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Been working A LOT. Getting the itch to get the #### out of dodge.Our house is in Granada. We'll soon have a second house also in Granada.Definitely would go Pacific for the beaches. Planning a trip soon?
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Jeff Vader
Footballguy
"If we all started punching everyone who says, "Everything happens for a reason" in the face, would that help to kill that phrase, or would it prove their point?"
- Anthony the Lego Sage
- Anthony the Lego Sage
Jeff Vader
Footballguy
My friend, this is too good to be true. Clearly she's a serial killer or a cannibal or both. What I'm saying is go for it! ...just keep a can of mace taped in your buttcrack, and don't let her fellate you. Godspeed!So I went to a birthday party for one of my really good friends. Apparently there was a table of single women that had somehow been warned that I might be a bit of a manwhore at times
Anyway, I managed to connect with one of the girls and I've got to say that I'm smitten at first sight/talk to. No clue if it'll go anywhere or not, but she gave me her number, so I'll reach out at some point. This chick is so ridiculously cute it had me off my game. She's probably 4'10" pd pure cuteness. Oh and apparently she's a 23 year old virgin just by typing this out, I know there is no way this ends well, but it's like an odd gravitational pull. I just can't avoid trying.
Stolen off from FB. It there is a guster "type" of girl, this might be it....
zoinks
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Supercute. But just a fair warning, the virgin road is a tough slog.So I went to a birthday party for one of my really good friends. Apparently there was a table of single women that had somehow been warned that I might be a bit of a manwhore at times
Anyway, I managed to connect with one of the girls and I've got to say that I'm smitten at first sight/talk to. No clue if it'll go anywhere or not, but she gave me her number, so I'll reach out at some point. This chick is so ridiculously cute it had me off my game. She's probably 4'10" pd pure cuteness. Oh and apparently she's a 23 year old virgin just by typing this out, I know there is no way this ends well, but it's like an odd gravitational pull. I just can't avoid trying.
Stolen off from FB. It there is a guster "type" of girl, this might be it....
zoinks
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Never got it.I was getting ready to text bomb you to wake you upmarket glad to hear all is well. Did ou get StL Bob's message??
Jeff Vader
Footballguy
If she's a 23 year old virgin she's either insanely religious or a romantic twit at her breaking point.The gameplan should be to identify this on the first date. If religious, say bye-bye fanatic. If a teetering romantic, make it your mission to bring her a 2oz of hot realism.Supercute. But just a fair warning, the virgin road is a tough slog.So I went to a birthday party for one of my really good friends. Apparently there was a table of single women that had somehow been warned that I might be a bit of a manwhore at times
Anyway, I managed to connect with one of the girls and I've got to say that I'm smitten at first sight/talk to. No clue if it'll go anywhere or not, but she gave me her number, so I'll reach out at some point. This chick is so ridiculously cute it had me off my game. She's probably 4'10" pd pure cuteness. Oh and apparently she's a 23 year old virgin just by typing this out, I know there is no way this ends well, but it's like an odd gravitational pull. I just can't avoid trying.
Stolen off from FB. It there is a guster "type" of girl, this might be it....
zoinks
Or, you know, you could get to know her as a person and maybe fall in love. But this is the internet here. Stuff like that is unacceptable.
Guster
Footballguy
Chatted with her enough last night to know that it's probably not a religious thing. I'm assuming there is a very low likelihood that anything happens here, but here's to hoping!If she's a 23 year old virgin she's either insanely religious or a romantic twit at her breaking point.The gameplan should be to identify this on the first date. If religious, say bye-bye fanatic. If a teetering romantic, make it your mission to bring her a 2oz of hot realism.Supercute. But just a fair warning, the virgin road is a tough slog.So I went to a birthday party for one of my really good friends. Apparently there was a table of single women that had somehow been warned that I might be a bit of a manwhore at times
Anyway, I managed to connect with one of the girls and I've got to say that I'm smitten at first sight/talk to. No clue if it'll go anywhere or not, but she gave me her number, so I'll reach out at some point. This chick is so ridiculously cute it had me off my game. She's probably 4'10" pd pure cuteness. Oh and apparently she's a 23 year old virgin just by typing this out, I know there is no way this ends well, but it's like an odd gravitational pull. I just can't avoid trying.
Stolen off from FB. It there is a guster "type" of girl, this might be it....
zoinks
Or, you know, you could get to know her as a person and maybe fall in love. But this is the internet here. Stuff like that is unacceptable.
I tend to assume the worst and hope for the best
Guster
Footballguy
Never got it.
I was afraid of waking you up from a nap
krista4
Footballguy
One of my paralegals was going to stay at my house March 4-9 but can't make it now, so if you're getting out of dodge that fast, feel free to use the house! After that it's booked until mid-April, I believe.Been working A LOT. Getting the itch to get the #### out of dodge.Our house is in Granada. We'll soon have a second house also in Granada.
SofaKings
Footballguy
Alone or with crazy chick?Added three days to my Singapore business trip and made reservations for Bali last night.
krista4
Footballguy
Alone. I originally had two people who wanted to go, neither of whom I was sure I'd travel well with but one of whom I KNEW I didn't want to go. I used your "oh, Mr. krista might be able to go" excuse. Then one of my best friends from college was coming with me, which would have been fine, but in the end I decided I really didn't want to be responsible for someone else on this trip and wanted to do exactly what I wanted. So I offered her a girls' trip to Nicaragua with our other best college buddy later this year instead, and she was really into that.I love the idea of a few days on my own in a beautiful spot.Alone or with crazy chick?Added three days to my Singapore business trip and made reservations for Bali last night.
YSR
Footballguy
Alone. I originally had two people who wanted to go, neither of whom I was sure I'd travel well with but one of whom I KNEW I didn't want to go. I used your "oh, Mr. krista might be able to go" excuse. Then one of my best friends from college was coming with me, which would have been fine, but in the end I decided I really didn't want to be responsible for someone else on this trip and wanted to do exactly what I wanted. So I offered her a girls' trip to Nicaragua with our other best college buddy later this year instead, and she was really into that.I love the idea of a few days on my own in a beautiful spot.Alone or with crazy chick?Added three days to my Singapore business trip and made reservations for Bali last night.
Good for you. Back before I became paralyzed by my fear of flying, I took at least one trip a year internationally, and was by myself for part or all of the trip in about 65% of those. It's great to have someone with whom you can share new adventures, but the freedom you have without someone is a huge benefit.
Uwe Blab
Footballguy
Curious as to how your fear of flying got worse. Did you have a really bad experience with turbulence or an in-air plane problem or something?
SofaKings
Footballguy
They ran out of booze in first class and that was also the day she chose to stop sniffing glue.Curious as to how your fear of flying got worse. Did you have a really bad experience with turbulence or an in-air plane problem or something?
krista4
Footballguy
Curious as to how your fear of flying got worse. Did you have a really bad experience with turbulence or an in-air plane problem or something?
I didn't realize that the fear of flying was only a more recent phenomenon.
mr. furley
Footballguy
start of the festival season in MilwaukeeLooks like I'm headed to Milwaukee for Memorial Day weekend.
not sure if it was cancelled or not but there used to be a night time weekend street festival on Water downtown that was a lot of fun
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
Are you talking about the Jazz Festival?Not sure if that's the one, but one of them was cancelled.start of the festival season in MilwaukeeLooks like I'm headed to Milwaukee for Memorial Day weekend.
Please see mine.
mr. furley
Footballguy
RiverSplash i think it was calledAre you talking about the Jazz Festival?Not sure if that's the one, but one of them was cancelled.start of the festival season in MilwaukeeLooks like I'm headed to Milwaukee for Memorial Day weekend.
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
Bingo!That was it.RiverSplash i think it was calledAre you talking about the Jazz Festival?Not sure if that's the one, but one of them was cancelled.start of the festival season in MilwaukeeLooks like I'm headed to Milwaukee for Memorial Day weekend.
Osaurus
Footballguy
I remember RiverSmash. Now looks like I will be there the week before Memorial Day. Gonna catch a Brewers game and visit some friends. Other things TBD.Bingo!That was it.RiverSplash i think it was calledAre you talking about the Jazz Festival?Not sure if that's the one, but one of them was cancelled.start of the festival season in MilwaukeeLooks like I'm headed to Milwaukee for Memorial Day weekend.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Riversplash was great until a few thugs had to show up with guns and spoil things.In sadder news, Pepperoni Cannoli just passed away this weekend.Bingo!That was it.RiverSplash i think it was calledAre you talking about the Jazz Festival?Not sure if that's the one, but one of them was cancelled.start of the festival season in MilwaukeeLooks like I'm headed to Milwaukee for Memorial Day weekend.
YSR
Footballguy
Have always been afraid of flying (the whole lack of control, likelihood of dying if in a crash, etc.), but I worked as a consultant for 5 years and flew at least one round trip a week when I did so. During that time, the fear never left, but I got used to it, if you will. The random sounds and turbulence didn't send me into a tailspin like they do now.Curious as to how your fear of flying got worse. Did you have a really bad experience with turbulence or an in-air plane problem or something?
Good for you. Back before I became paralyzed by my fear of flying, I took at least one trip a year internationally, and was by myself for part or all of the trip in about 65% of those. It's great to have someone with whom you can share new adventures, but the freedom you have without someone is a huge benefit.
I have a wedding to attend in San Fran in August and it's bad enough that we are considering a cross country road trip versus me flying. BONUS: I've plotted the trip and it takes us right through Oildale.
Jeff Vader
Footballguy
This sounds like an awesome time. Be sure to post some cool pics on the FB.**in sepia, of course.Alone. I originally had two people who wanted to go, neither of whom I was sure I'd travel well with but one of whom I KNEW I didn't want to go. I used your "oh, Mr. krista might be able to go" excuse. Then one of my best friends from college was coming with me, which would have been fine, but in the end I decided I really didn't want to be responsible for someone else on this trip and wanted to do exactly what I wanted. So I offered her a girls' trip to Nicaragua with our other best college buddy later this year instead, and she was really into that.I love the idea of a few days on my own in a beautiful spot.Alone or with crazy chick?Added three days to my Singapore business trip and made reservations for Bali last night.
mr. furley
Footballguy
refuse to believe this
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Hey, they have Chinese food in Singapore?
SofaKings
Footballguy
Who knows. They better have Indian food though or else...
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Did you ever get your SS gift from Keys?Curious as to how your fear of flying got worse. Did you have a really bad experience with turbulence or an in-air plane problem or something?
Jeff Vader
Footballguy
Hey Frosty and other basketball aficionados -
Please explain to me why I keep seeing LIN-SANITY and LIN-WIN all over everything, including the splash page of SI which screams that the LINTASTIC ONE scored 28 POINTS!, but then in the sidebar there's a small print mention of some guy named Durant scoring 51?
The only thing I know about basketball is that if you're white and play professionally, odds are you look deformed. But 51 is still almost twice as much as 28 in this game, right?
Am I missing something?
TIA. Will answer yours.
Please explain to me why I keep seeing LIN-SANITY and LIN-WIN all over everything, including the splash page of SI which screams that the LINTASTIC ONE scored 28 POINTS!, but then in the sidebar there's a small print mention of some guy named Durant scoring 51?
The only thing I know about basketball is that if you're white and play professionally, odds are you look deformed. But 51 is still almost twice as much as 28 in this game, right?
Am I missing something?
TIA. Will answer yours.
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Kubes
Footballguy
too lazy
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Yes. Vote: HORRIBLE.Can we vote on this shtick?This does M'aiq's heart the good.
krista4
Footballguy
Until I went to India, the best Indian food I had ever had was in Singapore.
Nope.This is my chance to thank Guster again for being bad-### awesome.Did you ever get your SS gift from Keys?Curious as to how your fear of flying got worse. Did you have a really bad experience with turbulence or an in-air plane problem or something?
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Can someone explain what the Hunger Games is/are/were/was/will be?
Dr. Awesome
Footballguy
Trilogy of novels turned into movie. Good books that got weaker as the series went on. A dozen teenagers (one from each 'zone') are chosen to battle 'til the death on a tv show. The teens have to play up the reality bit while hunting down/killing the others as audience can send food/tools to the favorites.
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Jeff Vader
Footballguy
This. Supposedly they're very good young adult novels that are soon to be movies. All of the Vader family students are looking forward to them like they're the next Twilight. A man in your line of work (your recreational line of work) would benefit from a quick read. Teenage girls in particular think these books were written by the next James Effing Joyce. They keep telling me to read them. "You have to read them, Jeff!" I keep telling them I'm too swamped with rereading all seven Harry Potters and the Twilight books. "You've read Harry Potter and Twilight!?"'Dr.Awesome said:
Yea
Jeff Vader
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
FB shaming initiated.'krista4 said:
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
That's because Crazy Canuck's students aren't in this thread.'St. Louis Bob said:I would be willing to wager that I've been called the N word more than the rest of the thread.'M said:M'aiq is interested in a list of our black FFA brothers, so he can remind himself that when Nigel and JTG start speaking indie band hipster speak, all is not lost, we have cooler men among us. M'aiq's list -1. Arizona Ron2. Bob Sacamano 3. SLB ought to be black4. Crazy Canuck probably thinks he is'Tiger Fan said:my notebook is fuzzy. You're black right? If so, on the scale of Michael Jackson to the deepest part of Seal's scar where do you come in?'Arizona Ron said:This morning, I overheard my daughter says to my wife "I want to be white like daddy".My daughter goes to a private school with white, black, asian, spanish, indian etc. kids. No idea where this is coming from.
What's his name?'Guster said:So I went to a birthday party for one of my really good friends. Apparently there was a table of single women that had somehow been warned that I might be a bit of a manwhore at times
Anyway, I managed to connect with one of the girls and I've got to say that I'm smitten at first sight/talk to. No clue if it'll go anywhere or not, but she gave me her number, so I'll reach out at some point. This chick is so ridiculously cute it had me off my game. She's probably 4'10" pd pure cuteness. Oh and apparently she's a 23 year old virgin just by typing this out, I know there is no way this ends well, but it's like an odd gravitational pull. I just can't avoid trying.
Stolen off from FB. It there is a guster "type" of girl, this might be it....
zoinks
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
Justin, I think. He's a singer. My daughter loves him.What's his name?'Guster said:So I went to a birthday party for one of my really good friends. Apparently there was a table of single women that had somehow been warned that I might be a bit of a manwhore at times
Anyway, I managed to connect with one of the girls and I've got to say that I'm smitten at first sight/talk to. No clue if it'll go anywhere or not, but she gave me her number, so I'll reach out at some point. This chick is so ridiculously cute it had me off my game. She's probably 4'10" pd pure cuteness. Oh and apparently she's a 23 year old virgin just by typing this out, I know there is no way this ends well, but it's like an odd gravitational pull. I just can't avoid trying.
Stolen off from FB. It there is a guster "type" of girl, this might be it....
zoinks
Guster
Footballguy
Justin, I think. He's a singer. My daughter loves him.What's his name?'Guster said:So I went to a birthday party for one of my really good friends. Apparently there was a table of single women that had somehow been warned that I might be a bit of a manwhore at times
Anyway, I managed to connect with one of the girls and I've got to say that I'm smitten at first sight/talk to. No clue if it'll go anywhere or not, but she gave me her number, so I'll reach out at some point. This chick is so ridiculously cute it had me off my game. She's probably 4'10" pd pure cuteness. Oh and apparently she's a 23 year old virgin just by typing this out, I know there is no way this ends well, but it's like an odd gravitational pull. I just can't avoid trying.
Stolen off from FB. It there is a guster "type" of girl, this might be it....
zoinks
I set em up...you knock em downJustin, I think. He's a singer. My daughter loves him.What's his name?'Guster said:So I went to a birthday party for one of my really good friends. Apparently there was a table of single women that had somehow been warned that I might be a bit of a manwhore at times
Anyway, I managed to connect with one of the girls and I've got to say that I'm smitten at first sight/talk to. No clue if it'll go anywhere or not, but she gave me her number, so I'll reach out at some point. This chick is so ridiculously cute it had me off my game. She's probably 4'10" pd pure cuteness. Oh and apparently she's a 23 year old virgin just by typing this out, I know there is no way this ends well, but it's like an odd gravitational pull. I just can't avoid trying.
Stolen off from FB. It there is a guster "type" of girl, this might be it....
zoinks
krista4
Footballguy
There's plenty of booze there, and some of the best food in the world (chili crab>
), but not much else of interest.
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
I set em up...you knock em downJustin, I think. He's a singer. My daughter loves him.What's his name?'Guster said:So I went to a birthday party for one of my really good friends. Apparently there was a table of single women that had somehow been warned that I might be a bit of a manwhore at times
Anyway, I managed to connect with one of the girls and I've got to say that I'm smitten at first sight/talk to. No clue if it'll go anywhere or not, but she gave me her number, so I'll reach out at some point. This chick is so ridiculously cute it had me off my game. She's probably 4'10" pd pure cuteness. Oh and apparently she's a 23 year old virgin just by typing this out, I know there is no way this ends well, but it's like an odd gravitational pull. I just can't avoid trying.
Stolen off from FB. It there is a guster "type" of girl, this might be it....
zoinks
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
lolThat's because Crazy Canuck's students aren't in this thread.'St. Louis Bob said:I would be willing to wager that I've been called the N word more than the rest of the thread.'M said:M'aiq is interested in a list of our black FFA brothers, so he can remind himself that when Nigel and JTG start speaking indie band hipster speak, all is not lost, we have cooler men among us. M'aiq's list -'Tiger Fan said:my notebook is fuzzy. You're black right? If so, on the scale of Michael Jackson to the deepest part of Seal's scar where do you come in?'Arizona Ron said:This morning, I overheard my daughter says to my wife "I want to be white like daddy".
My daughter goes to a private school with white, black, asian, spanish, indian etc. kids. No idea where this is coming from.
1. Arizona Ron
2. Bob Sacamano
3. SLB ought to be black
4. Crazy Canuck probably thinks he is
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