what, is this ametuer hour?Offer, she'll refuse, "are you sure", yes I'm sure, say that you got the next dinner or the drinks at the next place.But do I pay for dinner even if I win?'Bob Sacamano said:If there's a 7 who seems interested in ####ing you, there should be no such thing as not all that into her. Go fall in love, even if it's only for 5 minutes.what's the answer?You kids make life harder than it needs to be.Playing a game of words with friends with a girl I met last weekend. I've beaten her 3 games in a row and she made a wager for dinner to whoever loses this match. Assuming I win, do I still make her pay?? I'd go on the date just for fun as I'm not sure I'm all that into her...she's prob a 7. I do get the feeling I could
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Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
Don't pay for dinner if you win. If you want to pay for dinner, throw the game. If you win, make her pay.
Thorn
Footballguy
for spelling, yeswhat, is this ametuer hour?Offer, she'll refuse, "are you sure", yes I'm sure, say that you got the next dinner or the drinks at the next place.But do I pay for dinner even if I win?'Bob Sacamano said:If there's a 7 who seems interested in ####ing you, there should be no such thing as not all that into her. Go fall in love, even if it's only for 5 minutes.what's the answer?You kids make life harder than it needs to be.Playing a game of words with friends with a girl I met last weekend. I've beaten her 3 games in a row and she made a wager for dinner to whoever loses this match. Assuming I win, do I still make her pay?? I'd go on the date just for fun as I'm not sure I'm all that into her...she's prob a 7. I do get the feeling I could
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
And don't throw the game.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Seriously. Forget dinner. Meet her for happy hour, slip a roofie in her drink, and have her back at your place before Jeopardy's even on. Oh, and steal some money from her purse before she leaves, you know, to make up for the dinner that she owes you.what, is this ametuer hour?Offer, she'll refuse, "are you sure", yes I'm sure, say that you got the next dinner or the drinks at the next place.But do I pay for dinner even if I win?'Bob Sacamano said:If there's a 7 who seems interested in ####ing you, there should be no such thing as not all that into her. Go fall in love, even if it's only for 5 minutes.what's the answer?You kids make life harder than it needs to be.Playing a game of words with friends with a girl I met last weekend. I've beaten her 3 games in a row and she made a wager for dinner to whoever loses this match. Assuming I win, do I still make her pay?? I'd go on the date just for fun as I'm not sure I'm all that into her...she's prob a 7. I do get the feeling I could
Tecumseh
Footballguy
Whaaaa? No, I don't think we have ever been friends PM me your name or send a request and let's make magic happen.I would have posted on your wall, but it seems I've been defriended.Thank you to all who took the time to post on my FB wall, send me texts, etc. I truly appreciate your thoughts. At the end of the day, though, this post ranks #1 in terms of unintentional (?) laughter.Happy Birthday YRS!
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
Exactly.
for spelling, yeswhat, is this ametuer hour?Offer, she'll refuse, "are you sure", yes I'm sure, say that you got the next dinner or the drinks at the next place.But do I pay for dinner even if I win?'Bob Sacamano said:there's another "a" in their right? i knew there was supposed to be another "a"If there's a 7 who seems interested in ####ing you, there should be no such thing as not all that into her. Go fall in love, even if it's only for 5 minutes.what's the answer?You kids make life harder than it needs to be.Playing a game of words with friends with a girl I met last weekend. I've beaten her 3 games in a row and she made a wager for dinner to whoever loses this match. Assuming I win, do I still make her pay?? I'd go on the date just for fun as I'm not sure I'm all that into her...she's prob a 7. I do get the feeling I could
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
This is way better than my advice. I knew the GMTAN Swinging Bachelors would come through.Offer, she'll refuse, "are you sure", yes I'm sure, say that you got the next dinner or the drinks at the next place.But do I pay for dinner even if I win?'Bob Sacamano said:If there's a 7 who seems interested in ####ing you, there should be no such thing as not all that into her. Go fall in love, even if it's only for 5 minutes.what's the answer?You kids make life harder than it needs to be.Playing a game of words with friends with a girl I met last weekend. I've beaten her 3 games in a row and she made a wager for dinner to whoever loses this match. Assuming I win, do I still make her pay?? I'd go on the date just for fun as I'm not sure I'm all that into her...she's prob a 7. I do get the feeling I could
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ForteWillLeadTheWay
Footballguy
If they are total strangers or close to it ('you work with my friend, Tara!') I charge $150. That includes meeting with the couple and going over the ceremony, attending the rehearsal, performing the ceremony, and filing the paperwork.
ForteWillLeadTheWay
Footballguy
Do whatever you think will increase the odds of you having physical relations.But do I pay for dinner even if I win?'Bob Sacamano said:If there's a 7 who seems interested in ####ing you, there should be no such thing as not all that into her. Go fall in love, even if it's only for 5 minutes.what's the answer?You kids make life harder than it needs to be.Playing a game of words with friends with a girl I met last weekend. I've beaten her 3 games in a row and she made a wager for dinner to whoever loses this match. Assuming I win, do I still make her pay?? I'd go on the date just for fun as I'm not sure I'm all that into her...she's prob a 7. I do get the feeling I could
ForteWillLeadTheWay
Footballguy
This right here.Seriously. Forget dinner. Meet her for happy hour, slip a roofie in her drink, and have her back at your place before Jeopardy's even on. Oh, and steal some money from her purse before she leaves, you know, to make up for the dinner that she owes you.what, is this ametuer hour?Offer, she'll refuse, "are you sure", yes I'm sure, say that you got the next dinner or the drinks at the next place.But do I pay for dinner even if I win?'Bob Sacamano said:If there's a 7 who seems interested in ####ing you, there should be no such thing as not all that into her. Go fall in love, even if it's only for 5 minutes.what's the answer?You kids make life harder than it needs to be.Playing a game of words with friends with a girl I met last weekend. I've beaten her 3 games in a row and she made a wager for dinner to whoever loses this match. Assuming I win, do I still make her pay?? I'd go on the date just for fun as I'm not sure I'm all that into her...she's prob a 7. I do get the feeling I could
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Just started work and I'll be here 'til 7. Pretty sure I'm gonna start drinking right now. Today should be an adventure.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Look what I found on my walk this morning. Link Works perfectly. Pretty sure it belongs to a city official since all the pics are of a damaged city owned retaining wall.
I haven't found any cool stuff, other than a couple dozen golf balls and some stray dollar bills/change, since the wallet/ring a few months ago.
I haven't found any cool stuff, other than a couple dozen golf balls and some stray dollar bills/change, since the wallet/ring a few months ago.
ForteWillLeadTheWay
Footballguy
Or just some amateur photographer with a really bad imagination.'St. Louis Bob said:
Hawks64
Footballguy
This here link (long scientificy article) is for the resident crazy old cat guy. Your cat is literally making you crazy
ForteWillLeadTheWay
Footballguy
ForteWillLeadTheWay
Footballguy
It was like 6pm, Friendo.
heckmanm
Footballguy
I, for one, welcome our new protozoan overlords.
ForteWillLeadTheWay
Footballguy
YOU haVE noIDeA WhAt YOUR TALKING AbouT111A shorter less scientificy article at i09. But your cat is still making you crazy.
ForteWillLeadTheWay
Footballguy
Oh and I think I sent it to just about everyone. Sorry about that.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Do you bcc everyone? It always seems that you're sending them only to me.
General Malaise
Footballguy
WASHINGTON (AP) — The United States' first new nuclear power plant in a generation won approval Thursday as federal regulators voted to grant a license for two new reactors in Georgia.
The Nuclear Regulatory Commission voted 4-1 to approve Atlanta-based Southern Co.'s request to build two nuclear reactors at its Vogtle site south of Augusta.
The vote clears the way for officials to issue an operating license for the reactors, which could begin operating as soon as 2016 and 2017.
The NRC last approved construction of a nuclear plant in 1978, a year before a partial meltdown of the Three Mile Island nuclear plant in Pennsylvania.
The commission approved a new reactor design for the Vogtle plant in December.
The Nuclear Regulatory Commission voted 4-1 to approve Atlanta-based Southern Co.'s request to build two nuclear reactors at its Vogtle site south of Augusta.
The vote clears the way for officials to issue an operating license for the reactors, which could begin operating as soon as 2016 and 2017.
The NRC last approved construction of a nuclear plant in 1978, a year before a partial meltdown of the Three Mile Island nuclear plant in Pennsylvania.
The commission approved a new reactor design for the Vogtle plant in December.
Guster
Footballguy
It had me
ForteWillLeadTheWay
Footballguy
I think i sent it to about 10 people but unchecked "allow reply all"Do you bcc everyone? It always seems that you're sending them only to me.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
URANIUM SALE!!!!!
General Malaise
Footballguy
I don't think I get the texting thing very well. 
Jethro Q. Walrustitty
Footballguy
charv> wait
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Thorium is the new uranium.
Gadzooks
Footballguy
I feel less special now.Do you bcc everyone? It always seems that you're sending them only to me.
Gadzooks
Footballguy
If it's any consolation, your spelling has been flawless today.I don't think I get the texting thing very well.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Ruthenium $130 today. Up from $97.
JerseyToughGuys
Tough Guy
lmaoYOU haVE noIDeA WhAt YOUR TALKING AbouT111A shorter less scientificy article at i09. But your cat is still making you crazy.
ForteWillLeadTheWay
Footballguy
How much can I get for $107?Ruthenium $130 today. Up from $97.
General Malaise
Footballguy
DZZSo, when is the official GMTAN stock tip coming out???
General Malaise
Footballguy
Hmmmmmm....how about a sniff of some well worn boxer shorts?How much can I get for $107?Ruthenium $130 today. Up from $97.
ForteWillLeadTheWay
Footballguy
PassHmmmmmm....how about a sniff of some well worn boxer shorts?How much can I get for $107?Ruthenium $130 today. Up from $97.
UOFI_316
Footballguy
We have everything else, Twitter, Facebook, gmtan.org, seems like a stock IPO would be the next step in this thread becoming bigger than the board.So, when is the official GMTAN stock coming out???
General Malaise
Footballguy
Oh, I read some stuff recently that has me thinking Gold has topped out for now and will sell off. I'm taking a swing to short it with this ETF. We'll see.GMTAN to go public in summer 2023.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Last night, the Trailblazers handed out post cards and pens to all fans who entered the arena. On one side was a dedication of thanks to our Military Servicemen and Women and on the back it was blank, save for an address to some sort of Military headquarters in Maryland. We were encouraged to write a note of thanks to our soldiers, which I thought was a marvelous idea and was really happy to see so many heads down at the stadium, writing notes and dropping them off for delivery. I took some time with mine and tought about what I wanted to say and began to scribble in my horrendous chicken scratch. I started off by thanking them for their service and said I was at the Blazers game and it was because of the hard work and dedication of partriots like them that a man like me can enjoy freedom and blah blah blah. At the end, I included my email address and said if anybody who reads this is a Blazers fan and will write back to me, I have a pair of tickets to give away to a game later this season. 90% of me thinks this post card will get lost in the suffle and nobody will ever send me an email. But 10% of me really hopes one of our troops reads this, contacts me and gets to enjoy a game in Portland. I wonder if anything will ever come of this. I sure hope so.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
What happens when you get more e-mails than there are home games?
Kubes
Footballguy
Just make sure they take it easy on the live betting when they go.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Hey, somebody removed my Shuke quote from my sig. Shoot, I liked that one. Oh well. Maybe Shuke will say something funny again one day. 
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