was an exceedingly gracious host and seemed genuinely excited to have both of us there (even though I technically wasn't invited). He had a golden retriever and a beautiful wife. Three things stood out about our time there: 1.) at one point shuke was lying on the couch with his head in his wife's lap. She had apparently bought him a shirt and he could not for the life of him get over how well it fit him. He kept complimenting her on what a great buy it was. In particular, the collar/neck. He asked her what size she got, and she said it was a 45. :shrug:

2.) At the end of the night, I told shuke how appreciative I was to him for the wonderful evening, and mentioned that I was pleasantly surprised by him in person because online he's one of the cool kids and I had no idea that he was SUCH a nice person.

3.) We apparently spent the night there and the next morning, Gadzooks/Thorn (there was a possible morphing back into Thorn... can't be sure) walked into the bathroom where shuke's wife was taking a bath. Truly a one second, mistake kind of thing. Neither of us knew the layout of the house and didn't realize that their master bedroom/bathroom was right next to guest quarters.
Thorn turning into me.... is that like when Bill Bixby would turn into the Hulk?Also, I'd love to have a sleep over at Shuke's house. I bet he has the best snacks. Shuke, why don't you put out some available dates and then YSR and ThornZooks will let you know which day works.

 

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