GM's thread about nothing (36 Viewers)

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Oops. I totally overestimated my beer supply at home. 2 Keystones, 2 Coronas. This is worse than child labor.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

It's getting awful first namey in here

Easy there, Jason.

I think he's saying ease up, Clifford.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Hock (who liked to go by the name Tay) used to go to bed at 7pm every night after spending most of his evening reading financial news magazines. He would wake up at 2-3am and run every day, rain or shine, cold or hot. Then he would come into work at 5:30am and start banging out excel spreadsheet financial models. I had it in my head that Hock Meng Tay must run like the wind and in his small office he hung medals he had 'won' for running marathons around the world.

And then, in the summer of 2008, I registered to WALK in a couple of half marathons. I quit Touchstone in April of 2008 and took a few months off before working again, so it gave me ample time to train for the Helvetia Half Marathon in June. Only, I wasn't going to run it. I was going to speed walk like a 55 year old white woman...butt tight in the air, arms tightly at the side, femme wiggle to the heel-toe speed walk. Gay doesn't begin to describe how awful I looked doing this.

When the race day approached, I told myelf I'd walk half of it and then when I got to the half-way marker, I'd start running and go as far as I could go. After hitting the port-a-let and smoke-bombing the place, I hit the half way point and began to run. It was a bright summer day and the tokes were making me feel great, as was the music on my iPod. As I began running, I started passing several slow moving people. I began to feel better and better as the miles clicked away and soon, I was on a nice flat straight-away, passing runners to my right in the center of the closed off farm-road.

Up ahead, I spotted a very slim runner with a build that looked identical to our buddy, Hock Meng Tay. And though it had been a few months since I had seen him, I knew his build and I knew there was a good chance he was in this race. But Hock Meng Tay wakes up at 2am to run every morning. He runs Marathons. No way that's him. He's probably finished by now. And yet he grew closer and closer to me as I ran and I just HAD to pass whomever it was to find out. Finally, I was right by his side, I turned to face him and sure enough, it WAS Hock Meng Tay! So I screamed out "TAY!" over my blaring iBuds and startled the ever loving crap out of the poor guy. He nearly fell over into a ditch. Then he recognized it was me, was horrified that the fat man who never left his chair was passing him in a half-marathon. I wished him well and then blew past him and several other women, children and small Asian men, en route to a 2 Hour, 30 minute finish.

It was, and still is, one of my greatest athletic achievements.

Proof

HFS

 

[YSR]

Oops. I totally overestimated my beer supply at home. 2 Keystones, 2 Coronas. This is worse than child labor.

Don't you only go for late night beer after you've AIMsexed k4?

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Oops. I totally overestimated my beer supply at home. 2 Keystones, 2 Coronas. This is worse than child labor.

Don't you only go for late night beer after you've AIMsexed k4?

Your notebook is strong.

 

[ShaqAttaq]

i am doing my best to exterminate the vodka supply in the house while my wife is sick in bed. impressed that gm finished in 2:30; i couldn't come closet to that without my truck. then again, i saw GM after he ran in the bitter michigan cold last spring and he looked fine.

 

[BRONG]

Ah fuuk. I was gonna use the great blackout of 0h12 as a cue to take a respite from FBGs.

I made it like 24 hours.



My link to my Friday... Hottie speaking now.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Who is getting bombed tonight???

i've got a happy hour starting at 3:30 and then a date? with a girl that used to report to me. i have a habit of getting drunk and texting her the dirty things and she asked me if i want to grab drinks tonight. not sure what her intentions are, could just be to chat and have fun, could be up for debauchery.

here's a pic of her... Halloween '10:

My link

She's a brick...house

 

[shuke]

I find myself saying "HEY HOW MUCH FOR ME TO EAT ALL THESE SUGAR PACKETS!!!! I'M NUTS, I'LL DO IT!!!!"

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Ah fuuk. I was gonna use the great blackout of 0h12 as a cue to take a respite from FBGs.

I made it like 24 hours.



My link to my Friday... Hottie speaking now.

The dude on the right has a really ####ty club tie on. Yuck.

 

[BRONG]

Ah fuuk. I was gonna use the great blackout of 0h12 as a cue to take a respite from FBGs.

I made it like 24 hours.



My link to my Friday... Hottie speaking now.

The dude on the right has a really ####ty club tie on. Yuck.

Yeah, but check out the chick on now!ETA never mind, it's over.

 

[shuke]

Want to know what I'm doing? I'm sucking down my second Ultra while reading about how Little Red Riding Hood grew out of a brutal 15th and 16th centuries, where hunger and poverty were so rampant that children and adults were attacked outside of towns...and eaten.

The "big bad wolf" was originally a werewolf, which was a superstition/myth people invented to explain why people were eating people.

So Little Red Riding Hood began as a tale cautioning against cannibals.

This is how I'll be spending my Fridays for a few years. Michelob Ultras and cannibalism.

FML.

Michelob Ultra? Yes, #### your life, indeed.

 

[shuke]

Re: SuperbowlThe amount of money spent on squares this year by The Syndicate is staggering. I think close to 5 grand in total.

What means "The Syndicate"?

 

[Guster]

I feel a bit like Kevin Maas right now, lots of strikeouts with an occasional home run. Looks like tonight is gonna lead to a batch of crock pot kitchen unless the girl I've been keeping on the back burner comes through. Just typing these words makes me think that K4 is gonna think less of me

 

[shuke]

So, we live in a typical suburban white middle class neighborhood. We are in the second to last house on our street before it runs into a T. Perfect spot for getting ding dong ditched. Happens about 3 times a year. Really doesn't bother me, but tonight when it happened I sprang from the couch like some coked-up cat and ran to the door and went outside. Saw a group of kids running around the corner. I took one step to run after them but then realized how stupid that would have looked. What was I going to do if I caught them?

What's the shark move here?

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Ah fuuk. I was gonna use the great blackout of 0h12 as a cue to take a respite from FBGs.

I made it like 24 hours.



My link to my Friday... Hottie speaking now.

The dude on the right has a really ####ty club tie on. Yuck.

Yeah, but check out the chick on now!ETA never mind, it's over.

I wish I knew what it was I watched for like 5 minutes. Seriously though. Did you see that tie? It was like 8 inches to short and wrinkled.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Ah fuuk. I was gonna use the great blackout of 0h12 as a cue to take a respite from FBGs.

I made it like 24 hours.



My link to my Friday... Hottie speaking now.

The dude on the right has a really ####ty club tie on. Yuck.

Yeah, but check out the chick on now!ETA never mind, it's over.

I wish I knew what it was I watched for like 5 minutes. Seriously though. Did you see that tie? It was like 8 inches to short and wrinkled.

too

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

So, we live in a typical suburban white middle class neighborhood. We are in the second to last house on our street before it runs into a T. Perfect spot for getting ding dong ditched. Happens about 3 times a year. Really doesn't bother me, but tonight when it happened I sprang from the couch like some coked-up cat and ran to the door and went outside. Saw a group of kids running around the corner. I took one step to run after them but then realized how stupid that would have looked. What was I going to do if I caught them? What's the shark move here?

Find a group of bigger kids. Pay them in beer to beat the crap out the younger kids.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Ah fuuk. I was gonna use the great blackout of 0h12 as a cue to take a respite from FBGs.

I made it like 24 hours.



My link to my Friday... Hottie speaking now.

The dude on the right has a really ####ty club tie on. Yuck.

Yeah, but check out the chick on now!ETA never mind, it's over.

I wish I knew what it was I watched for like 5 minutes. Seriously though. Did you see that tie? It was like 8 inches to short and wrinkled.

too

EXACTLY

 

[bentley]

So, we live in a typical suburban white middle class neighborhood. We are in the second to last house on our street before it runs into a T. Perfect spot for getting ding dong ditched. Happens about 3 times a year. Really doesn't bother me, but tonight when it happened I sprang from the couch like some coked-up cat and ran to the door and went outside. Saw a group of kids running around the corner. I took one step to run after them but then realized how stupid that would have looked. What was I going to do if I caught them? What's the shark move here?

Have another beer and don't worry about getting up the next time. Back when you were a troublemaking adolescent, is there anything a forty something shuke could have done that wouldn't result in mockery?

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

So, we live in a typical suburban white middle class neighborhood. We are in the second to last house on our street before it runs into a T. Perfect spot for getting ding dong ditched. Happens about 3 times a year. Really doesn't bother me, but tonight when it happened I sprang from the couch like some coked-up cat and ran to the door and went outside. Saw a group of kids running around the corner. I took one step to run after them but then realized how stupid that would have looked. What was I going to do if I caught them? What's the shark move here?

Have another beer and don't worry about getting up the next time. Back when you were a troublemaking adolescent, is there anything a forty something shuke could have done that wouldn't result in mockery?

Or a shotgun loaded with rock-salt and a good lawyer. Either way.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

So, we live in a typical suburban white middle class neighborhood. We are in the second to last house on our street before it runs into a T. Perfect spot for getting ding dong ditched. Happens about 3 times a year. Really doesn't bother me, but tonight when it happened I sprang from the couch like some coked-up cat and ran to the door and went outside. Saw a group of kids running around the corner. I took one step to run after them but then realized how stupid that would have looked. What was I going to do if I caught them? What's the shark move here?

Have another beer and don't worry about getting up the next time. Back when you were a troublemaking adolescent, is there anything a forty something shuke could have done that wouldn't result in mockery?

They're just going to come back with eggs and TP and flaming bags of poo

 

[Kubes]

So, we live in a typical suburban white middle class neighborhood. We are in the second to last house on our street before it runs into a T. Perfect spot for getting ding dong ditched. Happens about 3 times a year. Really doesn't bother me, but tonight when it happened I sprang from the couch like some coked-up cat and ran to the door and went outside. Saw a group of kids running around the corner. I took one step to run after them but then realized how stupid that would have looked. What was I going to do if I caught them? What's the shark move here?

Install a trap door outside your front door that opens into a moat with sharks and piranhas and alligators. WA LA.

 

[BRONG]

Ah fuuk. I was gonna use the great blackout of 0h12 as a cue to take a respite from FBGs.

I made it like 24 hours.



My link to my Friday... Hottie speaking now.

The dude on the right has a really ####ty club tie on. Yuck.

Yeah, but check out the chick on now!ETA never mind, it's over.

I wish I knew what it was I watched for like 5 minutes. Seriously though. Did you see that tie? It was like 8 inches to short and wrinkled.

I missed the tie. Once they moved from the chick, I just was listening and looking around on here. But yeah, ties that come up short crack me up -- the higher the better. I've seen Letterman have it above his belly button, while the other end is dangling down below his waste. Love that. How does he not notice it? And how does nobody tell him before he goes on air? It's amazing, cracks me up.The meeting was to appease and sway the blue hairs of Fort Collins that a new on-campus stadium won't be bad for them. Their concerns include people peeing on their lawn, I kid you not. It's being privately funded, by the way, and is seriously one of the best things that could happen to CSU in a LONG time. This, on the heals of the university raising 500 million, none of which will go to sports, so I don't know what in the world the issue is here. Nothing to do, I guess.

Sorry, enough of that, I know, and more of Fartbarf.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Ah fuuk. I was gonna use the great blackout of 0h12 as a cue to take a respite from FBGs.

I made it like 24 hours.



My link to my Friday... Hottie speaking now.

The dude on the right has a really ####ty club tie on. Yuck.

Yeah, but check out the chick on now!ETA never mind, it's over.

I wish I knew what it was I watched for like 5 minutes. Seriously though. Did you see that tie? It was like 8 inches to short and wrinkled.

I missed the tie. Once they moved from the chick, I just was listening and looking around on here. But yeah, ties that come up short crack me up -- the higher the better. I've seen Letterman have it above his belly button, while the other end is dangling down below his waste. Love that. How does he not notice it? And how does nobody tell him before he goes on air? It's amazing, cracks me up.

I think that's a TV thing. If the guy is wearing a suit jacket the wardrobe people don't care what the bottom half looks like. If the talent takes off the jacket or lets the audience see what's going on down below it's a tragedy.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Drrrrrrnk

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Drrrrrrnk

Libation or back to Annie's Bodega or whatever?BTW watching/listening to the Retro Alternative station on Uverse.God, Primus sucks/ed.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

My dog wanted to sit on my lap while I'm on the computer. Or as he calls it "Typity-types dog".

Then he wanted his picture taken. Decided it needed to be artistic.

My link

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

I should just eat a gun now, right?

 

[bentley]

Ah fuuk. I was gonna use the great blackout of 0h12 as a cue to take a respite from FBGs.

I made it like 24 hours.



My link to my Friday... Hottie speaking now.

The dude on the right has a really ####ty club tie on. Yuck.

Yeah, but check out the chick on now!ETA never mind, it's over.

I wish I knew what it was I watched for like 5 minutes. Seriously though. Did you see that tie? It was like 8 inches to short and wrinkled.

I missed the tie. Once they moved from the chick, I just was listening and looking around on here. But yeah, ties that come up short crack me up -- the higher the better. I've seen Letterman have it above his belly button, while the other end is dangling down below his waste. Love that. How does he not notice it? And how does nobody tell him before he goes on air? It's amazing, cracks me up.The meeting was to appease and sway the blue hairs of Fort Collins that a new on-campus stadium won't be bad for them. Their concerns include people peeing on their lawn, I kid you not. It's being privately funded, by the way, and is seriously one of the best things that could happen to CSU in a LONG time. This, on the heals of the university raising 500 million, none of which will go to sports, so I don't know what in the world the issue is here. Nothing to do, I guess.

Sorry, enough of that, I know, and more of Fartbarf.

I've peed on a lawn or two after a football game and even a car or two with Oklahoma plates after a Texas/OU game so it's a legitimate concern.

 

[kevzilla]

Drrrrrrnk

Libation or back to Annie's Bodega or whatever?BTW watching/listening to the Retro Alternative station on Uverse.

God, Primus sucks/ed.

Your name is mud....

My dog wanted to sit on my lap while I'm on the computer. Or as he calls it "Typity-types dog".

Then he wanted his picture taken. Decided it needed to be artistic.

My link

I should just eat a gun now, right?

Go to the store and get some good beer.

 

[shuke]

I should just eat a gun now, right?

Getting CRAZY in here.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Drrrrrrnk

Libation or back to Annie's Bodega or whatever?BTW watching/listening to the Retro Alternative station on Uverse.God, Primus sucks/ed.

Nah. Local by work. Will be interesting. 5 hrs of pint size jack and cokes and a bunch of shots.

 

[shuke]

I should just eat a gun now, right?

Getting CRAZY in here.

Seriously. Guster/fish/zooks/Homer are all balls deep in 20-something chicks and we're here. This is bull####.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Not sure, fellas. This cheap beer is working wonders on my mood. I might even mix in some sort of pain pill to go with it. I think I have some Tylenol with codeine perhaps even something better.

I'm like 1/2 a step away from being Dana Plato.

 

[kevzilla]

I should just eat a gun now, right?

Getting CRAZY in here.

Seriously. Guster/fish/zooks/Homer are all balls deep in 20-something chicks and we're here. This is bull####.

Well...I'm going to Vegas in a couple of months. I don't make FBG money, so I have to make some choices with my entertainment dollars.This place is cheap entertainment indeed.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I should just eat a gun now, right?

Getting CRAZY in here.

Seriously. Guster/fish/zooks/Homer are all balls deep in 20-something chicks and we're here. This is bull####.

It's all I have dammit!!

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

I should just eat a gun now, right?

Getting CRAZY in here.

Seriously. Guster/fish/zooks/Homer are all balls deep in 20-something chicks and we're here. This is bull####.

We had our time, J. We had our time.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

I should just eat a gun now, right?

Getting CRAZY in here.

Seriously. Guster/fish/zooks/Homer are all balls deep in 20-something chicks and we're here. This is bull####.

Well...I'm going to Vegas in a couple of months. I don't make FBG money, so I have to make some choices with my entertainment dollars.This place is cheap entertainment indeed.

Where you staying? I am the KING of cheap vegas thrills.

 

[kevzilla]

Where you staying? I am the KING of cheap vegas thrills.

Fri-Sat at Golden Gate. You can't swing a cat in their rooms, but they were $35/nt for the weekend of the Final Four. :score:After that, I move to the Rio for three nights. I have a conference there. I'll probably go next door to the Gold Coast to gamble.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Drrrrrrnk

Libation or back to Annie's Bodega or whatever?BTW watching/listening to the Retro Alternative station on Uverse.God, Primus sucks/ed.

Nah. Local by work. Will be interesting. 5 hrs of pint size jack and cokes and a bunch of shots.

And the verdict is in...$24

 

[BRONG]

LOL @ the dog pic.

Watching the Lakes and local news showed a spongebob brawl with civilians outside the Chinese Mann or whatever it is. Yeah, that was their tease for "news" at ten. So I jump on youtube to see it and find

.But that fight was four months ago. So SpongeSaintLouisBob got into another brawl today.

 

[shuke]

LOL @ the dog pic.

Watching the Lakes and local news showed a spongebob brawl with civilians outside the Chinese Mann or whatever it is. Yeah, that was their tease for "news" at ten. So I jump on youtube to see it and find

@ 1:38 "You're an imposter"

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Where you staying? I am the KING of cheap vegas thrills.

Fri-Sat at Golden Gate. You can't swing a cat in their rooms, but they were $35/nt for the weekend of the Final Four. :score:After that, I move to the Rio for three nights. I have a conference there. I'll probably go next door to the Gold Coast to gamble.

I LOVE gambling at the GG! Seriously. One of my favorite spots to sit, drink, and play cards. Keep a look out for a dealer/dancer named Inara (or something like that). Bi-racial hottie with a Lenny Kravitz type hair-do.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

OMGGGYESsssss!!!2

They just played

on the retro uverse music thingy. Soberwife wants to know why I'm going apecrap.My link

 

[BRONG]

I had to rewind it to make sure I heard it right. Listen to this, from the Lakers broadcast, verbatim.

"Ball out of bounds. There's Kobe's numbers. Just has NOT played well against this team in any of the three of their meetings. But he has time to make amends here, in the last quarter and a half. And all his sins will be forgiven."

They're playing in Denver if you didn't know. There was an awkward pause after that one. I thought maybe I heard it wrong, but no. Classic.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

 

[urbanhack]

So, we live in a typical suburban white middle class neighborhood. We are in the second to last house on our street before it runs into a T. Perfect spot for getting ding dong ditched. Happens about 3 times a year. Really doesn't bother me, but tonight when it happened I sprang from the couch like some coked-up cat and ran to the door and went outside. Saw a group of kids running around the corner. I took one step to run after them but then realized how stupid that would have looked. What was I going to do if I caught them? What's the shark move here?

 

[urbanhack]

I had to rewind it to make sure I heard it right. Listen to this, from the Lakers broadcast, verbatim.

"Ball out of bounds. There's Kobe's numbers. Just has NOT played well against this team in any of the three of their meetings. But he has time to make amends here, in the last quarter and a half. And all his sins will be forgiven."

They're playing in Denver if you didn't know. There was an awkward pause after that one. I thought maybe I heard it wrong, but no. Classic.

 

[BRONG]

I had to rewind it to make sure I heard it right. Listen to this, from the Lakers broadcast, verbatim.

"Ball out of bounds. There's Kobe's numbers. Just has NOT played well against this team in any of the three of their meetings. But he has time to make amends here, in the last quarter and a half. And all his sins will be forgiven."

They're playing in Denver if you didn't know. There was an awkward pause after that one. I thought maybe I heard it wrong, but no. Classic.

With God as my witness, gb. Lakers are so done, btw. Think I'll go into the Lakers thread after this and tell all the bandwagoners what's up.