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Lost my ####### phone. ### #### it!!!
We could text you non stop in case the battery isn't dead and it's not on silent. Last I saw you were taking pictures of passed out dudes at your club at 3am
Go for it. I knew I had it at the club. Went there this am, not there. Maybe someone cleaned up and has it, I dunno. Some great vids on there from everyone. And b00bie pictures. Frig.
 
Lost my ####### phone. ### #### it!!!
We could text you non stop in case the battery isn't dead and it's not on silent. Last I saw you were taking pictures of passed out dudes at your club at 3am
Go for it. I knew I had it at the club. Went there this am, not there. Maybe someone cleaned up and has it, I dunno. Some great vids on there from everyone. And b00bie pictures. Frig.
At least this probably means you had a GREAT b-day celebration, no?
 
Lost my ####### phone. ### #### it!!!
We could text you non stop in case the battery isn't dead and it's not on silent. Last I saw you were taking pictures of passed out dudes at your club at 3am
Go for it. I knew I had it at the club. Went there this am, not there. Maybe someone cleaned up and has it, I dunno. Some great vids on there from everyone. And b00bie pictures. Frig.
At least this probably means you had a GREAT b-day celebration, no?
iphone?
 
Lost my ####### phone. ### #### it!!!
We could text you non stop in case the battery isn't dead and it's not on silent. Last I saw you were taking pictures of passed out dudes at your club at 3am
Go for it. I knew I had it at the club. Went there this am, not there. Maybe someone cleaned up and has it, I dunno. Some great vids on there from everyone. And b00bie pictures. Frig.
At least this probably means you had a GREAT b-day celebration, no?
If great means internet shots via video text, including getting the bartender to film me and my friends calling out "Jimmy Tan" from college, turning down an offdee 5 at last call, heading to the after hours club to outdrink a drunk who passed out and then feeling proud but then really questioning why I would feel proud, then walking home and misplacing my phone, then kinda.
 
Lost my ####### phone. ### #### it!!!
We could text you non stop in case the battery isn't dead and it's not on silent. Last I saw you were taking pictures of passed out dudes at your club at 3am
Go for it. I knew I had it at the club. Went there this am, not there. Maybe someone cleaned up and has it, I dunno. Some great vids on there from everyone. And b00bie pictures. Frig.
At least this probably means you had a GREAT b-day celebration, no?
iphone?
yea
 
Lost my ####### phone. ### #### it!!!
We could text you non stop in case the battery isn't dead and it's not on silent. Last I saw you were taking pictures of passed out dudes at your club at 3am
Go for it. I knew I had it at the club. Went there this am, not there. Maybe someone cleaned up and has it, I dunno. Some great vids on there from everyone. And b00bie pictures. Frig.
Just sent you 30 or so texts. If your phone is on, someone must be amused
 
Lost my ####### phone. ### #### it!!!
We could text you non stop in case the battery isn't dead and it's not on silent. Last I saw you were taking pictures of passed out dudes at your club at 3am
Go for it. I knew I had it at the club. Went there this am, not there. Maybe someone cleaned up and has it, I dunno. Some great vids on there from everyone. And b00bie pictures. Frig.
At least this probably means you had a GREAT b-day celebration, no?
iphone?
yea
Hmm. It sent as texts not iMessages, so your battery is probably dead
 
Lost my ####### phone. ### #### it!!!
We could text you non stop in case the battery isn't dead and it's not on silent. Last I saw you were taking pictures of passed out dudes at your club at 3am
Go for it. I knew I had it at the club. Went there this am, not there. Maybe someone cleaned up and has it, I dunno. Some great vids on there from everyone. And b00bie pictures. Frig.
At least this probably means you had a GREAT b-day celebration, no?
If great means internet shots via video text, including getting the bartender to film me and my friends calling out "Jimmy Tan" from college, turning down an offdee 5 at last call, heading to the after hours club to outdrink a drunk who passed out and then feeling proud but then really questioning why I would feel proud, then walking home and misplacing my phone, then kinda.
Damn. I'm sorry man. You didn't even get to save someone's life on the way home.
 
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Lost my ####### phone. ### #### it!!!
We could text you non stop in case the battery isn't dead and it's not on silent. Last I saw you were taking pictures of passed out dudes at your club at 3am
Go for it. I knew I had it at the club. Went there this am, not there. Maybe someone cleaned up and has it, I dunno. Some great vids on there from everyone. And b00bie pictures. Frig.
At least this probably means you had a GREAT b-day celebration, no?
iphone?
yea
this would be a great time for the find my ipone app. do you have it installed?
 
Lost my ####### phone. ### #### it!!!
We could text you non stop in case the battery isn't dead and it's not on silent. Last I saw you were taking pictures of passed out dudes at your club at 3am
Go for it. I knew I had it at the club. Went there this am, not there. Maybe someone cleaned up and has it, I dunno. Some great vids on there from everyone. And b00bie pictures. Frig.
At least this probably means you had a GREAT b-day celebration, no?
iphone?
yea
Hmm. It sent as texts not iMessages, so your battery is probably dead
Yea that makes sense it was on its last legs as I remember. Best part is, the only guy that might have it would be that drunk at the club. Might have found it when he woke up, since when I left he was still passed out. But I don't have a land line or his number. But I know he knows the bartender at the local Eagles. So I'll go there, ask for the bartender's number, call him and ask for the drunk's number, then ask if he has my phone. If not, I'm off to the AT&T store, which will be a real joy.Nice little Saturday I have planned.
 
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Lost my ####### phone. ### #### it!!!
We could text you non stop in case the battery isn't dead and it's not on silent. Last I saw you were taking pictures of passed out dudes at your club at 3am
Go for it. I knew I had it at the club. Went there this am, not there. Maybe someone cleaned up and has it, I dunno. Some great vids on there from everyone. And b00bie pictures. Frig.
At least this probably means you had a GREAT b-day celebration, no?
iphone?
yea
Hmm. It sent as texts not iMessages, so your battery is probably dead
Yea that makes sense it was on its last legs as I remember. Best part is, the only guy that might have it would be that drunk at the club. Might have found it when he woke up, since when I left he was still passed out. But I don't have a land line or his number. But I know he knows the bartender at the local Eagles. So I'll go there, ask for the bartender's number, call him and ask for the drunk's number, then ask if he has my phone. If not, I'm off to the AT&T store, which will be a real joy.Nice little Saturday I have planned.
Thoprawishes
 
SK's wife is fine. I know it is for him to post but I have a feeling he will be racked out for a while and I know everybody is concerned.
This does M'aiq's heart the good. :thumbup:
Can we vote on this shtick?
Run its course already IMO.
:goodposting: Terrible
Ok already. Anyone else piles on and I'm in danger of coming out pregnant.
Sorry, I didn't read ahead.
 
every drunk with an iphone needs to have "find my iphone" installed. I've recovered mine 3 times with this critical app.

the iphone will shut off at 5% battery, so it is still findable if you have it.

 
every drunk with an iphone needs to have "find my iphone" installed. I've recovered mine 3 times with this critical app.the iphone will shut off at 5% battery, so it is still findable if you have it.
Can you have multiple devices linked to one account? My "find my iPhone" is currently linked to my iPad.
 
Lots of hot MILFs at the playground today. Great googly moogly. I'll be able to share when I get my new phone.

Don't know why I didn't think of this before but a couple of stoogies make this about a thousand times better.

 
Just dropped off the wife at the ER as urgent care thinks she might have had a mini-stroke. She has to have a cat scan tonight to check for bleeding on the brain. She said isn't that where they drill holes in your head head. Yeah I answered, but I feel pretty good now she said. I said it creeps up on you and then when the pressure inside your head from the bleeding builds to a point that it affects your brain that is when they bring out the drill. Oh, she said. So i'm home getting the kids in bed and hopefully get to pick her up in a bit. her symptoms were a racing heartbeat and a numb face. This may call for a couple macallans for daddy while he waits for the call.
Damn. Best of luck. Hopefully you're charging your cordless drill just in case.
Had it all charged up. Ends up being high blood pressure.
 
Just dropped off the wife at the ER as urgent care thinks she might have had a mini-stroke. She has to have a cat scan tonight to check for bleeding on the brain. She said isn't that where they drill holes in your head head. Yeah I answered, but I feel pretty good now she said. I said it creeps up on you and then when the pressure inside your head from the bleeding builds to a point that it affects your brain that is when they bring out the drill. Oh, she said. So i'm home getting the kids in bed and hopefully get to pick her up in a bit. her symptoms were a racing heartbeat and a numb face. This may call for a couple macallans for daddy while he waits for the call.
Holy crap, dude, hope everything is ok.
:goodposting: But I can't imagine leaving my wife there alone facing something so scary. I would have found a neighbor or relative to watch the kids.
We are both mature older independant adults who can take what life throws us.
 
Sofakings thanks all of you for the well wishes. Long night and now my daughter rolls her ankle at her first of three sporting events today. motrin and ice...gotta play hoops tonight. CYO rival. 10 yo is in charge of mom today.

 
every drunk with an iphone needs to have "find my iphone" installed. I've recovered mine 3 times with this critical app.the iphone will shut off at 5% battery, so it is still findable if you have it.
Can you have multiple devices linked to one account? My "find my iPhone" is currently linked to my iPad.
yes. as long as they share an itunes/mobile me acct
Is this different than icloud? Because I now own a new phone. Sofa, sorry you had to go through that scare. Best wishes.
 
every drunk with an iphone needs to have "find my iphone" installed. I've recovered mine 3 times with this critical app.the iphone will shut off at 5% battery, so it is still findable if you have it.
Can you have multiple devices linked to one account? My "find my iPhone" is currently linked to my iPad.
yes. as long as they share an itunes/mobile me acct
Is this different than icloud? Because I now own a new phone. Sofa, sorry you had to go through that scare. Best wishes.
I don't have icloud. Is that extra $/month?
 
every drunk with an iphone needs to have "find my iphone" installed. I've recovered mine 3 times with this critical app.the iphone will shut off at 5% battery, so it is still findable if you have it.
Can you have multiple devices linked to one account? My "find my iPhone" is currently linked to my iPad.
yes. as long as they share an itunes/mobile me acct
Is this different than icloud? Because I now own a new phone. Sofa, sorry you had to go through that scare. Best wishes.
I don't have icloud. Is that extra $/month?
icloud is 5gb for free. icloud, the itunes store, and find my iphone all work off your apple id.find my iphone will work for every device with the same apple id.
 
Krista,Where is your place in nic? And would you go pacific side or Caribbean side for beaches?
Our house is in Granada. We'll soon have a second house also in Granada. :unsure: Definitely would go Pacific for the beaches. Planning a trip soon?
 
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Considering going to the Dominican in June. Where can I find the best deal or is a travel agent relevant again?TIA
I've been there about 5 or 6 times, ask me anything. As for your first question, depends on if you're going solo/family or with buddies.I've solo'd DR for a few hundred bucks all the way to my AI Punta Cana honeymoon for about 3-4k.
 
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Considering going to the Dominican in June. Where can I find the best deal or is a travel agent relevant again?TIA
I've been there about 5 or 6 times, ask me anything. As for your first question, depends on if you're going solo/family or with buddies.I've solo'd DR for a few hundred bucks all the way to my AI Punta Cana honeymoon for about 3-4k.
:thumbup:We went 3 years ago and stayed at the Bahia Principe. We really liked it but are open for an upgrade if there is one. Of course, cheap is good too. Looks like 3 possibly 4 couple.
 
Krista,

Where is your place in nic? And would you go pacific side or Caribbean side for beaches?
Our house is in Granada. We'll soon have a second house also in Granada. :unsure: Definitely would go Pacific for the beaches. Planning a trip soon?
I was wondering about this. Everything work out ok?I'll take an email, if necessary.
We were just talking about the closing date. It will be sometime between mid-March and the first week in April.Who are you???? :) ETA: Nevermind, just figured it out. :doh:

 
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Considering going to the Dominican in June. Where can I find the best deal or is a travel agent relevant again?

TIA
I've been there about 5 or 6 times, ask me anything. As for your first question, depends on if you're going solo/family or with buddies.I've solo'd DR for a few hundred bucks all the way to my AI Punta Cana honeymoon for about 3-4k.
:thumbup: We went 3 years ago and stayed at the Bahia Principe. We really liked it but are open for an upgrade if there is one. Of course, cheap is good too. Looks like 3 possibly 4 couple.
Bahia Principe is a company and they're all over the island (and world), which one did you stay at Punta Cana? You need to check out Samana on the north side of the island. Much more 'untouched' than the south (santo domingo side) and southeast (punta cana). Lots of boat trips available.Take the guys out for a fishing trip, the boat's "hired help" would make New Otis happy. :thumbup:

 
Considering going to the Dominican in June. Where can I find the best deal or is a travel agent relevant again?

TIA
I've been there about 5 or 6 times, ask me anything. As for your first question, depends on if you're going solo/family or with buddies.I've solo'd DR for a few hundred bucks all the way to my AI Punta Cana honeymoon for about 3-4k.
:thumbup: We went 3 years ago and stayed at the Bahia Principe. We really liked it but are open for an upgrade if there is one. Of course, cheap is good too. Looks like 3 possibly 4 couple.
Bahia Principe is a company and they're all over the island (and world), which one did you stay at Punta Cana? You need to check out Samana on the north side of the island. Much more 'untouched' than the south (santo domingo side) and southeast (punta cana). Lots of boat trips available.Take the guys out for a fishing trip, the boat's "hired help" would make New Otis happy. :thumbup:
I did not know that. Shows what I know. It was in Punta Cana. Any particular resort in Samana? A fishing trip is DEFINITELY in the plans. Should I just go to Travelocity or would you recommend another avenue? Thanks for the help GB. I appreciate it.

Anyone heard from Homer since 10:07 this morning? :unsure:
His bracelet monitor says he's still in the within the approved range and he last used his "blow and go" to drive around 3:30 today.Why do you ask?
Anybody forward him my text? I was pretty serious. :mellow:
 
I did not know that. Shows what I know. It was in Punta Cana. Any particular resort in Samana? A fishing trip is DEFINITELY in the plans.
Bahia Principe Cayacoa is nice in Samana. I never book anything entirely through an agent unless they somehow come up with a better deal that also meets my schedule.You'll notice that agents will push you to fly on Sundays (either leaving/showing up on a sunday or both).Schedule the flights through Orbitz, hotel directly though Bahia Principe's site and just don't commit to payment to see what the price would be. Compare that to a 'Vacation Package' that basically offers the same thing w/shuttle ride to the resort. I usually save about 30%-40% and simply pay the $40 cab ride to the resort.You get farmed through tourist traps taking resort vans which are simply a waste of time. And you show up with the stamp on you chest that says "I'm from the US - cheat me out of cash!"DR is one place that really tries to keep the locals in check. I'm pretty sure the 'tourist police' would shoot a local before letting a money-spending tourist get robbed.
 
I did not know that. Shows what I know. It was in Punta Cana. Any particular resort in Samana? A fishing trip is DEFINITELY in the plans.
Bahia Principe Cayacoa is nice in Samana. I never book anything entirely through an agent unless they somehow come up with a better deal that also meets my schedule.You'll notice that agents will push you to fly on Sundays (either leaving/showing up on a sunday or both).Schedule the flights through Orbitz, hotel directly though Bahia Principe's site and just don't commit to payment to see what the price would be. Compare that to a 'Vacation Package' that basically offers the same thing w/shuttle ride to the resort. I usually save about 30%-40% and simply pay the $40 cab ride to the resort.You get farmed through tourist traps taking resort vans which are simply a waste of time. And you show up with the stamp on you chest that says "I'm from the US - cheat me out of cash!"DR is one place that really tries to keep the locals in check. I'm pretty sure the 'tourist police' would shoot a local before letting a money-spending tourist get robbed.
Thanks! :thumbup:
 
Skipped a few pages, but gotta say i'm pretty impressed (so happy someone spends more than me) on booze.

*unless you were kidding* :banned: <<<<<<krista *inenvyofmarchingbands*=me

 
So I went to a birthday party for one of my really good friends. Apparently there was a table of single women that had somehow been warned that I might be a bit of a manwhore at times :shrug:

Anyway, I managed to connect with one of the girls and I've got to say that I'm smitten at first sight/talk to. No clue if it'll go anywhere or not, but she gave me her number, so I'll reach out at some point. This chick is so ridiculously cute it had me off my game. She's probably 4'10" pd pure cuteness. Oh and apparently she's a 23 year old virgin just by typing this out, I know there is no way this ends well, but it's like an odd gravitational pull. I just can't avoid trying.

Stolen off from FB. It there is a guster "type" of girl, this might be it....

zoinks

 
So I went to a birthday party for one of my really good friends. Apparently there was a table of single women that had somehow been warned that I might be a bit of a manwhore at times :shrug:

Anyway, I managed to connect with one of the girls and I've got to say that I'm smitten at first sight/talk to. No clue if it'll go anywhere or not, but she gave me her number, so I'll reach out at some point. This chick is so ridiculously cute it had me off my game. She's probably 4'10" pd pure cuteness. Oh and apparently she's a 23 year old virgin just by typing this out, I know there is no way this ends well, but it's like an odd gravitational pull. I just can't avoid trying.

Stolen off from FB. It there is a guster "type" of girl, this might be it....

zoinks
Absolutely adorable. GLGBG.
 
'-fish- said:
Is there anything to do in Walnut Creek? Truck? Apparently I'm going to be spending a fair bit of time there over the next month or two for some stupid case.
Walnut Creek is a nice little city. And it's only an hour or so away from SF so you should be able to have fun. There are crappier East Bay cities to be stuck in.
 
So I went to a birthday party for one of my really good friends. Apparently there was a table of single women that had somehow been warned that I might be a bit of a manwhore at times :shrug:

Anyway, I managed to connect with one of the girls and I've got to say that I'm smitten at first sight/talk to. No clue if it'll go anywhere or not, but she gave me her number, so I'll reach out at some point. This chick is so ridiculously cute it had me off my game. She's probably 4'10" pd pure cuteness. Oh and apparently she's a 23 year old virgin just by typing this out, I know there is no way this ends well, but it's like an odd gravitational pull. I just can't avoid trying.

Stolen off from FB. It there is a guster "type" of girl, this might be it....

zoinks
:excited: A bit tall but awfully cute. :thumbup:

 

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