GM's thread about nothing (41 Viewers)

[Gadzooks]

GBgad, have you carded the 22-year-old? She doesn't look 22. Maybe you can gauge this in...other ways, though. Like counting the rings?

Aw, crap. I didn't mention the hands. But I thought it.

Yeah I really had no idea what all of that meant. I was shuked... speaking of him.....

Can I get a link to a pic of this alleged 22 year old?

I'd rather meet you in real life first then we can take our relationship to the next level via the Facebooks.

Can I get a link to a pic of this alleged 22 year old?

More or less.

Boner-licious

 

[Thorn]

Good morning girlfraaaans!

What, no love for the white out?

Can't believe I forgot that! I now have a near-complete set of 5 in my desk drawer at home. They will be worth something someday. I should start a Jojo's White-Out Bonanza thread.

 

[Thorn]

Congrats to lil GM on going 15-16 on day one.

I missed only 3, but two were in my sweet sixteen and one was going to the round of eight. Always next year!

 

[Stoneys]

What, no love for the white out?

Can't believe I forgot that! I now have a near-complete set of 5 in my desk drawer at home. They will be worth something someday. I should start a Jojo's White-Out Bonanza thread.

 

[Annyong]

RIM SHAKER!!!!

 

[Annyong]

PUT IT THROUGH FOR TWO!!!

 

[Thorn]

What, no love for the white out?

Can't believe I forgot that! I now have a near-complete set of 5 in my desk drawer at home. They will be worth something someday. I should start a Jojo's White-Out Bonanza thread.

What did you think of Pork Slap and/or the bonus beer?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Just so you can all be depressed as I, I offer the latest message from my friend's cat:

Dear Aunt Krista: Double L here. Today is the Ides of March and you know what that means. It is my TENTH BIRTHDAY! Mom said I could do whatever I wanted to do today. So, I slept and just got up from my day long nap on our bed. I think I'll have a little snack and call it a day. A girl needs her beauty rest. Mom tells me that I am beautiful every day. I know it's because I get proper sleep.How are all of my cousins? How are you? Tell ME everything! Love, ME

I don't even know how to express this.

Cover your eyes, Tanner.I'd express it by punching her in the Tee Eye Tee and then throwing her cat across the room.

Bob, the cat isn't really sending the messages.

It's still a cat, though?

 

[YSR]

can one of you guys send me some yuengling? never had it and i want to try it. ill send you some 312 or whatever is in the chicago area.

I'll send you some. How does one ship beer?

 

[Guster]

Almost to Boston!! Been in the car for 12+ hours

Looking forward to

 

[krista4]

Good morning girlfraaaans!

cosjobs, I'm not sure what you're asking regarding the Nepalese kid, and I probably won't be any help anyway. Are you asking how to figure out why/how he's here? Or asking what you can do for him? Or both or neither? In any case I'm glad you're helping the guy out.

 

[Marvin]

Good morning girlfraaaans!

 

[Marvin]

Just so you can all be depressed as I, I offer the latest message from my friend's cat:

Dear Aunt Krista: Double L here. Today is the Ides of March and you know what that means. It is my TENTH BIRTHDAY! Mom said I could do whatever I wanted to do today. So, I slept and just got up from my day long nap on our bed. I think I'll have a little snack and call it a day. A girl needs her beauty rest. Mom tells me that I am beautiful every day. I know it's because I get proper sleep.

How are all of my cousins? How are you? Tell ME everything! Love, ME

I don't even know how to express this.

Cover your eyes, Tanner.I'd express it by punching her in the Tee Eye Tee and then throwing her cat across the room.

Bob, the cat isn't really sending the messages.

It's still a cat, though?

My link

 

[cosjobs]

Good morning girlfraaaans!

cosjobs, I'm not sure what you're asking regarding the Nepalese kid, and I probably won't be any help anyway. Are you asking how to figure out why/how he's here? Or asking what you can do for him? Or both or neither? In any case I'm glad you're helping the guy out.

Yeah, trying to figure out why he is here first of all. And then maybe trying to figure out a way to help him out. The only thing I know about Nepal is that it is near Tibet and China.

 

[Marvin]

Good morning girlfraaaans!

cosjobs, I'm not sure what you're asking regarding the Nepalese kid, and I probably won't be any help anyway. Are you asking how to figure out why/how he's here? Or asking what you can do for him? Or both or neither? In any case I'm glad you're helping the guy out.

Yeah, trying to figure out why he is here first of all. And then maybe trying to figure out a way to help him out. The only thing I know about Nepal is that it is near Tibet and China.

What if he's really a terrorist or a communist?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Good morning girlfraaaans!

cosjobs, I'm not sure what you're asking regarding the Nepalese kid, and I probably won't be any help anyway. Are you asking how to figure out why/how he's here? Or asking what you can do for him? Or both or neither? In any case I'm glad you're helping the guy out.

Yeah, trying to figure out why he is here first of all. And then maybe trying to figure out a way to help him out. The only thing I know about Nepal is that it is near Tibet and China.

What if he's really a terrorist or a communist?

Or a vegetarian.

 

[cosjobs]

Good morning girlfraaaans!

cosjobs, I'm not sure what you're asking regarding the Nepalese kid, and I probably won't be any help anyway. Are you asking how to figure out why/how he's here? Or asking what you can do for him? Or both or neither? In any case I'm glad you're helping the guy out.

Yeah, trying to figure out why he is here first of all. And then maybe trying to figure out a way to help him out. The only thing I know about Nepal is that it is near Tibet and China.

What if he's really a terrorist or a communist?

Hard to believe we would be providing political asylum to either of those two. I could probably be ok with a communist, but I'd have to draw the line at terrorist.

 

[cosjobs]

Good morning girlfraaaans!

cosjobs, I'm not sure what you're asking regarding the Nepalese kid, and I probably won't be any help anyway. Are you asking how to figure out why/how he's here? Or asking what you can do for him? Or both or neither? In any case I'm glad you're helping the guy out.

Yeah, trying to figure out why he is here first of all. And then maybe trying to figure out a way to help him out. The only thing I know about Nepal is that it is near Tibet and China.

What if he's really a terrorist or a communist?

Or a vegetarian.

That was an early test. Fed him chicken for lunch. He passed.

 

[Marvin]

Good morning girlfraaaans!

cosjobs, I'm not sure what you're asking regarding the Nepalese kid, and I probably won't be any help anyway. Are you asking how to figure out why/how he's here? Or asking what you can do for him? Or both or neither? In any case I'm glad you're helping the guy out.

Yeah, trying to figure out why he is here first of all. And then maybe trying to figure out a way to help him out. The only thing I know about Nepal is that it is near Tibet and China.

What if he's really a terrorist or a communist?

Hard to believe we would be providing political asylum to either of those two. I could probably be ok with a communist, but I'd have to draw the line at terrorist.

It's also hard to believe we would allow terrorists to buy airplane tickets knowing they were planning on flying them into buildings. Oh wait...they didn't let people know they where terrorists until it was too late.

 

[Merlin]

Good morning girlfraaaans!

cosjobs, I'm not sure what you're asking regarding the Nepalese kid, and I probably won't be any help anyway. Are you asking how to figure out why/how he's here? Or asking what you can do for him? Or both or neither? In any case I'm glad you're helping the guy out.

Yeah, trying to figure out why he is here first of all. And then maybe trying to figure out a way to help him out. The only thing I know about Nepal is that it is near Tibet and China.

What if he's really a terrorist or a communist?

Or a vegetarian.

That was an early test. Fed him chicken for lunch. He passed.

Flatus ?

 

[krista4]

I know it's been discussed before, but that No. 16 thread just can't be that interesting, right? I haven't set foot in there but just see it continuing to grow.

cos, as suspected, I have absolutely nothing helpful to say about your situation. fish actually might have some insight.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I know it's been discussed before, but that No. 16 thread just can't be that interesting, right? I haven't set foot in there but just see it continuing to grow.

I read through it one day recently. It's not great and is way too long, but has some funny moments.

 

[Drifter]

How about them Buffs?! SLBD around?

Hey GM - I would like an official apology from all PAC-12 members who made endless "Welcome to the Pac-12" comments during Football season.

 

[Drifter]

I know it's been discussed before, but that No. 16 thread just can't be that interesting, right? I haven't set foot in there but just see it continuing to grow.cos, as suspected, I have absolutely nothing helpful to say about your situation. fish actually might have some insight.

With the exception of a funny Evilgrin store, it's the usual FBG dating thread, with lots of past their prime guys who have been married for 10 years giving advice like they were all Disco Stus back in their day.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

How about them Buffs?! SLBD around?

Buffs won him some money yesterday so I'm sure he's conflicted.

 

[Drifter]

Threw out my back yesterday, twisting to wave goodbye to the kids in the window as I walked down the stairs in front of the house.

1. Love getting old

2. Time to start exercising again.

 

[Marvin]

Threw out my back yesterday, twisting to wave goodbye to the kids in the window as I walked down the stairs in front of the house.1. Love getting old2. Time to start exercising again.

Or just stop waiving goodbye to the kids every morning. It's bad for your back and makes your kids 'needy'. HTH

 

[Zow]

I know it's been discussed before, but that No. 16 thread just can't be that interesting, right? I haven't set foot in there but just see it continuing to grow.

I hear there is some insightful legal knowledge on display in that thread

 

[Bogart]

I know it's been discussed before, but that No. 16 thread just can't be that interesting, right? I haven't set foot in there but just see it continuing to grow.cos, as suspected, I have absolutely nothing helpful to say about your situation. fish actually might have some insight.

I'm referenced in it (thanks Search) and I don't even see anything interesting in it.

 

[Zow]

Congrats to lil GM on going 15-16 on day one. I missed only 3, but two were in my sweet sixteen and one was going to the round of eight. Always next year!

Saw your name next to mine... I lost Wichita St. from my Sweet 16.

 

[Zow]

can one of you guys send me some yuengling? never had it and i want to try it. ill send you some 312 or whatever is in the chicago area. boobs

shoot me your address. i'll see what i can do.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

One of my GBs mom is a nurse who is retiring in April after 38 years. She helped organize a program called Safe Mom, Safe Baby for pregnant women who experience domestic violence. The mayor of Milwaukee declared today Alice Kramer Day for her accomplishments.

Oh and my wife went 16-16 yesterday

 

[Annyong]

can one of you guys send me some yuengling? never had it and i want to try it. ill send you some 312 or whatever is in the chicago area. boobs

shoot me your address. i'll see what i can do.

nice try, creeper. text sent

 

[Stoneys]

What, no love for the white out?

Can't believe I forgot that! I now have a near-complete set of 5 in my desk drawer at home. They will be worth something someday. I should start a Jojo's White-Out Bonanza thread.

What did you think of Pork Slap and/or the bonus beer?

Didn't try it yet. Put it in the fridge last night, will be partaking tonight.

 

[-fish-]

There's a Sherwin Williams a few miles from my house and you can pick up mexican painters there for $10/hr that usually do really good work. They hang out by the bus stop. This morning I went in to parking lot and saw a dark complected guy sitting o the bench. I asked him if he was a painter? He indicated that he was, but kept telling me to speak in English because I was speaking a rough approximation of Spanish. I could also tell he was not Mexican or Central/South American. He look Indian and I was close, he is from Nepal.Our communication was cursory and fragmented at best, but I think he is a political refugee. He showed me a detention center card, but I could not really discern what branch of what level of government issued it. I'm pretty sure its not a criminal detention center or he would have never showed it to me.Anyway he did decent painting. Very amateurish, but he worked steadily and carefully. When I fed him lunch with my parents and some other workeers, he was very courteous, bowing to my parent with his hands together at his chest, like Christians do when they pray. I took a liking to the kid (maybe 25? hard for me to tell with different ethnic groups) and was trying to think of some more jobs I could give him to do around here.But I sure would like to find out a bit more about him and what got him here. He told me he got here thru Thailand, Spain, Guatamala, then a bus to here. I think he was telling me that he was here as a political refugee, but I could not understand his affiliations that made him such a thing. He is Hindi, I know China has been exerting a lot of influence in Nepal and a lot of Tinetians are there as refugees, but I cannot figure out what cause he was a part of the get deported or whatever.Does anyone know about the situation there and what might have led him here. I do not think he came voluntarily, but not sure if he was sent away or escaped. His wife and parents are still in Nepal. He said he cannot go back.If anyone can give me some info or thoughts on this, I'd appreciate it. As my wife says, i have a habit of picking up strays/lost souls and trying to help them find a place. It usually backfires, but I still do it.

Pretty good chance that it's because he's Hindi that he left Nepal. His choices in Nepal would likely have been living in a UN-run refugee camp or emigrating. I don't think the US is granting amnesty to Nepalese refugees. By making it here, he's done better than most.Amnesty International is a good resource for learning about what's happened there. It's a bad situation, made even worse by the Chinese influence over the area. There's a Moaist movement on top of the religious persecution that makes the whole thing really difficult to get a handle on.

 

[YSR]

Should I be offended that Annyong would rather get beer from Zow than me?

 

[Marvin]

One of my GBs mom is a nurse who is retiring in April after 38 years. She helped organize a program called Safe Mom, Safe Baby for pregnant women who experience domestic violence. The mayor of Milwaukee declared today Alice Kramer Day for her accomplishments.

Oh and my wife went 16-16 yesterday

50-50?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

One of my GBs mom is a nurse who is retiring in April after 38 years. She helped organize a program called Safe Mom, Safe Baby for pregnant women who experience domestic violence. The mayor of Milwaukee declared today Alice Kramer Day for her accomplishments.

Oh and my wife went 16-16 yesterday

50-50?

Man, did you catch the end of that NC State-San Diego State game? Unbelievable!

Living on the "west coast" is awesome. Don't want to ruin it for these guys, though.

 

[No. 16]

Cooked my oatmeal with chocolate milk since we we're out of regular milk. Not as delicious as I was expecting it to be.

 

[Marvin]

This is getting silly. I guess my school put in some new "safe search" software about a week ago. Theoretically it is to keep the kids from accessing inappropriate stuff while they're on the school's computers. We had one before but I guess it wasn't good enough. The new one is just ridiculous.

A few minutes ago I googled "Bingo Long" (a 1970s baseball movie). This is what came up.

ACCESS DENIED!

HELP

Internet access to the requested website has been denied based on your user profile and organization's Internet Usage Policy.

IP:

10.6.11.52

Category:

Gambling

Blocked URL:

http://www.google.com/search?q=bingo+long&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=o

rg.mozilla:en-USfficial&client=firefox-a&safe=active

For further options, click here.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

This is getting silly. I guess my school put in some new "safe search" software about a week ago. Theoretically it is to keep the kids from accessing inappropriate stuff while they're on the school's computers. We had one before but I guess it wasn't good enough. The new one is just ridiculous.

A few minutes ago I googled "Bingo Long" (a 1970s baseball movie). This is what came up.

ACCESS DENIED!

HELP

Internet access to the requested website has been denied based on your user profile and organization's Internet Usage Policy.

IP:

10.6.11.52

Category:

Gambling

Blocked URL:

http://www.google.com/search?q=bingo+long&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=o

rg.mozilla:en-USfficial&client=firefox-a&safe=active

For further options, click here.

Degenerate.

 

[urbanhack]

This is getting silly. I guess my school put in some new "safe search" software about a week ago. Theoretically it is to keep the kids from accessing inappropriate stuff while they're on the school's computers. We had one before but I guess it wasn't good enough. The new one is just ridiculous.

A few minutes ago I googled "Bingo Long" (a 1970s baseball movie). This is what came up.

ACCESS DENIED!

HELP

Internet access to the requested website has been denied based on your user profile and organization's Internet Usage Policy.

IP:

10.6.11.52

Category:

Gambling

Blocked URL:

http://www.google.com/search?q=bingo+long&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=o

rg.mozilla:en-USfficial&client=firefox-a&safe=active

For further options, click here.

 

[Marvin]

This is getting silly. I guess my school put in some new "safe search" software about a week ago. Theoretically it is to keep the kids from accessing inappropriate stuff while they're on the school's computers. We had one before but I guess it wasn't good enough. The new one is just ridiculous.

A few minutes ago I googled "Bingo Long" (a 1970s baseball movie). This is what came up.

ACCESS DENIED!

HELP

Internet access to the requested website has been denied based on your user profile and organization's Internet Usage Policy.

IP:

10.6.11.52

Category:

Gambling

Blocked URL:

http://www.google.com/search?q=bingo+long&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=o

rg.mozilla:en-USfficial&client=firefox-a&safe=active

For further options, click here.

Degenerate.

Oh, BTW: Dustin, Omar, and the other tech guy whose name I can't remember...HI!

 

[Annyong]

Should I be offended that Annyong would rather get beer from Zow than me?

you offered? ill take beer from everyone!

 

[Annyong]

can one of you guys send me some yuengling? never had it and i want to try it. ill send you some 312 or whatever is in the chicago area.

I'll send you some. How does one ship beer?

i think through the mail.

 

[YSR]

can one of you guys send me some yuengling? never had it and i want to try it. ill send you some 312 or whatever is in the chicago area.

I'll send you some. How does one ship beer?

i think through the mail.

Thanks, guy. I just want to know if there is a special UPS-ish box or what. But if Zow has you handled, then I'm out.

 

[Zow]

can one of you guys send me some yuengling? never had it and i want to try it. ill send you some 312 or whatever is in the chicago area.

I'll send you some. How does one ship beer?

i think through the mail.

Thanks, guy. I just want to know if there is a special UPS-ish box or what. But if Zow has you handled, then I'm out.

Unknown yet. Need some assistance from east coast connections.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Should I be offended that Annyong would rather get beer from Zow than me?

you offered? ill take beer from everyone!

I'll buy you beer at the wiffle ball tournament. When is it?

 

[Annyong]

Should I be offended that Annyong would rather get beer from Zow than me?

you offered? ill take beer from everyone!

I'll buy you beer at the wiffle ball tournament. When is it?

let me talk to my secretary or brother. ill ask my brother first.

 

[BigJohn]

This shtick has serious potential

Dear Mr. Ramon,

Thank you for coming to our school and teaching us about weather.

Some day when I become supreme Ultra-Lord of the universe I will not make you a slave, you will live in my 200 story castle where unicorn servants will feed you doughnuts off their horns.

I will personally make you a throne that is half platnum and half solid gold and jewel encrested.

Thank you again for teaching us about meteoroligy, you’re more awesome than a monkey wearing a tuxedo made out bacon riding a cyborg unicorn with a lightsaber for the horn on the tip of a space shuttle closing in on Mars while ingulfed in flames … And in case you didn’t know, that’s pretty dang sweet.

Sincerely, Flint.