GM's thread about nothing (42 Viewers)

[Bob Sacamano]

5 beers sounds like breakfast.

Showerbeers™?

Most I can get in during a shower is 2...I'm in and out pretty quickly.

Like sexbeers.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

5 beers sounds like breakfast.

Showerbeers™?

Most I can get in during a shower is 2...I'm in and out pretty quickly.

Like sexbeers.

Better to stick with shots there.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

5 beers sounds like breakfast.

Showerbeers™?

Most I can get in during a shower is 2...I'm in and out pretty quickly.

I meant I was offering

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

lol

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

5 beers sounds like breakfast.

Showerbeers™?

Most I can get in during a shower is 2...I'm in and out pretty quickly.

I meant I was offering

 

[Stoneys]

Thank you Zooks!!! You are the man.

 

[YSR]

I appear to have been removed from the text list.

 

[Tecumseh]

Any of you dickmittens get a text from me in the last half hour? It appeared that I was somehow able to send it out to more than 10 people and I thought I sent it, but it's not in my "messages" now. Not sure what happened here, I feel like GM right now.

Btw, there bewbs involved in said text.

I just got it. 22yo?

YES. Sweet Jesus YES.

<_<

 

[urbanhack]

Just motorboated a phone.

jajajajaja

 

[urbanhack]

Just motorboated a phone.

Now accepting forwards. tia

Fapwards, imo.

Whatever. Just ward, would ya?

Done your way, honky.

tap tap

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Torn between hoping this is real and hoping it is fake.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I appear to have been removed from the text list.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Dammmm shawty

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Speaking of horseracing..

These things crack me up.

is an old favorite.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Just motorboated a phone.

Now accepting forwards. tia

Fapwards, imo.

Whatever. Just ward, would ya?

Done your way, honky.

tap tap

Pretty hot exchange here.

 

[Tecumseh]

Meh. I've seen boobs before.

And I've breathed air before. This rack....it's not painful to look at it. I used to want to be Tecumseh when I grew up, what with his famous career as a broadcaster and his whimsicle free time discovering lost treasure with a metal detector....but now? Now I just want to be Gadzooks for as long as this gravy train is riding along. Man, great skin.

The metal detector is pretty sweet.

 

[Disco Stu]

The agency defines binge drinking as women having four or more drinks in a sitting and men drinking five or more, but the definition of binge drinking can vary. According to the National Institute on Alcohol Abuse and Alcoholism, the same amount of alcohol must be consumed in two hours or less to qualify as binge drinking, an amount that would put a person's blood alcohol level above the legal driving limit, Crews said.

Stop sitting. Problem solved.

 

[Zow]

wait, Gadzooks is passing out pictures?

 

[phishphan]

shouldn't the bewbs be posted in the twitter feed since it's private? :Ithinkyes:

 

[Drifter]

Tanner - this one of your students?

Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop arrested

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I wonder what the "agency" says about pouring yourself a pint glass of bourbon?

 

[Disco Stu]

Torn between hoping this is real and hoping it is fake.

Failipino Forwarding to my shawty now...

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I mean, technically that's one drink.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Torn between hoping this is real and hoping it is fake.

Failipino Forwarding to my shawty now...

Is she Fallopian too? I thought she was like L'Ocean.

 

[jplvr]

I hate that I bet on LSU, but feel worse for TigerFan who shelled out $700 to see this game in person.

I feel bad for everyone who had to watch that crapfest.

at least I had fun tailgaiting slamming beers with jplvr

No ifs, ands or buts about it...we got anally raped without lube. just awful. The worst part about it was that it was via field goals, so we felt like we had a chance all the way up to the end.

it's even more disgusting looking at all the stats. When I was at the game, I knew it was bad. But I didn't realize it was that bad.and I have no regrets about spending the $700. It's all about the experience. Jplvr and his BIL got in for $850.

Not to pour salt into the womb but I have regrets about watching it for free.

Had a blast. It was refreshing to meet your friends at the tailgate. Talking about the game with LSU fans up until that point was miserable. Next time I'm in New Orleans or Baton Rouge, hook me up with that chick in the princess outfit.I didn't realize the stats were that crazy until I got back to the hotel either.

Then I went out on Bourbon for a while. At some point I realized I was way too drunk to be on the street and hoofed it back to the hotel... probably 3 am. My BIL didn't go out, woke me up at 8am to leave. That was horrible, but I'm glad I'm home now.

I heard the LSU bus got stuck on I-10 on the way home. Someone painted a 50 yard line on the interstate. ...just the one joke.

See you in Baton Rouge next year.

 

[Disco Stu]

Torn between hoping this is real and hoping it is fake.

Failipino Forwarding to my shawty now...

Is she Fallopian too? I thought she was like L'Ocean.

She's half, which means I can't get her pregnant if I understand correctly about the tubes.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Just motorboated a phone.

Now accepting forwards. tia

Fapwards, imo.

Whatever. Just ward, would ya?

Done your way, honky.

tap tap

sent

 

[krista4]

I appear to have been removed from the text list.

Me too. Discrimination, I tell ya.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

I appear to have been removed from the text list.

Me too. Discrimination, I tell ya.

You broads can look in the mirror and see cleavage any time you want. Settle down.

 

[GroveDiesel]

I appear to have been removed from the text list.

Me too. Discrimination, I tell ya.

That's because you haven't sent out a topless self-pic yet. That's how you get onto this particular texting list. Never seen so many hairy nipples in my life.### for.....um, ###.

 

[McBokonon]

I just learned a furlong is 1/8 of a mile.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Heading to my 2nd week of trivia tonight. My wife encouraging me to go out drinking on a weeknight? I can get used to this.

Any ideas for team name? They didn't like my suggestion of "Dickmittens" last week

 

[-fish-]

I just learned a furlong is 1/8 of a mile.

wait until you start learning about Beyer numbers.

 

[mr. furley]

I just learned furleys dong is 1/8 of a mile.

s'about right

 

[Zow]

I appear to have been removed from the text list.

Me too. Discrimination, I tell ya.

You broads can look in the mirror and see cleavage any time you want. Settle down.

Do their necks not work?

 

[proninja]

Heading to my 2nd week of trivia tonight. My wife encouraging me to go out drinking on a weeknight? I can get used to this.Any ideas for team name? They didn't like my suggestion of "Dickmittens" last week

just googled trivia team names, and found "on a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you like kids?"

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Heading to my 2nd week of trivia tonight. My wife encouraging me to go out drinking on a weeknight? I can get used to this.Any ideas for team name? They didn't like my suggestion of "Dickmittens" last week

just googled trivia team names, and found "on a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you like kids?"

I just saw the same thing

 

[Osaurus]

What is a Namibian meter?

 

[Gadzooks]

I appear to have been removed from the text list.

Me too. Discrimination, I tell ya.

You 2 were excluded out of respect. It only went to the riff raff. Plus, I figure you 2 only share pics with each other since both of you don't send them out to the rest of us.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Torn between hoping this is real and hoping it is fake.

Failipino Forwarding to my shawty now...

Is she Fallopian too? I thought she was like L'Ocean.

She's half, which means I can't get her pregnant if I understand correctly about the tubes.

/

 

[Zow]

I appear to have been removed from the text list.

Me too. Discrimination, I tell ya.

You 2 were excluded out of respect. It only went to the riff raff. Plus, I figure you 2 only share pics with each other since both of you don't send them out to the rest of us.

 

[Zow]

Heading to my 2nd week of trivia tonight. My wife encouraging me to go out drinking on a weeknight? I can get used to this.Any ideas for team name? They didn't like my suggestion of "Dickmittens" last week

just googled trivia team names, and found "on a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you like kids?"

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

Heading to my 2nd week of trivia tonight. My wife encouraging me to go out drinking on a weeknight? I can get used to this.Any ideas for team name? They didn't like my suggestion of "Dickmittens" last week

When we used to play, sometimes we'd pick a table and make our team name something mean about them.ex, "the two ugly girls and the dork with the douchy hat in the corner booth"

 

[GroveDiesel]

Is anyone else surprised that Tebowing and teabagging haven't been combined into Tebowgging by the college aged yet? That seems like a thing, right?

 

[kevzilla]

Just motorboated a phone.

 

[madhatter]

####### twitter ####### down?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I appear to have been removed from the text list.

Me too. Discrimination, I tell ya.

You 2 were excluded out of respect. It only went to the riff raff. Plus, I figure you 2 only share pics with each other since both of you don't send them out to the rest of us.

I took care of it.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Heading to my 2nd week of trivia tonight. My wife encouraging me to go out drinking on a weeknight? I can get used to this.Any ideas for team name? They didn't like my suggestion of "Dickmittens" last week

Learn It Scholars? /tanner

 

[kevzilla]

Krista>just saw Bizarre Foods. At a restaurant in Granada. With maggot-filled cheese.



Cornhole being re-evaluated.

 

[KGB]

Getting caught up

If you Az people put together the craps game/illegal dog racing in a the secret warehouse. I'm in.