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Notorious T.R.E.
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Forrest> I think I entered your thing...rt not very tretuitive. Money sent too. HOLLA!
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Footballguy
he always ends up with that rant about how the FFA is a sewer. you could see it coming when he was posting about becoming a moderator of this board again in the Iowa caucus thread. just like MoP wanting to be staff, beej wants to be a mod. only when he gets frustrated, he starts going nuts about Joe and Dodds, and gets himself banned. he'll take 6 months off and come back.
Gadzooks
Footballguy
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Not sure what kind of shtick this is, but I turned this off after 60 seconds of a naked dude.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
I hope he doesn't off himself due to my "bullying".
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Also, I had a really bizarre dream about shuke, Thorn and Gadzooks last night. Started out meeting up with Thorn at a bar - wasn't a big deal, in my dream we were old friends so it wasn't really a cornhole. Somehow, over the course of the evening, he morphed into Gadzooks, who excitedly informed me that shuke had invited him over for dinner. The rest of the night was spent at shuke's house, watching home videos and looking at his various pieces of art.
shuke was an exceedingly gracious host and seemed genuinely excited to have both of us there (even though I technically wasn't invited). He had a golden retriever and a beautiful wife. Three things stood out about our time there: 1.) at one point shuke was lying on the couch with his head in his wife's lap. She had apparently bought him a shirt and he could not for the life of him get over how well it fit him. He kept complimenting her on what a great buy it was. In particular, the collar/neck. He asked her what size she got, and she said it was a 45.
2.) At the end of the night, I told shuke how appreciative I was to him for the wonderful evening, and mentioned that I was pleasantly surprised by him in person because online he's one of the cool kids and I had no idea that he was SUCH a nice person.
3.) We apparently spent the night there and the next morning, Gadzooks/Thorn (there was a possible morphing back into Thorn... can't be sure) walked into the bathroom where shuke's wife was taking a bath. Truly a one second, mistake kind of thing. Neither of us knew the layout of the house and didn't realize that their master bedroom/bathroom was right next to guest quarters.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Recap?
GroveDiesel
Footballguy
What I'd be worried about is how many FBGs he'd try to take out before killing himself.I hope he doesn't off himself due to my "bullying".
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
She'd like to be "pricked" by zooks, but she's clueless how to make it happen without her spouse finding out and being mad. Also, shuke has a big neck.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Girl kills herself due to bullying/cyberbullying.Beej posts that Pickles and I are the FFA's version of these bullies.Oh and Idiotboxer called me fat.
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krista4
Footballguy
It was my work-purchased phone when working in Northfield, IL, and they let me keep it.I did get a call yesterday about a PERFECT job for me in Lake Forest IL, though.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Bears GM?It was my work-purchased phone when working in Northfield, IL, and they let me keep it.I did get a call yesterday about a PERFECT job for me in Lake Forest IL, though.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
... to a deluxe apartment in the sky-y-y.Enjoy the 'burbs imo.It was my work-purchased phone when working in Northfield, IL, and they let me keep it.I did get a call yesterday about a PERFECT job for me in Lake Forest IL, though.
1. If you log in as GMTANFBG on twitter and you tweet something, only those followers (who are protected) can see that2. If you log in as gadzooks and you tweet something to GMTANFBG, I think all of your followers can see what you tweeted (but they can't see any other people's tweets to GMTANFBG)The safe thing here is to either always do #1 above, or just set your twitter account for you to approve any follower and just delete your MIL from following youHTH
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
That's right, Porky. What you going to do about it? Cry to your momma? You can't because I just ate her bacon.
cosjobs
Footballguy
in other words, we dullards should stay away
krista4
Footballguy
Bears GM?It was my work-purchased phone when working in Northfield, IL, and they let me keep it.I did get a call yesterday about a PERFECT job for me in Lake Forest IL, though.
I couldn't do much worse.
No way will I be living in the 'burbs, which means I'd have to go back to that hellish commute.Memphis not looking so bad after all, especially as it seems to be about 70 degrees today (apologies in advance to Aaron for WeatherChat).... to a deluxe apartment in the sky-y-y.Enjoy the 'burbs imo.It was my work-purchased phone when working in Northfield, IL, and they let me keep it.I did get a call yesterday about a PERFECT job for me in Lake Forest IL, though.
Gadzooks
Footballguy
He's really old too.That's right, Porky. What you going to do about it? Cry to your momma? You can't because I just ate her bacon.
Gadzooks
Footballguy
Brilliant. This is what I was looking for.TF would you mind having a sit down with GM and help him with "reply to all" on text messages?
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
That must've been old bacon.He's really old too.That's right, Porky. What you going to do about it? Cry to your momma? You can't because I just ate her bacon.
Gadzooks
Footballguy
This is exactly how I read it as well.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
I don't get this. At all.I'd live in the folds of BGP's mind on a float ride through Arkansas with only my MIL and timschooch to guide me if it meant a job that would be perfect for me (and I'm assuming compensated appropropriately).
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
Ok, what do I have to do to get a GB to respond here? Jump up and down? Stuff a couple balloons in my shirt and shave? Profess a love for iphones and whatever crappy music early 20somethings like? Two girls, 1 gay guy. How does this end?Zooks> HI.I'm worried about the guy. He said he was off to manage two chicks who want his manhood, and his last text was about a gay guy hitting on him.
ODoyleRules
Footballguy
I work in Lake Forest IL and our company is hiring.It was my work-purchased phone when working in Northfield, IL, and they let me keep it.I did get a call yesterday about a PERFECT job for me in Lake Forest IL, though.
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
I just went shopping for the wife's b-day.
*Attention Married Guys*
The Gap has a sale on those sleek fitted leggings and yoga pants. $25-35.
I like to think of it as the gift that keeps on giving.
*Attention Married Guys*
The Gap has a sale on those sleek fitted leggings and yoga pants. $25-35.
I like to think of it as the gift that keeps on giving.
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
should i look for pics on FB?I just went shopping for the wife's b-day.
*Attention Married Guys*
The Gap has a sale on those sleek fitted leggings and yoga pants. $25-35.
I like to think of it as the gift that keeps on giving.
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
No. Though I just got an idea on how to make a million bucks.www.yogapantswives.comshould i look for pics on FB?I just went shopping for the wife's b-day.
*Attention Married Guys*
The Gap has a sale on those sleek fitted leggings and yoga pants. $25-35.
I like to think of it as the gift that keeps on giving.
Yes. It's available.
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
http://girlsinyogapants.com/No. Though I just got an idea on how to make a million bucks.www.yogapantswives.comshould i look for pics on FB?I just went shopping for the wife's b-day.
*Attention Married Guys*
The Gap has a sale on those sleek fitted leggings and yoga pants. $25-35.
I like to think of it as the gift that keeps on giving.
Yes. It's available.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
krista4
Footballguy
The job in Chicago is fantastic, but I'd have to make twice as much as I do here to compensate for the cost of living difference. I won't make that, but we could get a smaller house, etc so that's OK.My commute in Memphis is 15 minutes each way. My commute in Chicago, at the same 17-mile distance, averaged an hour each way and frequently much more, including four hours a couple of times.It is cold there and not cold here. You don't have to shovel heat.I took my current job primarily because of a potential IPO, which will happen this year unless the market fully closes. Leaving now would mean I forgo much of the potential $$$ benefit of my stock and options, though they have increased in value about 50% already and I would get the benefit of that when I leave.I'm getting a promotion later this month that will give me responsibility for some new areas that it would be fun to learn about and manage (but with some terror that I'll have no idea what I'm doing). I'm the only person identified by my boss as his successor and received two out-of-the-blue additional performance-related bonuses outside of our norm in 2011, and these were given to <20 people out of about 27,000 employees worldwide. Starting over to gain that kind of respect and appreciation can suck.That being said, I'm still considering it. Mr krista and I miss Chicago a lot.
the implied sarcasm in my previous post was not intentional.love weather chat.headed to the airport in a couple hours for flight to Vegas. Supposed to be 65 and sunny there tomorrow. Might try to hit the links.
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Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
I refuse to admit that I already knew about that site. I'm thinking of marketing to the MILF lovers. We can hire Homer to act as our court eunuch. Just tell the women to leave their daughters at home and he'll be perfect.http://girlsinyogapants.com/No. Though I just got an idea on how to make a million bucks.www.yogapantswives.comshould i look for pics on FB?I just went shopping for the wife's b-day.
*Attention Married Guys*
The Gap has a sale on those sleek fitted leggings and yoga pants. $25-35.
I like to think of it as the gift that keeps on giving.
Yes. It's available.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
My linkThat must've been old bacon.He's really old too.That's right, Porky. What you going to do about it? Cry to your momma? You can't because I just ate her bacon.
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
That article makes no sense.My linkThat must've been old bacon.He's really old too.That's right, Porky. What you going to do about it? Cry to your momma? You can't because I just ate her bacon.
I'm on Android...no reply to all for us yet either
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
Tanner, wait....My linkThat must've been old bacon.He's really old too.That's right, Porky. What you going to do about it? Cry to your momma? You can't because I just ate her bacon.
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
Living in LA taught me just how exhausting and terrible this can be after awhile. It sounds, for lack of a better word, poosayish (sorry K4!), but it really does beat you down after a few months. Stay in Memphis for awhile. Retire to Buenos Aires with the beau when you're filthy rich (as opposed to just "rich") and live you final four decades like medieval nobles (um, but like environmentally conscious and compassionate nobles, yes).
My commute in Memphis is 15 minutes each way. My commute in Chicago, at the same 17-mile distance, averaged an hour each way and frequently much more, including four hours a couple of times.
It is cold there and not cold here. You don't have to shovel heat.
I took my current job primarily because of a potential IPO, which will happen this year unless the market fully closes. Leaving now would mean I forgo much of the potential $$$ benefit of my stock and options, though they have increased in value about 50% already and I would get the benefit of that when I leave.
I'm getting a promotion later this month that will give me responsibility for some new areas that it would be fun to learn about and manage (but with some terror that I'll have no idea what I'm doing). I'm the only person identified by my boss as his successor and received two out-of-the-blue additional performance-related bonuses outside of our norm in 2011, and these were given to <20 people out of about 27,000 employees worldwide. Starting over to gain that kind of respect and appreciation can suck.
That being said, I'm still considering it.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Whew. Thanks for talking me down off that ledge, buddy.Tanner, wait....My linkThat must've been old bacon.He's really old too.That's right, Porky. What you going to do about it? Cry to your momma? You can't because I just ate her bacon.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
That's a lot of reasons besides geography. And I get those. I'm just sayin'. Geography is temporary, and if you have to spend 40-100 hours/week some place, you might as well make it some place good when you can. The difference between living in Lake Forest and frequently visiting the city and living in the city isn't THAT great. I tolerated Naperville for 8 years and worked in the city every day. That was stupid. But not so stupid that I'd rule out moving back there if the right opportunity presented itself IN Naperville.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I can sometimes get all beer-goggly for the elderly broads...you know, the twentysomethings. :XI refuse to admit that I already knew about that site. I'm thinking of marketing to the MILF lovers. We can hire Homer to act as our court eunuch. Just tell the women to leave their daughters at home and he'll be perfect.http://girlsinyogapants.com/No. Though I just got an idea on how to make a million bucks.www.yogapantswives.comshould i look for pics on FB?I just went shopping for the wife's b-day.
*Attention Married Guys*
The Gap has a sale on those sleek fitted leggings and yoga pants. $25-35.
I like to think of it as the gift that keeps on giving.
Yes. It's available.
General Malaise
Footballguy
1. Your office bathroom is about 100 times nicer than mine.2. What in the hell is a Victoria's Secret catalog doing in the men's room? You all have smartphones, use those for material.
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
that's your nice, clean and roomy stall? are you complaining about the magazine??
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
I don't get it.
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