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Beej has gone completely bonkers in the "girl commits suicide" thread.
Yep.
he always ends up with that rant about how the FFA is a sewer. you could see it coming when he was posting about becoming a moderator of this board again in the Iowa caucus thread. just like MoP wanting to be staff, beej wants to be a mod. only when he gets frustrated, he starts going nuts about Joe and Dodds, and gets himself banned. he'll take 6 months off and come back.
 
What in the world made me think this would be a good idea? And why didn't any of you tell me that this was a stupid idea and that nothing good would come from it? I guess the best part is the several PM's I got that basically said "hey can you add me to your dirty text message list". I'm very proud to look at the contacts in my phone and see "Magical Outer Space Hair".
I didn't read the post describing your plan until just now, but having caught up even I think it was a bad idea.
:lmao: Now that's saying something.
 
Also, I had a really bizarre dream about shuke, Thorn and Gadzooks last night. Started out meeting up with Thorn at a bar - wasn't a big deal, in my dream we were old friends so it wasn't really a cornhole. Somehow, over the course of the evening, he morphed into Gadzooks, who excitedly informed me that shuke had invited him over for dinner. The rest of the night was spent at shuke's house, watching home videos and looking at his various pieces of art.

shuke was an exceedingly gracious host and seemed genuinely excited to have both of us there (even though I technically wasn't invited). He had a golden retriever and a beautiful wife. Three things stood out about our time there: 1.) at one point shuke was lying on the couch with his head in his wife's lap. She had apparently bought him a shirt and he could not for the life of him get over how well it fit him. He kept complimenting her on what a great buy it was. In particular, the collar/neck. He asked her what size she got, and she said it was a 45. :shrug:

2.) At the end of the night, I told shuke how appreciative I was to him for the wonderful evening, and mentioned that I was pleasantly surprised by him in person because online he's one of the cool kids and I had no idea that he was SUCH a nice person.

3.) We apparently spent the night there and the next morning, Gadzooks/Thorn (there was a possible morphing back into Thorn... can't be sure) walked into the bathroom where shuke's wife was taking a bath. Truly a one second, mistake kind of thing. Neither of us knew the layout of the house and didn't realize that their master bedroom/bathroom was right next to guest quarters.
:unsure:

 
someone get bostonfred in here to analyze that dream
Thorn turns into Zooks, they shack up at shuke's, and the next morning they walk in on shuke's wife in the bathtub. I don't think it takes bostonfreud to break that one down.
what does it all mean though?
She'd like to be "pricked" by zooks, but she's clueless how to make it happen without her spouse finding out and being mad. Also, shuke has a big neck.
 
I have a dumb twitter question. I already have a Twitter account which I only use to get sports info, I've never tweeted anything in my life. However, for some strange reason there are a couple random people that "follow" me and one of them is my ex-mother in law. I'm assuming that there is no possible way that she would be able to see any activity in the GMTAN Twitter feed or anything I ever put in there? Right?
1. If you log in as GMTANFBG on twitter and you tweet something, only those followers (who are protected) can see that2. If you log in as gadzooks and you tweet something to GMTANFBG, I think all of your followers can see what you tweeted (but they can't see any other people's tweets to GMTANFBG)The safe thing here is to either always do #1 above, or just set your twitter account for you to approve any follower and just delete your MIL from following youHTH
 
I have a dumb twitter question. I already have a Twitter account which I only use to get sports info, I've never tweeted anything in my life. However, for some strange reason there are a couple random people that "follow" me and one of them is my ex-mother in law. I'm assuming that there is no possible way that she would be able to see any activity in the GMTAN Twitter feed or anything I ever put in there? Right?
1. If you log in as GMTANFBG on twitter and you tweet something, only those followers (who are protected) can see that2. If you log in as gadzooks and you tweet something to GMTANFBG, I think all of your followers can see what you tweeted (but they can't see any other people's tweets to GMTANFBG)The safe thing here is to either always do #1 above, or just set your twitter account for you to approve any follower and just delete your MIL from following youHTH
in other words, we dullards should stay away
 
'krista4 said:
Just a gentle reminder not to forget the 847 area code tonight. TIA.
Chicago to Memphis to Schaumburg?
It was my work-purchased phone when working in Northfield, IL, and they let me keep it.I did get a call yesterday about a PERFECT job for me in Lake Forest IL, though. :unsure:
Bears GM?
:lmao: I couldn't do much worse.
'krista4 said:
Just a gentle reminder not to forget the 847 area code tonight. TIA.
Chicago to Memphis to Schaumburg?
It was my work-purchased phone when working in Northfield, IL, and they let me keep it.I did get a call yesterday about a PERFECT job for me in Lake Forest IL, though. :unsure:
... to a deluxe apartment in the sky-y-y.Enjoy the 'burbs imo.
No way will I be living in the 'burbs, which means I'd have to go back to that hellish commute.Memphis not looking so bad after all, especially as it seems to be about 70 degrees today (apologies in advance to Aaron for WeatherChat).
 
Beej has gone completely bonkers in the "girl commits suicide" thread.
Recap?
Girl kills herself due to bullying/cyberbullying.Beej posts that Pickles and I are the FFA's version of these bullies.Oh and Idiotboxer called me fat.
That's right, Porky. What you going to do about it? Cry to your momma? You can't because I just ate her bacon. :unsure:
He's really old too.
 
I have a dumb twitter question. I already have a Twitter account which I only use to get sports info, I've never tweeted anything in my life. However, for some strange reason there are a couple random people that "follow" me and one of them is my ex-mother in law. I'm assuming that there is no possible way that she would be able to see any activity in the GMTAN Twitter feed or anything I ever put in there? Right?
1. If you log in as GMTANFBG on twitter and you tweet something, only those followers (who are protected) can see that2. If you log in as gadzooks and you tweet something to GMTANFBG, I think all of your followers can see what you tweeted (but they can't see any other people's tweets to GMTANFBG)The safe thing here is to either always do #1 above, or just set your twitter account for you to approve any follower and just delete your MIL from following youHTH
Brilliant. This is what I was looking for.TF would you mind having a sit down with GM and help him with "reply to all" on text messages?
 
Beej has gone completely bonkers in the "girl commits suicide" thread.
Recap?
Girl kills herself due to bullying/cyberbullying.Beej posts that Pickles and I are the FFA's version of these bullies.Oh and Idiotboxer called me fat.
That's right, Porky. What you going to do about it? Cry to your momma? You can't because I just ate her bacon. :unsure:
He's really old too.
That must've been old bacon.
 
someone get bostonfred in here to analyze that dream
Thorn turns into Zooks, they shack up at shuke's, and the next morning they walk in on shuke's wife in the bathtub. I don't think it takes bostonfreud to break that one down.
what does it all mean though?
She'd like to be "pricked" by zooks, but she's clueless how to make it happen without her spouse finding out and being mad. Also, shuke has a big neck.
This is exactly how I read it as well.
 
No way will I be living in the 'burbs, which means I'd have to go back to that hellish commute.
I don't get this. At all.I'd live in the folds of BGP's mind on a float ride through Arkansas with only my MIL and timschooch to guide me if it meant a job that would be perfect for me (and I'm assuming compensated appropropriately).
 
So we're all supposed to sign in to the same twitter ID and post to each other? How are we supposed to tell who is who/who is whom/whom is who/whom is whom?

 
Oh, and since I didn't get any texts last night, I hope Gadzooks is doing okay and has many stories to tell about his night. I very much enjoy living vicariously through the likes of some of you...okay, just Gadzooks and sometimes Homer......and -fish-.....
I'm worried about the guy. He said he was off to manage two chicks who want his manhood, and his last text was about a gay guy hitting on him. :unsure:
Zooks> HI.
Ok, what do I have to do to get a GB to respond here? Jump up and down? Stuff a couple balloons in my shirt and shave? Profess a love for iphones and whatever crappy music early 20somethings like? Two girls, 1 gay guy. How does this end?
 
I just went shopping for the wife's b-day.

*Attention Married Guys*

The Gap has a sale on those sleek fitted leggings and yoga pants. $25-35.

I like to think of it as the gift that keeps on giving. :thumbup:

 
No way will I be living in the 'burbs, which means I'd have to go back to that hellish commute.
I don't get this. At all.I'd live in the folds of BGP's mind on a float ride through Arkansas with only my MIL and timschooch to guide me if it meant a job that would be perfect for me (and I'm assuming compensated appropropriately).
:lmao:The job in Chicago is fantastic, but I'd have to make twice as much as I do here to compensate for the cost of living difference. I won't make that, but we could get a smaller house, etc so that's OK.My commute in Memphis is 15 minutes each way. My commute in Chicago, at the same 17-mile distance, averaged an hour each way and frequently much more, including four hours a couple of times.It is cold there and not cold here. You don't have to shovel heat.I took my current job primarily because of a potential IPO, which will happen this year unless the market fully closes. Leaving now would mean I forgo much of the potential $$$ benefit of my stock and options, though they have increased in value about 50% already and I would get the benefit of that when I leave.I'm getting a promotion later this month that will give me responsibility for some new areas that it would be fun to learn about and manage (but with some terror that I'll have no idea what I'm doing). I'm the only person identified by my boss as his successor and received two out-of-the-blue additional performance-related bonuses outside of our norm in 2011, and these were given to <20 people out of about 27,000 employees worldwide. Starting over to gain that kind of respect and appreciation can suck.That being said, I'm still considering it. :lmao: Mr krista and I miss Chicago a lot.
 
(apologies in advance to Aaron for WeatherChat).
the implied sarcasm in my previous post was not intentional.love weather chat.headed to the airport in a couple hours for flight to Vegas. Supposed to be 65 and sunny there tomorrow. Might try to hit the links. :thumbup:
 
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I just went shopping for the wife's b-day.

*Attention Married Guys*

The Gap has a sale on those sleek fitted leggings and yoga pants. $25-35.

I like to think of it as the gift that keeps on giving. :thumbup:
should i look for pics on FB? :unsure:
No. Though I just got an idea on how to make a million bucks.www.yogapantswives.com

Yes. It's available.
http://girlsinyogapants.com/
I refuse to admit that I already knew about that site. I'm thinking of marketing to the MILF lovers. We can hire Homer to act as our court eunuch. Just tell the women to leave their daughters at home and he'll be perfect.

 
Beej has gone completely bonkers in the "girl commits suicide" thread.
Recap?
Girl kills herself due to bullying/cyberbullying.Beej posts that Pickles and I are the FFA's version of these bullies.

Oh and Idiotboxer called me fat.
That's right, Porky. What you going to do about it? Cry to your momma? You can't because I just ate her bacon. :unsure:
He's really old too.
That must've been old bacon.
My link
 
Beej has gone completely bonkers in the "girl commits suicide" thread.
Recap?
Girl kills herself due to bullying/cyberbullying.Beej posts that Pickles and I are the FFA's version of these bullies.

Oh and Idiotboxer called me fat.
That's right, Porky. What you going to do about it? Cry to your momma? You can't because I just ate her bacon. :unsure:
He's really old too.
That must've been old bacon.
My link
:lmao: :lmao:
 
Beej has gone completely bonkers in the "girl commits suicide" thread.
Recap?
Girl kills herself due to bullying/cyberbullying.Beej posts that Pickles and I are the FFA's version of these bullies.

Oh and Idiotboxer called me fat.
That's right, Porky. What you going to do about it? Cry to your momma? You can't because I just ate her bacon. :unsure:
He's really old too.
That must've been old bacon.
My link
That article makes no sense.
 
I have a dumb twitter question. I already have a Twitter account which I only use to get sports info, I've never tweeted anything in my life. However, for some strange reason there are a couple random people that "follow" me and one of them is my ex-mother in law. I'm assuming that there is no possible way that she would be able to see any activity in the GMTAN Twitter feed or anything I ever put in there? Right?
1. If you log in as GMTANFBG on twitter and you tweet something, only those followers (who are protected) can see that2. If you log in as gadzooks and you tweet something to GMTANFBG, I think all of your followers can see what you tweeted (but they can't see any other people's tweets to GMTANFBG)The safe thing here is to either always do #1 above, or just set your twitter account for you to approve any follower and just delete your MIL from following youHTH
Brilliant. This is what I was looking for.TF would you mind having a sit down with GM and help him with "reply to all" on text messages?
I'm on Android...no reply to all for us yet either :thumbdown:
 
Beej has gone completely bonkers in the "girl commits suicide" thread.
Recap?
Girl kills herself due to bullying/cyberbullying.Beej posts that Pickles and I are the FFA's version of these bullies.

Oh and Idiotboxer called me fat.
That's right, Porky. What you going to do about it? Cry to your momma? You can't because I just ate her bacon. :unsure:
He's really old too.
That must've been old bacon.
My link
Tanner, wait....
 
No way will I be living in the 'burbs, which means I'd have to go back to that hellish commute.
I don't get this. At all.

I'd live in the folds of BGP's mind on a float ride through Arkansas with only my MIL and timschooch to guide me if it meant a job that would be perfect for me (and I'm assuming compensated appropropriately).
:lmao: The job in Chicago is fantastic, but I'd have to make twice as much as I do here to compensate for the cost of living difference. I won't make that, but we could get a smaller house, etc so that's OK.

My commute in Memphis is 15 minutes each way. My commute in Chicago, at the same 17-mile distance, averaged an hour each way and frequently much more, including four hours a couple of times.

It is cold there and not cold here. You don't have to shovel heat.

I took my current job primarily because of a potential IPO, which will happen this year unless the market fully closes. Leaving now would mean I forgo much of the potential $$$ benefit of my stock and options, though they have increased in value about 50% already and I would get the benefit of that when I leave.

I'm getting a promotion later this month that will give me responsibility for some new areas that it would be fun to learn about and manage (but with some terror that I'll have no idea what I'm doing). I'm the only person identified by my boss as his successor and received two out-of-the-blue additional performance-related bonuses outside of our norm in 2011, and these were given to <20 people out of about 27,000 employees worldwide. Starting over to gain that kind of respect and appreciation can suck.

That being said, I'm still considering it. :lmao: Mr krista and I miss Chicago a lot.
Living in LA taught me just how exhausting and terrible this can be after awhile. It sounds, for lack of a better word, poosayish (sorry K4!), but it really does beat you down after a few months. Stay in Memphis for awhile. Retire to Buenos Aires with the beau when you're filthy rich (as opposed to just "rich") and live you final four decades like medieval nobles (um, but like environmentally conscious and compassionate nobles, yes).

 
Beej has gone completely bonkers in the "girl commits suicide" thread.
Recap?
Girl kills herself due to bullying/cyberbullying.Beej posts that Pickles and I are the FFA's version of these bullies.

Oh and Idiotboxer called me fat.
That's right, Porky. What you going to do about it? Cry to your momma? You can't because I just ate her bacon. :unsure:
He's really old too.
That must've been old bacon.
My link
Tanner, wait....
Whew. Thanks for talking me down off that ledge, buddy.
 
No way will I be living in the 'burbs, which means I'd have to go back to that hellish commute.
I don't get this. At all.I'd live in the folds of BGP's mind on a float ride through Arkansas with only my MIL and timschooch to guide me if it meant a job that would be perfect for me (and I'm assuming compensated appropropriately).
:lmao:The job in Chicago is fantastic, but I'd have to make twice as much as I do here to compensate for the cost of living difference. I won't make that, but we could get a smaller house, etc so that's OK.My commute in Memphis is 15 minutes each way. My commute in Chicago, at the same 17-mile distance, averaged an hour each way and frequently much more, including four hours a couple of times.It is cold there and not cold here. You don't have to shovel heat.I took my current job primarily because of a potential IPO, which will happen this year unless the market fully closes. Leaving now would mean I forgo much of the potential $$$ benefit of my stock and options, though they have increased in value about 50% already and I would get the benefit of that when I leave.I'm getting a promotion later this month that will give me responsibility for some new areas that it would be fun to learn about and manage (but with some terror that I'll have no idea what I'm doing). I'm the only person identified by my boss as his successor and received two out-of-the-blue additional performance-related bonuses outside of our norm in 2011, and these were given to <20 people out of about 27,000 employees worldwide. Starting over to gain that kind of respect and appreciation can suck.That being said, I'm still considering it. :lmao: Mr krista and I miss Chicago a lot.
That's a lot of reasons besides geography. And I get those. I'm just sayin'. Geography is temporary, and if you have to spend 40-100 hours/week some place, you might as well make it some place good when you can. The difference between living in Lake Forest and frequently visiting the city and living in the city isn't THAT great. I tolerated Naperville for 8 years and worked in the city every day. That was stupid. But not so stupid that I'd rule out moving back there if the right opportunity presented itself IN Naperville.
 
I just went shopping for the wife's b-day.

*Attention Married Guys*

The Gap has a sale on those sleek fitted leggings and yoga pants. $25-35.

I like to think of it as the gift that keeps on giving. :thumbup:
should i look for pics on FB? :unsure:
No. Though I just got an idea on how to make a million bucks.www.yogapantswives.com

Yes. It's available.
http://girlsinyogapants.com/
I refuse to admit that I already knew about that site. I'm thinking of marketing to the MILF lovers. We can hire Homer to act as our court eunuch. Just tell the women to leave their daughters at home and he'll be perfect.
I can sometimes get all beer-goggly for the elderly broads...you know, the twentysomethings. :X
 
Some days, I want to murder my co-workers. Does this sort of crap happen at anybody else's office? Bunch of lazy turds at my work....
1. Your office bathroom is about 100 times nicer than mine.2. What in the hell is a Victoria's Secret catalog doing in the men's room? You all have smartphones, use those for material.

 

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