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Oh crap, sorry for contributing nothing good to this thread just now.

Could I offer you a picture of a hot FB friend instead?
hells yes.
OK, without giving much thought, my cousin?ETA: On right. Maybe not the best pic.
good enough.if they offer you the job, will you take it?
See pic edit above. As to job, will depend upon what the particulars are. It would take an "offer you can't refuse" right now to upset my timeline. Moving back to Chicago would have a lot of great aspects to it, but it would delay my "chuck it all and move to Nicaragua" plan by at least a year. For the right deal, I could do that, but it would take a lot.

 
Two Princes really was good ####.
No. No it wasn't.
You're right, I wouldn't know at all anyway, I was only like 8 years old at the time and didn't have 4 decades of music to compare it to like you did.
Don't worry. In about 20 years you still won't know ####.
Probably not. After all, I still wouldn't be at your age yet. zing!
You realize you will never be at my age, right? That's how time works.
I'll be honest, I was very close to going back to edit it to say "your current/2012 age." Apparently I should have.
Watching you 2 go back and forth gives me an image of this
YES!
 
Two Princes really was good ####.
No. No it wasn't.
You're right, I wouldn't know at all anyway, I was only like 8 years old at the time and didn't have 4 decades of music to compare it to like you did.
Don't worry. In about 20 years you still won't know ####.
Probably not. After all, I still wouldn't be at your age yet. zing!
You realize you will never be at my age, right? That's how time works.
I'll be honest, I was very close to going back to edit it to say "your current/2012 age." Apparently I should have.
Watching you 2 go back and forth gives me an image of this
YES!
tanner's only doing it to piss me off.
 
Do you think the JIGGAWATT as mentioned by Doc Brown in Back to the Future is Jay-Z's favorite unit of measurement?

 
My wife bought an applecare protection plan for her macbook pro like four years ago, and never unsealed it, activated it, or anything

Is this returnable, or worth anything?

 
Oh ####, this is going to end up being epic or a very unfortunate turn of events.
For the benefit of any future law enforcement investigators, kevzilla and I exited the north door of the bar and bear no responsibility for whatever might have occurred with shuke/cosjobs at the south door.
 
So I haven't heard anything about the job yet. And my references haven't been contacted. They said it would be the middle-to-end of this week before I heard anything, so technically we're still in that window. But I just have this nasty feeling that they have already offered it to the other candidate and are waiting for his/her acceptance before they call me. :kicksrock:
How's your ###?
:lmao: wtf?
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: picked a hell of a time to jump back in, sonny. :lmao:

 
The Mrs. and I are thinking about bringing a little one into this world.

I'm reading all the tips for men's fertility. All of these stupid things say to not drink and to not ride a bike. Well crap.

 
Oh ####, this is going to end up being epic or a very unfortunate turn of events.
For the benefit of any future law enforcement investigators, kevzilla and I exited the north door of the bar and bear no responsibility for whatever might have occurred with shuke/cosjobs at the south door.
My link
:lmao: Austiners are rapey dickmittens if they don't report back with details.

But god help them if this turns out anything like the Shuke/Urbanhack glue-huffing cornhole in Indiana with somebody's parents involved shtick. That was so.....weird. :lmao:

 
Oh ####, this is going to end up being epic or a very unfortunate turn of events.
For the benefit of any future law enforcement investigators, kevzilla and I exited the north door of the bar and bear no responsibility for whatever might have occurred with shuke/cosjobs at the south door.
:lmao: "Well officer...the dude with the big hair and the dude in the Longhorns shirt took off that way and jumped into some old bus. The other two...the one with the UHEM shirt and the one with half a cheeseburger hanging out of his mouth...went the other way."
 
We had a fun, fairly low-key cornhole. Shuke may have leered at our waitress. I definitely called her "sweetheart". A considerable amount of Tito's was poured, as well as a few beers.

 
Great last day of freedom...

- Productive work day that included a $100 cash bonus for a metals trade that we executed and that I had absolutely nothing to do with but hey, socialism is fun.

- Took $12 from Vipul in head-to-head poker.

- Went to my 530pm weight class (body pump) where only 4 people showed up. One of the people was this really sexy gal who had never done the class before. She parked right next to me despite having an enormous empty room to set up her station. She gave me lots of flirty smiles. Or she was laughing at the fact that I'm a human snowman. Either way, that was cool until the instructor made us spread out.

- Met my buddy Brent at the bar of the newly remodled Ruths Chris. Being married to a fish eating vegetarian, I don't often go out for steaks. And we never really make them at home. I took advantage. I realize Ruths Chris is a chain and might get a bad wrap, but gosh damn, that was a fine meal.

-- one vodka soda w/lime

-- bowl of white bean and chorizo sausage soup in a tomato based sauce (fantastic)

-- Filet cooked MR (a little cool in the middle, but overall, excellent. Just excellent)

-- Very solid Cab that I forgot the name of. Tremendous.

Just picked up "Tuesdays with Morrie"...found it on my bookshelf. It must be my wife's. Fun read. Another wine, some more pages. Looking forward to picking up wife tomorrow so I can return to healthy eating and listening to her talk about her day.

 
'General Malaise said:
:lmao: He's watching CNBC. He used to come out of his office a few times and day and stare intensely at the TV as if the news coming out of it was going to somehow CHANGE EVERTYHING for him.
:lmao: Oh bull#### dude. You had him pose for that pic.
 
Great last day of freedom...

- Productive work day that included a $100 cash bonus for a metals trade that we executed and that I had absolutely nothing to do with but hey, socialism is fun.

- Took $12 from Vipul in head-to-head poker.

- Went to my 530pm weight class (body pump) where only 4 people showed up. One of the people was this really sexy gal who had never done the class before. She parked right next to me despite having an enormous empty room to set up her station. She gave me lots of flirty smiles. Or she was laughing at the fact that I'm a human snowman. Either way, that was cool until the instructor made us spread out.

- Met my buddy Brent at the bar of the newly remodled Ruths Chris. Being married to a fish eating vegetarian, I don't often go out for steaks. And we never really make them at home. I took advantage. I realize Ruths Chris is a chain and might get a bad wrap, but gosh damn, that was a fine meal.

-- one vodka soda w/lime

-- bowl of white bean and chorizo sausage soup in a tomato based sauce (fantastic)

-- Filet cooked MR (a little cool in the middle, but overall, excellent. Just excellent)

-- Very solid Cab that I forgot the name of. Tremendous.

Just picked up "Tuesdays with Morrie"...found it on my bookshelf. It must be my wife's. Fun read. Another wine, some more pages. Looking forward to picking up wife tomorrow so I can return to healthy eating and listening to her talk about her day.
:thumbup:
 
The Mrs. and I are thinking about bringing a little one into this world.

I'm reading all the tips for men's fertility. All of these stupid things say to not drink and to not ride a bike. Well crap.
:unsure:
When was the last time you rode a bike? :lmao: I haven't touched one in probably 10 years. I don't even know if I can still ride one.
:lmao: Actually last summer I rode into work quite a bit (a whopping 3 miles) and my wife and I also did a bicycle pub crawl. 15 miles or so and about 8 or 9 bars. :banned:
 
'shuke said:
Attention Austin cornholers-I got a lady to pickup/dropoff/shuttle us tonight.Please let me know if you want to be picked up. You can decide on the dropoff depending on how many drinks you consume over the course of the evening. Personally, I intend to progress to the unsafe to drive at any speed category.
When's this whore picking me up?
Meet her in the alley between E 11th and 12th, about 1500 block, I'll send her right over
 
'General Malaise said:
:lmao: He's watching CNBC. He used to come out of his office a few times and day and stare intensely at the TV as if the news coming out of it was going to somehow CHANGE EVERTYHING for him.
:lmao: Oh bull#### dude. You had him pose for that pic.
Shuke, I could have had an uzi in my hand and he wouldn't have noticed. If I had approached him about a picture, he would have been so flustered and confused that he wouldn't have been able to stare down Maria Baritoromo the way he is in the picture.
 
Two Princes really was good ####.
No. No it wasn't.
You're right, I wouldn't know at all anyway, I was only like 8 years old at the time and didn't have 4 decades of music to compare it to like you did.
Don't worry. In about 20 years you still won't know ####.
Probably not. After all, I still wouldn't be at your age yet. zing!
You realize you will never be at my age, right? That's how time works.
I'll be honest, I was very close to going back to edit it to say "your current/2012 age." Apparently I should have.
Watching you 2 go back and forth gives me an image of this
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
Great last day of freedom...

- Productive work day that included a $100 cash bonus for a metals trade that we executed and that I had absolutely nothing to do with but hey, socialism is fun.

- Took $12 from Vipul in head-to-head poker.

- Went to my 530pm weight class (body pump) where only 4 people showed up. One of the people was this really sexy gal who had never done the class before. She parked right next to me despite having an enormous empty room to set up her station. She gave me lots of flirty smiles. Or she was laughing at the fact that I'm a human snowman. Either way, that was cool until the instructor made us spread out.

- Met my buddy Brent at the bar of the newly remodled Ruths Chris. Being married to a fish eating vegetarian, I don't often go out for steaks. And we never really make them at home. I took advantage. I realize Ruths Chris is a chain and might get a bad wrap, but gosh damn, that was a fine meal.

-- one vodka soda w/lime

-- bowl of white bean and chorizo sausage soup in a tomato based sauce (fantastic)

-- Filet cooked MR (a little cool in the middle, but overall, excellent. Just excellent)

-- Very solid Cab that I forgot the name of. Tremendous.

Just picked up "Tuesdays with Morrie"...found it on my bookshelf. It must be my wife's. Fun read. Another wine, some more pages. Looking forward to picking up wife tomorrow so I can return to healthy eating and listening to her talk about her day.
:thumbup:
I'm new to this vodka thing. Moving away from beer and want something low low calorie. Is soda a caloric whore? I know nothing about such things.
 
'shuke said:
Why is it that I feel like I know GM's co-workers better than I know my own co-workers?YSR: how is your ###?
Healing nicely, thanks. Never actually went to the doctor. One of Cloney Romo's best friends is an internist here in town and he basically said that broken or not, the only thing I could do is sit on the donut and take pain pills. I've weaned myself off of the hydrocodone and am just taking Aleve now. Pain is definitely still there, but not nearly as bad as it was.I appreciate your concern.
WHERE THE #### ARE THE PICS OF YOUR ###?
Ooh, belligerent shuke. Welcome.
 
Oh ####, this is going to end up being epic or a very unfortunate turn of events.
For the benefit of any future law enforcement investigators, kevzilla and I exited the north door of the bar and bear no responsibility for whatever might have occurred with shuke/cosjobs at the south door.
'shuke said:
Attention Austin cornholers-I got a lady to pickup/dropoff/shuttle us tonight.Please let me know if you want to be picked up. You can decide on the dropoff depending on how many drinks you consume over the course of the evening. Personally, I intend to progress to the unsafe to drive at any speed category.
When's this whore picking me up?
Meet her in the alley between E 11th and 12th, about 1500 block, I'll send her right over
any magical space hair pics from the cornhole?
No pics. You want to bask in the glory that is my hair, you'll have to come down here.
I love how everyone had to go home so we could POST ON THE ####ING INTERNET. BUNCH OF OLD ####ING DORK GEEZERS.
 
I was feeling cut off from almost everything due to my relocation to the middle of nowhere...So wrong. It appears that we have decent flooding back home and I would have needed to stay there to actually be cut off from anything. Still not working and no fear about collecting a paycheck at the end of the month. I found a place to live and today has me pretty well settled in.

I am not expected to work my job until late next month, but I could come in and work for another group as soon as tomorrow. Torn, getting paid for nothing is a pretty good deal. It also seems extremely wrong and I am quite bored. Do I ask for a job, or hit the golf course daily? All of you (me included) contribute to my pay...what would you do?

I am about 5 days behind here...I will now shut up and catch up.

 

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