drinking Fruit Punch Four Loko from Guster and this stuff tastes like candy. If candy had 12.0% alcohol content anyway.
Exactly. #### whoever made that greatness illegal. And those of you drinking the free fruit punch and uva Lokos can go to hell.drinking Fruit Punch Four Loko from Guster and this stuff tastes like candy. If candy had 12.0% alcohol content anyway.
this stuff is great. get pretty wrecked on just one can.sometimes I hate the people who live in this country. just like pot, this should be legal.Exactly. #### whoever made that greatness illegal. And those of you drinking the free fruit punch and uva Lokos can go to hell.drinking Fruit Punch Four Loko from Guster and this stuff tastes like candy. If candy had 12.0% alcohol content anyway.
good to see youMy pocket dialed both TUpside and Krista yesterday at various points when I was at the bar from 11am-3am in Chicago watching basketball.
I told my friends we should go see Rudnicki but they were too drunk to go. Unless you were at the Wrightwood Tap or Finley Dunne's yesterday, then we probably saw you but you were too cool to acknowledge me.good to see youMy pocket dialed both TUpside and Krista yesterday at various points when I was at the bar from 11am-3am in Chicago watching basketball.
They still sell it. It just doesn't have the "energy" component anymore.this stuff is great. get pretty wrecked on just one can.sometimes I hate the people who live in this country. just like pot, this should be legal.Exactly. #### whoever made that greatness illegal. And those of you drinking the free fruit punch and uva Lokos can go to hell.drinking Fruit Punch Four Loko from Guster and this stuff tastes like candy. If candy had 12.0% alcohol content anyway.
Since the caffeine is pretty much equally as important as the alcohol and that swill they sell now has no caffeine, I'm going to have to say that "No, they don't sell it."They still sell it. It just doesn't have the "energy" component anymore.this stuff is great. get pretty wrecked on just one can.sometimes I hate the people who live in this country. just like pot, this should be legal.Exactly. #### whoever made that greatness illegal. And those of you drinking the free fruit punch and uva Lokos can go to hell.drinking Fruit Punch Four Loko from Guster and this stuff tastes like candy. If candy had 12.0% alcohol content anyway.
where's the fun in drinking that?take away red bull from red bull and vodka and you just get...vodka.non-caffeinated malt beverages are a dime a dozen. the caffeine is what makes this so awesome.They still sell it. It just doesn't have the "energy" component anymore.
You tell meWhat would a fish caught in the gulf of mexico that looked like a fancy sunfish with a silver body and light blue stripes be called? Cuz I got six of those when I was in Fla.
I'd guess a Pinfish?You tell meWhat would a fish caught in the gulf of mexico that looked like a fancy sunfish with a silver body and light blue stripes be called? Cuz I got six of those when I was in Fla.
Agreed. All the raving was about the taste and alcohol content so I figured the energy part didn't matter much.where's the fun in drinking that?take away red bull from red bull and vodka and you just get...vodka.non-caffeinated malt beverages are a dime a dozen. the caffeine is what makes this so awesome.They still sell it. It just doesn't have the "energy" component anymore.
Either marlin or octopus.You tell meWhat would a fish caught in the gulf of mexico that looked like a fancy sunfish with a silver body and light blue stripes be called? Cuz I got six of those when I was in Fla.
Apparently you talked to a bunch of morons because the real raving was about the fact that the caffeine allowed you to get blackout drunk while still on your feet.Agreed. All the raving was about the taste and alcohol content so I figured the energy part didn't matter much.where's the fun in drinking that?take away red bull from red bull and vodka and you just get...vodka.non-caffeinated malt beverages are a dime a dozen. the caffeine is what makes this so awesome.They still sell it. It just doesn't have the "energy" component anymore.
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Jesus. gllllllinteresting development on the random make-out chick front... I was checking Facebook before going to bed on Tuesday night and saw that she had posted "I'm going to be a mom again" as her status update.
I did some quick math to see when the last time we had hooked up was and if there was any chance it could be mine. Technically if she had only missed one period and finally caught on when she was missing for a second time, then there was a very small chance.![]()
I woke up the next morning and she had deleted the post. Since then she has put up some cryptic messages about hating men, needing prayers, etc.
The fact that she hasn't contacted me is enough for me to confirm I'm in the clear, but that would be some seriously bad news!
If that guy gives you yard advice, run away quickly.And might need some yard work help, Tommyboy, if you still patrol this thread.
Yeah, that'd be the girl. There wasn't really a breakup, we just kinda stopped texting. I didn't want to push it and come across as being desperate. She had dropped enough hints about wanting another kid in the next couple of years - even going so far as to ask if she's not seeing someone in a couple years, if I would be willing to be a donor. When she started mentioning that she had forgotten to take her pills a couple days in a row but that she had taken it that morning, so everything would be ok.... I knew it was time to play it extra safe.Hold up....you had sex with this woman recentlyish and now she is claiming - ON FACEBOOK - that she is going to be a mom and that she hates men. Remind me - is this the one who enjoyed sexual acts in front of transients? How'd that break-up go between you two? In the clear? Really? That's what we're going with on this holy St. Rufus of a Feces holiday?interesting development on the random make-out chick front... I was checking Facebook before going to bed on Tuesday night and saw that she had posted "I'm going to be a mom again" as her status update.
I did some quick math to see when the last time we had hooked up was and if there was any chance it could be mine. Technically if she had only missed one period and finally caught on when she was missing for a second time, then there was a very small chance.![]()
I woke up the next morning and she had deleted the post. Since then she has put up some cryptic messages about hating men, needing prayers, etc.
The fact that she hasn't contacted me is enough for me to confirm I'm in the clear, but that would be some seriously bad news!
lol no. But nothing is 100% I'd do ask if they are on any form of birth control thoughAre you just pumping away in these girls with the assumption they're on the pill?

Are you just pumping away in these girls with the assumption they're on the pill?

Did you do the Pat Benatar dance?Had a blast tonight at karaoke. The bar we went to had speakers outside and they let me sing "We are young" outside on the street. The oldsters were singing as much as the young. It was really awesome.
No but I had Monster Claws for Bad Romance.'Encyclopedia Brown said:Did you do the Pat Benatar dance?'HighBeams said:Had a blast tonight at karaoke. The bar we went to had speakers outside and they let me sing "We are young" outside on the street. The oldsters were singing as much as the young. It was really awesome.
Glad you enjoyed GB'Aaron Rudnicki said:this stuff is great. get pretty wrecked on just one can.sometimes I hate the people who live in this country. just like pot, this should be legal.'bentley said:Exactly. #### whoever made that greatness illegal. And those of you drinking the free fruit punch and uva Lokos can go to hell.'Aaron Rudnicki said:drinking Fruit Punch Four Loko from Guster and this stuff tastes like candy. If candy had 12.0% alcohol content anyway.
Yeah that really sucked.Angry at the entire state of MO right now. Sorry GBSLB.
'Samuel L Bronkowitz said:You haven't lived until your cornhole has been penetrated during sex. I've said too much'Gadzooks said:And way to focus on the near butt-raping I almost endured and offer no congratulations on me having sex 3 times tonight!!! I'm thrilled for you on your evening of masturbating to a weather girl while probably eating cupcakes. How about some reciprocation?'shuke said:"almost"?

I'd like,So instead of going downtown or Dogtown for St. Patrick's Day we went to a local parade. (BTW, according to the new sign posted, I now live in a city with a population slightly over 11k. Of course it borders a city with 88k but still. FML) Anyhow, Mrs. SLB wanted to run the 5k and I agreed to take the boys and meet up with her later at my GB's place to watch the parade. Now I normally try to avoid things like this as if it would give me genital warts but I am/was desperate to reconnect with friends that live out here. I seriously have a Shining thing going on. The good news is that I may win father of the year because I am seemingly with my family 24/7. The bad news is I'm working constantly too and all work and no play makes bob go something, something. So on our way to the parade I was more than a little concerned about the unbelieavle horde of green wearing drunks everywhere. My concerns were later confirmed when it became very clear that the closest parking spot would be almost a mile away. The tactical error of not packing the cooler the night before and having Mrs. SLB take it then hit me the way Thorn does shots of schnapps. Two kids, a heavy cooler, about 200k people from what I could tell and about a mile walk. Purrfect. I was quickly distracted by the large numbers of 22 (apparently that is the number we are using now for all girls under 30) year old girls dressed Irish Slutty ™. I think the torn fish net stockings with short skirts were my favorite but knee high socks with short skirts were pretty good too. We arrive at our destination in no time and it is only then I realize people are 8 rows deep to watch the parade. So I found a couple of old friends promised to play in their kids charity poker tournament and I think I even offered to pay one person to come over to my house and hang out with me. All was going as planned. Connections were being made. I was being welcomed to the new neighborhood. Nice. Then the clouds started rolling in. The next thing I know lightening is streaking across the sky, thunder is making the kids cry and people were scrambling everywhere for cover. My boys were remarkably calm however and were happy that we managed to secure a table with an umbrella. Of course Cal then suggested this wasn't a bright idea sitting on metal chairs under an umbrella with a metal pole during a thunderstorm. I agreed and we took cover under a large tent and they were out of beer. I had plenty of beer. People were offering to pay me five bucks a beer but I declined and started handing out beers. Good times. Apparently some people decided to pay me anyway though because when I got home I had a bunch of ones and fives stuffed in my pocket. So we waited it our for about an hour and I was soaking wet after taking the boys to the port-o-poop, separately of course. The rain finally relented and we decided to start walking. Dylan was holding my hand and Mrs. SLB had Cal's hand. Dylan is very competitive and considers everything a contest so we were "losing" to everybody walking ahead of us. So we were walking faster and faster with Dylan taking the time to jump in EVERY puddle of water on our quest to "win". There were now 40 or so people between us and Mrs. SLB so I motioned to her I would take Dylan with me and we continued on our way as they turned the corner to go to her car. Then the skies opened up again and began to pour down raining of course the copious amounts of lighting bolts were more of a concern to me. That and the fact it was raining to hard I could barely see. When we finally made it to my car we were soaked to the bone. Dylan had a great time though, was giggling like the little kid he is and asked me to put Crazy Train on for the ride home. I complied with his request and were both screaming at the tops of our voices when I noticed the roads were all flooded. My cars is 4WD so I didn't have too much of a problem but I was concerned about my wife & Cal. I was really concerned when we were home for 45 minutes to an hour before them. I had her phone in my pocket because I somehow got lucky enough to find a ziplock bag to put our phones in. Me & the boys ended up spending the rest of the day in the garage watching basketball and talking as I drank whiskeys. They even wiped off both of our cars. Fun day.
Yeah, I know. Too tired to think that hard and thought it would be funny for some reason.Here is a list of the things I put in my body yesterday:I'd like,So instead of going downtown or Dogtown for St. Patrick's Day we went to a local parade. (BTW, according to the new sign posted, I now live in a city with a population slightly over 11k. Of course it borders a city with 88k but still. FML) Anyhow, Mrs. SLB wanted to run the 5k and I agreed to take the boys and meet up with her later at my GB's place to watch the parade. Now I normally try to avoid things like this as if it would give me genital warts but I am/was desperate to reconnect with friends that live out here. I seriously have a Shining thing going on. The good news is that I may win father of the year because I am seemingly with my family 24/7. The bad news is I'm working constantly too and all work and no play makes bob go something, something. So on our way to the parade I was more than a little concerned about the unbelieavle horde of green wearing drunks everywhere. My concerns were later confirmed when it became very clear that the closest parking spot would be almost a mile away. The tactical error of not packing the cooler the night before and having Mrs. SLB take it then hit me the way Thorn does shots of schnapps. Two kids, a heavy cooler, about 200k people from what I could tell and about a mile walk. Purrfect. I was quickly distracted by the large numbers of 22 (apparently that is the number we are using now for all girls under 30) year old girls dressed Irish Slutty ™. I think the torn fish net stockings with short skirts were my favorite but knee high socks with short skirts were pretty good too. We arrive at our destination in no time and it is only then I realize people are 8 rows deep to watch the parade. So I found a couple of old friends promised to play in their kids charity poker tournament and I think I even offered to pay one person to come over to my house and hang out with me. All was going as planned. Connections were being made. I was being welcomed to the new neighborhood. Nice. Then the clouds started rolling in. The next thing I know lightening is streaking across the sky, thunder is making the kids cry and people were scrambling everywhere for cover. My boys were remarkably calm however and were happy that we managed to secure a table with an umbrella. Of course Cal then suggested this wasn't a bright idea sitting on metal chairs under an umbrella with a metal pole during a thunderstorm. I agreed and we took cover under a large tent and they were out of beer. I had plenty of beer. People were offering to pay me five bucks a beer but I declined and started handing out beers. Good times. Apparently some people decided to pay me anyway though because when I got home I had a bunch of ones and fives stuffed in my pocket. So we waited it our for about an hour and I was soaking wet after taking the boys to the port-o-poop, separately of course. The rain finally relented and we decided to start walking. Dylan was holding my hand and Mrs. SLB had Cal's hand. Dylan is very competitive and considers everything a contest so we were "losing" to everybody walking ahead of us. So we were walking faster and faster with Dylan taking the time to jump in EVERY puddle of water on our quest to "win". There were now 40 or so people between us and Mrs. SLB so I motioned to her I would take Dylan with me and we continued on our way as they turned the corner to go to her car. Then the skies opened up again and began to pour down raining of course the copious amounts of lighting bolts were more of a concern to me. That and the fact it was raining to hard I could barely see. When we finally made it to my car we were soaked to the bone. Dylan had a great time though, was giggling like the little kid he is and asked me to put Crazy Train on for the ride home. I complied with his request and were both screaming at the tops of our voices when I noticed the roads were all flooded. My cars is 4WD so I didn't have too much of a problem but I was concerned about my wife & Cal. I was really concerned when we were home for 45 minutes to an hour before them. I had her phone in my pocket because I somehow got lucky enough to find a ziplock bag to put our phones in. Me & the boys ended up spending the rest of the day in the garage watching basketball and talking as I drank whiskeys. They even wiped off both of our cars. Fun day.
to introduce you
to my good friend
the paragrraph
It was very funny. It would just be easier to read with a little white space mixed into that wall of wordsYeah, I know. Too tired to think that hard and thought it would be funny for some reason.Here is a list of the things I put in my body yesterday:I'd like,So instead of going downtown or Dogtown for St. Patrick's Day we went to a local parade. (BTW, according to the new sign posted, I now live in a city with a population slightly over 11k. Of course it borders a city with 88k but still. FML) Anyhow, Mrs. SLB wanted to run the 5k and I agreed to take the boys and meet up with her later at my GB's place to watch the parade. Now I normally try to avoid things like this as if it would give me genital warts but I am/was desperate to reconnect with friends that live out here. I seriously have a Shining thing going on. The good news is that I may win father of the year because I am seemingly with my family 24/7. The bad news is I'm working constantly too and all work and no play makes bob go something, something. So on our way to the parade I was more than a little concerned about the unbelieavle horde of green wearing drunks everywhere. My concerns were later confirmed when it became very clear that the closest parking spot would be almost a mile away. The tactical error of not packing the cooler the night before and having Mrs. SLB take it then hit me the way Thorn does shots of schnapps. Two kids, a heavy cooler, about 200k people from what I could tell and about a mile walk. Purrfect. I was quickly distracted by the large numbers of 22 (apparently that is the number we are using now for all girls under 30) year old girls dressed Irish Slutty ™. I think the torn fish net stockings with short skirts were my favorite but knee high socks with short skirts were pretty good too. We arrive at our destination in no time and it is only then I realize people are 8 rows deep to watch the parade. So I found a couple of old friends promised to play in their kids charity poker tournament and I think I even offered to pay one person to come over to my house and hang out with me. All was going as planned. Connections were being made. I was being welcomed to the new neighborhood. Nice. Then the clouds started rolling in. The next thing I know lightening is streaking across the sky, thunder is making the kids cry and people were scrambling everywhere for cover. My boys were remarkably calm however and were happy that we managed to secure a table with an umbrella. Of course Cal then suggested this wasn't a bright idea sitting on metal chairs under an umbrella with a metal pole during a thunderstorm. I agreed and we took cover under a large tent and they were out of beer. I had plenty of beer. People were offering to pay me five bucks a beer but I declined and started handing out beers. Good times. Apparently some people decided to pay me anyway though because when I got home I had a bunch of ones and fives stuffed in my pocket. So we waited it our for about an hour and I was soaking wet after taking the boys to the port-o-poop, separately of course. The rain finally relented and we decided to start walking. Dylan was holding my hand and Mrs. SLB had Cal's hand. Dylan is very competitive and considers everything a contest so we were "losing" to everybody walking ahead of us. So we were walking faster and faster with Dylan taking the time to jump in EVERY puddle of water on our quest to "win". There were now 40 or so people between us and Mrs. SLB so I motioned to her I would take Dylan with me and we continued on our way as they turned the corner to go to her car. Then the skies opened up again and began to pour down raining of course the copious amounts of lighting bolts were more of a concern to me. That and the fact it was raining to hard I could barely see. When we finally made it to my car we were soaked to the bone. Dylan had a great time though, was giggling like the little kid he is and asked me to put Crazy Train on for the ride home. I complied with his request and were both screaming at the tops of our voices when I noticed the roads were all flooded. My cars is 4WD so I didn't have too much of a problem but I was concerned about my wife & Cal. I was really concerned when we were home for 45 minutes to an hour before them. I had her phone in my pocket because I somehow got lucky enough to find a ziplock bag to put our phones in. Me & the boys ended up spending the rest of the day in the garage watching basketball and talking as I drank whiskeys. They even wiped off both of our cars. Fun day.
to introduce you
to my good friend
the paragrraph
2 pieces of plain white toast
About 7 beers
About 15 whiskeys
6 or 7 tokes from that baby jar stuff
a pack or so of smokes
That's aersomeI need a breathalyzer on my laptop.
NCAA tournament notwithstanding, amateur sports are great. The NBA can't top
It's ok. I had your back.Stayed home and totally sober yesterday.![]()

I wasn't going to Hipple here, but I have to ask, what kind of headaches?Lately I've been getting terrible headaches, to the point I have to lay down. They are always in the lower left back of my head. Ibuprofen really helps the pain in about 30 mins.Out of the doctor's office. I guess high blood pressure causes headaches. Who knew?When can we start using GMTAN as our medical history? It would have saved me 10 mins if my doctor would have just read this.
Enjoying the uva while watching the Mighty Mississipp' today. Suck it, bentley.Glad you enjoyed GB'Aaron Rudnicki said:this stuff is great. get pretty wrecked on just one can.sometimes I hate the people who live in this country. just like pot, this should be legal.'bentley said:Exactly. #### whoever made that greatness illegal. And those of you drinking the free fruit punch and uva Lokos can go to hell.'Aaron Rudnicki said:drinking Fruit Punch Four Loko from Guster and this stuff tastes like candy. If candy had 12.0% alcohol content anyway.![]()
Nice touch with the penny. Hope the taste explosion knocks you off the balcony.Enjoying the uva while watching the Mighty Mississipp' today. Suck it, bentley.Glad you enjoyed GB'Aaron Rudnicki said:this stuff is great. get pretty wrecked on just one can.sometimes I hate the people who live in this country. just like pot, this should be legal.'bentley said:Exactly. #### whoever made that greatness illegal. And those of you drinking the free fruit punch and uva Lokos can go to hell.'Aaron Rudnicki said:drinking Fruit Punch Four Loko from Guster and this stuff tastes like candy. If candy had 12.0% alcohol content anyway.![]()
Nice touch with the penny. Hope the taste explosion knocks you off the balcony.Enjoying the uva while watching the Mighty Mississipp' today. Suck it, bentley.Glad you enjoyed GB'Aaron Rudnicki said:this stuff is great. get pretty wrecked on just one can.sometimes I hate the people who live in this country. just like pot, this should be legal.'bentley said:Exactly. #### whoever made that greatness illegal. And those of you drinking the free fruit punch and uva Lokos can go to hell.'Aaron Rudnicki said:drinking Fruit Punch Four Loko from Guster and this stuff tastes like candy. If candy had 12.0% alcohol content anyway.![]()
This stuff is good. It's really not for sale anywhere anymore (I mean with the caffeine)? :(you were good til hereHere is a list of the things I put in my body yesterday:
2 pieces of plain white toast
About 7 beers
About 15 whiskeys
6 or 7 tokes from that baby jar stuff
a pack or so of smokes
Thanks?The tactical error of not packing the cooler the night before and having Mrs. SLB take it then hit me the way Thorn does shots of schnapps.
Welcome to two years ago.hfs Oregon has the ugliest court in all of basketball
It's ok. I had your back.Stayed home and totally sober yesterday.![]()
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