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Did I mention how we went to Cuba with a dozen 80-year-olds Jewish people? Have I mentioned that now I've found myself on the e-mail spam lists of a dozen 80-year-olds Jews who now send 10+ e-mails today about "Jewish trivia" or "why I'm boiling mad about Syria"? :rant:

 
Did I mention how we went to Cuba with a dozen 80-year-olds Jewish people? Have I mentioned that now I've found myself on the e-mail spam lists of a dozen 80-year-olds Jews who now send 10+ e-mails today about "Jewish trivia" or "why I'm boiling mad about Syria"? :rant:
Fictitious thread needed here.
 
Sees FB pic of Zooks and the 22 year old.......MUST NOT COMMENT...MUST NOT COMMENT....MUST NOT COMMENT...
I see I'm way late to this party. :kicksrick:
I noticed that they were awfully familiar looking in that pic. Bodies turned in and touching, etcAre you two "out" yet or still trying to keep the secret from people?
:lmao: Christ, definitely not out, hence the reason SofaKing's comment was immediately deleted once he posted it. The Credit Union she works at sponsored the Chamber networking thing last night and she was in charge of it since she's in charge of sales and marketing. She told me this morning that she was going to put up pics from last night on the Credit Union's FB page including the one of her and I. I didn't think it was a big deal, but then she put up the pictures on her own page and tagged me in our picture. We both got absolutely hammered at the event last night so we were both kind of hanging today. So we both got out of work early today and she came over so we could nap (among other things, including a masturbation contest, 22 year olds are fun) We both get FaceBook notification messages on our phones. So as we're laying there we both get a notification on our phone which was my sister in law commenting on the picture saying that I looked like my other brother, Billy. We kinda laughed and then I asked if it was a good idea that she put this picture up and she said it was fine because most people know that she and I are friends (hell, she lives down the street from me, with her parents of course) So a little while later we both get beeps on our phones and I didn't bother checking my phone but she said "oh, somebody commented on the picture" and then she said "who's (SofaKing's real name) and at first I wasn't sure who it was but I knew it was a name from the GMTAN and I immediately panicked at what might have been written. All he wrote was "Interesting.." I was relieved but keep in mind that picture is also on her FB Wall which her boyfriend monitors like a hawk. She asked who he was again and why he would say "interesting", I had to do some quick thinking. I had to make sure that she didn't think I told anyone about "us" and I had to try to figure out how to explain who Sofa was without using the phrase "friend from the internet". I quickly said that Sofa was a friend of my brother and he probably said "interesting" in reference to my sister in law's comment about me looking like my brother. She laughed and "oh yeah thats probably it". PHEW!!!! But then she said, "wait, John (her boyfriend) is definitely going to be wondering about that comment". So I said I'd delete the comment but didn't know how to, but she showed me and the comment was gone faster than a Tanner alias.Now her parents were also at the event last night as they own their own business and just joined the Chamber. 22 YO does not do a great job of disguising our relationship when she is drinking. As I'm in the middle of telling a joke to bunch of 50 year old guys that are the executives of most of the major businesses in the area, she walks up and hands me her car keys and asks me to hold them in my pocket for her as she rubbed my arm. She walked away and all of these older gentlemen were in shock as to what they just saw. I avoided her parents throughout the night and tried to make sure that I wasn't talking to 22 YO while her parents were nearby. So after 22 YO left my house today around 6PM to go home, I get a text from her about 15 minutes later saying "my parents just sat me down and grilled me about what I was doing with you". I asked what she said and she told me explained to them that she knows me because I work for a competitor and I'm always at these Chamber events and that she knows a lot of people from my bank and that I was just a nice guy she became friends with but nothing was going on. Her parents bought it. I then texted her asking "so I take it you didn't tell them about the masturbation contest we had today?" So, it would be great for me if no one made comments on FB regarding me and 22 YO. Don't worry Sofa, your comment wasn't a big deal but I had to delete it, sorry about that. :lmao: Almost forgot this part. When we were laying in bed looking at the FB pic on her phone, she noticed that GM "LIKED" the picture. She said GM's real name to me and then said "is that his real name, or is that another friend with a made up name like that Cat-Fur Bob guy?"
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
Is Cal really awful, or is USF way better than I thought?
Pac-12 and all West Coast teams are a good bet against. I'm going to pre-spend my tax return and bet it all on UNLV over Colorado. LOVE WVU over Gonazaga. Think St. Mary's is in trouble too. I think Long Beach will be the only team in the Pacific Time Zone alive in the Sweet 16.
 
Did you guys ever notice that Crunch Berries make your poop green? Not like a slightly greenish hue, but to the point where it looks like the hulk drank a keg of green beer and unloaded an extraordinarily angry deuce in your bowl.

Just an observation.

 
Upsets:

UNLV to sweet 16

Notre Dame

St.Louis

UVA

W.Va to sweet 16

I also have Wisconsin in my final 4. :shrug:
Me plus you, I'ma tell you one timeMe plus you, I'ma tell you one time

Me plus you, I'ma tell you one time

One time, one time

When I met you girl my heart went knock knock

Now them butterflies in my stomach won't stop stop

And even though it's a struggle love is all we got

And we gon' keep keep climbing to the mountain top

Your world is my world

And my fight is your fight

My breath is your breath

And your heart

And girl you're my one love, my one heart

My one life for sure

Let me tell you one time

(Girl, I love, girl I love you)

I'ma tell you one time

(Girl, I love, girl I love you)

And I'ma be your one guy

You'll be my #1 girl

Always making time for you

I'ma tell you one time

(Girl, I love, girl I love you)

I'ma tell you one time

(Girl, I love, girl I love you)

You look so deep, you know that it humbles me

You're by my side, them troubles them not trouble me

Many have called but the chosen is you

Whatever you want shawty I'll give it to you

Your world is my world

And my fight is your fight

My breath is your breath

(From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/j/justin-bieber-lyrics/one-time-lyrics.html)

And your heart

And girl you're my one love, my one heart

My one life for sure

Let me tell you one time

(Girl, I love, girl I love you)

I'ma tell you one time

(Girl, I love, girl I love you)

And I'ma be your one guy

You'll be my #1 girl

Always making time for you

I'ma tell you one time

(Girl, I love, girl I love you)

I'ma tell you one time

(Girl, I love, girl I love you)

Shawty right there

She's got everything I need

And I'ma tell her one time

Give you everything you need down to my last dime

She makes me happy

I know where I'll be

Right by your side

'Cause she is the one

And girl you're my one love, my one heart

My one life for sure

Let me tell you one time

(Girl, I love, girl I love you)

I'ma tell you one time

(Girl, I love, girl I love you)

And I'ma be your one guy

You'll be my #1 girl

Always making time for you

I'ma tell you one time

(Girl, I love, girl I love you)

I'ma tell you one time

(Girl, I love, girl I love you)

Me plus you, I'ma tell you one time

Me plus you, I'ma tell you one time

Me plus you, I'ma tell you one time

One time, one time

 
Upsets:

UNLV to sweet 16

Notre Dame

St.Louis

UVA

W.Va to sweet 16

I also have Wisconsin in my final 4. :shrug:
Me plus you, I'ma tell you one timeMe plus you, I'ma tell you one time

Me plus you, I'ma tell you one time

One time, one time

When I met you girl my heart went knock knock

Now them butterflies in my stomach won't stop stop

And even though it's a struggle love is all we got

And we gon' keep keep climbing to the mountain top

Your world is my world

And my fight is your fight

My breath is your breath

And your heart

And girl you're my one love, my one heart

My one life for sure

Let me tell you one time

(Girl, I love, girl I love you)

I'ma tell you one time

(Girl, I love, girl I love you)

And I'ma be your one guy

You'll be my #1 girl

Always making time for you

I'ma tell you one time

(Girl, I love, girl I love you)

I'ma tell you one time

(Girl, I love, girl I love you)

You look so deep, you know that it humbles me

You're by my side, them troubles them not trouble me

Many have called but the chosen is you

Whatever you want shawty I'll give it to you

Your world is my world

And my fight is your fight

My breath is your breath

(From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/j/justin-bieber-lyrics/one-time-lyrics.html)

And your heart

And girl you're my one love, my one heart

My one life for sure

Let me tell you one time

(Girl, I love, girl I love you)

I'ma tell you one time

(Girl, I love, girl I love you)

And I'ma be your one guy

You'll be my #1 girl

Always making time for you

I'ma tell you one time

(Girl, I love, girl I love you)

I'ma tell you one time

(Girl, I love, girl I love you)

Shawty right there

She's got everything I need

And I'ma tell her one time

Give you everything you need down to my last dime

She makes me happy

I know where I'll be

Right by your side

'Cause she is the one

And girl you're my one love, my one heart

My one life for sure

Let me tell you one time

(Girl, I love, girl I love you)

I'ma tell you one time

(Girl, I love, girl I love you)

And I'ma be your one guy

You'll be my #1 girl

Always making time for you

I'ma tell you one time

(Girl, I love, girl I love you)

I'ma tell you one time

(Girl, I love, girl I love you)

Me plus you, I'ma tell you one time

Me plus you, I'ma tell you one time

Me plus you, I'ma tell you one time

One time, one time
Y U SO GAY?!?
 
Upsets:

Notre Dame
to beat Duke?
You know you love me, I know you careJust shout whenever, and I'll be there

You are my love, you are my heart

And we will never, ever, ever be apart

Are we an item? Girl, quit playin'

"We're just friends," what are you sayin'?

Said "there's another," and looked right in my eyes

My first love broke my heart for the first time

And I was like baby, baby, baby, oh

Like baby, baby, baby, no

Like baby, baby, baby, oh

I thought you'd always be mine, mine

Baby, baby, baby, oh

Like baby, baby, baby, no

Like baby, baby, baby, oh

I thought you'd always be mine, mine

For you, I would have done whatever

And I just can't believe we're here together

And I wanna play it cool, but I'm losin' you

I'll buy you anything, I'll buy you any ring

And I'm in pieces, baby fix me

And just shake me 'til you wake me from this bad dream

I'm goin' down, down, down, down

And I just can't believe my first love won't be around

And I'm like baby, baby, baby, oh

Like baby, baby, baby, no

( From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/j/justin-bieber-lyrics/baby-lyrics.html )

Like baby, baby, baby, oh

I thought you'd always be mine, mine

Baby, baby, baby, oh

Like baby, baby, baby, no

Like baby, baby, baby, oh

I thought you'd always be mine, mine

When I was 13, I had my first love

There was nobody that compared to my baby

And nobody came between us who could ever come above

She had me going crazy, oh I was starstruck

She woke me up daily, don't need no Starbucks

She made my heart pound

I skip a beat when I see her in the street

And at school on the playground

But I really wanna see her on a weekend

She know she got me dazin' 'cause she was so amazin'

And now my heart is breakin' but I just keep on sayin'

Baby, baby, baby, oh

Like baby, baby, baby, no

Like baby, baby, baby, oh

I thought you'd always be mine, mine

Baby, baby, baby, oh

Like baby, baby, baby, no

Like baby, baby, baby, oh

I thought you'd always be mine, mine

I'm all gone

(Yeah, yeah, yeah)

(Yeah, yeah, yeah)

Now I'm all gone

(Yeah, yeah, yeah)

(Yeah, yeah, yeah)

Now I'm all gone

(Yeah, yeah, yeah)

(Yeah, yeah, yeah)

Now I'm all gone, gone, gone, gone

I'm gone

 
Upsets:

Notre Dame
to beat Duke?
You know you love me, I know you careJust shout whenever, and I'll be there

You are my love, you are my heart

And we will never, ever, ever be apart

Are we an item? Girl, quit playin'

"We're just friends," what are you sayin'?

Said "there's another," and looked right in my eyes

My first love broke my heart for the first time

And I was like baby, baby, baby, oh

Like baby, baby, baby, no

Like baby, baby, baby, oh

I thought you'd always be mine, mine

Baby, baby, baby, oh

Like baby, baby, baby, no

Like baby, baby, baby, oh

I thought you'd always be mine, mine

For you, I would have done whatever

And I just can't believe we're here together

And I wanna play it cool, but I'm losin' you

I'll buy you anything, I'll buy you any ring

And I'm in pieces, baby fix me

And just shake me 'til you wake me from this bad dream

I'm goin' down, down, down, down

And I just can't believe my first love won't be around

And I'm like baby, baby, baby, oh

Like baby, baby, baby, no

( From: http://www.elyrics.n...aby-lyrics.html )

Like baby, baby, baby, oh

I thought you'd always be mine, mine

Baby, baby, baby, oh

Like baby, baby, baby, no

Like baby, baby, baby, oh

I thought you'd always be mine, mine

When I was 13, I had my first love

There was nobody that compared to my baby

And nobody came between us who could ever come above

She had me going crazy, oh I was starstruck

She woke me up daily, don't need no Starbucks

She made my heart pound

I skip a beat when I see her in the street

And at school on the playground

But I really wanna see her on a weekend

She know she got me dazin' 'cause she was so amazin'

And now my heart is breakin' but I just keep on sayin'

Baby, baby, baby, oh

Like baby, baby, baby, no

Like baby, baby, baby, oh

I thought you'd always be mine, mine

Baby, baby, baby, oh

Like baby, baby, baby, no

Like baby, baby, baby, oh

I thought you'd always be mine, mine

I'm all gone

(Yeah, yeah, yeah)

(Yeah, yeah, yeah)

Now I'm all gone

(Yeah, yeah, yeah)

(Yeah, yeah, yeah)

Now I'm all gone

(Yeah, yeah, yeah)

(Yeah, yeah, yeah)

Now I'm all gone, gone, gone, gone

I'm gone
UC-Bakersfield didn't make the tournament?
 
Got in the Beanbag pool, but can someone please enlighten me on WTF the scoring system is. Looked like a string of numbers from Pi.

 
Got in the Beanbag pool, but can someone please enlighten me on WTF the scoring system is. Looked like a string of numbers from Pi.
Rich Girl lyrics (feat. Soulja Boy)She's a rich girl

Buying all the clothes

Wrist full of gold

You already know

She's a rich girl

Yeah, she's got cash

Pocket so thick

She ain't even gotta ask

Shes a rich girl

Rich girl

Shes a rich girl

Rich girl

Aye oh Aye oh Aye oh

When I met you girl

I tried to pay for dinner

Pulled out your card

I thought I had a winner

She said

Boy I got it

Then I said no

But I like a girl who's in control

She's my rich girl

Rich girl

She rides a barbie phantom

She lives in a barbie mansion

She's a rich girl

She got a lot of money

She credit card shawty

She credit card shopping

man Look good when she shoppin

Man she look good when she talking and she walkin

She walk like a model

She shop like a balla

She shop like a NFL, NBA, high school scholar

She's a rich girl

Buying all the clothes

Wrist full of gold

You already know

Shes a rich girl

Yeah, she's got cash

Pocket so thick

She ain't even gotta ask

Shes a rich girl

Rich girl

Shes a rich girl

Rich girl

Aye oh Aye oh Aye oh

21st birthday she got a louis mercedes

Drive top

Oh my god

Baby, I think I love you

Girl, I know you rich

and you know I rich so

Together we build things

Ill lend you it is empty

You can get it cuz I got plenty

Everyday, all night

[From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/j/justin-bieber-lyrics/rich-girl-(Feat.-soulja-boy)-lyrics.html]

you with me

And we ballin' yeah

She's a rich girl

Buying all the clothes

Wrist full of gold

You already know

She's a rich girl

Yeah, she's got cash

Pocket so thick

She ain't even gotta ask

She's a rich girl

Rich girl

She's a rich girl

Rich girl

Aye oh Aye oh Aye oh

Can't make you my queen

When I first met her

I didn't even have anything

She had more money than me

She wasn't a rich girl

grew up in a messed up world

And when i met her

She didn't think less of me

She get the bigger picture

She know we both --

We can't take it with us

We belong together

Yeah she's so special

Shes my rich girl

but if she was broke

I would still..

and my net froze

I told her I was hot

She told me that she cold

We are a tornado so we spin across the globe

I make money every day

& everybody surely knows

I'm a rich boy

a young pretty guy

Shes pretty fly

Shes pretty high

We're high together

we Make change whether x2

Hopes and I love her

She's a rich girl

Buying all the clothes

Wrist full of gold

You already know

Shes a rich girl

Yeah, she's got cash

Pocket so thick

She ain't even gotta ask

Shes a rich girl

Rich girl

Shes a rich girl

Rich girl

Soulja Boy I tell him

Aye yo aye yo aye yo

RICH GIRL!

 
Upsets:

Notre Dame
to beat Duke?
You know you love me, I know you careJust shout whenever, and I'll be there

You are my love, you are my heart

And we will never, ever, ever be apart

Are we an item? Girl, quit playin'

"We're just friends," what are you sayin'?

Said "there's another," and looked right in my eyes

My first love broke my heart for the first time

And I was like baby, baby, baby, oh

Like baby, baby, baby, no

Like baby, baby, baby, oh

I thought you'd always be mine, mine

Baby, baby, baby, oh

Like baby, baby, baby, no

Like baby, baby, baby, oh

I thought you'd always be mine, mine

For you, I would have done whatever

And I just can't believe we're here together

And I wanna play it cool, but I'm losin' you

I'll buy you anything, I'll buy you any ring

And I'm in pieces, baby fix me

And just shake me 'til you wake me from this bad dream

I'm goin' down, down, down, down

And I just can't believe my first love won't be around

And I'm like baby, baby, baby, oh

Like baby, baby, baby, no

( From: http://www.elyrics.n...aby-lyrics.html )

Like baby, baby, baby, oh

I thought you'd always be mine, mine

Baby, baby, baby, oh

Like baby, baby, baby, no

Like baby, baby, baby, oh

I thought you'd always be mine, mine

When I was 13, I had my first love

There was nobody that compared to my baby

And nobody came between us who could ever come above

She had me going crazy, oh I was starstruck

She woke me up daily, don't need no Starbucks

She made my heart pound

I skip a beat when I see her in the street

And at school on the playground

But I really wanna see her on a weekend

She know she got me dazin' 'cause she was so amazin'

And now my heart is breakin' but I just keep on sayin'

Baby, baby, baby, oh

Like baby, baby, baby, no

Like baby, baby, baby, oh

I thought you'd always be mine, mine

Baby, baby, baby, oh

Like baby, baby, baby, no

Like baby, baby, baby, oh

I thought you'd always be mine, mine

I'm all gone

(Yeah, yeah, yeah)

(Yeah, yeah, yeah)

Now I'm all gone

(Yeah, yeah, yeah)

(Yeah, yeah, yeah)

Now I'm all gone

(Yeah, yeah, yeah)

(Yeah, yeah, yeah)

Now I'm all gone, gone, gone, gone

I'm gone
UC-Bakersfield didn't make the tournament?
No such thing.
 
Got in the Beanbag pool, but can someone please enlighten me on WTF the scoring system is. Looked like a string of numbers from Pi.
320 points per round. Divide that by the number of games each round and you get your points per game. ie round 1 is 10 per game, 20 per game round 2 and so on.
 
Got in the Beanbag pool, but can someone please enlighten me on WTF the scoring system is. Looked like a string of numbers from Pi.
320 points per round. Divide that by the number of games each round and you get your points per game. ie round 1 is 10 per game, 20 per game round 2 and so on.
This is the time of year you can give it,Give it, give it, give it allOne through ten on your list you can get it,Get it, get it, get it nowMake your wish tonightWhen you open your eyesWhen the lights go bright girlI'll be right thereBaby you deserve everything you wantIt's your night, ohhhWanna put my ear to your chestBaby I hear melodies when your heart beatsBaby it sings to me likeFa la la la la, fa la la la laBaby I hear melodies when your heart beatsBaby it sings to me like(Fa la la la la, fa la la la)That's how I know that it's christmas timeYou got on my favorite dressYou're looking, looking, looking, goodSnow falling on your hair, and I don't, I don'tWanna get it offEven the stars in the sky can't outshine your eyesWanna be your biggest giftBaby you deserve everything you wantIt's your night, ohhhWanna put my ear to your chestBaby I hear melodies when your heart beatsBaby it sings to me likeFa la la la la, fa la la la laBaby I hear melodies when your heart beatsBaby it sings to me likeFa la la la la, fa la la la la)That's how I know that it's christmas timeI'll deck your heart with bells of hollyFa la la, fa la la, fa la la, fa la laBaby cuz you're the reason to be jollyFa la la, fa la la, fa la la, fa la laI hear melodies when your heart beatsBaby it sings to me likeFa la la la la, fa la la la laBaby I hear melodies when your heart beatsBaby it sings to me like(Fa la la la la, fa la la la la)That's how I know that it's christmas timeFa la la la la, fa la la la laLike christmasKnow that it's christmas timeFa la la la la, fa la la la laKnow that it's christmas time...
 
Upsets:

Notre Dame
to beat Duke?
You know you love me, I know you careJust shout whenever, and I'll be there

You are my love, you are my heart

And we will never, ever, ever be apart

Are we an item? Girl, quit playin'

"We're just friends," what are you sayin'?

Said "there's another," and looked right in my eyes

My first love broke my heart for the first time

And I was like baby, baby, baby, oh

Like baby, baby, baby, no

Like baby, baby, baby, oh

I thought you'd always be mine, mine

Baby, baby, baby, oh

Like baby, baby, baby, no

Like baby, baby, baby, oh

I thought you'd always be mine, mine

For you, I would have done whatever

And I just can't believe we're here together

And I wanna play it cool, but I'm losin' you

I'll buy you anything, I'll buy you any ring

And I'm in pieces, baby fix me

And just shake me 'til you wake me from this bad dream

I'm goin' down, down, down, down

And I just can't believe my first love won't be around

And I'm like baby, baby, baby, oh

Like baby, baby, baby, no

( From: http://www.elyrics.n...aby-lyrics.html )

Like baby, baby, baby, oh

I thought you'd always be mine, mine

Baby, baby, baby, oh

Like baby, baby, baby, no

Like baby, baby, baby, oh

I thought you'd always be mine, mine

When I was 13, I had my first love

There was nobody that compared to my baby

And nobody came between us who could ever come above

She had me going crazy, oh I was starstruck

She woke me up daily, don't need no Starbucks

She made my heart pound

I skip a beat when I see her in the street

And at school on the playground

But I really wanna see her on a weekend

She know she got me dazin' 'cause she was so amazin'

And now my heart is breakin' but I just keep on sayin'

Baby, baby, baby, oh

Like baby, baby, baby, no

Like baby, baby, baby, oh

I thought you'd always be mine, mine

Baby, baby, baby, oh

Like baby, baby, baby, no

Like baby, baby, baby, oh

I thought you'd always be mine, mine

I'm all gone

(Yeah, yeah, yeah)

(Yeah, yeah, yeah)

Now I'm all gone

(Yeah, yeah, yeah)

(Yeah, yeah, yeah)

Now I'm all gone

(Yeah, yeah, yeah)

(Yeah, yeah, yeah)

Now I'm all gone, gone, gone, gone

I'm gone
UC-Bakersfield didn't make the tournament?
No such thing.
Are you sure it's not on the other side of town?
 

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