Hastur
Footballguy
I can neither confirm nor deny that allegation.As a side note, I am astounded by peoples notebooks.
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GM's thread about nothing (18 Viewers)
- Thread starter General Malaise
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-fish-
Footballguy
If you'd sold notebooks instead of books, you might still be in business.
Kubes
Footballguy
That's why I know this.
Hastur
Footballguy
Tell me about it.
Captain Placeholder
Footballguy
Anyone ever let their toenails grow so long it hurts to put on shoes?
General Malaise
Footballguy
is this still the case? i use a blackberry. still playing with this 'reply all' to get my important messages across.'Gadzooks said:
Thoughts and Prayers, YSR :(
Looks like I'm going to have to create a twitter account/handle/hashtag/atsign/something or other. Lord help me. Way I figure it, if GM can handle it, anyone can handle it, right?
I still get a kick of that picture Tanner made of GM vacuuming/setting afire the stairs
Good morning everyone
Oh, and since I didn't get any texts last night, I hope Gadzooks is doing okay and has many stories to tell about his night. I very much enjoy living vicariously through the likes of some of you...okay, just Gadzooks and sometimes Homer......and -fish-.....
Looks like I'm going to have to create a twitter account/handle/hashtag/atsign/something or other. Lord help me. Way I figure it, if GM can handle it, anyone can handle it, right?
I still get a kick of that picture Tanner made of GM vacuuming/setting afire the stairs
Good morning everyone
Oh, and since I didn't get any texts last night, I hope Gadzooks is doing okay and has many stories to tell about his night. I very much enjoy living vicariously through the likes of some of you...okay, just Gadzooks and sometimes Homer......and -fish-.....
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
I'm worried about the guy. He said he was off to manage two chicks who want his manhood, and his last text was about a gay guy hitting on him.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Chicago to Memphis to Schaumburg?'krista4 said:
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
If the FFA in general weren't bad enough, now I don't even know who half the people in here are. Thanks Joe!
sorry, i fell asleep. PM sentTF didn't hit me up with admin privileges yet.
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Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Damn you people and your convenient technologies.
Somebody approve me. TIA.
Somebody approve me. TIA.
Gadzooks
Footballguy
What in the world made me think this would be a good idea? And why didn't any of you tell me that this was a stupid idea and that nothing good would come from it? I guess the best part is the several PM's I got that basically said "hey can you add me to your dirty text message list". I'm very proud to look at the contacts in my phone and see "Magical Outer Space Hair".'Gadzooks said:
Osaurus
Footballguy
To everyone who requested admin twitter access, you know have the login/pw in your email. I can't get on to twitter @ work, if you guys check in during the day, feel free to accept the follower requests (keep an eye out for any spam and reject those)
I believe I would fall into this category. Twitter app is not so good IMO. Help a Big Boy out! TIATF: Sorry for the PM barrage
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Gadzooks
Footballguy
1. To follow GMTAN on Twitter click here - I will have to approve all followers.2. If you are one of the frequent texters and you want to be a GMTAN contributor, send an email to: gmtanfbg@gmail.com with the subject line: "Twitter Request" and i'll send you the log in info
3. Most important - all of these tweets are private, however, once somebody retweets something, it becomes available to all of their followers. so don't share names of anyone you're tweeting about. you're heavily encouraged to make up nicknames (read: knuckles)
Oh Christ.
This might be the coolest/funniest thing that I've discovered about last night.Oh and since I can't access Twitter at work, I'm looking forward to seeing this tonight.
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Gadzooks
Footballguy
I have a dumb twitter question. I already have a Twitter account which I only use to get sports info, I've never tweeted anything in my life. However, for some strange reason there are a couple random people that "follow" me and one of them is my ex-mother in law. I'm assuming that there is no possible way that she would be able to see any activity in the GMTAN Twitter feed or anything I ever put in there? Right?
charvik
Footballguy
I call BS on that. We'll give them a run for their money.
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
she'll only see it if you retweet something. Otherwise, you are good.
Osaurus
Footballguy
ETA: Think I am good now. Merci buckets!
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Notorious T.R.E.
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Notorious T.R.E.
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That was a heart-wrenching blog post.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
That's how I determine when to clip them.
UOFI_316
Footballguy
this will give me a reason to actually check twitter.1. To follow GMTAN on Twitter click here - I will have to approve all followers.
2. If you are one of the frequent texters and you want to be a GMTAN contributor, send an email to: gmtanfbg@gmail.com with the subject line: "Twitter Request" and i'll send you the log in info
3. Most important - all of these tweets are private, however, once somebody retweets something, it becomes available to all of their followers. so don't share names of anyone you're tweeting about. you're heavily encouraged to make up nicknames (read: knuckles)
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
Zooks> HI.I'm worried about the guy. He said he was off to manage two chicks who want his manhood, and his last text was about a gay guy hitting on him.
YSR
Footballguy
I hate everyone and everything today. Am sitting here about to throw my father-in-law's laptop into the wall. He has done something to disable his wireless adapter's radio and asked me to come over yesterday to fix it (I've apparently become known as the tech support for this family). I couldn't troubleshoot it over there, so I left him one of our laptops and brought his home with me. It's an ancient Toshiba and I'm finding no help on the Internet. If I don't fix this issue, my mother-in-law will insist on buying a new laptop and then we will have to hear about their financial strains.I want something greasy for lunch.
there might be a button on the front of the computer to turn on/off the wireless adapter
(or it may be by the power button. I know sometimes my kids accidentally turn mine off when they press the wrong button...and my wife had to show me where it was
)
Sorry you hate everyone and everything
(or it may be by the power button. I know sometimes my kids accidentally turn mine off when they press the wrong button...and my wife had to show me where it was
)Sorry you hate everyone and everything
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Tecumseh
Footballguy
It's a great time, and aside from the cost of the discs ($10-$20), it's usually free.There sure are a lot of people on this board that play Disc Golf. I may have to give that a try.
So the guy whose wife wants implants, he wasn't expecting different responses from the board, right?
YSR
Footballguy
Also, I had a really bizarre dream about shuke, Thorn and Gadzooks last night. Started out meeting up with Thorn at a bar - wasn't a big deal, in my dream we were old friends so it wasn't really a cornhole. Somehow, over the course of the evening, he morphed into Gadzooks, who excitedly informed me that shuke had invited him over for dinner. The rest of the night was spent at shuke's house, watching home videos and looking at his various pieces of art.
shuke was an exceedingly gracious host and seemed genuinely excited to have both of us there (even though I technically wasn't invited). He had a golden retriever and a beautiful wife. Three things stood out about our time there: 1.) at one point shuke was lying on the couch with his head in his wife's lap. She had apparently bought him a shirt and he could not for the life of him get over how well it fit him. He kept complimenting her on what a great buy it was. In particular, the collar/neck. He asked her what size she got, and she said it was a 45.
2.) At the end of the night, I told shuke how appreciative I was to him for the wonderful evening, and mentioned that I was pleasantly surprised by him in person because online he's one of the cool kids and I had no idea that he was SUCH a nice person.
3.) We apparently spent the night there and the next morning, Gadzooks/Thorn (there was a possible morphing back into Thorn... can't be sure) walked into the bathroom where shuke's wife was taking a bath. Truly a one second, mistake kind of thing. Neither of us knew the layout of the house and didn't realize that their master bedroom/bathroom was right next to guest quarters.
shuke was an exceedingly gracious host and seemed genuinely excited to have both of us there (even though I technically wasn't invited). He had a golden retriever and a beautiful wife. Three things stood out about our time there: 1.) at one point shuke was lying on the couch with his head in his wife's lap. She had apparently bought him a shirt and he could not for the life of him get over how well it fit him. He kept complimenting her on what a great buy it was. In particular, the collar/neck. He asked her what size she got, and she said it was a 45.
2.) At the end of the night, I told shuke how appreciative I was to him for the wonderful evening, and mentioned that I was pleasantly surprised by him in person because online he's one of the cool kids and I had no idea that he was SUCH a nice person.
3.) We apparently spent the night there and the next morning, Gadzooks/Thorn (there was a possible morphing back into Thorn... can't be sure) walked into the bathroom where shuke's wife was taking a bath. Truly a one second, mistake kind of thing. Neither of us knew the layout of the house and didn't realize that their master bedroom/bathroom was right next to guest quarters.
Kubes
Footballguy
shut up
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Fensalk will have a heyday with this.Also, I had a really bizarre dream about shuke, Thorn and Gadzooks last night. Started out meeting up with Thorn at a bar - wasn't a big deal, in my dream we were old friends so it wasn't really a cornhole. Somehow, over the course of the evening, he morphed into Gadzooks, who excitedly informed me that shuke had invited him over for dinner. The rest of the night was spent at shuke's house, watching home videos and looking at his various pieces of art.
shuke was an exceedingly gracious host and seemed genuinely excited to have both of us there (even though I technically wasn't invited). He had a golden retriever and a beautiful wife. Three things stood out about our time there: 1.) at one point shuke was lying on the couch with his head in his wife's lap. She had apparently bought him a shirt and he could not for the life of him get over how well it fit him. He kept complimenting her on what a great buy it was. In particular, the collar/neck. He asked her what size she got, and she said it was a 45.
2.) At the end of the night, I told shuke how appreciative I was to him for the wonderful evening, and mentioned that I was pleasantly surprised by him in person because online he's one of the cool kids and I had no idea that he was SUCH a nice person.
3.) We apparently spent the night there and the next morning, Gadzooks/Thorn (there was a possible morphing back into Thorn... can't be sure) walked into the bathroom where shuke's wife was taking a bath. Truly a one second, mistake kind of thing. Neither of us knew the layout of the house and didn't realize that their master bedroom/bathroom was right next to guest quarters.
someone get bostonfred in here to analyze that dream
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
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urbanhack
Fight The Power!
Yep.
-fish-
Footballguy
I didn't read the post describing your plan until just now, but having caught up even I think it was a bad idea.
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Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
lol @ size 45 neck.
-fish-
Footballguy
it's pretty much the same people.I call BS on that. We'll give them a run for their money.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Makes me feel better about my neck.
GroveDiesel
Footballguy
He didn't have far to go.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Thorn turns into Zooks, they shack up at shuke's, and the next morning they walk in on shuke's wife in the bathtub. I don't think it takes bostonfreud to break that one down.
what does it all mean though?
Gadzooks
Footballguy
Thorn turning into me.... is that like when Bill Bixby would turn into the Hulk?Also, I'd love to have a sleep over at Shuke's house. I bet he has the best snacks. Shuke, why don't you put out some available dates and then YSR and ThornZooks will let you know which day works.Also, I had a really bizarre dream about shuke, Thorn and Gadzooks last night. Started out meeting up with Thorn at a bar - wasn't a big deal, in my dream we were old friends so it wasn't really a cornhole. Somehow, over the course of the evening, he morphed into Gadzooks, who excitedly informed me that shuke had invited him over for dinner. The rest of the night was spent at shuke's house, watching home videos and looking at his various pieces of art.
shuke was an exceedingly gracious host and seemed genuinely excited to have both of us there (even though I technically wasn't invited). He had a golden retriever and a beautiful wife. Three things stood out about our time there: 1.) at one point shuke was lying on the couch with his head in his wife's lap. She had apparently bought him a shirt and he could not for the life of him get over how well it fit him. He kept complimenting her on what a great buy it was. In particular, the collar/neck. He asked her what size she got, and she said it was a 45.
2.) At the end of the night, I told shuke how appreciative I was to him for the wonderful evening, and mentioned that I was pleasantly surprised by him in person because online he's one of the cool kids and I had no idea that he was SUCH a nice person.
3.) We apparently spent the night there and the next morning, Gadzooks/Thorn (there was a possible morphing back into Thorn... can't be sure) walked into the bathroom where shuke's wife was taking a bath. Truly a one second, mistake kind of thing. Neither of us knew the layout of the house and didn't realize that their master bedroom/bathroom was right next to guest quarters.
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