GM's thread about nothing (38 Viewers)

[Thorn]

I thorn:

Whats your shot frighead?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I thorn:

Whats your shot frighead?

Check your texts?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Thorn and I goign shot for shot via text. This can't be a good idea

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I love you guys.

 

[YSR]

I thorn:

Awesome.

 

[Guster]

For a bunch of on the Internet, we all seem to have some rather attractive and smart looking friends/acquaintances

 

[Osaurus]

Morning all...waiting for an oil change and lazy pork is in the crock pot so things are good. Hope all you sober up and enjoy your day.

 

[Guster]

So my daughter now knows how to turn the tv on and play Caillou off DVR.

She can also pour her own bowl of cereal and milk

Fortunately she's asking to watch Star Wars after this episode is over.

I'm thisclose to being able to tell her to go watch some tv and have breakfast if I need a little more sleep on Saturday mornings!

 

[Thorn]

Parking Lot episode of Seinfeld....love it or hate it?

I'm not a fan of that one or the chinesed restaurant one. Love all the rest.

I say "Cartwright!" She say curse word, then hang up.

 

[Tiger Fan]

parents who are starting to resemble grandparents

My parents are grandparents, but this one bothers me a bit. My dad's 63 and he's starting to sound less like himself and more like an old man when we talk on the phone.

Dad is 62 and literally sends me at least 5 emails a day about things he thinks I'm interested in. At the top of each one reads the following in bright red text:

Please remove my email address from the body of this message before you forward it. Thanks

 

[mr. furley]

Parking Lot episode of Seinfeld....love it or hate it?

I'm not a fan of that one or the chinesed restaurant one. Love all the rest.

babysitting the dog even?

 

[Stoneys]

Speaking of FB -

Attn: people adding me, please drop me a message telling me who you are in GMTANville.

Thanks. It'll save me the trouble of pestering K4 or scrolling through that long thread in the FB group.

I'll even include a form for you to cut n paste-

Hey Canuck, it's me [FILL IN NAME]. Add me so I can scope out all your hot female friends.

Crap, just saw your message and don't know.Anyone help with initials KK and big Steelers fan? I feel particularly awful because I'm sure I should know this one.

Gotta be Stoneys.

 

[Bogart]

My son is obsessed with Legos right now. His only words to me are, "Dad, I can't find this one piece."

So today, I'm taking both kids to a Dallas school for a robotics contest with all robots made from Legos.

Total family experience.

 

[YSR]

It's a Waffle House morning.

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

so crosseyed responds to every single religious/related thread because he's continually trying to re-assure himself that he's correct in his beliefs, no?

I've come to the conclusion that there's no way to regularly discuss your religious beliefs on the internet without coming across as a giant jerk at least some percentage of the time

 

[Uruk-Hai]

so crosseyed responds to every single religious/related thread because he's continually trying to re-assure himself that he's correct in his beliefs, no?

I've come to the conclusion that there's no way to regularly discuss your religious beliefs on the internet without coming across as a giant jerk at least some percentage of the time

 

[kaso]

Blew a power steering line in our car, so I called for a tow. While my car was being loaded, the tow truck driver attempted to kick a Jaguar that drove by super fast and extremely close to where he was standing on the road. He missed, but I would have loved to see the interaction between this guy and the lady driving the Jag had he connected....

I would provide details on what he yelled as the Jag drove off, but I'm certain I would bring down the language filter and be subject to a fairly lengthy ban.

 

[Ignoramus]

I would have loved to see the interaction between this guy and the lady driving the Jag had he connected....

I think the interaction between his tibia and a speeding jag would have been more interesting.

 

[Ignoramus]

It's a Waffle House morning.

"If you're allergic to waffles, don't eat waffles.""Well then DON'T take me to Waffle House."

 

[Stoneys]

Was supposed to get 6 inches of snow and a half inch oat ice last night. Got barely an inch of snow and minimal ice at the house but I still ain't going out today. When's a good time to start drinking?

 

[Guster]

My son is obsessed with Legos right now. His only words to me are, "Dad, I can't find this one piece."So today, I'm taking both kids to a Dallas school for a robotics contest with all robots made from Legos. Total family experience.

Welcome back Bogart Now I won't have to pause for a minute to remember that it's you

 

[Uruk-Hai]

May not be hot to most - especially compared to the young'uns already posted - but this lady is about the sexiest I've ever met. And I have dated her, though it's been more a FWB thing than anything else. She took this photo for a friend who's an aspiring photographer, so hence the "glamor" pose

My link

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

I thorn:

Screw that guy. He called me out for not having any hard liquor in the house.

 

[Sheriff Bart]

Will there be cupcakes or not? This is important.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I thorn:

Screw that guy. He called me out for not having any hard liquor in the house.

Hard cider, maybe?

 

[BigJohn]

 

[Sheriff Bart]

May not be hot to most -

I admit I've been away for a while but have they changed the rules around here or something?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I find myself becoming a big Ravens fan suddenly. Weird.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Was supposed to get 6 inches of snow and a half inch oat ice last night. Got barely an inch of snow and minimal ice at the house but I still ain't going out today. When's a good time to start drinking?

Yesterday.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

May not be hot to most -

I admit I've been away for a while but have they changed the rules around here or something?

she's almost 50 years old and Indian. Most of the FB hotties posted here appear to be 20-somethings

 

[Homer J Simpson]

May not be hot to most -

I admit I've been away for a while but have they changed the rules around here or something?

she's almost 50 years old and Indian. Most of the FB hotties posted here appear to be 20-somethings

You might need to rethink pic #2. Just sayin.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

I thorn:

Screw that guy. He called me out for not having any hard liquor in the house.

Hard cider, maybe?

There's about 1/8th of a bottle of store brand vodka somewhere around here. And I think 2 unopened bottles of Kahlua. I'm not much of a booze drinker .Just realized that there's some hooch in the UHEM flask I got in my secret santa pack

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

See if this works.

For Homer. She's about 30 years too old for you but...

 

[Uruk-Hai]

May not be hot to most -

I admit I've been away for a while but have they changed the rules around here or something?

she's almost 50 years old and Indian. Most of the FB hotties posted here appear to be 20-somethings

You might need to rethink pic #2. Just sayin.

What pic #2?Danke

 

[Crazy Canuck]

so crosseyed responds to every single religious/related thread because he's continually trying to re-assure himself that he's correct in his beliefs, no?

I've come to the conclusion that there's no way to regularly discuss your religious beliefs on the internet without coming across as a giant jerk at least some percentage of the time

These guys managed to do it.

 

[Sheriff Bart]

See if this works.

For Homer. She's about 30 years too old for you but...

She broke up the Beatles.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

I find myself becoming a big Ravens fan suddenly. Weird.

Not weird. It's the natural progression of NFL Playoff Fandom.1. Big Fan of Patriots to get rid of Tebow Christ.2. Big Fan of Ravens to get rid of the Patriots fans.3. Big Fan of Giants to get rid of Ray "I Ain't Seen NOTHING!" Lewis.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

See if this works.

For Homer. She's about 30 years too old for you but...

She got any daughters?

 

[jplvr]

parents who are starting to resemble grandparents

My parents are grandparents, but this one bothers me a bit. My dad's 63 and he's starting to sound less like himself and more like an old man when we talk on the phone.

My old man will be 71 this year. He's been moving a lot slower in the last 10 years and just went in last week for yet another heart problem. Getting old sucks, but it seems even worse to watch it happen.

My dad looks exactly like my grandfather did, or at least what I've seen in pictures. He takes care of himself however and is still going pretty strong.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

See if this works.

For Homer. She's about 30 years too old for you but...

She got any granddaughters?

No need to be modest, Homer. We all know your target audience.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

parents who are starting to resemble grandparents

My parents are grandparents, but this one bothers me a bit. My dad's 63 and he's starting to sound less like himself and more like an old man when we talk on the phone.

My old man will be 71 this year. He's been moving a lot slower in the last 10 years and just went in last week for yet another heart problem. Getting old sucks, but it seems even worse to watch it happen.

My dad looks exactly like my grandfather did, or at least what I've seen in pictures. He takes care of himself however and is still going pretty strong.

My dad just turned 71 and has dementia. Not bad yet - he knows who everyone is when he sees them - but he "knows" his life's events as opposed to remembering them. For instance, he's got it in his mind that he quit smoking & drinking at the same time when he actually quit cigs in the early 70s and gave up booze in the early 90s. He must've told me that 10 times on Christmas Day - half the time I told him the truth and half the time I went along with him.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

See if this works.

For Homer. She's about 30 years too old for you but...

She broke up the Beatles.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

See if this works.

For Homer. She's about 30 years too old for you but...

She got any daughters?

 

[Tiger Fan]

Mrs. TF was sorority sisters with a certain NFL sideline reporter for Fox. She came to spring break with us one year (no pics of that unfortunately).

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Mrs. TF was sorority sisters with a certain NFL sideline reporter for Fox. She came to spring break with us one year (no pics of that unfortunately).

Tell me her first name starts with "P" and ends with "amOliver"

 

[Gadzooks]

Repost for Zooksy (and Shuke)

Bless you, friend.

I thorn:

There's a reason "Thorn Texts" are listed under "my interests"

 

[Stoneys]

Was supposed to get 6 inches of snow and a half inch oat ice last night. Got barely an inch of snow and minimal ice at the house but I still ain't going out today. When's a good time to start drinking?

Yesterday.

 

[Guster]

I find myself becoming a big Ravens fan suddenly. Weird.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Mrs. TF was sorority sisters with a certain NFL sideline reporter for Fox. She came to spring break with us one year (no pics of that unfortunately).

Tell me her first name starts with "P" and ends with "amOliver"

nope

 

[Gadzooks]

I didn't respond to the myriad of group texts last night as I was busy having relations with a certain 22 year old... multiple times (Still in my prime.. suck it Tanner) As my phone kept going off 22 Year Old kept joking about how it must be my girlfriend or wife checking in on me. After about the 10th text after midnight she finally said "seriously, wtf, why is an old man like you getting so many texts at this hour? It's totally fine if you're seeing someone else too, just let me know, remember we always said 100% honesty" My response: "Fine I'll tell you the truth, I'm getting texts from strange people I've never actually met before except for one guy who owns a really cool Reese's T-shirt" Her response: "you have the strangest and funniest imagination of anyone I've ever met". A little later I caught her peeking over my shoulder as I was watching Thorn's video/text and I have never seen someone laugh as hard as she was laughing. She watched it twice.

The best part of Thorn's performance was the opening line of: "Tanner ####in Boyle, lets go Jeopardy"