What's new
Fantasy Football - Footballguys Forums

This is a sample guest message. Register a free account today to become a member! Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox!

GM's thread about nothing (21 Viewers)

'YSR said:
PSA: I know that the majority of you guys probably own your own place, but for any of you who are renting, PLEASE be sure you have renter's insurance. As I mentioned before, one of our rental houses caught fire the other night. Pretty extensive damage - the place will have to have walls/ceilings replaced, it will need to be rewired and re-piped in parts, etc. I went with Mr. YSR to rip up the wet carpet this afternoon and saw all of the stuff in the house. Fortunately for the renter, the firemen threw a huge tarp over the majority of his stuff (it was an electrical fire behind the walls and hadn't had the big Backdraft moment yet, so there was time), but he could have lost 10s of thousands of dollars (baby grand piano, collectible guitars, computer equipment, HD TVs, etc.) if they hadn't. He has no renter's insurance. It made me sick to even think about it.Also, if Gadzooks' life is typical of what it's like to be in mid-30s and be divorced, I've got some real thinking to do.
Click to expand...
This is good advice and made me seriously wonder: do I have anything like a baby grand piano worth insuring? My laptop leaves the house with me. My cat? Can you insure a cat? Oh! My copy of Skyrim. Ok. I better ask Mrs. CC to get us some of this.ETA: can you insure booze?
 
Last edited by a moderator:
'Crazy Canuck said:
'YSR said:
PSA: I know that the majority of you guys probably own your own place, but for any of you who are renting, PLEASE be sure you have renter's insurance. As I mentioned before, one of our rental houses caught fire the other night. Pretty extensive damage - the place will have to have walls/ceilings replaced, it will need to be rewired and re-piped in parts, etc. I went with Mr. YSR to rip up the wet carpet this afternoon and saw all of the stuff in the house. Fortunately for the renter, the firemen threw a huge tarp over the majority of his stuff (it was an electrical fire behind the walls and hadn't had the big Backdraft moment yet, so there was time), but he could have lost 10s of thousands of dollars (baby grand piano, collectible guitars, computer equipment, HD TVs, etc.) if they hadn't. He has no renter's insurance. It made me sick to even think about it.Also, if Gadzooks' life is typical of what it's like to be in mid-30s and be divorced, I've got some real thinking to do.
Click to expand...
This is good advice and made me seriously wonder: do I have anything like a baby grand piano worth insuring? My laptop leaves the house with me. My cat? Can you insure a cat? Oh! My copy of Skyrim. Ok. I better ask Mrs. CC to get us some of this.
Click to expand...
A tip: when talking to the insurance people, they are going to ask for actual values - i.e. they are not going to accept "priceless" for your Skyrim.
 
'YSR said:
PSA: I know that the majority of you guys probably own your own place, but for any of you who are renting, PLEASE be sure you have renter's insurance. As I mentioned before, one of our rental houses caught fire the other night. Pretty extensive damage - the place will have to have walls/ceilings replaced, it will need to be rewired and re-piped in parts, etc. I went with Mr. YSR to rip up the wet carpet this afternoon and saw all of the stuff in the house. Fortunately for the renter, the firemen threw a huge tarp over the majority of his stuff (it was an electrical fire behind the walls and hadn't had the big Backdraft moment yet, so there was time), but he could have lost 10s of thousands of dollars (baby grand piano, collectible guitars, computer equipment, HD TVs, etc.) if they hadn't. He has no renter's insurance. It made me sick to even think about it.Also, if Gadzooks' life is typical of what it's like to be in mid-30s and be divorced, I've got some real thinking to do.
Click to expand...
Plus renters insurance is pretty cheap. I just got a new policy and it's like $12/mo or so.
 
Been out of the TAN for a friggin day and I have to read the equivalent of War and Peace to get caught up.

Zooks, it couldn't happen to a better drunk. YSR, get single and Zooks's glamorous life could be yours. Lllaama, you're like a hundred...probably time to eat that gun...well, musket. Bob, get an iPhone and don't look back. Also, stop fighting bouncers. Thorn, you should have laughed at the Chicken Kiev comment. And you didn't mention whether or not you invaded the Southern Ukraine...us history buffs need to know this stuff.

So in HomerNews, it's been like 2 weeks and the 23 YO tattoo girl is about a half step away from telling me she loves me. She's a great girl and I like her a lot, but ####, this is not going to end well for her.

Btw, I'm posting from the bar. :banned:

 
'YSR said:
'Crazy Canuck said:
'YSR said:
PSA: I know that the majority of you guys probably own your own place, but for any of you who are renting, PLEASE be sure you have renter's insurance.

As I mentioned before, one of our rental houses caught fire the other night. Pretty extensive damage - the place will have to have walls/ceilings replaced, it will need to be rewired and re-piped in parts, etc. I went with Mr. YSR to rip up the wet carpet this afternoon and saw all of the stuff in the house. Fortunately for the renter, the firemen threw a huge tarp over the majority of his stuff (it was an electrical fire behind the walls and hadn't had the big Backdraft moment yet, so there was time), but he could have lost 10s of thousands of dollars (baby grand piano, collectible guitars, computer equipment, HD TVs, etc.) if they hadn't. He has no renter's insurance. It made me sick to even think about it.

Also, if Gadzooks' life is typical of what it's like to be in mid-30s and be divorced, I've got some real thinking to do.
Click to expand...
This is good advice and made me seriously wonder: do I have anything like a baby grand piano worth insuring? My laptop leaves the house with me. My cat? Can you insure a cat? Oh! My copy of Skyrim.

Ok. I better ask Mrs. CC to get us some of this.
Click to expand...
A tip: when talking to the insurance people, they are going to ask for actual values - i.e. they are not going to accept "priceless" for your Skyrim.
Click to expand...
Good point.Prelim claim -

1. Skyrim. One hundred gazillion gold pieces.

2. Cat. They're like what? $75 with shots at the pound?

3. Bottle of Jamesons, bottle of Sky, bottle of Jimmy Beam. Case of Jamesons, case of Sky, case of Jimmy Beam.

This insurance stuff makes sense.

 
'ShaqAttaq said:
i am doing my best to exterminate the vodka supply in the house while my wife is sick in bed. impressed that gm finished in 2:30; i couldn't come closet to that without my truck. then again, i saw GM after he ran in the bitter michigan cold last spring and he looked fine.
Click to expand...
best compliment i've had in a decade. thanks Shaq!
 
I decided to stop drinking for a week. I celebrated by buying a big bottle of Maker's last night, and I had one of the worst hangovers I've ever had this morning. There's just some lessons you have to learn by experience: never stop drinking for an entire week.

I need to start learning some of Zook's lessons.

 
Headed to Mexico at 6 am for 5 days with the 20-somethings. It will be a much needed break from the poor decision-making relating to my paralegal, which is turning me into a total train-wreck.

 
'-fish- said:
Headed to Mexico at 6 am for 5 days with the 20-somethings. It will be a much needed break from the poor decision-making relating to my paralegal, which is turning me into a total train-wreck.
Click to expand...
Ok, I'll ask. Is there any chance of some sympathy acrobatics? Or is this going to be you drinking heavily in a beach chair, cheering them on as they go native? Not that there's anything wrong with that. I'd take five blacked out days in a beach chair with hot chicks reporting their sexual escapades in a heartbeat.
 
'Crazy Canuck said:
'-fish- said:
Headed to Mexico at 6 am for 5 days with the 20-somethings. It will be a much needed break from the poor decision-making relating to my paralegal, which is turning me into a total train-wreck.
Click to expand...
Ok, I'll ask. Is there any chance of some sympathy acrobatics? Or is this going to be you drinking heavily in a beach chair, cheering them on as they go native? Not that there's anything wrong with that. I'd take five blacked out days in a beach chair with hot chicks reporting their sexual escapades in a heartbeat.
Click to expand...
I've had an on again/off again thing with one of them that seems like it's on the upswing again. Chances of sexytime are about 50/50.
 
'-fish- said:
'Crazy Canuck said:
'-fish- said:
Headed to Mexico at 6 am for 5 days with the 20-somethings. It will be a much needed break from the poor decision-making relating to my paralegal, which is turning me into a total train-wreck.
Click to expand...
Ok, I'll ask. Is there any chance of some sympathy acrobatics? Or is this going to be you drinking heavily in a beach chair, cheering them on as they go native? Not that there's anything wrong with that. I'd take five blacked out days in a beach chair with hot chicks reporting their sexual escapades in a heartbeat.
Click to expand...
I've had an on again/off again thing with one of them that seems like it's on the upswing again. Chances of sexytime are about 50/50.
Click to expand...
If you said this "one"'s name starts with an M and ends with a -n, I will video myself bowing in supplication and post it here. But I suspect it's the other one. Not that there's anything bad about this. We both know M- is a Ferrari, while the other is a Corvette. To ground this metaphor some, Knuckles is a Miata (with nitrous tanks driving the five-cylinder pistons).
 
Last edited by a moderator:
'Crazy Canuck said:
'-fish- said:
'Crazy Canuck said:
'-fish- said:
Headed to Mexico at 6 am for 5 days with the 20-somethings. It will be a much needed break from the poor decision-making relating to my paralegal, which is turning me into a total train-wreck.
Click to expand...
Ok, I'll ask. Is there any chance of some sympathy acrobatics? Or is this going to be you drinking heavily in a beach chair, cheering them on as they go native? Not that there's anything wrong with that. I'd take five blacked out days in a beach chair with hot chicks reporting their sexual escapades in a heartbeat.
Click to expand...
I've had an on again/off again thing with one of them that seems like it's on the upswing again. Chances of sexytime are about 50/50.
Click to expand...
If you said this "one"'s name starts with an M and ends with a -n, I will video myself bowing in supplication and post it here. But I suspect it's the other one. Not that there's anything bad about this. We both know M- is a Ferrari, while the other is a Corvette. To ground this metaphor some, Knuckles is a Miata (with nitrous tanks driving the five-cylinder pistons).
Click to expand...
Right now, I'd rent a chevette.
 
'Tiger Fan said:
'Gadzooks said:
to now still having the 22 YO and having options with a hot young Co-Worker, a hot Dental Hygenist, a 36 year old that wants to go out with me and a horny drunk Co-worker that wants to get drunk and bang tonight
Click to expand...
for the sake of the GMTAN, please pursue all of these options. :thanks:
Click to expand...
:goodposting: Seriously impressive, zooks. Honestly, I'd end things with the 22 YO, just for her sake if you care about her. Seems like she has some serious issues she needs to work through.
 
Whose job is it to tell Bon Iver they suck? I can find easy listening music if I wanted it. And if I did want it, please kill me. TIA.

 
The Bloody Marys are hitting me hard (i.e I'm drunk, bi!@#!). I got to know: am I drunk off my !@# or is Louis C.K.'s Hilarious one of the best standup jobs ever? I'm talking Eddie Murphy Delirious, Richard Pryor Here and Now quality. This !@#$ is genius.

 
'Gadzooks said:
A little while later I get call on my cell from guy who I am kinda friends with but it's more like he's a friend of a friend. I saw him at the fundraiser last night and we had talked about going out for a beer sometime. Anyways, he tells me that he had no idea that I'd been divorced and he hoped everything was ok with me. I told him it had been 3 years ago and I'm fine. After some small talk he says that he wants to set me up with a girl he works with who is single and really nice and he thinks that she and I would really hit it off. Apparently she was at the fundraiser last night and asked about me but she never spoke to me and I don't remember seeing her based on his discription of her. He tells me her name and says that she grew up in the next town over from me but she now lives in my town. When he told me that she was 36 I said something like "yikes, she's old" and he said "wait, aren't you 36?" Oh yeah, I guess I am. So he tells me that he is going out with a few friends tonight and that she is going out with all them as well and that I should go too. I told him I'd think about it and to call me later with more details.

About ten minutes later the female co-worker who was there last night trying to set me up with the hygenist calls me and says she now has the perfect girl for me: the same girl that the other guy just called me about 10 minutes ago. My co-worker went on and on about how nice this girl is and how she just got out of a relationship and this would really be perfect. I told her there was a chance I might see this girl tonight and we'll see what happens.
Click to expand...
Whoa... talk about a strange twist in this story.So tonight, instead of going out and meeting this 36 year old or going out with co-worker that wants to get and bang, I decided to stay home and watch a movie and stuff with the 22 YO. When she got here, she what was up with the stuff that someone wrote on my FB wall. The sister of the guy that wanted to set me up with the 36 year old wrote on my wall asking why I was home tonight and the female co-worker that also wants me to go out with the 36 year old also asked the same question. They both knew that I could've gone out with her tonight. I hadn't replied to them. Since the 22 YO has a boyfriend I had no problem telling her that what they wrote was about how they wanted to set me up with some girl and that I could've gone out with her tonight. She asked who the girl was and I said I didn't know her, 22 YO seemed a little upset about this and I reminded her that I'm not the one with a boyfriend. She laughed and said "I know, I'm sorry, I just got this sick feeling in my stomach picturing you going out on a date with someone. I won't do it again." I made some joke about promising not to date other girls if she promised to break up with her boyfriend. Then I get a text from my female co-worker who wants me to go out with the 36 year old and the text says: "hey, why didn't you go out with Gina tonight? I really think you and her would hit it off, she's really cute and lets face it, you could probably use the action, lol" I showed the 22 YO the text and we both laughed at the part about how I "could probably use the action" and 22 YO said something like "yeah if only she knew how much action you've been getting" Then 22 YO got this weird look on her face and asked what Gina's last name was and I told her what it was and the 22 YO turned completely white. She then told me that this 36 year old named Gina is HER COUSIN!! Wow, talk about a small freakin world. I could only imagine what could've happened if I had gone out with the 36 year old tonight not knowing who she was and finding out down the road that they were cousins at some family get-together or something. You know you live in a small town when the 36 year old girl that your buddy tries to set you up with is actually cousins with the 22 YO that you've been secretly banging for 2 months. What are the chances? Yikes!!!!

 
'Gadzooks said:
'Gadzooks said:
A little while later I get call on my cell from guy who I am kinda friends with but it's more like he's a friend of a friend. I saw him at the fundraiser last night and we had talked about going out for a beer sometime. Anyways, he tells me that he had no idea that I'd been divorced and he hoped everything was ok with me. I told him it had been 3 years ago and I'm fine. After some small talk he says that he wants to set me up with a girl he works with who is single and really nice and he thinks that she and I would really hit it off. Apparently she was at the fundraiser last night and asked about me but she never spoke to me and I don't remember seeing her based on his discription of her. He tells me her name and says that she grew up in the next town over from me but she now lives in my town. When he told me that she was 36 I said something like "yikes, she's old" and he said "wait, aren't you 36?" Oh yeah, I guess I am. So he tells me that he is going out with a few friends tonight and that she is going out with all them as well and that I should go too. I told him I'd think about it and to call me later with more details.

About ten minutes later the female co-worker who was there last night trying to set me up with the hygenist calls me and says she now has the perfect girl for me: the same girl that the other guy just called me about 10 minutes ago. My co-worker went on and on about how nice this girl is and how she just got out of a relationship and this would really be perfect. I told her there was a chance I might see this girl tonight and we'll see what happens.
Click to expand...
Whoa... talk about a strange twist in this story.So tonight, instead of going out and meeting this 36 year old or going out with co-worker that wants to get and bang, I decided to stay home and watch a movie and stuff with the 22 YO. When she got here, she what was up with the stuff that someone wrote on my FB wall. The sister of the guy that wanted to set me up with the 36 year old wrote on my wall asking why I was home tonight and the female co-worker that also wants me to go out with the 36 year old also asked the same question. They both knew that I could've gone out with her tonight. I hadn't replied to them. Since the 22 YO has a boyfriend I had no problem telling her that what they wrote was about how they wanted to set me up with some girl and that I could've gone out with her tonight. She asked who the girl was and I said I didn't know her, 22 YO seemed a little upset about this and I reminded her that I'm not the one with a boyfriend. She laughed and said "I know, I'm sorry, I just got this sick feeling in my stomach picturing you going out on a date with someone. I won't do it again." I made some joke about promising not to date other girls if she promised to break up with her boyfriend. Then I get a text from my female co-worker who wants me to go out with the 36 year old and the text says: "hey, why didn't you go out with Gina tonight? I really think you and her would hit it off, she's really cute and lets face it, you could probably use the action, lol" I showed the 22 YO the text and we both laughed at the part about how I "could probably use the action" and 22 YO said something like "yeah if only she knew how much action you've been getting" Then 22 YO got this weird look on her face and asked what Gina's last name was and I told her what it was and the 22 YO turned completely white. She then told me that this 36 year old named Gina is HER COUSIN!! Wow, talk about a small freakin world. I could only imagine what could've happened if I had gone out with the 36 year old tonight not knowing who she was and finding out down the road that they were cousins at some family get-together or something. You know you live in a small town when the 36 year old girl that your buddy tries to set you up with is actually cousins with the 22 YO that you've been secretly banging for 2 months. What are the chances? Yikes!!!!
Click to expand...
OH BULL####!@##Seriously. Seriously, I don't know whether to admire you with all my heart or cry at your environment.

!@@$ it. You know you're my hero. Now work that threesome with those cousins.

 
'Gadzooks said:
'Gadzooks said:
A little while later I get call on my cell from guy who I am kinda friends with but it's more like he's a friend of a friend. I saw him at the fundraiser last night and we had talked about going out for a beer sometime. Anyways, he tells me that he had no idea that I'd been divorced and he hoped everything was ok with me. I told him it had been 3 years ago and I'm fine. After some small talk he says that he wants to set me up with a girl he works with who is single and really nice and he thinks that she and I would really hit it off. Apparently she was at the fundraiser last night and asked about me but she never spoke to me and I don't remember seeing her based on his discription of her. He tells me her name and says that she grew up in the next town over from me but she now lives in my town. When he told me that she was 36 I said something like "yikes, she's old" and he said "wait, aren't you 36?" Oh yeah, I guess I am. So he tells me that he is going out with a few friends tonight and that she is going out with all them as well and that I should go too. I told him I'd think about it and to call me later with more details.

About ten minutes later the female co-worker who was there last night trying to set me up with the hygenist calls me and says she now has the perfect girl for me: the same girl that the other guy just called me about 10 minutes ago. My co-worker went on and on about how nice this girl is and how she just got out of a relationship and this would really be perfect. I told her there was a chance I might see this girl tonight and we'll see what happens.
Click to expand...
Whoa... talk about a strange twist in this story.So tonight, instead of going out and meeting this 36 year old or going out with co-worker that wants to get and bang, I decided to stay home and watch a movie and stuff with the 22 YO. When she got here, she what was up with the stuff that someone wrote on my FB wall. The sister of the guy that wanted to set me up with the 36 year old wrote on my wall asking why I was home tonight and the female co-worker that also wants me to go out with the 36 year old also asked the same question. They both knew that I could've gone out with her tonight. I hadn't replied to them. Since the 22 YO has a boyfriend I had no problem telling her that what they wrote was about how they wanted to set me up with some girl and that I could've gone out with her tonight. She asked who the girl was and I said I didn't know her, 22 YO seemed a little upset about this and I reminded her that I'm not the one with a boyfriend. She laughed and said "I know, I'm sorry, I just got this sick feeling in my stomach picturing you going out on a date with someone. I won't do it again." I made some joke about promising not to date other girls if she promised to break up with her boyfriend. Then I get a text from my female co-worker who wants me to go out with the 36 year old and the text says: "hey, why didn't you go out with Gina tonight? I really think you and her would hit it off, she's really cute and lets face it, you could probably use the action, lol" I showed the 22 YO the text and we both laughed at the part about how I "could probably use the action" and 22 YO said something like "yeah if only she knew how much action you've been getting" Then 22 YO got this weird look on her face and asked what Gina's last name was and I told her what it was and the 22 YO turned completely white. She then told me that this 36 year old named Gina is HER COUSIN!! Wow, talk about a small freakin world. I could only imagine what could've happened if I had gone out with the 36 year old tonight not knowing who she was and finding out down the road that they were cousins at some family get-together or something. You know you live in a small town when the 36 year old girl that your buddy tries to set you up with is actually cousins with the 22 YO that you've been secretly banging for 2 months. What are the chances? Yikes!!!!
Click to expand...
Why are you going to let this stop you?
 
Zooks>one way or the other, Gina is off limits to you now and forever. Send her my way. Digging older guys may run in the family.

:unsure:

 
'shuke said:
'Gadzooks said:
'Gadzooks said:
A little while later I get call on my cell from guy who I am kinda friends with but it's more like he's a friend of a friend. I saw him at the fundraiser last night and we had talked about going out for a beer sometime. Anyways, he tells me that he had no idea that I'd been divorced and he hoped everything was ok with me. I told him it had been 3 years ago and I'm fine. After some small talk he says that he wants to set me up with a girl he works with who is single and really nice and he thinks that she and I would really hit it off. Apparently she was at the fundraiser last night and asked about me but she never spoke to me and I don't remember seeing her based on his discription of her. He tells me her name and says that she grew up in the next town over from me but she now lives in my town. When he told me that she was 36 I said something like "yikes, she's old" and he said "wait, aren't you 36?" Oh yeah, I guess I am. So he tells me that he is going out with a few friends tonight and that she is going out with all them as well and that I should go too. I told him I'd think about it and to call me later with more details.

About ten minutes later the female co-worker who was there last night trying to set me up with the hygenist calls me and says she now has the perfect girl for me: the same girl that the other guy just called me about 10 minutes ago. My co-worker went on and on about how nice this girl is and how she just got out of a relationship and this would really be perfect. I told her there was a chance I might see this girl tonight and we'll see what happens.
Click to expand...
Whoa... talk about a strange twist in this story.So tonight, instead of going out and meeting this 36 year old or going out with co-worker that wants to get and bang, I decided to stay home and watch a movie and stuff with the 22 YO. When she got here, she what was up with the stuff that someone wrote on my FB wall. The sister of the guy that wanted to set me up with the 36 year old wrote on my wall asking why I was home tonight and the female co-worker that also wants me to go out with the 36 year old also asked the same question. They both knew that I could've gone out with her tonight. I hadn't replied to them. Since the 22 YO has a boyfriend I had no problem telling her that what they wrote was about how they wanted to set me up with some girl and that I could've gone out with her tonight. She asked who the girl was and I said I didn't know her, 22 YO seemed a little upset about this and I reminded her that I'm not the one with a boyfriend. She laughed and said "I know, I'm sorry, I just got this sick feeling in my stomach picturing you going out on a date with someone. I won't do it again." I made some joke about promising not to date other girls if she promised to break up with her boyfriend. Then I get a text from my female co-worker who wants me to go out with the 36 year old and the text says: "hey, why didn't you go out with Gina tonight? I really think you and her would hit it off, she's really cute and lets face it, you could probably use the action, lol" I showed the 22 YO the text and we both laughed at the part about how I "could probably use the action" and 22 YO said something like "yeah if only she knew how much action you've been getting" Then 22 YO got this weird look on her face and asked what Gina's last name was and I told her what it was and the 22 YO turned completely white. She then told me that this 36 year old named Gina is HER COUSIN!! Wow, talk about a small freakin world. I could only imagine what could've happened if I had gone out with the 36 year old tonight not knowing who she was and finding out down the road that they were cousins at some family get-together or something. You know you live in a small town when the 36 year old girl that your buddy tries to set you up with is actually cousins with the 22 YO that you've been secretly banging for 2 months. What are the chances? Yikes!!!!
Click to expand...
Why are you going to let this stop you?
Click to expand...
22 YO made it clear tonight that she does not like this cousin and thinks she's a complete loser who has a drinking and gambling problem (she'd clearly fit in fine in this thread) Not sure if she really felt this way before, or if she just doesn't want me to go out with her. Either way, I don't see how me doing anything with the cousin can have a happy ending in any way. Christ, after just re-reading what I just wrote, I think I'm ##### whipped by the 22 YO and suddenly my situation here feels like a cheesy drama that would be on the WB network. (No offense Frosty, for some reason I just assume you're a big fan of cheesy dramas on the WB network)
 
Rahr and Sons Brewery tour today - 3 pints

Barcadia - Half bar/half arcade - all fun - 3 pints

Movie Tavern to see Chronicle - 1 pint (really short movie)

Hiding from the cold in a bar waiting for a ride - 1 bottle of Blue Moon

Dinner and drinks at the Ginger Man - 3 pints

Reading the last 5 pages really drunk - PRICELESS

I really want Zooks life. Or at least his castaways. Second, third, fourth choice, doesn't really matter.

 
'Gadzooks said:
'shuke said:
'Gadzooks said:
'Gadzooks said:
A little while later I get call on my cell from guy who I am kinda friends with but it's more like he's a friend of a friend. I saw him at the fundraiser last night and we had talked about going out for a beer sometime. Anyways, he tells me that he had no idea that I'd been divorced and he hoped everything was ok with me. I told him it had been 3 years ago and I'm fine. After some small talk he says that he wants to set me up with a girl he works with who is single and really nice and he thinks that she and I would really hit it off. Apparently she was at the fundraiser last night and asked about me but she never spoke to me and I don't remember seeing her based on his discription of her. He tells me her name and says that she grew up in the next town over from me but she now lives in my town. When he told me that she was 36 I said something like "yikes, she's old" and he said "wait, aren't you 36?" Oh yeah, I guess I am. So he tells me that he is going out with a few friends tonight and that she is going out with all them as well and that I should go too. I told him I'd think about it and to call me later with more details.

About ten minutes later the female co-worker who was there last night trying to set me up with the hygenist calls me and says she now has the perfect girl for me: the same girl that the other guy just called me about 10 minutes ago. My co-worker went on and on about how nice this girl is and how she just got out of a relationship and this would really be perfect. I told her there was a chance I might see this girl tonight and we'll see what happens.
Click to expand...
Whoa... talk about a strange twist in this story.So tonight, instead of going out and meeting this 36 year old or going out with co-worker that wants to get and bang, I decided to stay home and watch a movie and stuff with the 22 YO. When she got here, she what was up with the stuff that someone wrote on my FB wall. The sister of the guy that wanted to set me up with the 36 year old wrote on my wall asking why I was home tonight and the female co-worker that also wants me to go out with the 36 year old also asked the same question. They both knew that I could've gone out with her tonight. I hadn't replied to them. Since the 22 YO has a boyfriend I had no problem telling her that what they wrote was about how they wanted to set me up with some girl and that I could've gone out with her tonight. She asked who the girl was and I said I didn't know her, 22 YO seemed a little upset about this and I reminded her that I'm not the one with a boyfriend. She laughed and said "I know, I'm sorry, I just got this sick feeling in my stomach picturing you going out on a date with someone. I won't do it again." I made some joke about promising not to date other girls if she promised to break up with her boyfriend. Then I get a text from my female co-worker who wants me to go out with the 36 year old and the text says: "hey, why didn't you go out with Gina tonight? I really think you and her would hit it off, she's really cute and lets face it, you could probably use the action, lol" I showed the 22 YO the text and we both laughed at the part about how I "could probably use the action" and 22 YO said something like "yeah if only she knew how much action you've been getting" Then 22 YO got this weird look on her face and asked what Gina's last name was and I told her what it was and the 22 YO turned completely white. She then told me that this 36 year old named Gina is HER COUSIN!! Wow, talk about a small freakin world. I could only imagine what could've happened if I had gone out with the 36 year old tonight not knowing who she was and finding out down the road that they were cousins at some family get-together or something. You know you live in a small town when the 36 year old girl that your buddy tries to set you up with is actually cousins with the 22 YO that you've been secretly banging for 2 months. What are the chances? Yikes!!!!
Click to expand...
Why are you going to let this stop you?
Click to expand...
22 YO made it clear tonight that she does not like this cousin and thinks she's a complete loser who has a drinking and gambling problem (she'd clearly fit in fine in this thread) Not sure if she really felt this way before, or if she just doesn't want me to go out with her. Either way, I don't see how me doing anything with the cousin can have a happy ending in any way. #1 Christ, after just re-reading what I just wrote, I think I'm ##### whipped by the 22 YO and suddenly my situation here feels like a cheesy drama that would be on the WB network. #2 (No offense Frosty, for some reason I just assume you're a big fan of cheesy dramas on the WB network)
Click to expand...
#1 - You have passed through the looking glass, my friend. #2 - :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

General Malaise
GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing
1856 1857 1858
Replies
93K
Views
3M
-fish-
-fish-
T
***Official 2014 GMTAN Draft Thread***
34 35 36
Replies
2K
Views
45K
El Floppo
El Floppo
Early_10
***Official*** Seinfeld draft thread
25 26 27
Replies
1K
Views
36K
The Dreaded Marco
The Dreaded Marco

Users who are viewing this thread

Total: 17 (members: 0, guests: 17)
Back
Top