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GM's thread about nothing (33 Viewers)
- Thread starter General Malaise
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Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
:fantasticposting:
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
proninja
Footballguy
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
:werewolfchat: activated.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Proninja, sorry in advance for the political arguments on your FB page.
Marvin
Footballguy
I figured I'd see what the fuss is about. Not seeing it.
proninja
Footballguy
She's an older lady who's always been really nice to me who I think is completely crazy in her super-republican beliefs. Disagree with her all you want, just be nice. I don't know when I turned into political ######## on facebook, but I feel like all I ever do on there is yell at dumb Republicans.
Jeff Vader
Footballguy
First time I heard this I was drunk and grabbed a bunch of discarded fliers and stood next to a guy, imitating him. My friends started laughing, then one buddy says, "hey Jeff, I think you're making him mad."I had that snap,snap,snap in my head for weeks after my first trip out there.
"Who cares. He's an annoying peddler of bad porn. I could step on his throat in front of a police station and only hear applause." (or something like that)
Amazingly, the guy didn't miss a single beat snapping his fliers. He just kept peddling his smut. Those guys are dedicated.
Jeff Vader
Footballguy
NorvilleBarnes
Footballguy
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Seriously, I never go political on Facebook. But frick, sometimes you just gotta.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Always nice.
proninja
Footballguy
Always nice.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Would it count as BIG GOVERNMENT if they outlawed those guys? It'd make the strip so much better.First time I heard this I was drunk and grabbed a bunch of discarded fliers and stood next to a guy, imitating him. My friends started laughing, then one buddy says, "hey Jeff, I think you're making him mad."
"Who cares. He's an annoying peddler of bad porn. I could step on his throat in front of a police station and only hear applause." (or something like that)
Amazingly, the guy didn't miss a single beat snapping his fliers. He just kept peddling his smut. Those guys are dedicated.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
If anyone craves homoerotic dialogue, I highly recommend a Words with Friends game or ten with Homer.
Jeff Vader
Footballguy
Homer wants to regulate the porn industry? WHAT THE #### IS GOING ON HERE?!?Would it count as BIG GOVERNMENT if they outlawed those guys? It'd make the strip so much better.First time I heard this I was drunk and grabbed a bunch of discarded fliers and stood next to a guy, imitating him. My friends started laughing, then one buddy says, "hey Jeff, I think you're making him mad."
"Who cares. He's an annoying peddler of bad porn. I could step on his throat in front of a police station and only hear applause." (or something like that)
Amazingly, the guy didn't miss a single beat snapping his fliers. He just kept peddling his smut. Those guys are dedicated.
General Malaise
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
oy, make the texts stop please. blackberry just isn't kind to them rolling in 50 at a time.
General Malaise
Footballguy
They lost 78-70 against a 5th grade all girl's team that has played together since 3rd grade. Those girls missed only 1 of 16 questions asked and the one they missed they only missed 2 points out of 5 (partial credit available). 80 is the most you can get if you answer all 16 right. Then, you can steal from the other team when they whiff, so conceivably you could score more than 80 if your opponent kept missing.Kellen's team missed only 2 of 16 and the ones they missed the other team failed to answer, so they were tough questions for sure. I don't think the 5th graders expected a close match; I don't think anybody did. The library was pretty crammed. My mother was there. We got Cooper out of class to watch it. He was just happy to miss spelling. He even had to ask me who won when it was over. Thanks for coming, MaGoo.Kellen's story is one of the cooler things I've read on here in a while.
5th Graders go on to regionals. They'll represent very well. Cool deal for sure.
Guster
Footballguy
They lost 78-70 against a 5th grade all girl's team that has played together since 3rd grade. Those girls missed only 1 of 16 questions asked and the one they missed they only missed 2 points out of 5 (partial credit available). 80 is the most you can get if you answer all 16 right. Then, you can steal from the other team when they whiff, so conceivably you could score more than 80 if your opponent kept missing.Kellen's team missed only 2 of 16 and the ones they missed the other team failed to answer, so they were tough questions for sure. I don't think the 5th graders expected a close match; I don't think anybody did. The library was pretty crammed. My mother was there. We got Cooper out of class to watch it. He was just happy to miss spelling. He even had to ask me who won when it was over. Thanks for coming, MaGoo.Kellen's story is one of the cooler things I've read on here in a while.
You're good people and it's cool hearing stories like the. Before you know it, we'll be talking about the boys graduating high school and which college they're going to. Youre a great dad and I look forward to more stories in the future!!
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General Malaise
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I appreciate it, GB. Course, by the time they graduate, I'll have another group of elementary kid stories to share on page 14,566. FML.They lost 78-70 against a 5th grade all girl's team that has played together since 3rd grade. Those girls missed only 1 of 16 questions asked and the one they missed they only missed 2 points out of 5 (partial credit available). 80 is the most you can get if you answer all 16 right. Then, you can steal from the other team when they whiff, so conceivably you could score more than 80 if your opponent kept missing.Kellen's team missed only 2 of 16 and the ones they missed the other team failed to answer, so they were tough questions for sure. I don't think the 5th graders expected a close match; I don't think anybody did. The library was pretty crammed. My mother was there. We got Cooper out of class to watch it. He was just happy to miss spelling. He even had to ask me who won when it was over. Thanks for coming, MaGoo.Kellen's story is one of the cooler things I've read on here in a while.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
It's especially fun when I'm out with a group of people and have to explain that my internet friends are the ones blowing up my phone.
proninja
Footballguy
I'm starting to feel glad I'm not part of the cool crowdIt's especially fun when I'm out with a group of people and have to explain that my internet friends are the ones blowing up my phone.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Pretty much.I'm starting to feel glad I'm not part of the cool crowdIt's especially fun when I'm out with a group of people and have to explain that my internet friends are the ones blowing up my phone.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Lotsa
in there. The Studs theme made it pretty interesting and fun though. Not sure I'll play again but I could see it happening depending on the theme. It was definitely worth getting my feet wet 
Except the blackberry thing.Just like DaddyThey lost 78-70 against a 5th grade all girl's team that has played together since 3rd grade. Those girls missed only 1 of 16 questions asked and the one they missed they only missed 2 points out of 5 (partial credit available). 80 is the most you can get if you answer all 16 right. Then, you can steal from the other team when they whiff, so conceivably you could score more than 80 if your opponent kept missing.Kellen's team missed only 2 of 16 and the ones they missed the other team failed to answer, so they were tough questions for sure. I don't think the 5th graders expected a close match; I don't think anybody did. The library was pretty crammed. My mother was there. We got Cooper out of class to watch it. He was just happy to miss spelling. He even had to ask me who won when it was over. Thanks for coming, MaGoo.Kellen's story is one of the cooler things I've read on here in a while.
5th Graders go on to regionals. They'll represent very well. Cool deal for sure.
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Homer J Simpson
I don't push
OK, after finally watching the videos from tonight's round of texts, I officially rescind any and all reservations regarding the mass texts.
Awesomeness.
Awesomeness.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
I still have to download 30 of them
That's a lot of texts
Thorn
Footballguy
Exactly. Quit complaining sallys. Or sallies.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Weird B&M friend question...this might be kind of long...
A GB of mine had surgery on his teeth about 3 years ago. He was pretty standoffish about it and almost never smiled afterwards because he was embarrassed about it. Not that he had bad teeth or anything but when we did catch him laughing, he had new teeth and they looked great. We are guessing that it was something deeper than just the surface of his teeth, but whatever.
Fast forward to last March. He said he had to undergo some more surgery and would be out of commission for a while (but never said anything about his teeth/mouth). It got postponed twice and long story short he couldn't make my wedding. No problem, he sent a card stating as such and we completely understood. He did tell us that he would be out of work for at least 6 weeks.
Fast forward to now and none of our group of friends have seen him in almost a year. When we would contact him his only response would be "I can't/won't come out right now". He wouldn't accept invites to come out nor would he allow any home visits (single 36 year old man) He went to Brewer, Packers and Bucks games by himself (and posted pictures on FB), he wouldn't offer any insight as to what was going on. 95% of our "clique" have been friends since grade school. We're a pretty tight-knit group.
His name is Chris. Often we would joke that he would come back to us as Christina, since he was hiding so much. Well, a few GBs were bowling tonight so I went to join them and watch Marquette #### the bed. Halfway through bowling Chris showed up.
He looked the same and everyone was saying "Holy ####! How have you been?! We haven't seen you in almost a year" All he offered was "I've been away"
I didn't press and just asked how he had been doing. I figure that if he wants to tell me/us something, he will. He had 2 beers and called it a night and said "I've got to get back into drinking shape"
I'm not sure what I'm asking, but has anyone ever dealt with a close friend that dropped off the face of the earth for medical reasons, only to show up and not mention anything? This guy does not do drugs, he does not date at all (men or women), doesn't do anything that would be cause for concern, and doesn't live a lifestyle that would lead to a year+ long procedure....I just don't know. I don't want to violate his privacy, yet I'm concerned for my friend.
SOrry for serious-ing up the thread again
A GB of mine had surgery on his teeth about 3 years ago. He was pretty standoffish about it and almost never smiled afterwards because he was embarrassed about it. Not that he had bad teeth or anything but when we did catch him laughing, he had new teeth and they looked great. We are guessing that it was something deeper than just the surface of his teeth, but whatever.
Fast forward to last March. He said he had to undergo some more surgery and would be out of commission for a while (but never said anything about his teeth/mouth). It got postponed twice and long story short he couldn't make my wedding. No problem, he sent a card stating as such and we completely understood. He did tell us that he would be out of work for at least 6 weeks.
Fast forward to now and none of our group of friends have seen him in almost a year. When we would contact him his only response would be "I can't/won't come out right now". He wouldn't accept invites to come out nor would he allow any home visits (single 36 year old man) He went to Brewer, Packers and Bucks games by himself (and posted pictures on FB), he wouldn't offer any insight as to what was going on. 95% of our "clique" have been friends since grade school. We're a pretty tight-knit group.
His name is Chris. Often we would joke that he would come back to us as Christina, since he was hiding so much. Well, a few GBs were bowling tonight so I went to join them and watch Marquette #### the bed. Halfway through bowling Chris showed up.
He looked the same and everyone was saying "Holy ####! How have you been?! We haven't seen you in almost a year" All he offered was "I've been away"
I didn't press and just asked how he had been doing. I figure that if he wants to tell me/us something, he will. He had 2 beers and called it a night and said "I've got to get back into drinking shape"
I'm not sure what I'm asking, but has anyone ever dealt with a close friend that dropped off the face of the earth for medical reasons, only to show up and not mention anything? This guy does not do drugs, he does not date at all (men or women), doesn't do anything that would be cause for concern, and doesn't live a lifestyle that would lead to a year+ long procedure....I just don't know. I don't want to violate his privacy, yet I'm concerned for my friend.
SOrry for serious-ing up the thread again
-fish-
Footballguy
as with almost everything, the answer here is booze. get him drunk, he'll tell you what happened.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Were we separated at birth? Nearly verbatim what I said right after he left.
-fish-
Footballguy
Trying to get through the next 30 days with these guidelines:
[1] No booze;
[ii] No smokes;
[c] No going to bars;
[-] No twentysomethings;
[*]4 days of exercise a week.
I think my body is going to go into shock. There's also the possibility I'll bore myself to death. Flying HJS in to knock some sense into me is an option as well.
[1] No booze;
[ii] No smokes;
[c] No going to bars;
[-] No twentysomethings;
[*]4 days of exercise a week.
I think my body is going to go into shock. There's also the possibility I'll bore myself to death. Flying HJS in to knock some sense into me is an option as well.
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Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
I could do "no smokes" but then again I don't smoke anymore. My wife is 28 so that doesn't count.I'd lose it after #1
Thorn
Footballguy
That is a recipe for disaster. Pick one or two at the most.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
The only people who have spent more time than you looking at that thread are Rude and jeep. Jeep's hooked.
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really?I looked at it for about a minute yesterday trying to find any good Marvin shtick after he said he started playing. Went in today for about 5 seconds and saw two posts that made no sense.was more curious about the S&D shtick than the WW shtick.
slb, could be a ton of things. I don't want to assume the worst here, but it could be depression, a serious illness, or something else where he felt maybe that he was in no shape to be around others.Just offer him up a "Hey, it was great seeing you again the other night. If you ever need to talk, grab a beer, chase some tail, whatever, let me know and I'm here for you"If he reaches out, he reaches out. If not, not much you can do about it.You'll notice that as you get older, people grow apart and change. There are married friends, and non-married friends. Friends with children, friends without children. You kind of have to alter your plans as to the types of friends you're hanging out with, and once childhood buddies will drift apart as lives change. I could go on and on about my younger friends (whom I still keep in touch with), but how everyone has drifted apart. Friends that live 5 miles from one another don't see each other but every few years. Just happens.
B-Deep
Footballguy
that's what tufnel said
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Most of us won't judge you for being bi-curious.'Aaron Rudnicki said:
CANAWIT>WAIT!
llolI don't want anyone to think I'm trying to rip off studs' shtick. Alias exists solely for the purpose of modding that game. I just forgot who I was logged in as.
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