Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
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- Thread starter General Malaise
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Seatown Mofos
Footballguy
Update?
-fish-
Footballguy
a scotch, a beer, and a bad decision involving a woman past drunk at this point.
Seatown Mofos
Footballguy
A situation involving a woman who is past drunk is never a bad decision in my book.
-fish-
Footballguy
either I was too drunk to write a good sentence or you were too drunk to understand it. try the edited version.A situation involving a woman who is past drunk is never a bad decision in my book.
Seatown Mofos
Footballguy
Yes.either I was too drunk to write a good sentence or you were too drunk to understand it. try the edited version.A situation involving a woman who is past drunk is never a bad decision in my book.
Guster
Footballguy
Mid-date update...More in the am!!
Um, yeah... another fun nightSleepy time now, but updates tomorrow morning
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Perhaps the best pic shared in this thread yet
Tecumseh
Footballguy
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Jazzercise. Duh.
Guster
Footballguy
Don't have time for a full update right now, but figured I'd give a quick overview. Me: so, I don't know what the hell we're gonna do on our third date Her: yeah, it's kinda been like leave no stone unturnedGrabbing breakfast with her now and then dropping her off at her car. Full report coming laterMid-date update...
Guster
Footballguy
Are shanks the new post it notes? Need an offdee ruling here
I feel like I've been anally raped without lube by Lexington Steele twice this week
SofaKings
Footballguy
I have a buddy from high school that moved to Baton Rouge the day after graduation. His fb posts are suicidal-like.I feel like I've been anally raped without lube by Lexington Steele twice this week
I was finally over the LSU loss and the it's like the Saints loss triggered the pain all again.:bagger:I have a buddy from high school that moved to Baton Rouge the day after graduation. His fb posts are suicidal-like.I feel like I've been anally raped without lube by Lexington Steele twice this week
krista4
Footballguy
'zooks, very sorry about your friend.
YSR, I too broke my ### once; was nothing to do but just wait for it to get better. This was also before the advent of good drugs. :(
Started drinking yesterday at 6 a.m. with mimosas on our first flight. Ramped it up a lot starting with the Saint/49ers game, at a Granada bar with one other American and a bunch of Nicaraguans. The largest TV was on the NFL games, complete with Spanish commentary (watching Tony Siragusa dubbed in Spanish was pretty funny). The other TVs were all tuned to baseball as Granada's team made the semifinals and they are now tied with the deciding game today to see if they make it to the finals. Please see my post previously in this thread about the wonder that is Nicaraguan baseball--these people LOVE their baseball like nothing else.
The only other American was from SF and had brought his various uncles, cousins, etc. to the bar to watch. Everyone in the bar except one guy was rooting for the Niners (sorry TF). The place was absolute madness as huge cheers would be going up for both the football and the baseball games, and everybody screaming at one another constantly. Maybe the most fun I've ever had watching a football game, except for feeling sorry for the two hookers in the corner that no one paid attention to because they were all more interested in the games.
By the time we left sometime during the NE game I was snookered and when we got to the hotel (our house is occupado), the clock said about 9:50 which seemed early to go to bed, but we had been up since before 4 a.m. and drinking since 6. Come to find out this morning that the clock was wrong and we really went to bed around 7:30.
YSR, I too broke my ### once; was nothing to do but just wait for it to get better. This was also before the advent of good drugs. :(
Started drinking yesterday at 6 a.m. with mimosas on our first flight. Ramped it up a lot starting with the Saint/49ers game, at a Granada bar with one other American and a bunch of Nicaraguans. The largest TV was on the NFL games, complete with Spanish commentary (watching Tony Siragusa dubbed in Spanish was pretty funny). The other TVs were all tuned to baseball as Granada's team made the semifinals and they are now tied with the deciding game today to see if they make it to the finals. Please see my post previously in this thread about the wonder that is Nicaraguan baseball--these people LOVE their baseball like nothing else.
The only other American was from SF and had brought his various uncles, cousins, etc. to the bar to watch. Everyone in the bar except one guy was rooting for the Niners (sorry TF). The place was absolute madness as huge cheers would be going up for both the football and the baseball games, and everybody screaming at one another constantly. Maybe the most fun I've ever had watching a football game, except for feeling sorry for the two hookers in the corner that no one paid attention to because they were all more interested in the games.
By the time we left sometime during the NE game I was snookered and when we got to the hotel (our house is occupado), the clock said about 9:50 which seemed early to go to bed, but we had been up since before 4 a.m. and drinking since 6. Come to find out this morning that the clock was wrong and we really went to bed around 7:30.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Who were the hookers rooting for?
bentley
Footballguy
I have this buddy that's a semiprofessional drunk and he used to tell me that if you were still drinking at 10 pm on game day you either didnt start early enough or werent drinking hard enough.'zooks, very sorry about your friend.YSR, I too broke my ### once; was nothing to do but just wait for it to get better. This was also before the advent of good drugs. :(Started drinking yesterday at 6 a.m. with mimosas on our first flight. Ramped it up a lot starting with the Saint/49ers game, at a Granada bar with one other American and a bunch of Nicaraguans. The largest TV was on the NFL games, complete with Spanish commentary (watching Tony Siragusa dubbed in Spanish was pretty funny). The other TVs were all tuned to baseball as Granada's team made the semifinals and they are now tied with the deciding game today to see if they make it to the finals. Please see my post previously in this thread about the wonder that is Nicaraguan baseball--these people LOVE their baseball like nothing else.The only other American was from SF and had brought his various uncles, cousins, etc. to the bar to watch. Everyone in the bar except one guy was rooting for the Niners (sorry TF). The place was absolute madness as huge cheers would be going up for both the football and the baseball games, and everybody screaming at one another constantly. Maybe the most fun I've ever had watching a football game, except for feeling sorry for the two hookers in the corner that no one paid attention to because they were all more interested in the games.By the time we left sometime during the NE game I was snookered and when we got to the hotel (our house is occupado), the clock said about 9:50 which seemed early to go to bed, but we had been up since before 4 a.m. and drinking since 6. Come to find out this morning that the clock was wrong and we really went to bed around 7:30.
YSR
Footballguy
Already stuck a brisket in the oven and whipped up a delicious Sesame Pasta Salad. If I can avoid a trip to the in-laws' to watch football today (FIL has already called to invite us), I will consider this whole day a victory.
Osaurus
Footballguy
Nice. Leftover chicken bog for lunch and a nice garlic parmesan orange roughy for dinner.
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Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
"Ooooh we would love to come over and watch games but I broke my ### the other day..."
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
What a dootch.
Guster
Footballguy
Ok... so here's the official recap of my night.
We had arranged to meet up for dinner at a trendy local gourmet pizza place (we had the figjam and prosciutto for those that care). We get there around the same time and who is there at a table by the door? Yeah, her sister and her sister's fiancé. I guess her family doesn't approve of her dating before her divorce is final. Oops. They were very cordial and didn't make it awkward which was nice. In fact, when they left, her sister came up and said goodbye and told me she'd see me soon
Conversation was good, flirty, fun, etc. After a couple of drinks and a pizza, we head to the concert -
. It was in a townie bar on the west side of town and the part of the bar where the concert was held maybe 70 people. It was pretty packed since we got there like 5 minutes before it started but somehow managed to find 2 seats in the second row. Perfect. The music was good and the people watching was epic. There was a dude in front of us that was probably in his mid to late 30's that was hammered. Part way through the show he's lip locked with a drunken, horny 50 something year old. At one point they start dancing in front of the band. Literally, in front of the band. The band stopped playing and asked the crowd if they would like to watch these two keep dancing, a couple cheers. Then they asked if we'd like to see them dancing outside instead. The place erupted in cheers and the drunken mistake that was their night spilled into the streets never to be seen or heard from again
The show lets out around 2a and she's ####faced. I was pacing myself because I knew one way or the other I was making the 45 min trek up to her house. At this point I know that we're leaving her car there and I'll have to bring her back in the morning - no easy, early-morning escape, but a small price to pay for what lied ahead.
We had arranged to meet up for dinner at a trendy local gourmet pizza place (we had the figjam and prosciutto for those that care). We get there around the same time and who is there at a table by the door? Yeah, her sister and her sister's fiancé. I guess her family doesn't approve of her dating before her divorce is final. Oops. They were very cordial and didn't make it awkward which was nice. In fact, when they left, her sister came up and said goodbye and told me she'd see me soon
Conversation was good, flirty, fun, etc. After a couple of drinks and a pizza, we head to the concert -
. It was in a townie bar on the west side of town and the part of the bar where the concert was held maybe 70 people. It was pretty packed since we got there like 5 minutes before it started but somehow managed to find 2 seats in the second row. Perfect. The music was good and the people watching was epic. There was a dude in front of us that was probably in his mid to late 30's that was hammered. Part way through the show he's lip locked with a drunken, horny 50 something year old. At one point they start dancing in front of the band. Literally, in front of the band. The band stopped playing and asked the crowd if they would like to watch these two keep dancing, a couple cheers. Then they asked if we'd like to see them dancing outside instead. The place erupted in cheers and the drunken mistake that was their night spilled into the streets never to be seen or heard from again
The show lets out around 2a and she's ####faced. I was pacing myself because I knew one way or the other I was making the 45 min trek up to her house. At this point I know that we're leaving her car there and I'll have to bring her back in the morning - no easy, early-morning escape, but a small price to pay for what lied ahead.
Tecumseh
Footballguy
Did you find out who the mystery text was from?
Guster
Footballguy
she falls asleep on the way home. No biggie, might as well get her beauty sleep while she can. It's nearly 3am by the time we get there and I wake her up and we head in to her place (my place was about a half hour closer, but still contains one ex-gf, so is off limits for now). We start settling in and disrobing and she informed me that she started yesterday. So, I do what any self respecting GMTANer would do (I hope ), I tell her to go get a towel. Once she's back and we're getting down to business, I remember my quest last time of getting pictures being less than successful. I bust out my phone and grab a couple pics but then come to the realization that I would rather be an active participant than photographer and I'm testing the limits of her flexibility, which appear to be quite impressive.
At one point she ends up on top of me and I can't help but take my camera back out. I snap a picture and then somehow my finger must of slipped or something because it turned into video mode. so yeah, there's that. Most of the pics are blurry and one of the videos ends up having a bit more um, for lack of a better descriptor, wetness to the sound than I'd like to share, but suffice to say those shall remain treasured possessions of mine fore quite some time.
We woke up this morning a little tired from lack of sleep, played a quick game of pin the tail on the donkey and layed around in bed for a while before leaving to grab breakfast and drop her off at her car.
Very likely that I'll see her again at some point this week. I'm going to have to start trying to work some shtick into my pictures or something to keep things interesting
the only pic I took that won't get me banned
), I tell her to go get a towel. Once she's back and we're getting down to business, I remember my quest last time of getting pictures being less than successful. I bust out my phone and grab a couple pics but then come to the realization that I would rather be an active participant than photographer and I'm testing the limits of her flexibility, which appear to be quite impressive.At one point she ends up on top of me and I can't help but take my camera back out. I snap a picture and then somehow my finger must of slipped or something because it turned into video mode.
so yeah, there's that. Most of the pics are blurry and one of the videos ends up having a bit more um, for lack of a better descriptor, wetness to the sound than I'd like to share, but suffice to say those shall remain treasured possessions of mine fore quite some time.We woke up this morning a little tired from lack of sleep, played a quick game of pin the tail on the donkey and layed around in bed for a while before leaving to grab breakfast and drop her off at her car.
Very likely that I'll see her again at some point this week. I'm going to have to start trying to work some shtick into my pictures or something to keep things interesting
the only pic I took that won't get me banned
-fish-
Footballguy
I'm assuming the friend that was driving.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Pretty bad form on her part not to let you know that upfront so that you could adjust the amount of money you were going to spend on her and how nice you would be to her.
Guster
Footballguy
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Well I mean it worked out for you but if things had gone the other way...shoulda asked for a refund
kevzilla
Footballguy
Sometimes, it's a burden being right all the time.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
How did you know it was her? Did she stick her whole hand through the mailslot?
Guster
Footballguy
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Guster for President.
cosjobs
Footballguy
Last night I tried he another wines I got at WM, a Fume Blancby Barnard Griffin. BG is a Washington winemaker in Washington's Columbia valley. For a family owned operation they do a commendable job competing with their much better-funded competitors. In general I think Washington state producers consistently turn out the best moderately priced wines in the country- I'm talking the $10-20/bottle range, with no shortage on the lower end. But I digress- the Fume Blanc was nice and crisp with melon and tropical fruit and maybe a hint of oak. Fume Blanc = Suvignon Blanc. The term Fume Blanc was originated by Ferrari Carano in California before Sauv Blanc became popular. They renamed it Fume Blanc to make it sound more "French." It worked really well and has been a mainstay on restaurant wine lists ever since. Wine Enthusiast rated this BG at 91 points, which I think is a little generous, but its still quite a nice wine. If you are a Sauv Blanc fan, you'll find this fruity in the new world style, but none of the grapefruit found in the NZ products, but with flavors, if not the acidity of those found from the Sancerre region.Bottom line- it a great deal at $11-12 reatail, for $5, ist a clear off the shelves and save it for the summer buy.
General Malaise
Footballguy
I've had nearly 24 hours away from wives, kids, responsibilities, good judgement. 
Story at 11? Anybody ever log into their bank to find out just what exactly they did the night before? Homer? Stu? Anyone?
General Malaise
Footballguy
I ever get terminal cancer, I assure you of this: I will KILL the makers of the Jack and The Box Chapabaco commercial. They go out first. 
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Nope. I can handle my booze.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Nope. I can handle my booze.
About every 3rd time the wife and I go out she'll say something like "Oh crap! I think we forgot to close-out our tab!" I always have to reassure her with "Nope, did it right before we left." or something similar.Similar threads
