GM's thread about nothing (43 Viewers)

[Marvin]

I am invited to a bachelorette party for one of my good college friends and the house that is being rented is $1895/night. There are 15 of us invited, but still.

I am currently accepting sponsorships.

Is the house on a hill with an infinity pool?That's still a lot of money when you include the food, drinks, man-hoors, and heroin.

This is the house.But yes, factor in airfare to Palm Springs and booze and it's a little for this fiscally conservative gal.

Wow. Nice. Whose idea was it to have a bachelorette party in one of the gayest cities in America?

Her cousin. Not really sure what the reasoning is, but it was either Palm Springs or Scottsdale. Almost all the attendees are married, so it will mostly be vodka and wine and dance parties. Just an excuse for a girls' weekend, really. we'll be recruiting young Mexican men like Santa Anna.

 

[Osaurus]

Anyone want a ###load of 80s, 90s, 00s, etc.. CDs from the following genres:

Goth

Alternative

Techno

Trance

Reggae

Classical

I will compile a list and give first dibs to the GMTAN peeps.

 

[Marvin]

Anyone want a ###load of 80s, 90s, 00s, etc.. CDs from the following genres:

Goth

Alternative

Techno

Trance

Reggae

Classical

I will compile a list and give first dibs to the GMTAN peeps.

I love classical techno Reggae. You got any DJ Johan Tosh?

 

[Osaurus]

Anyone want a ###load of 80s, 90s, 00s, etc.. CDs from the following genres:

Goth

Alternative

Techno

Trance

Reggae

Classical

I will compile a list and give first dibs to the GMTAN peeps.

I love classical techno Reggae. You got any DJ Johan Tosh?

Not bad

 

[urbanhack]

Anyone want a ###load of 80s, 90s, 00s, etc.. CDs from the following genres:GothTechnoReggae

MAYBE

 

[Drifter]

Anyone want a ###load of 80s, 90s, 00s, etc.. CDs from the following genres:GothAlternativeTechnoTranceReggaeClassical

I'll take some Reggae

 

[DA RAIDERS]

I don't find Anchorman funny at all.:1%:

Me either

 

[B-Deep]

would you rather your bartender be a robot (perfect drinks no personality)

or a monkey (less then perfect drinks, personality to spare)

 

[B-Deep]

Nevermind...as soon as i posted that i realized the urine content of the monkey drinks is probably a deal breaker for most.

 

[jplvr]

Is 3 days enough days to get on the wagon? Regardless, I'm falling off tonight.

 

[Marvin]

Nevermind...as soon as i posted that i realized the urine content of the monkey drinks is probably a deal breaker for most.

What kind of monkey we talking here?

 

[B-Deep]

Nevermind...as soon as i posted that i realized the urine content of the monkey drinks is probably a deal breaker for most.

What kind of monkey we talking here?

you pick it!want a cute little capuchin?a boisterous howler?whatever you'd likeI would pick this guy, because of the stache:http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/55/Tamarin_portrait.JPG/800px-Tamarin_portrait.JPG

 

[B-Deep]

and in my mind as long as the urine content is less than the proof I'd still go monkey over robot

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Man, I could go for some Montgomery Inn ribs. Deeeeelish!

Have you been to the one in Dublin? I might have to find a way out to it in April. And May. And June.

 

[Gadzooks]

would you rather your bartender be a robot (perfect drinks no personality)or a monkey (less then perfect drinks, personality to spare)

How about a 3rd option: Homer J Simpson (and I'm fine with the urine content)

 

[Marvin]

Nevermind...as soon as i posted that i realized the urine content of the monkey drinks is probably a deal breaker for most.

What kind of monkey we talking here?

you pick it!want a cute little capuchin?

a boisterous howler?

whatever you'd like

I would pick this guy, because of the stache:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/55/Tamarin_portrait.JPG/800px-Tamarin_portrait.JPG

I was thinking of a macaque because they seem pretty mellow My link/Or maybe one of these because bartending has to be a step up. Plus they probably have some great stories to tell.

 

[B-Deep]

Nevermind...as soon as i posted that i realized the urine content of the monkey drinks is probably a deal breaker for most.

What kind of monkey we talking here?

you pick it!want a cute little capuchin?

a boisterous howler?

whatever you'd like

I would pick this guy, because of the stache:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/55/Tamarin_portrait.JPG/800px-Tamarin_portrait.JPG

I was thinking of a macaque because they seem pretty mellow My link/Or maybe one of these because bartending has to be a step up. Plus they probably have some great stories to tell.

in a swim up bar the macaque is clearly the right choice

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Always better with monkeys

 

[B-Deep]

Always better with monkeys

if your looking for some fine ### at the end of the night, go with a Mandrillhttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/30/Mandrill_at_Singapore_Zoo.jpg/800px-Mandrill_at_Singapore_Zoo.jpg

 

[Marvin]

Nevermind...as soon as i posted that i realized the urine content of the monkey drinks is probably a deal breaker for most.

What kind of monkey we talking here?

you pick it!want a cute little capuchin?

a boisterous howler?

whatever you'd like

I would pick this guy, because of the stache:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/55/Tamarin_portrait.JPG/800px-Tamarin_portrait.JPG

I was thinking of a macaque because they seem pretty mellow My link/Or maybe one of these because bartending has to be a step up. Plus they probably have some great stories to tell.

in a swim up bar the macaque is clearly the right choice

Better bartender for a swim-up bar? Japanese Macaque or Ohioan Homer?

 

[Monkeyface Prickleback]

Always better with monkeys

 

[Tecumseh]

Anyone want a ###load of 80s, 90s, 00s, etc.. CDs from the following genres:AlternativeReggae

 

[Guster]

Always better with monkeys

 

[Thorn]

Anyone want a ###load of 80s, 90s, 00s, etc.. CDs from the following genres:

Goth

Alternative

Techno

Trance

Reggae

Classical

I like Reggae. Or as my mom calls it, rah-GAY.

 

[Thorn]

Nevermind...as soon as i posted that i realized the urine content of the monkey drinks is probably a deal breaker for most.

What kind of monkey we talking here?

you pick it!want a cute little capuchin?

a boisterous howler?

whatever you'd like

I would pick this guy, because of the stache:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/55/Tamarin_portrait.JPG/800px-Tamarin_portrait.JPG

I was thinking of a macaque because they seem pretty mellow My link/Or maybe one of these because bartending has to be a step up. Plus they probably have some great stories to tell.

in a swim up bar the macaque is clearly the right choice

Better bartender for a swim-up bar? Japanese Macaque or Ohioan Homer?

 

[Marvin]

Space-case student after hearing we're going to watch a video on Harriet Tubman.

Kid: Didn't she hide kids in the back of car?

Me: What? No.

Kid: Was it on a bus?

Me: Watch the video.

Kid: I thought she was the one on the bus...

Me: I know you were absent yesterday when we went over the sheet that had the questions about Harriet Tubman on them but you did the sheet the day before right?

Kid: Yeah

Me: Let me see it.

Kid hands it over. He answered two very specific questions about Harriet Tubman correctly with answers right from the book.

Me: Yesterday you wrote "Harriet Tubman was a former slave that was a 'conductor' on the Underground Railroad (etc)"

Kid: Yeah.

Me: So what's this stuff about her being in a car or a bus?

Kid: I thought the book might have been wrong.

Kid is 100% serious. One of the spaciest kids I've ever had.

 

[-fish-]

anyone want to weigh in on a dumb argument?

if you were to take live maine lobster and put it in puget sound, what is the likelihood it would survive for any significant period of time? if you say it would die, what do you believe would kill it?

 

[Drifter]

anyone want to weigh in on a dumb argument?if you were to take live maine lobster and put it in puget sound, what is the likelihood it would survive for any significant period of time? if you say it would die, what do you believe would kill it?

In the Sound, the water is shallow enough that I think it would be fine.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Kid: I thought the book might have been wrong.

I'm with the kid.

anyone want to weigh in on a dumb argument?if you were to take live maine lobster and put it in puget sound, what is the likelihood it would survive for any significant period of time? if you say it would die, what do you believe would kill it?

Boredom?

 

[urbanhack]

Finally!!!

4 day week seemed like 6 days. Boom!

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Package received from Guster. A little slice of Cinncy just made its way to SE Michigan:

[*]One container of Procter and Gamble dishwasher tablets

[*]One can of Skyline Chili

[*]One bottle of Montgomery Inn sauce

[*]One can of Loko lemonade flavor

Guster is the best.

got the same thing. I'll save the Four Loko for a special occasion.

Muchos Gracias.

 

[Guster]

Package received from Guster. A little slice of Cinncy just made its way to SE Michigan:

[*]One container of Procter and Gamble dishwasher tablets

[*]One can of Skyline Chili

[*]One bottle of Montgomery Inn sauce

[*]One can of Loko lemonade flavor

Guster is the best.

got the same thing. I'll save the Four Loko for a special occasion.

Muchos Gracias.

De nada. Enjoy!!

 

[Tiger Fan]

There are two people with outstanding twitter requests. If you're one of them, PM me to let me know so I can add you.

P.S. Guster now has they keys

 

[Guster]

There are two people with outstanding twitter requests. If you're one of them, PM me to let me know so I can add you.P.S. Guster now has they keys

Might as well make this thing interesting if I can...

 

[mr. furley]

I would love to try Porkslap Pale Ale

My link

It's delicious I could probably work up a care package.

Oh, I'd be appreciative....and if there is something from the pittsburgh area lemme know.

Trade for Iron City Pounders? I've always been curious since that time with ACP.

bull####

 

[jplvr]

Space-case student after hearing we're going to watch a video on Harriet Tubman.Kid: Didn't she hide kids in the back of car?Me: What? No.Kid: Was it on a bus?Me: Watch the video.Kid: I thought she was the one on the bus...Me: I know you were absent yesterday when we went over the sheet that had the questions about Harriet Tubman on them but you did the sheet the day before right?Kid: YeahMe: Let me see it.Kid hands it over. He answered two very specific questions about Harriet Tubman correctly with answers right from the book.Me: Yesterday you wrote "Harriet Tubman was a former slave that was a 'conductor' on the Underground Railroad (etc)"Kid: Yeah.Me: So what's this stuff about her being in a car or a bus?Kid: I thought the book might have been wrong.Kid is 100% serious. One of the spaciest kids I've ever had.

Thanks, shuke. Why were you banned?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Hello.

 

[Marvin]

So sometime last night, while doing some heavy drinking with some friends, the wife and I agreed that we would meet up with them again tonight. I just spent all day trying to fool my body into thinking that I didn't try to destroy it last night. We're going to this old-school bar. I'm probably going to look like a huge wuss drinking like 3 waters for every beer.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Hello.

 

[mr. furley]

lofl at WVU students going berserk and trying to charge Buzz Williams for "two-stepping" to their theme song after a close Marquette win

 

[Guster]

So sometime last night, while doing some heavy drinking with some friends, the wife and I agreed that we would meet up with them again tonight. I just spent all day trying to fool my body into thinking that I didn't try to destroy it last night. We're going to this old-school bar. I'm probably going to look like a huge wuss drinking like 3 waters for every beer.

Kripster-wannabee

 

[commisholio]

My little sister called last night, she wanted to talk to Cal. I think the last time she saw Cal was when he was 3.

Oh yeah, her new "boyfriend" is this guy. I wish Radical Larry was here. Brong<hi

ETA

I think he is the grandnephew of John McCain.

While he hasn't provided stories yet, it sounds like you can probably add gm's liver to your sig

Man, I don't even know where to start. If I do, it's going to be a LOT to type out. And I don't excel at editing. But there were some absolute uproarious (sp?) (is that even a word?) moments and my sides hurt so much from laughing that I have to seek out some serious business type of folks for the next few days. Oh, and jesus is punishing me now....we're having a girl. Can anybody teach me how to use a shotgun?

I'm hopelessly behind, but congrats GBGM!

 

[kevzilla]

From the bottom of the page:

"Part of the USA Today Sports Media Group"

What means this?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I've been pretty blasé about the whole baby thing so far. I didn't want to get too emotionally invested. I went through one miscarriage with an ex (albeit unknown). My wife's sister had 2 miscarriages in the first 10 weeks. One of my sisters had 2 miscarriages, and another can't even have children. But today we had the 12 week appointment and heard the heartbeat for the first time, so this was a minor victory for us. It got dusty in that room.

We've made it public now. Past "congrats" are already acknowledged. Thanks

 

[commisholio]

I like CDs still - my car doesn't have an i-pod hookup so I still listen to them daily.

Awesome thing, hearing the heartbeat for the first time.

 

[kevzilla]

Good grief, the Santorum thread is a tough slog. Shoot me if I set foot in there again.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Good grief, the Santorum thread is a tough slog. Shoot me if I set foot in there again.

Hell, I'm tying to get through the Braun thread and I'm a Brewer fan

 

[Sarnoff]

So I was walking down Hollywood Blvd with my camera taking shots with some friends, and I saw this thing...

My link

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Thorn wants me to post this

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Thorn wants me to post this

I think you have a drinking problem. I'd like to share it with you.