Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I drank for 13 hours yesterday. 
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cosjobs
Footballguy
I can assure that any of the hundreds of $120 withdrawals between 1am and 3am in the 1980s were not for coke.I've had nearly 24 hours away from wives, kids, responsibilities, good judgement.
Story at 11?
Anybody ever log into their bank to find out just what exactly they did the night before? Homer? Stu? Anyone?
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I can assure that any of the hundreds of $120 withdrawals between 1am and 3am in the 1980s were not for coke.
Story at 11?
Anybody ever log into their bank to find out just what exactly they did the night before? Homer? Stu? Anyone?
Funny, I was just thinking about this today. I have a book full of 200 of them that I can't bring myself to throw away for some reason.
Osaurus
Footballguy
Gonna try to sell as many of them as I can. They have been in sealed boxes for 8 years in a closet. I guess it's time.
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Leeroy Jenkins
Footballguy
I used to love counting my cash the day after a long night out. Uncrumpling money that was received as change and stuffed into my pockets. Lots of head shaking and over tipping.'General Malaise said:
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
I'm going to try and make some GB fans lose their shiz in the SP official thread.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
An hour and 20 minutes without a post? You guys all busy nailing coeds and eating wizard brownies?
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Nailing wizards and eating coeds.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
I was expecting a Brownie joke.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Too easy. Brownies, I mean.
jplvr
Footballguy
Sorry, GB. I considered buying LSU futures for next season just because of how good I think your team will be.
jplvr
Footballguy
I don't know if there's a thread in the FFA about this topic already, but I compiled a list from a thread on another forum of documentaries available through Netflix Instant to watch. Feel free to add to the list:
Restrepo- Watched this a year ago. It's about a Marine? outpost in Afghanistan. I'd rank it first on the list.
The Union- I don't know how a person could watch this and not start to argue for making marijuana legal.
Food, Inc.- If you eat food, you should watch. The corn/soybean stuff in there was a revelation to me.
Street Thief- Well done. Follows around a buglar committing actual burglaries.
Exit Through the Gift Shop- About "street artists." Still cracking up at the interviews at the end of the film.
180 Degrees South- Very motivational to me. Faded down the stretch.
Cocaine Cowboys- I've seen this, I think. I remember not liking it, but might need to give it a second look.
I have yet to watch these:
The Cove
Dear Zachary- I've been warned this one will make you mad beyond belief. Look up the description on Wiki before watching
Pulling John
Winnebago Man
Highwater
Bustin Down the Door
Rockafire Explosion
Senna
King Corn
Crossing the Line
Client 9
Many in that thread recommended "Wild and Wonderful Whites" but I cut it off early. It's about a hillbilly family from West Virginia who routinely is in trouble with the law.
Restrepo- Watched this a year ago. It's about a Marine? outpost in Afghanistan. I'd rank it first on the list.
The Union- I don't know how a person could watch this and not start to argue for making marijuana legal.
Food, Inc.- If you eat food, you should watch. The corn/soybean stuff in there was a revelation to me.
Street Thief- Well done. Follows around a buglar committing actual burglaries.
Exit Through the Gift Shop- About "street artists." Still cracking up at the interviews at the end of the film.
180 Degrees South- Very motivational to me. Faded down the stretch.
Cocaine Cowboys- I've seen this, I think. I remember not liking it, but might need to give it a second look.
I have yet to watch these:
The Cove
Dear Zachary- I've been warned this one will make you mad beyond belief. Look up the description on Wiki before watching
Pulling John
Winnebago Man
Highwater
Bustin Down the Door
Rockafire Explosion
Senna
King Corn
Crossing the Line
Client 9
Many in that thread recommended "Wild and Wonderful Whites" but I cut it off early. It's about a hillbilly family from West Virginia who routinely is in trouble with the law.
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Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
There is a "must see" documentary thread around here somewhere. It pretty much went to #### when people started listing "Band of Brothers" and "Blackhawk Down".
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jplvr
Footballguy
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
And people argued with me when I objected.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I'm already about 8 vodkas deep. Closing down the bar might be a bit challenging tonight.
Good ####### posting.
jplvr
Footballguy
I bet they all thought WWII in HD needed more character development.And people argued with me when I objected.
Just making this easier for me to find later.GBGB.she falls asleep on the way home. No biggie, might as well get her beauty sleep while she can. It's nearly 3am by the time we get there and I wake her up and we head in to her place (my place was about a half hour closer, but still contains one ex-gf, so is off limits for now). We start settling in and disrobing and she informed me that she started yesterday. So, I do what any self respecting GMTANer would do (I hope), I tell her to go get a towel. Once she's back and we're getting down to business, I remember my quest last time of getting pictures being less than successful. I bust out my phone and grab a couple pics but then come to the realization that I would rather be an active participant than photographer and I'm testing the limits of her flexibility, which appear to be quite impressive.
At one point she ends up on top of me and I can't help but take my camera back out. I snap a picture and then somehow my finger must of slipped or something because it turned into video mode.so yeah, there's that. Most of the pics are blurry and one of the videos ends up having a bit more um, for lack of a better descriptor, wetness to the sound than I'd like to share, but suffice to say those shall remain treasured possessions of mine fore quite some time.
We woke up this morning a little tired from lack of sleep, played a quick game of pin the tail on the donkey and layed around in bed for a while before leaving to grab breakfast and drop her off at her car.
Very likely that I'll see her again at some point this week. I'm going to have to start trying to work some shtick into my pictures or something to keep things interesting
the only pic I took that won't get me banned
She makes me feel like Caps Lock, Rick.
Kubes
Footballguy
Explain more.
bentley
Footballguy
Yes. This. I have two boys under the age of three and they both have colds and have been grumpy all day. The only thing in my own life I'm fantasizing about is the cold embrace of the crypt.
kevzilla
Footballguy
at this, but as a Packer fan, I sort of agree with you. 
Between the game and being off tomorrow, it's a perfect storm for my liver. See you in the Drunk Thread.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Pics?
cosjobs
Footballguy
It was the documentary draft and it was so funny because it was exactly the type schtick you would have pulled- drafting Top Chef or The Office to get everyone in the thread riled up.And people argued with me when I objected.
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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I got absolutely wasted last night. I remember excessively flirting (successfully) with some gal that look like Kate Winslet in Titanic. This chick had skin that made GM look like George Hamilton. I wasn't driving which is good, I don't remember coming home. I do remember it being 4:30 though and breaking the WT out.
My body really hurts.
Oh yeah, my GB & his fiance spent the night, kids were at my parents. Mrs. SLB said my GB came in our room this morning, kissed me on the cheek and told me said they were leaving and "I love you brother".
I'm going back to bed.
My body really hurts.
Oh yeah, my GB & his fiance spent the night, kids were at my parents. Mrs. SLB said my GB came in our room this morning, kissed me on the cheek and told me said they were leaving and "I love you brother".
I'm going back to bed.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
what the crap?I got absolutely wasted last night. I remember excessively flirting (successfully) with some gal that look like Kate Winslet in Titanic. This chick had skin that made GM look like George Hamilton. I wasn't driving which is good, I don't remember coming home. I do remember it being 4:30 though and breaking the WT out.
My body really hurts.
Oh yeah, my GB & his fiance spent the night, kids were at my parents. Mrs. SLB said my GB came in our room this morning, kissed me on the cheek and told me said they were leaving and "I love you brother".
I'm going back to bed.
mr. furley
Footballguy
would smash like an Idaho potato
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
SERIOUSLYHe's one of those guys that gets really lovey dovey when he's drunk. I'm guessing really hoping he was just wasted still. It was like 9 in the morning and I was still drunk at noon. We've been best friends since we were 8. I don't know. Disturbing.what the crap?I got absolutely wasted last night. I remember excessively flirting (successfully) with some gal that look like Kate Winslet in Titanic. This chick had skin that made GM look like George Hamilton. I wasn't driving which is good, I don't remember coming home. I do remember it being 4:30 though and breaking the WT out.
My body really hurts.
Oh yeah, my GB & his fiance spent the night, kids were at my parents. Mrs. SLB said my GB came in our room this morning, kissed me on the cheek and told me said they were leaving and "I love you brother".
I'm going back to bed.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
I freak out if a bro-hug with one of my friends lasts a fraction of a second too long.SERIOUSLYHe's one of those guys that gets really lovey dovey when he's drunk. I'm guessing really hoping he was just wasted still. It was like 9 in the morning and I was still drunk at noon. We've been best friends since we were 8. I don't know. Disturbing.what the crap?I got absolutely wasted last night. I remember excessively flirting (successfully) with some gal that look like Kate Winslet in Titanic. This chick had skin that made GM look like George Hamilton. I wasn't driving which is good, I don't remember coming home. I do remember it being 4:30 though and breaking the WT out.
My body really hurts.
Oh yeah, my GB & his fiance spent the night, kids were at my parents. Mrs. SLB said my GB came in our room this morning, kissed me on the cheek and told me said they were leaving and "I love you brother".
I'm going back to bed.
Kubes
Footballguy
1. I got my car back now. Luckily I've spent so much and brought it in so often the last few months that they cut me a break.
2. My wife and daughter went over to by cousins to spend the night with her and her daughter. My son and I were supposed to just hang out all night. My brother texted me to tell me that there was a Beer bust for a friend of our's bowling team and he would pick me up and he had already cleared it with my parents that they would babysit my kid. Then his wife, who was our driver, ended up being behind a 4-car accident and got all freaked out and refused to drive me the 15 minutes out of her way to my house so instead of me having a nice relaxing evening I ended up drinking like a crazy person until 3am and eating pizza at 230 and then sleeping at my brother's house.
3. Related to that, once I got home I felt kind of sick and all we had in teh house was captain morgan so I've been drinking captain cokes since 11:30am.
4. f Wisconsin.
2. My wife and daughter went over to by cousins to spend the night with her and her daughter. My son and I were supposed to just hang out all night. My brother texted me to tell me that there was a Beer bust for a friend of our's bowling team and he would pick me up and he had already cleared it with my parents that they would babysit my kid. Then his wife, who was our driver, ended up being behind a 4-car accident and got all freaked out and refused to drive me the 15 minutes out of her way to my house so instead of me having a nice relaxing evening I ended up drinking like a crazy person until 3am and eating pizza at 230 and then sleeping at my brother's house.
3. Related to that, once I got home I felt kind of sick and all we had in teh house was captain morgan so I've been drinking captain cokes since 11:30am.
4. f Wisconsin.
cosjobs
Footballguy
He's afraid they might brush up against his erection.That insecure?I freak out if a bro-hug with one of my friends lasts a fraction of a second too long.SERIOUSLYHe's one of those guys that gets really lovey dovey when he's drunk. I'm guessing really hoping he was just wasted still. It was like 9 in the morning and I was still drunk at noon. We've been best friends since we were 8. I don't know. Disturbing.what the crap?I got absolutely wasted last night. I remember excessively flirting (successfully) with some gal that look like Kate Winslet in Titanic. This chick had skin that made GM look like George Hamilton. I wasn't driving which is good, I don't remember coming home. I do remember it being 4:30 though and breaking the WT out.
My body really hurts.
Oh yeah, my GB & his fiance spent the night, kids were at my parents. Mrs. SLB said my GB came in our room this morning, kissed me on the cheek and told me said they were leaving and "I love you brother".
I'm going back to bed.
cosjobs
Footballguy
You're complaining? THis would have been a top 3 weekend for me last year.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
YesThat insecure?I freak out if a bro-hug with one of my friends lasts a fraction of a second too long.SERIOUSLYHe's one of those guys that gets really lovey dovey when he's drunk. I'm guessing really hoping he was just wasted still. It was like 9 in the morning and I was still drunk at noon. We've been best friends since we were 8. I don't know. Disturbing.what the crap?I got absolutely wasted last night. I remember excessively flirting (successfully) with some gal that look like Kate Winslet in Titanic. This chick had skin that made GM look like George Hamilton. I wasn't driving which is good, I don't remember coming home. I do remember it being 4:30 though and breaking the WT out.
My body really hurts.
Oh yeah, my GB & his fiance spent the night, kids were at my parents. Mrs. SLB said my GB came in our room this morning, kissed me on the cheek and told me said they were leaving and "I love you brother".
I'm going back to bed.
-fish-
Footballguy
second. SLB sent me a bottle for SS. delicious.
Kubes
Footballguy
Not really just kind of.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
I'm considering going into work drunk tomorrow so I don't have to deal with my Giants/Bears/Vikings/Lions/Saints/Dolphins/Colts customers. I hope to get fired.
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