GM's thread about nothing (43 Viewers)

[Zow]

Should I be offended that Annyong would rather get beer from Zow than me?

you offered? ill take beer from everyone!

I'll buy you beer at the wiffle ball tournament. When is it?

There's a wiffle ball tournament?

 

[Merlin]

This shtick has serious potential

Dear Mr. Ramon,

Thank you for coming to our school and teaching us about weather.

Some day when I become supreme Ultra-Lord of the universe I will not make you a slave, you will live in my 200 story castle where unicorn servants will feed you doughnuts off their horns.

I will personally make you a throne that is half platnum and half solid gold and jewel encrested.

Thank you again for teaching us about meteoroligy, you’re more awesome than a monkey wearing a tuxedo made out bacon riding a cyborg unicorn with a lightsaber for the horn on the tip of a space shuttle closing in on Mars while ingulfed in flames … And in case you didn’t know, that’s pretty dang sweet.

Sincerely, Flint.

Gotta be B-Deeples kid, imo

 

[General Malaise]

What are those masks? I could really get into Fartbarf. I mean moreso than I am already. The strippers just nonchalantly appearing and dancing on poles has me in tears.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

There's just something about getting your whiskey in a plastic bottle that makes you feel a little less good about yourself.

I see no problem with this. Almost zero chance of a broken bottle and ruined booze. Right now I'm working on a beer mug-sippy cup combo.

I'm listening.

 

[General Malaise]

Congrats to lil GM on going 15-16 on day one. I missed only 3, but two were in my sweet sixteen and one was going to the round of eight. Always next year!

Unreal. He's 7 and spends more time tying his shoes than he did filling out this bracket. He practically skipped to school this morning, already mentally spending the money in his head. Poor kid has no idea what sort of heartache awaits him.

 

[Zow]

Congrats to lil GM on going 15-16 on day one. I missed only 3, but two were in my sweet sixteen and one was going to the round of eight. Always next year!

Unreal. He's 7 and spends more time tying his shoes than he did filling out this bracket. He practically skipped to school this morning, already mentally spending the money in his head. Poor kid has no idea what sort of heartache awaits him.

Wait, the guy winning the Beanbag bracket is your 7 year old?

 

[mr. furley]

i know nothing about cricket but thought this was a really well written article

The Little Master is awesome.

he did it

http://www.espncricinfo.com/asia-cup-2012/content/current/story/557526.html

 

[Gadzooks]

Can we say dildo here?

 

[krista4]

This shtick has serious potential

Dear Mr. Ramon,

Thank you for coming to our school and teaching us about weather.

Some day when I become supreme Ultra-Lord of the universe I will not make you a slave, you will live in my 200 story castle where unicorn servants will feed you doughnuts off their horns.

I will personally make you a throne that is half platnum and half solid gold and jewel encrested.

Thank you again for teaching us about meteoroligy, you’re more awesome than a monkey wearing a tuxedo made out bacon riding a cyborg unicorn with a lightsaber for the horn on the tip of a space shuttle closing in on Mars while ingulfed in flames … And in case you didn’t know, that’s pretty dang sweet.

Sincerely, Flint.

The picture that he drew with it makes it even more

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Can we say dildo here?

I encourage it.

 

[Guster]

Has anyone tried one of the four lokos I sent?

Thoughts??

 

[Gadzooks]

Can we say dildo here?

Ok, good.22 YO is planning a wild kinky night and I'm pretty sure it is going to involve at least one dildo. I'm cautiously excited. I mean, I'm assuming the dildo(s) is only going to be used on her. I'll be sleeping with one eye open just to be safe. Also, I don't ever hide my phone and most of the time when it goes off I have her read it to me (I think its a sub-conscious role playing fantasy where I pretend she's my naughty secretary and I'm making her read my messages to me) Anyways, it would be great if any group texts could avoid mentioning the words "22 YO" or "dildo's" or "Mrs. Butterworth" Thanks. I can't promise any pictures because she freaks out about pictures of her "getting out" but I have a feeling there might be a good story at the end of the night.

 

[General Malaise]

How about them Buffs?! SLBD around?Hey GM - I would like an official apology from all PAC-12 members who made endless "Welcome to the Pac-12" comments during Football season.

Sorry to hear about your team making it to the next round, man.

 

[Sarnoff]

Can we say dildo here?

you know a better way to get bigger tomatoes?

 

[eoMMan]

Have fun, Gadzooks and don't make another Gadzooks jr.

 

[Stoneys]

What, no love for the white out?

Can't believe I forgot that! I now have a near-complete set of 5 in my desk drawer at home. They will be worth something someday. I should start a Jojo's White-Out Bonanza thread.

What did you think of Pork Slap and/or the bonus beer?

Didn't try it yet. Put it in the fridge last night, will be partaking tonight.

This some good stuff!!!

 

[Thorn]

Can we say dildo here?

Ok, good.22 YO is planning a wild kinky night and I'm pretty sure it is going to involve at least one dildo. I'm cautiously excited. I mean, I'm assuming the dildo(s) is only going to be used on her. I'll be sleeping with one eye open just to be safe. Also, I don't ever hide my phone and most of the time when it goes off I have her read it to me (I think its a sub-conscious role playing fantasy where I pretend she's my naughty secretary and I'm making her read my messages to me) Anyways, it would be great if any group texts could avoid mentioning the words "22 YO" or "dildo's" or "Mrs. Butterworth" Thanks. I can't promise any pictures because she freaks out about pictures of her "getting out" but I have a feeling there might be a good story at the end of the night.

I love how the first post not being filtered or deleted led you to conclude that the second one would fly.

 

[Thorn]

What, no love for the white out?

Can't believe I forgot that! I now have a near-complete set of 5 in my desk drawer at home. They will be worth something someday. I should start a Jojo's White-Out Bonanza thread.

What did you think of Pork Slap and/or the bonus beer?

Didn't try it yet. Put it in the fridge last night, will be partaking tonight.

This some good stuff!!!

 

[Chaos Commish]

Can we say dildo here?

you know a better way to get bigger tomatoes?

I put alot of effort into the hope that just one fbg gardener would take a vibrator to his tomato plants.

 

[Marvin]

Whoa...whoa...whoa...

 

[Marvin]

I found this funnier than it probably is. WHo is with me?

 

[mr. furley]

Can we say dildo here?

Ok, good.22 YO is planning a wild kinky night and I'm pretty sure it is going to involve at least one dildo. I'm cautiously excited. I mean, I'm assuming the dildo(s) is only going to be used on her. I'll be sleeping with one eye open just to be safe. Also, I don't ever hide my phone and most of the time when it goes off I have her read it to me (I think its a sub-conscious role playing fantasy where I pretend she's my naughty secretary and I'm making her read my messages to me) Anyways, it would be great if any group texts could avoid mentioning the words "22 YO" or "dildo's" or "Mrs. Butterworth" Thanks. I can't promise any pictures because she freaks out about pictures of her "getting out" but I have a feeling there might be a good story at the end of the night.

I love how the first post not being filtered or deleted led you to conclude that the second one would fly.

my link

 

[Stoneys]

What, no love for the white out?

Can't believe I forgot that! I now have a near-complete set of 5 in my desk drawer at home. They will be worth something someday. I should start a Jojo's White-Out Bonanza thread.

What did you think of Pork Slap and/or the bonus beer?

Didn't try it yet. Put it in the fridge last night, will be partaking tonight.

This some good stuff!!!

The stowaway Ipa is good too and I'm not big on ipa's

 

[YSR]

Angry at the entire state of MO right now. Sorry GBSLB.

 

[kevzilla]

And my brackets just exploded. There will be no more posts on this subject. By me, anyway.

 

[YSR]

And my brackets just exploded. There will be no more posts on this subject. By me, anyway.

@#@@$%^*#&^*$($*&amp$*&$*Y(*#&$(27 it.

 

[bentley]

At the austin rodeo. Lots of jailbait in short shorts and cowboy boots. Wish homer was here.

 

[phishphan]

And my brackets just exploded. There will be no more posts on this subject. By me, anyway.

@#@@$%^*#&^*$($*&amp$*&$*Y(*#&$(27 it.

 

[kevzilla]

At the austin rodeo. Lots of jailbait in short shorts and cowboy boots. Wish homer was here.

Verrry

 

[Marvin]

Bonus Anoos

 

[Marvin]

Angry at the entire state of MO right now. Sorry GBSLB.

They didn't join the Confederacy. Let it go.

 

[YSR]

Angry at the entire state of MO right now. Sorry GBSLB.

They didn't join the Confederacy. Let it go.

That's not exactly what we're good at.

 

[Marvin]

Angry at the entire state of MO right now. Sorry GBSLB.

They didn't join the Confederacy. Let it go.

That's not exactly what we're good at.

Oh yeah. You guys have that cool Muslim moon and palm tree thing too.

 

[shuke]

Can I get a link to a pic of this alleged 22 year old?

If you didn't have a Facebook elitist schtick, you'd have it.

Friend request sent.

Oh this is

I've met him.

 

[shuke]

Can we say dildo here?

Ok, good.22 YO is planning a wild kinky night and I'm pretty sure it is going to involve at least one dildo. I'm cautiously excited. I mean, I'm assuming the dildo(s) is only going to be used on her. I'll be sleeping with one eye open just to be safe. Also, I don't ever hide my phone and most of the time when it goes off I have her read it to me (I think its a sub-conscious role playing fantasy where I pretend she's my naughty secretary and I'm making her read my messages to me) Anyways, it would be great if any group texts could avoid mentioning the words "22 YO" or "dildo's" or "Mrs. Butterworth" Thanks. I can't promise any pictures because she freaks out about pictures of her "getting out" but I have a feeling there might be a good story at the end of the night.

I love how the first post not being filtered or deleted led you to conclude that the second one would fly.

 

[Marvin]

Can I get a link to a pic of this alleged 22 year old?

If you didn't have a Facebook elitist schtick, you'd have it.

Friend request sent.

Oh this is

I've met him.

Oh. Sucks to be Bentley then.

 

[shuke]

Can I get a link to a pic of this alleged 22 year old?

If you didn't have a Facebook elitist schtick, you'd have it.

Friend request sent.

Oh this is

I've met him.

Oh. Sucks to be Bentley then.

OH BURN!

 

[SofaKings]

Has anyone tried one of the four lokos I sent?Thoughts??

No yet but it has a shelf life of less than 24hrs I'm afraid. Will report back.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Power!

 

[Marvin]

Can I get a link to a pic of this alleged 22 year old?

If you didn't have a Facebook elitist schtick, you'd have it.

Friend request sent.

Oh this is

I've met him.

Oh. Sucks to be Bentley then.

OH BURN!

Sarcasm is a great way to hide pain, Jason.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Sarcasm is a great way to hide pain, Jason.

I miay or may not have spit Cosjobs booze out my nose on that one.

 

[Marvin]

Sarcasm is a great way to hide pain, Jason.

I miay or may not have spit Cosjobs booze out my nose on that one.

I'm voting miay.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

So I'm standing up in a wedding tomorrow. Yes, their wedding is on St Phillips Day. My itinerary from the bride says "Guys will be drinking and getting ready at 11am in room 422 and then going to the church at 1:30."

That's a lot of time to start drinking. I feel like I'm standing up in Homers wedding.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Sarcasm is a great way to hide pain, Jason.

I miay or may not have spit Cosjobs booze out my nose on that one.

I'm voting miay.

Google safe search OFF for "miay"

 

[shuke]

What hurts now?

 

[kevzilla]

St. Phillip.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

What hurts now?

My verginer

 

[SofaKings]

So I'm standing up in a wedding tomorrow. Yes, their wedding is on St Phillips Day. My itinerary from the bride says "Guys will be drinking and getting ready at 11am in room 422 and then going to the church at 1:30."That's a lot of time to start drinking. I feel like I'm standing up in Homers wedding.

If it was homers wedding it would be "boys will be having cookies and milk at 11, nap at 1130 and baths at 1200"

 

[shuke]

Sarcasm is a great way to hide pain, Jason.

I miay or may not have spit Cosjobs booze out my nose on that one.

I'm voting miay.

Google safe search OFF for "miay"

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

So I'm standing up in a wedding tomorrow. Yes, their wedding is on St Phillips Day. My itinerary from the bride says "Guys will be drinking and getting ready at 11am in room 422 and then going to the church at 1:30."That's a lot of time to start drinking. I feel like I'm standing up in Homers wedding.

If it was homers wedding it would be "girls will be having cookies and milk at 11, nap at 1130 and baths at 1200 and Uncle Homer's Knee Rides at 130"

FIxed