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I deleted my meltdown posts. Preciate the redacted replies.

I read over the 3 page word doc which was surprisingly coherent. GB the red, squiggly underlining everytime you misspell some #### in there. Ain't no damn way I'm sending that electronically, and I doubt I share it at all. It was cathardic however, and I can actually learn from it going forward there was some introspection into my life as well.

Thanks for the concern. I'm pretty sure my sister is about to hate me for the forseeable future, but it has to be done. I'm not talking about anything crazy by the way, just some conversations which need to happen.

 
About 15 years ago, my old man was drinking at a random bar in Mexico. He was sitting at a bar and this grey-hair sits next to him. After about 2 hours of bull####ting the guy finally asked "Do you know who I am?"My dad said "Yeah, your Bill Parcells, right?"Parcells was so impressed that a gringo didn't freak out right away that he ended up paying for my parents entire weekend. I think they ended up saving like 2 grand.
Now THAT is a cool story.
 
I deleted my meltdown posts. Preciate the redacted replies.I read over the 3 page word doc which was surprisingly coherent. GB the red, squiggly underlining everytime you misspell some #### in there. Ain't no damn way I'm sending that electronically, and I doubt I share it at all. It was cathardic however, and I can actually learn from it going forward there was some introspection into my life as well.Thanks for the concern. I'm pretty sure my sister is about to hate me for the forseeable future, but it has to be done. I'm not talking about anything crazy by the way, just some conversations which need to happen.
Just reading those posts made me drunk.Good luck, dude.
 
About 15 years ago, my old man was drinking at a random bar in Mexico. He was sitting at a bar and this grey-hair sits next to him. After about 2 hours of bull####ting the guy finally asked "Do you know who I am?"My dad said "Yeah, your Bill Parcells, right?"Parcells was so impressed that a gringo didn't freak out right away that he ended up paying for my parents entire weekend. I think they ended up saving like 2 grand.
Now THAT is a cool story.
Best part is, they never talked about football. They talked investing. And to this day my dad still hates Bill Parcells as a football guy. But he'll be the first to tell you that Parcells is an "awesome person" :lmao:
 
Man, I'm bummed. I tried to use my laptop to make a video doing a shot today and did so, but I can't figure out how to make the sound work. Salut!
Essentially I was letting Thorn and Stryker know that REAL men do their shots on Sunday, not Saturday night. And to prove my point, I poured myself the only hard liquor I have in the house - Gin. I drank all the scotch last night. :bag: I also showed you all my naked lady shot glass that my boss gave me and said that's why my boss is better than your boss. As you can tell, the shot of gin tasted about as good as it sounds and I chased it with coffee, again telling you that it was all I had with me. I guess I could have poured myself some tap water, but that's not what real men do. That's for guys who eat pancakes.
 
Man, I'm bummed. I tried to use my laptop to make a video doing a shot today and did so, but I can't figure out how to make the sound work. Salut!
Essentially I was letting Thorn and Stryker know that REAL men do their shots on Sunday, not Saturday night. And to prove my point, I poured myself the only hard liquor I have in the house - Gin. I drank all the scotch last night. :bag: I also showed you all my naked lady shot glass that my boss gave me and said that's why my boss is better than your boss. As you can tell, the shot of gin tasted about as good as it sounds and I chased it with coffee, again telling you that it was all I had with me. I guess I could have poured myself some tap water, but that's not what real men do. That's for guys who eat pancakes.
:lmao: I"m crying because I was laughing so hard at the face you made. I didn't even need sound

:lmao:

 
I sat next to Larry Wilcox once on the way to Sunnyvale. He was nice. Liquored up, but nice.

Unplanned additional trip to the field today. :pickle:

 
Famous people I've drank with:

YouTube superstar and Attorney to the stars (in Maine): Thorn

And former Boston Celtics Big Baby Davis and JR Giddens. I don't even think JR Giddens is still in the league but I have a great story about drinking with him in a hotel bar and he was my wing-man for night. I gotta go take dump right now but I'll post the Giddens story later, or maybe I'll PM the story to GM and he can then tell the story to all of you via YouTube.

 
i'm in a super-boring statistical modeling training class monday, tuesday and wednesday this week. i should have lots of time to do research for my brackets!

 
'Frostillicus said:
So you guys probably don't know this but Florida has a lot of fresh seafood you can buy and cook and stuff. So the other night my parents picked up some fresh shrimp and grouper and told me to make it for them because they know I like to try to be a cook and they are good at beef stew and casseroles and stuff. So I made chili-lime shrimp and almond-crusted grouper. Oh my god. So amazing. My dad has talked about the meal twice today and my mom told me when she woke up in the middle of the night she found herself thinking about the meal. I'm awesome.

so tomorrow they're going to get shrimp again and sea bass. Going to go with a garlic shrimp and a spice rubbed sea bass with a lemon butter sauce. I'm hungr.y
Good stuff, Frost. I love cooking fresh seafood. Cannot beat it, IMO.An easy easy easy fun shrimp dish:

Leave 'em peeled. Pour two beers into a sauce pan. Add a bunch of Tony's, some garlic if you like. Bring a boil. Add in the shrimp. Bring it back to a boil. Shut it off, cover for another minute. Total cook time is like 3-5 minutes tops. Don't over cook it.

Huge crowd pleaser and so simple to make. :thumbup:
replace beers with butter and they'll be even better ;)
 
Showed up at 9:15 for an 11:15 doctors appointment, hoping they could fit me in. So far I have been severely wrong.

It's been interesting to watch the flow of people coming into the office. Let's just say they aren't the fittest and/or brightest. I need to lose 20 more pounds, and i am the thinnest person in this room by far. Then there is the woman who has an appointment for the 19th, but she is defiant that her appointment is today. She finally just sits down staring into space, unwilling to leave, so the receptionist finally caves and fits her in. I guess that's why they are at the doctors office.

 
so who is the resident NCAA hoops guy now? I'm looking to blindly copy a bracket from someone in the know for local pool (no FBGs involved)

:thanks:

 
'Frostillicus said:
So you guys probably don't know this but Florida has a lot of fresh seafood you can buy and cook and stuff. So the other night my parents picked up some fresh shrimp and grouper and told me to make it for them because they know I like to try to be a cook and they are good at beef stew and casseroles and stuff. So I made chili-lime shrimp and almond-crusted grouper. Oh my god. So amazing. My dad has talked about the meal twice today and my mom told me when she woke up in the middle of the night she found herself thinking about the meal. I'm awesome.so tomorrow they're going to get shrimp again and sea bass. Going to go with a garlic shrimp and a spice rubbed sea bass with a lemon butter sauce. I'm hungr.y
Do you have a recipe for the almond crusted grouper?I never know what to do with the almonds and grouper....meaning what sauce to use to make the two stick together. It's crazy how expensive grouper is considering it's caught right here in Florida. I've seen it for close to $20/pound in Publix.
 
'Frostillicus said:
So you guys probably don't know this but Florida has a lot of fresh seafood you can buy and cook and stuff. So the other night my parents picked up some fresh shrimp and grouper and told me to make it for them because they know I like to try to be a cook and they are good at beef stew and casseroles and stuff. So I made chili-lime shrimp and almond-crusted grouper. Oh my god. So amazing. My dad has talked about the meal twice today and my mom told me when she woke up in the middle of the night she found herself thinking about the meal. I'm awesome.

so tomorrow they're going to get shrimp again and sea bass. Going to go with a garlic shrimp and a spice rubbed sea bass with a lemon butter sauce. I'm hungr.y
Do you have a recipe for the almond crusted grouper?I never know what to do with the almonds and grouper....meaning what sauce to use to make the two stick together. It's crazy how expensive grouper is considering it's caught right here in Florida. I've seen it for close to $20/pound in Publix.
A few years ago, I channeled my inner GM and went nuts on a Publix manager. If there would have been a rope stand around, I would've tossed it through the glass case with all the fish. I had the manager ready to fight me also, because I called him a thief several times to his face. When he walked up, I was basically already telling an old lady they were trying to steal her money and he overheard this.You have to be careful buying fish at Publix. They sell a lot of their stuff by the pound, but back then, you would also see stuff listed by the piece and listed at a fairly normal price you'd see if it were listed by the pound. One fateful day, I decided I was in the mood for Mahi Mahi as I shopped in my nearest Publix. I walked up to the counter, saw $7.99 on the ticket, and thought nothing of it. I got home, fired up the grill, and started to prepare dinner. After putting the fish on the grill, I went to throw away the wrapper and just happened to notice the sticker: $24 per pound. WTMF? $7.99 was written on the wrapper and I quickly pieced together the information.

I took my dinner off the grill, re-wrapped it and made my way to the store. I went to the meat department, and when the first person came up to great me, I quickly made it known this was going to be an issue for someone above their pay grade. While they were fetching him, a nice little lady walked up and we struck up a conversation. I began to instruct her on what to look out for when buying there. As the manager arrived, she was leaving saying, "I think I'll just go somewhere else to buy fish as I can't believe they're doing this." The manager's first words to me were, "what do you think you're doing?" I said, "I'm trying to make sure you don't steal from anyone else." It got to the point we were yelling at each other, and I seriously thought he was going to swing at one point as I called him a thief several times.

I even wrote a letter to the company which I saved but recently lost when we upgraded software here at the office. I'm not going to say that I single handedly changed the practice, but now when I go to that store, if things are listed by the pound, those prices are listed on a green card. If they are listed by the piece, it's listed on a blue card. They're still doing it, but now they at least give you another clue they are robbing you.

I've seen it as bad as them selling salmon with no seasoning or marinade for $11.99 per pound, and then selling 6oz pieces of "bourbon salmon" by the piece for $11.99 per piece. The price per pound was listed in fine print under the big bold lettering of $11.99, but that's some serious bourbon they're using to create a piece of fish worth $30+. I've seen tuna sold by the piece translating into $40+ per pound in this place, and yes, for a couple of years, I would point this out to random people looking to buy fish at this store on a whim. I've probably run off 50 different people who were looking to buy fish there.

I take a cooler with me when I go to visit my friend in Pensacola. There's a place called Joe Patti's there. Grouper is always under $10 per pound. Yellowfin tuna is about $12 per pound. I bring it home, vacuum seal it, and freeze it. 2 months later, it thaws quickly, and is better than anything I can get locally and at least half the price.

 
'Frostillicus said:
So you guys probably don't know this but Florida has a lot of fresh seafood you can buy and cook and stuff. So the other night my parents picked up some fresh shrimp and grouper and told me to make it for them because they know I like to try to be a cook and they are good at beef stew and casseroles and stuff. So I made chili-lime shrimp and almond-crusted grouper. Oh my god. So amazing. My dad has talked about the meal twice today and my mom told me when she woke up in the middle of the night she found herself thinking about the meal. I'm awesome.

so tomorrow they're going to get shrimp again and sea bass. Going to go with a garlic shrimp and a spice rubbed sea bass with a lemon butter sauce. I'm hungr.y
Do you have a recipe for the almond crusted grouper?I never know what to do with the almonds and grouper....meaning what sauce to use to make the two stick together. It's crazy how expensive grouper is considering it's caught right here in Florida. I've seen it for close to $20/pound in Publix.
A few years ago, I channeled my inner GM and went nuts on a Publix manager. If there would have been a rope stand around, I would've tossed it through the glass case with all the fish. I had the manager ready to fight me also, because I called him a thief several times to his face. When he walked up, I was basically already telling an old lady they were trying to steal her money and he overheard this.You have to be careful buying fish at Publix. They sell a lot of their stuff by the pound, but back then, you would also see stuff listed by the piece and listed at a fairly normal price you'd see if it were listed by the pound. One fateful day, I decided I was in the mood for Mahi Mahi as I shopped in my nearest Publix. I walked up to the counter, saw $7.99 on the ticket, and thought nothing of it. I got home, fired up the grill, and started to prepare dinner. After putting the fish on the grill, I went to throw away the wrapper and just happened to notice the sticker: $24 per pound. WTMF? $7.99 was written on the wrapper and I quickly pieced together the information.

I took my dinner off the grill, re-wrapped it and made my way to the store. I went to the meat department, and when the first person came up to great me, I quickly made it known this was going to be an issue for someone above their pay grade. While they were fetching him, a nice little lady walked up and we struck up a conversation. I began to instruct her on what to look out for when buying there. As the manager arrived, she was leaving saying, "I think I'll just go somewhere else to buy fish as I can't believe they're doing this." The manager's first words to me were, "what do you think you're doing?" I said, "I'm trying to make sure you don't steal from anyone else." It got to the point we were yelling at each other, and I seriously thought he was going to swing at one point as I called him a thief several times.

I even wrote a letter to the company which I saved but recently lost when we upgraded software here at the office. I'm not going to say that I single handedly changed the practice, but now when I go to that store, if things are listed by the pound, those prices are listed on a green card. If they are listed by the piece, it's listed on a blue card. They're still doing it, but now they at least give you another clue they are robbing you.

I've seen it as bad as them selling salmon with no seasoning or marinade for $11.99 per pound, and then selling 6oz pieces of "bourbon salmon" by the piece for $11.99 per piece. The price per pound was listed in fine print under the big bold lettering of $11.99, but that's some serious bourbon they're using to create a piece of fish worth $30+. I've seen tuna sold by the piece translating into $40+ per pound in this place, and yes, for a couple of years, I would point this out to random people looking to buy fish at this store on a whim. I've probably run off 50 different people who were looking to buy fish there.

I take a cooler with me when I go to visit my friend in Pensacola. There's a place called Joe Patti's there. Grouper is always under $10 per pound. Yellowfin tuna is about $12 per pound. I bring it home, vacuum seal it, and freeze it. 2 months later, it thaws quickly, and is better than anything I can get locally and at least half the price.
My local markets have ads for fish that look like good deals until you read the small print and see that the price is for 5oz. portions and not pounds. Sneaky.
 
I was freaking shimalantered last night. I stumbled upon something called "Inspirational Ministries" on TV and the guy was asking people to send in $1,000 to do the lord's work. I called and pretended to be an old lady for about 45 seconds before screaming into the phone like a lunatic. I woke up everybody in the house. My wife made me go to bed. :lmao:
oh my god :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Giggling like a school girl at my desk.
 
We had another fund raiser for our Relay for Life team yesterday. Basically I got a band (friend of mine is the singer) to play at a local bar for a $5 cover/donation. We also raffled off about 10 different things. Top prize was a golf package with 2 green fees, 2 shirts, a dozen Titelist balls, and a Taylor Made putter. Worst prize was a framed Bobby Labonte autographed poster. The guy who won it thought it was a Matt Leblanc poster at first. We made just over $1000 and I got shammered. :thumbup:

 
How did he usually do with the ladies? You say he's 36 and single and insanely self-conscious. Is this a 'quiet & rarely dates' single or a 'swinging Guster/Zooks' single?
Quiet and rarely dates. He asks me for advice on women all the time. He's just way to shy/unconfident.We texted a bit today and I told him that whatever the issue is, isn't important (that can't be grammatically correct, right?). I told him "You're my friend and I respect your privacy. But don't be a stranger and don't ever feel that you'll be judged for anything" and I left it at that.

I had some GBs over to watch basketball tourney games and play cards tonight so he stopped by. He acted like his normal self and not uncomfortable like last night. Again, we didn't press why he's been off the grid for a year. We all know it was a medical issue and have pretty much conceded the fact that he won't tell us until we get him buzzed up in a few years. We all agreed that the situation is strange but we should leave it alone.

I was a bit buzzed when I typed that up last night. Probably made a bigger deal out of it than I meant to.
This is very big of you. :thumbup: The reason I ask is because your first sentence describes my freshman year roommate, before he accepted that he was forcing himself toward women because he was lonely, and he was lonely because he couldn't admit that he was into guys. Once he finally accepted it he was reborn. He smiled all the time, became outgoing, and in general was just a much, much happier person.

Have you considered that your friend might be gay? Maybe over the past year he either -

1. Accepted it and collapsed in depression & (hopefully) went to therapy and is trying to reintegrate into his life, and is waiting for an opportune time to reveal it.

2. Accepted it, met a guy, then it ended and he went crawling back to his "old" life.

Obviously I'm only seeing 10% of the picture here. I just thought I'd throw it out there in case you overlooked it.

Gay dudes accepting themselves is real tough. Coming out is like suicide for some of them: it's a complete shattering of their identity. The problem is that not coming out is insanely stressful and very depressing. It can really eat up a guy.
WAIT...you told me you lived in a single your freshman year of college.
 
Man, I'm bummed. I tried to use my laptop to make a video doing a shot today and did so, but I can't figure out how to make the sound work. Salut!
TALK INTO THE MICROPHONE THINGY!!!1!!
Here's what I don't understand. My wife uses my computer to Skype with her family and we can video talk no problem. But I go to take a video of myself and nothing. What's the deal? Do I need to buy a mic?
 
We had another fund raiser for our Relay for Life team yesterday. Basically I got a band (friend of mine is the singer) to play at a local bar for a $5 cover/donation. We also raffled off about 10 different things. Top prize was a golf package with 2 green fees, 2 shirts, a dozen Titelist balls, and a Taylor Made putter. Worst prize was a framed Bobby Labonte autographed poster. The guy who won it thought it was a Matt Leblanc poster at first. We made just over $1000 and I got shammered. :thumbup:
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
 
Out of the doctor's office. I guess high blood pressure causes headaches. Who knew?

When can we start using GMTAN as our medical history? It would have saved me 10 mins if my doctor would have just read this.

 
Man, I'm bummed. I tried to use my laptop to make a video doing a shot today and did so, but I can't figure out how to make the sound work. Salut!
TALK INTO THE MICROPHONE THINGY!!!1!!
Here's what I don't understand. My wife uses my computer to Skype with her family and we can video talk no problem. But I go to take a video of myself and nothing. What's the deal? Do I need to buy a mic?
anyone? :unsure:
 

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