GM's thread about nothing (21 Viewers)

[McBokonon]

is it or is it not true that you targeted the two black cats down the street for tearing up our doormat

They were the ones doing it!

sounds like profiling to me
There were chunks of it in their back yard!

circumstantial evidence
Wait, this is ridiculous.

Those cats are troublemakers.

those catslisten to yourself

I don't hold an opinion about black cats, the ones who did that just happen to be black.

I'd like to see this in chain email format, please.

 

[phishphan]

theres one more thing rick

Alright, go. Quickly.

you drive a ford festivathe whole neighborhood thinks you drive a festiva

I do drive a Festiva. It's a good American car.

oh god i cant eveni just barfed

rick why

 

[cosjobs]

Page 2? I need to buy a new vehicle capable of towing a boat on a double axle trailer. Needs to have a full back seat, so I'm talking an SUV or truck with super cab. Also need AWD or 4WD. I'd like to keep it around $50K. Yes, I want new. Yes, I know used is a better deal. I don't care.Considering a Dodge Durango Citadel. Thoughts?

I have a Dodge Laramie Quad cab with 40K, leather, hemi, nav, trailer pkg., everything but a sunroof. I also have to 100k extended warranty on it. I have a new car coming in next week and dealer offered me 21K trade-in for the truck. You can have it for that if you want it. It'll pull the #### out your trailer and leave you 30k.

 

[Sarnoff]

you stole me oh my god

 

[phishphan]

WAT

louis vs. rick

 

[-fish-]

Page 2? I need to buy a new vehicle capable of towing a boat on a double axle trailer. Needs to have a full back seat, so I'm talking an SUV or truck with super cab. Also need AWD or 4WD. I'd like to keep it around $50K. Yes, I want new. Yes, I know used is a better deal. I don't care.Considering a Dodge Durango Citadel. Thoughts?

I have a Dodge Laramie Quad cab with 40K, leather, hemi, nav, trailer pkg., everything but a sunroof. I also have to 100k extended warranty on it. I have a new car coming in next week and dealer offered me 21K trade-in for the truck. You can have it for that if you want it. It'll pull the #### out your trailer and leave you 30k.

Interesting.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

Bob> not sure how much of a reader you are, but if you're interested in your city's history and like a good story, I hear Franzen's first novel, The Twenty-Seventh City is supposed to be fantastic. Even the Franzen haters like it.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

proninja> that guy Bret who commented in the Ron Paul thread on FB....his profile says he knows 9 languages...but 7 of them are a variant of English (British English, Canadian English, New Zealand English, etc.), and one is Pig Latin.This is good shtick.

He's a great guy, and extremely republican. He also loves to argue, and he's one of those friends you can argue back and forth with for little reason other than arguing (which is what is happening here) and not be even remotely offended. I am not extremely republican, so we do this from time to time.

I'm not a big fan of arguing. I like jocularity and ironic banter and I think I just waded into a pool of serious business there. My shtick don't go down well with Jesus crew.

The other guy is a pastor, and I don't think you offended anyone at all.

Oh I know I didn't offend anyone. I just got disinterested real fast.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Bob> not sure how much of a reader you are, but if you're interested in your city's history and like a good story, I hear Franzen's first novel, The Twenty-Seventh City is supposed to be fantastic. Even the Franzen haters like it.

Customer Reviews - 3 stars.:shuked:

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

oh the persians

awful breed

slippery

evil

godless

hate shorthairs

You have got to be kidding me.

i wish i were rick

the world is a troubled place

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Always a good day when we get a new Lou.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Always a good day when we get a new Lou.

It's my new favorite show.

 

[cosjobs]

Page 2? I need to buy a new vehicle capable of towing a boat on a double axle trailer. Needs to have a full back seat, so I'm talking an SUV or truck with super cab. Also need AWD or 4WD. I'd like to keep it around $50K. Yes, I want new. Yes, I know used is a better deal. I don't care.Considering a Dodge Durango Citadel. Thoughts?

I have a Dodge Laramie Quad cab with 40K, leather, hemi, nav, trailer pkg., everything but a sunroof. I also have to 100k extended warranty on it. I have a new car coming in next week and dealer offered me 21K trade-in for the truck. You can have it for that if you want it. It'll pull the #### out your trailer and leave you 30k.

Interesting.

It is black and 4WD, too.

 

[wadegarrett]

OH HOLY GOD!

I looked up "ear lavage" on youtube. Four or five clicks later and I stumble across this video of a cyst removal.

:X :X :X :X :X

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

OH HOLY GOD!

I looked up "ear lavage" on youtube. Four or five clicks later and I stumble across this video of a cyst removal.

 

[Tiger Fan]

1292!

 

[Flash]

1292!

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

1292!

Aren't you the dude that narced on the shark pool fishermen?

 

[jplvr]

Page 2? I need to buy a new vehicle capable of towing a boat on a double axle trailer. Needs to have a full back seat, so I'm talking an SUV or truck with super cab. Also need AWD or 4WD. I'd like to keep it around $50K. Yes, I want new. Yes, I know used is a better deal. I don't care.Considering a Dodge Durango Citadel. Thoughts?

What's the dry weight of the boat? Factor in the weight fully loaded with fuel as well. My buddy's boat is pulled on a dual axle trailer and it's too much for his explorer. A large ski boat could be iffy for a mid-sized SUV.For $50k you could get a super cab truck, diesel or gas, which would pull anything. That's what I have and I've pulled 8 tons before.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Bob> not sure how much of a reader you are, but if you're interested in your city's history and like a good story, I hear Franzen's first novel, The Twenty-Seventh City is supposed to be fantastic. Even the Franzen haters like it.

Depends on how many barely legal XXX pics are in it.

 

[-fish-]

Page 2? I need to buy a new vehicle capable of towing a boat on a double axle trailer. Needs to have a full back seat, so I'm talking an SUV or truck with super cab. Also need AWD or 4WD. I'd like to keep it around $50K. Yes, I want new. Yes, I know used is a better deal. I don't care.Considering a Dodge Durango Citadel. Thoughts?

What's the dry weight of the boat? Factor in the weight fully loaded with fuel as well. My buddy's boat is pulled on a dual axle trailer and it's too much for his explorer. A large ski boat could be iffy for a mid-sized SUV.For $50k you could get a super cab truck, diesel or gas, which would pull anything. That's what I have and I've pulled 8 tons before.

Dry weight is 3800 lbs.

 

[Battles]

Page 2? I need to buy a new vehicle capable of towing a boat on a double axle trailer. Needs to have a full back seat, so I'm talking an SUV or truck with super cab. Also need AWD or 4WD. I'd like to keep it around $50K. Yes, I want new. Yes, I know used is a better deal. I don't care.Considering a Dodge Durango Citadel. Thoughts?

Toyota Tundra CrewMax. Big backseat and plenty of room in the back to put boat crap.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Had a sorta date last night. Supercute 23 year old. 4'11" spinner with a perfect rack.

Deal closed.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Had a sorta date last night. Supercute 23 year old. 4'11" spinner with a perfect rack. Deal closed.

Congrats on having sex, guy.

 

[-fish-]

Had a sorta date last night. Supercute 23 year old. 4'11" spinner with a perfect rack. Deal closed.

what's the height cutoff before you can claim she's a midget?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Had a sorta date last night. Supercute 23 year old. 4'11" spinner with a perfect rack. Deal closed.

what's the height cutoff before you can claim she's a midget?

Somewhere south of 4'11" I think.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Had a sorta date last night. Supercute 23 year old. 4'11" spinner with a perfect rack. Deal closed.

Congrats on having sex, guy.

Thanks, buddy. It was quite fun.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Had a sorta date last night. Supercute 23 year old. 4'11" spinner with a perfect rack. Deal closed.

Congrats on having sex, guy.

Thanks, buddy. It was quite fun.

The sex or taking her to Build-A-Bear first?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Buffalo Saturday night.

 

[GroveDiesel]

Boo to the Philadelphia airport. The ONLY restaurant outside of security is the one at the airport Marriott. My folks have a 3 hour layover there tonight and we figured we'd meet them there for dinner since it's just a 30 minute drive for us compared to 8 hours to visit them normally.

And there's one place outside of security. One. I can't be the only one that wants to meet up with someone that has a layover or is dropping someone off and wants to catch a bite to eat. Seems crazy. Especially since 3 years ago I met a buddy there and they had at least 3 places outside of security. But they remodeled their security area and took out the restaurants.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Had a sorta date last night. Supercute 23 year old. 4'11" spinner with a perfect rack. Deal closed.

Congrats on having sex, guy.

Thanks, buddy. It was quite fun.

The sex or taking her to Build-A-Bear first?

Build-A-Bear is more of a third date kind of joint. Plus, my account there is pretty much maxed out.

 

[jplvr]

Page 2? I need to buy a new vehicle capable of towing a boat on a double axle trailer. Needs to have a full back seat, so I'm talking an SUV or truck with super cab. Also need AWD or 4WD. I'd like to keep it around $50K. Yes, I want new. Yes, I know used is a better deal. I don't care.Considering a Dodge Durango Citadel. Thoughts?

Toyota Tundra CrewMax. Big backseat and plenty of room in the back to put boat crap.

Sounds perfect to me. A friend of mine just got one and it would pull that boat easily, I'm guessing.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Buffalo Saturday night.

 

[-fish-]

Had a sorta date last night. Supercute 23 year old. 4'11" spinner with a perfect rack.

Deal closed.

what's the height cutoff before you can claim she's a midget?

Somewhere south of 4'11" I think.

Ooh, so close. Little People of America make the cutoff 4' 10". My link

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Had a sorta date last night. Supercute 23 year old. 4'11" spinner with a perfect rack.

Deal closed.

Congrats on having sex, guy.

Thanks, buddy. It was quite fun.

The sex or taking her to Build-A-Bear first?

Build-A-Bear is more of a third date kind of joint. Plus, my account there is pretty much maxed out.

So wrong.

 

[desert rose]

Somehow I got roped into decorating the reception hall for the wedding of a former student. It is the Mexican tradition that when you get married, you get your friends to pay for everything. So now I'm a Madrina. And speaking of ropes, it's a western theme. Any ideas?

 

[desert rose]

Say it with me, "I'm sorry, but I will not be able to help you out with that. No, no, no!"

 

[Osaurus]

Somehow I got roped into decorating the reception hall for the wedding of a former student. It is the Mexican tradition that when you get married, you get your friends to pay for everything. So now I'm a Madrina. And speaking of ropes, it's a western theme. Any ideas?

Sheep?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Buffalo Saturday night.

I was once a pretty avid fan but Keenan took care of that.

 

[desert rose]

Somehow I got roped into decorating the reception hall for the wedding of a former student. It is the Mexican tradition that when you get married, you get your friends to pay for everything. So now I'm a Madrina. And speaking of ropes, it's a western theme. Any ideas?

Sheep?

Cowboys and sheep?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

It is the Mexican tradition that when you get married, you get your friends to pay for everything.

This is the start of an illegal alien joke isn't it?

 

[Osaurus]

Somehow I got roped into decorating the reception hall for the wedding of a former student. It is the Mexican tradition that when you get married, you get your friends to pay for everything. So now I'm a Madrina. And speaking of ropes, it's a western theme. Any ideas?

Sheep?

Cowboys and sheep?

 

[desert rose]

Somehow I got roped into decorating the reception hall for the wedding of a former student. It is the Mexican tradition that when you get married, you get your friends to pay for everything. So now I'm a Madrina. And speaking of ropes, it's a western theme. Any ideas?

Sheep?

Cowboys and sheep?

Ride 'em, cowboy?

 

[Tecumseh]

Say it with me, "I'm sorry, but I will not be able to help you out with that. No, no, no!"

Lo siento. No puedo te ayudar. Tengo la lepra.

 

[Osaurus]

Somehow I got roped into decorating the reception hall for the wedding of a former student. It is the Mexican tradition that when you get married, you get your friends to pay for everything. So now I'm a Madrina. And speaking of ropes, it's a western theme. Any ideas?

Sheep?

Cowboys and sheep?

Ride 'em, cowboy?

That's your theme. Inflatable sheep and cowboy hats. Maybe chaps.

 

[KGB]

Why don't people tell me about this stuff?!

St. Louis has a subway?

My link

HaDoes it go under the arch?

I always thought they should put a swing under that arch. That would be ####### money.

 

[Guster]

Had a sorta date last night. Supercute 23 year old. 4'11" spinner with a perfect rack. Deal closed.

well done

 

[Dirkswish]

Having coffee tonight with an old friend.

Have not talked to him in over 9 months, so he knows nothing of marriage councelling, divorce, lung cancer, drug overdose, hernia surgery/getting snipped. Should be a good time. I may have to live post his reactions.

Well, that went about as well as to be expected. Discussing 6 months of a really crappy year in the span of 90 minutes was about as pathetic as it sounds. At the end, he wanted to pray for my marriage. Not only did I not have the heart to tell him no, I didn't even have the energy to tell him that I'm not even sure I believe in the same God as he does anymore.But the coffee was good, so there was that.

Read My American Unhappiness

Almost bought this online while on the road today, based on your suggestion, then at the last minute, guessed there was a 93% chance you already sent it to me. Got home and there it was. Starting it tonight.

Thanks GB.

 

[cosjobs]

Somehow I got roped into decorating the reception hall for the wedding of a former student. It is the Mexican tradition that when you get married, you get your friends to pay for everything. So now I'm a Madrina. And speaking of ropes, it's a western theme. Any ideas?

Noose?

 

[bakes]

Somehow I got roped into decorating the reception hall for the wedding of a former student. It is the Mexican tradition that when you get married, you get your friends to pay for everything. So now I'm a Madrina. And speaking of ropes, it's a western theme. Any ideas?

Noose?

Twin nooses. Pay the priest $50 if he'll finish the vows with "Of all these crimes, the accused has made a full, spontaneous confession. Therefore, we condemn him to a life of holy matrimony until death. May the Lord have mercy on his soul. Proceed."